Why do adventurers love crazy clothing?

>>55270564
Most adventurers are not right in the head to begin with.

When your world's economy is so fucked up that a few gold pieces can buy you a comfortable life and you're getting THOUSANDS from a treasure hoard, you need to find things to spend it on. So, why not the best tailor in the land who can make a one-of-a-kind outfit for you?

>>55270564
Probably the sick magical buffs that magical clothing and artifacts give you. I know I'd wear Mordenkainen's Miniskirt if it gave me some sweet bonuses.

>>55270704
> I know I'd wear Mordenkainen's Miniskirt if it gave me some sweet bonuses.
Something something Oglaf, something something slut armor.

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>>55270564
Best bonus

>>55270564
Only crazy adventurers do. Then again, profession is about stabbing monsters and beings stabbed back, so it kinda attract crazies.

Was meant to include you>>55270716

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>>55270564
I don't know.

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>>55270564
I'm the dandy highwayman so sick of easy fashion
The clumsy boots, peek-a-boo roots that people think so dashing
So what's the point of robbery when nothing is worth taking? (oh oh)
It's kind of tough to tell a scruff the big mistake he's making

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>>55270788
I probably could give a fuck but I can't hear OP over the size of my codpiece

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>>55270790
Also because...you know what, fuck it, I'll just post the lyrics.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYMUeu4QT8Q

>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards

>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

>Silk or leather or a feather
>Respect yourself and all of those around you
>Silk or leather or a feather
>Respect yourself and all of those around you

>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Stop being dandy, showing me you're handsome

>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards
>Don't you ever, don't you ever
>Lower yourself, forgetting all your standards

>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of
>Prince Charming
>Prince Charming
>Ridicule is nothing to be scared of

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>>55270564
Suits are harder to market.

>>55270902
You can still tell a lot of personality from the character design in this though.
>sultry doctor scientist
>funster who doesn't take things seriously
>by-the-books and serious
>loose cannon, probably homosexual
>rookie with starry hopeful eyes
>silent bureaucrat with something to hide
>wise mentor who's been around enough to loosen up

>>55270755
shes just jealous his boobplate is curvier *and* more toned than hers

>>55270564
same reason superheroes run around in what would normally be fetish gear.

the people who're attracted to this sort of profession...they're not exactly known for their sanity.

>>55270564
Are you sure picking Velvet of all characters a good choice? That outfit is literary whatever she grabbed in armoury in less than a minute.

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Because.

>>55271358
I bet the office boss hired the lady in the centre.

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>>55270788
>>55270804

With Landskneckts its all about showing that you're successful as fuck and can wear expensive gaudy clothes while fighting as you're that much more value for money than a peasant with a stick.
Plus your magnificent codpiece

Because they're crazy.

>>55271358
Would hire the lady on the far right. Look at that determination.