>The archmage gets fed up with being some sort of celebrity

Isn't that like, every mage?

>>55261043
>just assumes the form of a child, because boredumb.
Is it a polymorph? An illusion?

>>55261043
>turns self into a little girl
But merlin only pretended to be a little girl

>>55262129
>Archmage half-assing anything
Full shape change or bust

>>55262945
gay. that level of power takes the fun out of everything. might as well just masturbate and call it a day.

>>55263047
>might as well just masturbate and call it a day.
Is that before or after turning into a little girl?

>>55263712
before you pretend to turn into one

also, before you make a thread

>>55263738
Why do all these sexually weak men think masturbating stops you thinking about that stuff?
People with endurance think of it harder.

>>55264574
The anon has been posting about the whole masturbate before starting a thread thing for ages. Doofus doesn't understand how orgasm really affects the brain.

Well that was a rather short, but wild ride.

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For serious though, mages keep turning themselves into lolis. There must be something wrong with magic.

>>55261043
Why a girl instead of a little boy? Why not go back to being a young man?

>>55264692
he did that 600 years ago?
You get into some weird shit when you're immortal.

>>55264705
>I-I need to justify having a magic loli
Why not try asphyxiating on helium?

>>55264939
Oh, it's that salty guy and not an actual question. Gotcha.

>>55262178
Considering he gave female King Arthur a dick for shits and giggles, assume he was a little girl at some point

>>55267822
Nah, he just pretends to be one on the internet.

After a certain power threshold, every powerful wizard turns themselves into a girl sooner or later.

>>55264679
As if you wouldn't turn yourself into the ultimate lifeform if you could.

>>55261043
>Can polymorph into anything
>Sticking to one form and not switching it up daily, as the situation dictates.

That image is pretty good though, thanks for that.

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>>55267938

>>55262129
Naw, just essence paths ether and a pillow boi.

>>55261043
So what's the order of progression once you become "immortal archmage"-tier?
>Prime of your life
>Wizened, old, and haggard
>The "sweet spot" where you're clearly old enough to demand respect, but young enough to still be attractive
Seems pretty linear as far as progression goes. But what comes next?

>Some kind of magic talking animal
>A warped being that it's hard for others to look at.
>Woman
>Loli
>Shota
>Dragon

>>55271497
>Good luck I'm behind 7 proxies.jpg