Magic

>>55269008
Personally I liked the part where Jace looked at himself from an outsider's perspective and thought "am I stupid?"

>>55269008
R&D in this instance. Speak, the teenage children of Doug and Allison

>>55269008
well it got me to pop a boner

>>55269008
why would they? look at how you went out of your way to discuss MTG on a website. you're going to the prerelease too, I bet. I'd say their extremely niggardly approach to marketing is working

>>55269008
They have actually tried to and got told to go fuck themselves, not because of the money, but because of the ammount of corporate intervention with the writing.

>>55269008
Useless Island
Legendary Basic Land - Island
T: Add {U} to your mana pool.
"Useless island!"
- Jace Beleren

Come on, make it happen, Mark.

>>55274175
Best flavor

Like who, anon? Hit us with your best ideas

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WotC has spent too much of their budget inserting new forms of multicultural diversity into their settings, to be able to afford editors for their storyline (they are probably cis scum and goyim anyway)

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>>55280820
It's only going to get worse from here

>>55281542
What they gain with this ?

>>55281573

A smug self of moral superiority.

>>55281586
And a continued decrease in card quality, story quality, product quality, and sales apparently

>>55281586
what can they buy with that?

>>55281573
underage bestiality

>>55281542
I hope she has opened her fifth eye, and can see the giants her people were

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>>55281542

>>55269008
>Can't they hire some semi-competent fantasy author?
No need to set their sights so high. a mili-competent hack from /tg/ would be better than this, and no more expensive.

>>55281573
The ONLY WAY to be sure that SJW and MSM doesn't connect you with literal nazis and gators is to make strides in introducing diversity in your product while you shout the 4 wind that you're doing it.
In other words, they are forced to do it if they want their customers to be accepted in universities.

>>55274175
>Useless Island
>Legendary Basic Land - Island
>"Useless island!"
>- Jace Beleren

FTFY

>>55281573
An extra allowance of groid sperm

>>55283705
Or just ignore the kvetching kikes.

>>55269008
Why bother? Magic is for fags.

>>55285042
Found the salty YGO player

>>55285039
>plaster more of the people that would murder the jews at the first opportunity in the same way the rabbit would eat the cabbage were in not for the fox
>this is somehow something to blame the jews for