warhammer 4Ok general /40kg/

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My army>Yours

First to need sweet DG leaks...more than have been made public

>>55257861
>4Ok
God damn it stop this crap

>warhammer 4Ok general
>4Ok general
>4Ok
>O

Two fucked up Generals in a day, what the hell is wrong with us?

Who are the Paladins, archetype-wise, of the Traitor Legions

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What's his fucking problem?

>two generals again
god dammit

>>55257886
If I'm ever going to get an Abby I will clip off that silly hipster top knot as soon as I open the box.
Nice job though.

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>>55257886

>>55257902
Check tomorrow

>>55257907
No fucking wonder I couldn't find the last one

>>55257912
Worst Bearers?

>>55257912
Chosen

>>55257938
>CTRL + F "40kg"
>they forgot to put that in the title
>CTRL + F "40,000"
>they put it as 40k
>CTRL + F "40k"
>4OK

Fuck you guys. I've seen generals without even a fucking title.

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>>55257861
Soon

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>++ WE HAVE COME FOR YOU!!!++

two taurox's or one vulture?

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>>55257968
You can come for me anytime you want with those hips.

>>55257957
It's REALLY annoying that people do this. At least it has 40kg, which should be the standard.

I want to play Alpha Legion fucking badly, but I the dread the thought of having to paint scale patterns on 40+ minis

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>>55257968
>Those child-bearing hips
I'LL TAKE TWENTY OF THEM!

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in an attempt to start this thread off well lets name what FW unit you'd like to be put into plastic with an appropriate price drop

Pic related

Can we put this thread down and pick up the one that anons will actually be able to find?

>>55258024
green stuff will work wonders
trust me im alpharius

>>55258059
I agree. OP is a fucking retard/troll

>>55257922
Thanks!
It's not mine.

>>55258052

Spartan, Cerberus, Typhon
Fire Raptor
Storm Eagle
Thunderhawk
Sicaran Battle Tank, Venator
Tarantula Sentry
Leviathan

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New Typhus looks nice.

>>55258070
I have never greenstuffed before

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>>55258052
The mighty duck

>>55258095
He's powerful on the table as well, but I won't be using him because special characters are for faggots.

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>>55258154
>not wanting superior imperial jet fighter

so does anyone actually give a shit about konor anymore?
i played like one game 3 weeks ago

>>55258180
How does he even see anything through the cockpit?

>>55258180
Doubt I can use that with my TSons

>>55258180
That's not the BRRRRRRRT-of-prey.

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>go to play 40k
>store closed today unexpectedly for repairs
>go to /tg/
>40k general is a shitposting cesspit
>two threads up
How do I paint the basic plastic cadians in an interesting way that isn't just "cadia"?

>>55258202
MACHINE SPIRITS

>>55258180
I want a million thunderbolts, it's just such a sexy plane.

>>55258202
>not using your faith in the emperor over your eyes
>>55258203
you actually can
in 30k

>>55258095
BY THE POWER OF NURGLE

>>55258211
It's the anti tank flyer equivilant pretty much
Plus the vulture is fucking ugly

>>55258253
Yeah, the pose is OOC.

>>55258215

Something like USMC desert, or Harakoni Warhawks with voxcaster/FW hazard masks and Elysian grav chutes.

>>55258228
I have one, fucking nice, especially for such an old model, considering getting a second when I get my marauder destroyer in a couple months

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>>55258230
Like this?

>>55258215
White Dwarf has a nice grey/red colour scheme in it for Cadians, in the four warlords section. Started a few months ago, you might find it in the OP.

>>55258257
As opposed to the aircraft that out-bricks marine crafts?

>>55258215
do what the third edition codex tells you and draw inspiration from irl armed forces

>>55257929
yeah...they said special rules and psychich powers?

I have never waited so impatiently for army shit before. I saw the first trailer like 6 months ago and have been waiting to build my army since then. I had a Death Guard army back in 5th and sold it...because poorfag....bills and responsibility.

regretted it ever since.

I have had a budget to build my army on...and in the last 6 months it has dwindled because I started building another army to tide me over....now the army is about to drop and the release is like 3 times the size I thought it was gonna be. I only have like 300 bucks to put towards it now...and I am afraid that will only get me like 1/2 of the release (and that is with ebay prices) I am anxious

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>>55258278

>>55258095
I like all the Plague Marine sculpts, and everything in DI minus the sorceror, but I think the Terminators and especially Typhus look overdesigned, round and a bit daft

Compare them to the Grave Wardens that FW do

>>55258052
Ordinatus Ulator or Warhound Titan
Honourable mention goes to the Marauder Destroyer.

>>55258286
>implying the vulture is even close to aerodynamic
>not wanting a plane that looks like a muscle car had sex with a german fighter jet and grew lasers
both great models with great rules all jokes aside which is why i have one of each

>>55258052
Malanthrope. Also, either make it bigger or less dense in detail, because it just looks weird next to other GW minis right now.

Thunderhawk too.

>>55258323
if a $200 kit for the marauder came out id buy that shit the first pay day

You know what? Leaving concerns about sales and popularity aside. 40k would truly be better if there was no such thing as Space Marines. The most elite troops humans could field would be Tempestus Scions, who fight back against the enemies of humanity with tactics, technology and superior firepower. Chaos would field Possessed as basic troops, probably upscaled a la Warriors of Chaos in WFB, along their dameons and daemon engines. The Emperor would still be an alien, unknowable and superior figure, and there would be no such thing as Primarchs.

Just imagine. No snowflake super soldiers, no relentless shilling and mary sues, no "battles over the soul of mankind" waged by mutated freaks while the actual humans are left in the background and ground into the dirt. AdMech, Assassins, SoB, Inquisition, all of them there, with no pauldrons to render them redundant. Chaos driven by the forces of an unknowable terror, not daddy issues.

A man can only dream.

>>55258345
So basically WFB in SPEHS.

Yeah, I'm sure transplanting the game no one played and had to be replaced into space would be an """improvement""""

>>55258345
it'd be dead

>>55258345
The game/setting would be worse for it if marines were removed entirely.

However it could 100% do with toning down the ridiculous amount of focus it puts on every fucking variant color/flavor of Marine at the expense of other factions.

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From what book is this?

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What went so right?

>>55258324
>not wanting a plane that looks like a muscle car had sex with a german fighter jet
Dakkajet.

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>>55258335
Yes, how big is it? Its Thunderhawk Big, Played against one on the 2nd in an Apoc match for Loebos.

Chaos Victory!!

>>55258373
Blades of Damocles.

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>>55258345
Terrible taste if legit, but probably just bait

>>55258345
this is all true, unfortunately marines are a parasite that have been in 40k since day one, 40k has absolutely outgrown them but theres really no good way to get rid of them, even BL writers say they are boring, maybe primarus is the beginning of turning marines into an elite imperial unit and eventually be phased out

>>55258373
Blades of Damocles

>>55258386
>maybe primarus
>can't even spell Primaris
>doesn't even know that Primaris are even worse than marines

You don't even have to read Dark Imperium to know this, you just have to have been on this board for longer than 2 months and not be a fucking idiot.

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>>55258052
Krieg.

Will never happen, but I'd love to see a more updated generic guard kit since Cadia's fallen.

>>55258270
Hnnngh... dire to buy resin increasing

>>55258324
>not wanting a plane that looks like a muscle car had sex with a german fighter jet and grew lasers

Top kek

>>55258376
GW said fuck you and made a bunch of marine boxes like BaC and BoP, then said fuck you to the marine players and made a bunch of Primaris boxes

>>55258345
Admech warrior orders and their Malagra and Myrmidax magi would probably be the most elite, given that Myrmidons can take down two or three Astartes at once at least. A "whole squad" of Emperor's Children, anyway.
Still, I do agree that it would be much better. but the writers would never even consider toning back the Marines. Also, they're ABSURDLY boring. They don't do anything besides fight by writing thirty renditions of "and then he shot him with the bolter and/or punched him", and as they always win by writer wank there's no excitement in that either.

>>55258384
Not every opinion you disagree with is bait, anon.

>>55258411

That priest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH476CxJxfg

>>55258380
Jesus Christ I didn't realise how big Thunderhawks were

>>55258380

That kid is tired of this shit.

>>55258522
He's a big plane

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Hey, /40kg/

So I've decided to "bootleg" Battlefleet Gothic. I say bootleg because I've realized I'd cost me way more to buy these antique miniatures off of ebayso my solution to this is to just make the ships out of paper.

No, we aren't talking dedicated pape mache Imperial Retribution Class Battleship, but just plain old 2D blank paper with a drawing of a Imperial Retribution Class Battleship. I'm shit at drawing, especially detailed space cathedrals.

Anyone got any tips for drawing the ships, astroids, debris and obstacles from a birds eye view? I'm thinking the ships will be something around 12 cm long and 5-8 cms wide, fighters will land around 3-4 cms long and 1-2 cms wide.

Anyone see any problems that might arise from this?

>>55258259
>OOC
Uugh

>>55258541
No survivors.

>>55258379
>not wanting a plane built from the wreckage of a plane that looks like a muscle car had sex with a german fighter jet
>dakkajet

ftfy

Absolute beginner question: DO you need a codex and rulebook to play at a GW store?

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>>55258522
My problem with the Thunderhawk is that it's so flat and boxy. It looks like shit for how expensive it is.

The Manta at least has a ton of charm and various features on it. The Thunderhawk as a couple of doors and not much else.

>>55258345

Excellent bait. To keep the charade going, I'll play it straight and point out that 40k wouldn't exist without space marines- it'd be dead in a ditch just like boring ass Warhammer fantasy

I've always wondered why guardfags don't fix off to Flames of War and Infinity

>>55258574
If it helps you anything, Paperhammer exists, and with some google-fu I'm sure you can find something for BFG too.

>>55258656
Yeah.

Can get the epubs on your phone and say you got the digital version.

>>55258536
He was kind of a little distracted douche

>>55258662
>thinks WHF die due to its setting
Anon die due to GW incompetence

>>55258656
You need that to play anywhere. Unless you have the rules on your tablet or you're using an index while you wait for the release of your codex.

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Still no news on Fires of Cyraxis?

>>55258710
>Still no news on Vaporware: The book
FTFY

>>55258052
Krieg, Elysian, Vostroyan and Armageddon Steel legion

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Did FW remove the Arvus Lighter? It's not listed on the website. D:

>>55258685

At least its better than the proto-WAAC fag we have at my club.

Kid is 12 and if you outsmart or list build to counter his broken bullshit lists his face starts twitching like a ferret with Parkinsons.

I want to say its just his age, but its not. He's a little cunt; growing up to be a bigger cunt.

>>55258662
>boring ass Warhammer fantasy
Counter-bait, a literal riposte
/tg/ shitposters are in great shape today.

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>>55257861
So i heard that a bunch of death guard rules had been leaked? typhus's stats and that, does anyone have it?

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>painted original 20 poxwalkers in 2 days
>on 4th day on my second batch of 20 and still have lots to do

Suffering.

>>55258576
You don't pose, say, Kharn and Ahriman in the same way because you know they are not the same character wise.
Same with Typhus.
Also cut your throat with something blunt anon. I want you to suffer.

>>55258828
It was really just him being a kid kinda. Big Booyah's when his Tacticals finally killed my Deathmarks after 2 turns and constantly having to look for him so he can roll dice in a fight phase or to roll saves from me shooting him.

>>55258894
Eh, most children don't understand the game, much less the fluff.

>>55258894

See I don't mind that kind of thing. Just a kid being a kid.

Still. Can't be too mad; its new blood in the hobby.

>>55258937
I find kids understand it fine
>these are your dudes
>these are my dudes
>it's the future, there's only war, and everything's gone crazy, now lets shoot and chop eachother

>>55258662
>I'll play it straight and point out that 40k wouldn't exist without space marines
>Leaving concerns about sales and popularity aside

You can do better than this, anon.

>>55258659
Yeah but to be fair it's a really old model, they tried to improve on it with the soktar hawk (imo they succeeded) but that in turn is even more expensive and misses the firepower of the original.

>>55258380
Jesus christ that thing is huge and ugly.

>>55258975
Im being unfair to him, I know.

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>>55259023
The Thunderhawk was redesigned recently. Still boxy.

>>55258345
Space marines are integral to 40k. Without them, the whole setting is just my mom's grimdark space fantasy.

There are many mary sues outside of SM too. Remember Tau? Eldar? Even the IG has some mary sue characters.

That said I enjoy it when the focus is not on the astrates. Considering there are less space marines in the entire galaxy, chaos or otherwise, than normal humans on some agri world in the bumfuck nowhere sector, their role shouldn't be as central anyways.

>>55259054
Good thing I have even less money than common sense, otherwise I'd already have on of those new Thunderhawks. They look so much better than the previous cast.

>>55258991
This kids grew playing "clickers" and free to play games
Board games and war games must look like advance algebra for them

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>>55259054
Move aside for a real big boy plane

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>>55259091
>Replying to bait

>>55257861
are chaos terminators worth it now

i really like them and want to have like 10 in a big blob but i dont want to be wiped in two turns

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So now that power fist primaris captains are legal, has anyone given their conversion a spin on the table?

Does having some good melee oomf help the weak melee of primaris?

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>>55259108
In the local GW store there have been multiple instances of the manager having to explain to a little kid that 40k is not a video game or anything, doesn't need batteries, and can't be 'switched on'

>TFW you hear a little 7 year old kid asking "How do you turn this game on?" whilst looking at the display table

>>55259129
Well they can all take plasma guns now.

Scarab Occult are pretty good even without upgrades.

>>55257922
New Primarch sized Abbadon better come with a helmet option like Rowboat.

>>55259108

FIDGET SPINNERS

>>55259110
Sokar pattern Stormbird is long as warlord titan is height. Thunderhawk is only slightly shorter.
Marauder is not even close.

>>55259094
Z just finished his new cast of them, $200 and his big stuff is pretty high quality these days

>>55258541

For (you)

>>55259108
It's true, mobile games are children's main entertainment these days. It's making them retarded.

>>55259002
It's literally just an IGfag complaining about how the spotlight is on a faction he doesn't like and wants it to be on a faction he does like, being a typical complete autist failing to disregard people have various likes and marines are popular.

>>55259158
So the idea would be to deep strike a blob of them, rapid fire plasma and just annihilate something?

how many plasma guns are in a box? like 1?

>>55259172
This explains the increasing popularity of space Marines.

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>>55259168
Don't ... tempt me Frodo !

>>55259156
Us boomers, amirite?

>>55259193
>increasing

>>55259052

nah, understandable. Kids are annoying sometimes

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>>55259054
They need a proper redesign like the sokar, the last one wasn't really enough to change the aesthetic from dumb flying box. I really like the sokar but it just lacks the pew of the original.


>>55259110
Is that not much smaller?

>>55257918
Allowed himself to be cucked by demons. Happy he eventually threw it off, happier that he didn't want to be remembered.

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Are harlequins mary sues?

>>55259201
Most individuals who are considered "children" these days don't even understand what a world without smartphone and social media could look like. They must have odd brains.

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Started Death Guard but now realizing I love Nurgle Daemons, they're great looking (except GUO) and play in a fun way.

Should I buy a nurgle start collecting or should I focus on finishing my Death Guard?

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>Trying to magnetize my assault termies so that they can swap between claws and hammers
>Ask about which magnets would work for terminator arms and get told 1/16 x 1/32 work
>Only place to get them here is Amazon and can't prime them so I wait nearly a month for them to ship
>Now they're here and they're slightly too weak to hold up the arm properly

Any advice? I found some slightly bigger magnets but it looks like they would take another month to get here and I was hoping to use these soon. It seems like it's just a little too weak to hold up the arms properly.

Also, thoughts on my Carcharadons? There's still a lot of small stuff to do but I'm really proud of how he turned out. It was my first time doing edge highlighting so that looks a little shaky up close.

>>55259260
If you really enjoy Nurgle Daemons a lot more, switch over. Specially if you don't have that many Death Guard anyway. Or maybe alternate between the two a little bit, or even mix them into one army.

>>55259260
Buy both nerd

>>55259197
Also free shipping for it as a promotion

>>55259240
As an example, someone born in 2000 would be 17 now.
Facebook and smartphones would've taken off when they were around the age of 7. Humans have no real memory before 4 years old, so they would have 3-4 years of childhood before the social media explosion. Not at all enough for it to be meaningful on their memory.

These individuals can drive, many work, some are preparing to go to University.

There's going to be a big gap between pre-network and post-network people. Historical memory is a powerful thing.

>>55259260
what have you actually bought? If you bought all your death guard stuff, don't go out and buy more shit because then you'll always be behind in your building/painting. If you're trying to decide whether to buy the rest of your death guard or nurgle, then its up to you, both are fine options.

>>55259271
What the hell did you do with your paints? Throw sand in it?

>>55259271
Pretty sure guys magnets ships worldwide and even the tiniest neodymium are more than strong enough to hold minis together. I bought some of the 2mm by 0.5mm and they're N35

https://www.guysmagnets.com/neodymium-magnets-c11/2-mm-x-0-5-mm-n35-neodymium-disk-p272#

>>55259260
>>55259301
I'm just realizing that you couldn't have bought your death guard stuff, so do whatever man, its your money and time.

>>55259271

Size doesn't affect magnet strength. The reason your magnets are weak is because they are low quality. Look for "rare earth" and "neodymium" magnets. Even the tiniest ones will cause arms to fly to the torso and hold tight enough that they won't come off without actual pressure, assuming you buy actual good magnets with a high grade.

>>55259322
>Size doesn't affect magnet strength

Wrong

>>55259301
I've got 2 sets of Death Guard form the DI box.

Completed 1 set, painted, based etc.

Starting on second set atm. Planning on getting their codex and Mortarion etc but I'm feelign the pull of Nurgle Daemons. I really love the psychic phase and they have so many cheap psykers things with cool powers.

>>55259271
He looks like he's singing a whale song.

OOLOOLOOLOO MOTHERFUCKER

>>55258024
>painting Alpha Legion as Alpha Legion

>>55259322
But anon, size DOES matter :^)

>>55259300
>Humans have no real memory before 4 years old

I thought people were just retards, but apparently I'm a freak for remembering life at age 3, and having a handful of memories from age 2, mostly involving preschool. Then again, the average person is pretty retarded.

>>55257886
Good luck I'm behind fifteen assassins

>>55259330

Size doesn't meaningfully affect magnet strength when talking about Terminator armpit magnets. Shouldn't have to spell this shit out for you.

>>55259156
Man made up kids from made up stories sure are dumb

>>55259360
This triggers me, but not as hard as being behind 120 conscripts.

>>55259351
so what you are saying is that he should have bought BBC magnets

>>55259224
>>55259167
It is smaller and costs less but it can shoot either down in one turn

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>>55259357
>tfw my earliest memory is my father spilling soda on me as a baby at a ballpark

>>55258779
Krieg grenadiers got squatted too

>>55259300
I'm 18 and I remember when I was 3. And I remember plenty before smartphones were huge. I didn't get one until I was 9th/10th grade in high school.

But the ones after my group... yeah.

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What is going on at GW? Are people actually buying shit now or are multiple armies getting squatted soon?

>>55259232
Nahh, they aren't BS invincible "I'm the bestest of the bestest and better than everyone at everything", they've gotten rekt a few times in fluff (albeit less than most other factions but that makes sense due to how small the faction is)

>>55259451
>every time

>>55259451
WHY WOULD STOCK PRICES GO UP???
Because they are selling more... which means more stuff is out of stock...

>>55259120
See >>55258450

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What do you all want to see from the Drukhari codex? What do you think seems likely?

I represent the True Kin on the table top. I'd really like to see Haywire Blasters changed. I think they are next to worthless. For the life of me I can't see why you would ever bring them when any unit that has access to them could take a blaster for marginally more points. Haywire blasters are so niche, in my opinion they ought to be Assault D3 and perhaps 2 fewer points.

Other than that I'm overall pretty happy with the codex. I've had a lot of fun getting back into 40k and putting my Dark Eldar on the table. Would like to see some of the special characters return and all the neat wargear that the faction used to have like webway portals, soul traps, and deepstriking transports. I also really, really would like there to be some HQ options mounted on a skyboard or jetbike or be allowed to take scourge wings. Craftworlds get this in spades, no reason Dark Eldar couldn't get the same treatment. It's especially tragic for the Succubus who struggles to ever keep up with Reavers or Hellions in order to hand her aura buff out to them. A bike option would be nice.

>>55259386
how many points is 120 conscripts with commissar support?

>>55259501

390ish

>>55259395
Yes and single squad of guardsmen can shoot down the marauder. The marauder would need to hit/wound fail save and roll max damage on all of its shots to kill the hawk

>>55259494
i would love to see raiders changed to 12 man capacity, which sounds reasonable to me.

asking for 6 man in venoms is too much i guess

>>55259179
I dunno, I'm not an IGfag (Tau) and I do wish Marines weren't as central. Personally, I came in from WFB, where the Empire was just one faction among many, so seeing that like 70% of the lore, sales and focus was on SMs of one stripe or another left a sour taste in my mouth.

It's like, there's an entire faction that's dedicated to being cyborgs and the superiority of the machine and have the aesthetics and strategy to match, and then there's these space marines we painted gray and their schtick is being cyborgs and the superiority of the machine. You think that the ones to have an army of psykers would be the Eldar, who in lore are all psykers? Nope, have some marines with a different paintjob, there's your psykers. Fanatic witch-hunting zealots? We can focus on the literal Inquisition and battle nuns, orrrrrr we can instead have these marines painted black who are the fanatical zealots.

It gets old after a while.

I don't care if the kid acts like a kid. what I care about is if his shit is painted. If they are just going to grow up to be netlisters with primed models then I'm not going to play that.

>>55259232
Why would they be?

>>55258180
That girl is fukken ugly even by GW standards.

Better than more goddamn Spess Mahreen flyers. Cause every chapter needs their own unique flyer, right?

>>55259449
>he thinks he's not a little shit just because he's 18

Niggas not even out of freshmen year

>>55259587
>Taufag
>complaining about marines
>after Damocles
>after being the only army that FW even supports that's not marines or Knights
>after Riptide bullshit
>when he's getting a SECOND IA volume

Sit the fuck down faggot

>>55259653
Still has a point.

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>>55259429
PLASTIC
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Soulgrinders yes?

No?

>>55259429
I'm still hella salty about that. They were hella awesome minis

>>55258373

Based Cato

>>55259494
i doubt you'll get new models or options. it's the same reason why chaos warpsmiths and dark apostles have to walk. now i'm reminded that they never gave chaos daemon mounts in plastic despite it being around since 3rd and having models in whfb

>>55259494

Plastic incubi

Plastic trueborn given their own models and unique weapons like better splinter weapons that wound on 3+'s against non-vehicles or rapid fire disintegration weapons instead of just being the heavy weapon squad like scourges, ghostplate would also be nice

a lord of war superheavy gunship style aircraft covered in heavy ordinance.

>>55259729
Good thing I've only gotten 10/10 kriegers from my regular chinaman and he has them

>>55259832
Mind if I ask for some advice? I've recently come into some money and looking to start a death korp army, but I'm not sure what to start collecting first? I wanted to focus on death riders but beyond that I'm not sure what to pick up.

>>55259160
>Covering the mark of chaos on his forehead
I'd prefer something like the mouthguards the sisters of silence have.

>>55259832
No one cares holy shit recastfags are worse than crossfitting vegan vapers. What's worse is you had no intention of helping him buy those recasts either you're just here to fucking gloat and circle jerk.

Wait if I want to have more than 2 Elite slots I need to take a Battallion, right?

But a Battalion needs 2 HQs and 3 Troops unlike the CAD from before, right?

>>55258215
Make them clowns.

>>55259679
>still has a point

No he doesn't. We could have auxiliary xenos and a true alien army but instead we get retarded blue skin wank and nonsensical giant robots that tau have hated for decades.

Get your own head out of your anus while licking for anti-marine feces crumbs and see that you're just a fucking moronic hypocrite

>>55259449
>>55259413
>>55259357
Some people have memories at age 3, but they're usually confabulated.

>>55259812
> it's the same reason why chaos warpsmiths and dark apostles have to walk.

What reason is that?
I don't necessarily even want new physical models. Just the rules to be able to play with them. There's plenty of things historically GW put out rules for, but never made models for. Converting suitable stand-ins is a lot of fun anyway.

>>55259889
People should really tell us where to get these things if they have them.

>>55259964
because GW never got around to making those options and fucking chapter house

>>55259889
t. poorfag who is too braindead to actually find contacts
Get the fuck good nigger

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>>55259360
Literally you.

>>55260015
>implying I need to buy recasts

Get smart faggot

>>55260015
You mad people calling you out for being obnoxious?

>>55260015
>buys recasts
>calls others poorfags

t. poorfag who can't afford FW and projects his inadequacy onto others. See his pathetic blubbering of "a-a-at least my recasts are 10/10" as he attempts to find a suitable mate. Sadly, the fledgling poorfag is crippled with shit taste and playing DKoK, dooming it to a lonely death in the cold wilderness. And thus nature goes on.

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Would this be an okay model for a snakebite nob with WAAAGH banner?

Anyone got a source for the short story death warrant?

>>55260213
Get some plasticard or something and stick it to the pole. It's a little small for a WAAAGH! Banner otherwise.

Why does GW still disable comments on their youtube vids? They can't be threatened by trolls THAT bad.

Take their latest vid, the death guard trailer. There's 2,500 likes to just 48 dislikes. That's a reflection that people aren't that all hostile to GW anymore, and I doubt their comment sections would be full of negativity.

>>55260231
http://www.blacklibrary.com/all-products/death-warrant-ebook.html

>>55260251
They have said it's because they don't have enough people in the community team to properly moderate them.

>>55260213
The base model yes.
The symbol on the banner looks more like evil suns

>>55260251
To be fair most comment sections of youtube channels with moderate to large amounts of viewers that allow comments are either horrible, or heavily moderated. If you want to tell GW something do it through normiebook, no sane person wants to read youtube comments.

>>55260251
Imagine the screeching autistic retards posting all over that shit

GW doesn't need 100,000 fucks and cunts all over their kid toy adverts

>>55260251
It's not like YouTube comments have anything valuable. At least other sites manage to have some positives amid the stupidity.

>>55260251

because they would be to busy deleting deus vult and god-emperor trump posters.

>>55260077
>>55260112
>>55260144
>paying full price for FW's shitty products
They should be thankful anyone even wants to recast them, only the most idiotic of individuals would ever pay FW prices lmao

Heavy Plasma Cannon or Twin Lascannon on my venerable dreadnought? I like how both of them look

>>55260402
Rules wise lascannon.

So this is the last week. I play Guard and through mismatching and shit dice rolls I've been defender every single time. Today I really want to try my Chimera Vets list, can I get some (Yous) to help me roll Attacker today?

I didn't get an answer last night, so asking again.

Are LSS good anymore? someone mentioned they are just a meme now

>>55260402
Plasma cannons are kinda shit this edition

>>55260428
What is this, 7th? You're playing like the shittiest combination of units possible.

>>55260448
It's narrative, I'm playing to tell a story and have fun. Calm your waac cock.

>>55259899
You can also take a vanguard for 6 elite slots with only 1hq tax

>>55259711
Concept: yay
Excecution: Nay
Everything above the waste is largely garbage.
Like making a centaur by stapling a stuffed monkey to a horse.

>>55260415
Cool.

>>55260441
Oh, that sucks. I'm trying to write up a Grey Knight list right now, I'm new. Everything seems pretty cool except the Dreadknight though. That thing looks funny to me.

>>55260430
What the fuck is a LSS

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What should I ask Jes on Saturday when he scoming to my LGS?

>>55260560
land speeder storm

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OCTARIUS WILL RISE AGAIN

>>55260567
"Can nexte miniatures be less overdeigned than for example Mortarion?"

>>55260599
Gonna get btfo in the nid dex

>>55260430
Nope, the are a pile of burning garbage now.
Prive went up, gun went from disabling weapon for combos to extremely bad even just at annoying guardsman.

>>55260366
Such cool, much edge.

>>55260567
"On a scale of 1-10 how much do you want bare feet on your micro-penis?"

>>55259190
Chaos terminators only come with a combiflamer. Chaos lord comes with a combimelta. Have fun!

>>55258411
Victoria Miniatures makes Krieg models.

>>55260799
>using retarded 3rd party sculpts
>ever
If you're poor get recasts, but don't waste your money on the knock-off shit.

>>55259413
My earliest memory is of being buckled into a car seat in our station wagon that we had when I was very young.

>>55258052

Warboss on Warbike.

>>55260776
No, Chaos Termis have:
>2 Power Axes
>2 Power Fists
>1 Chainfist
>1 Tentacle
>1 Power Maul
>3 Combi-bolters
>1 Heavy Flamer
>1 Reaper Autocannon
>1 Combi-melta
>1 Combi-flamer

Chaos Lords have:
>2 Lightning Claws
>1 Power Axe
>1 Power Fist
>1 Chainfist
>1 Force Stave
>1 Combi-bolter
>1 Combi-melta
>1 Combi-flamer

This is all from memory, someone check if I'm right.

>>55260567
dont ask
you kidnap him and release him when they did plastic sisters of battle

Have you ever been in a 40K tournament where you can't choose your psychic powers?

There is one in my city that you can only roll dice to pick the powers and a lot of people are boycotting it.

I personally think it is stupid to not let choose, some people make armies and need specific powers.

>>55259914
You seem upset, anon. Perhaps it would be good for you to have a lie down.

>>55260842
Why the fuck would they not let you choose, the 8th edition rules specifically say you can choose.

>>55260834
Huh, you got me on the melta in the regular kit. Totally forgot about that guy. Still no combiplasma though!

What does a sisters list look like in 8th?

>>55260834
u should say that chaos lord lightning claws are one pair, so you can only use one as replacement for a poweraxe.
and i think there was no combiflamer in there

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>>55259494

2 words my naive young archon.

>Quantum
>Shielding

The salt was delicious when our local necron player started to call us OP because we can ignore his bullshit cop-out-of-damage ability.

Admittedly he was also rightfully miffed when I managed to get a unit of 3 talos into close combat with his newly painted lychguard and they mulched their way through them and his overlord in a single turn. He then moved the Night bringer round to counter charge, which he then forgot to do. The Nightbringer was then unceremoniously fried to a crisp by my Reaper in a single volley.

>>55260857
>Why the fuck would they not let you choose

They say it is more fair like this, but the reality is that one of the organizers plays drukhari and IG and has never used a psycker.

>>55260902
What a cunt.

>>55259413
>tfw my earliest memory is was my in the car hearing my dad scream
I was 2 and I didn't know what the fuck was happening but I remember my dad screaming "Alright you made your fucking point I've got my kid in the car!" quite vividly.

I asked my dad about it when I was a little older and he said he cut the dude up after the guy cut him up first. The guy followed him for ages and then pulled up next to us at some lights and asked my dad what he was playing at, and my old man said something like "you cut me up so I cut you up, job done mate we're square" and the guy aimed a gun at him out of nowhere.

>>55260909
Do you mean "cut off" you retard? Also nice blog post, what the fuck does this have to do with 40k?

>>55260618
That's a shame, I really enjoyed their look.

Ty for detailed answer though

>>55260939
No, because I don't speak English: Retard Edition, Amerifat.

How would one get into 40k

>>55260972
Buy the starter set maybe?

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>>55260972
do you intend to play or just stick to modeling? depends on that
>this fucking captcha

>>55260972
What factions do you like?

>>55260972
go to the gw website, pick a faction whose models u like and find some active players
If the players are not nice to newbies, repeat step 2

>>55260972
Read a bit of the fluff for the universe, choose a race you like and read a bit about them. If you like them, find out if they have a start collecting box (if marines of any flavor/nurgle, get the starter box)

>>55260972
Go back to late 90's when it was awesome.

>>55261016
How old are you, Anon?

>>55261016
It was pretty good up until around 2007-08

>>55257886
way to ruin the Horus model.

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>nurgle kills you and turns you into flies and bacteria and shit
>said bacteria and flies and shit can't worship him

Seem wasteful and shortsighted.

>>55261009
they also have a website if you want to read a bit o the backstory
https://warhammer40000.com/

>>55257886
Questions
Is that the FW HH Horus model?
If it is, is that claw converted?
Because it looks like the it'd be about the size of a fucking terminator

>>55261059
Nurgle only kills you if you don't yell "UNCLE"

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How much would it cost to hire an assassin to kill Nick Kyme so that there would be some actually nice written stories about my favorite chapter in HH and in general?

>>55261059
The bacteria and flies worship him just by existing.

>>55261093
Sure but death is preferable to being in constant pain so why would anyone not die?

>>55260865
Lots of penitent engines.

Lots of imagifiers for extra acts of faith.

Dominions with meltas or combi-plasma (with a canoness). Especially in a Repressor.

Celestine--but she's in every army these days.

>>55261118
Nurgle makes it so you're happy with the pain. Or that you don't feel it.

>>55261088
I mean, Horus was a big guy, it is his claw.

>>55261118
You aren't in constant pain. You become immune to his shit.

>>55261124
>Lots of penitent engines.

Took my Dread Mob against a Sisters list with 6 Penitant Engines a few weeks back. I did not expect PEs to be that killy. I have since learned that lesson after they ate 2/3rds of my army.

>>55261088
Abaddon was a manlet compared to his Primarch. Primarchs are 9-12feet tall. Magnus and Vulkan were taller still.

How do I take out bigger shit than TEQ's with my thousand sons niggas? I've got rubrics, tzaangors, ahriman, and some scarab occult terminators so far.

>>55260996
I intend to play.
>>55261003
Imperial Guard, Salamanders,
tau
And maybe the Eldar who managed to stay sane.

>>55261178
Laspreds, that's what I take

>>55260963
No it's definitely cut off. I don't know what dialect you're using, but it's not her majesty's english.

>>55261193
dark eldar?
well for starters narrow it down to 1 faction
(you can ally space marines and guard so you dont have to choose between them)

>>55261193
Well, you could buy one of the small guardsman blisters, and one of the new faction paint sets (if they have one for IG), tools to get shit off sprues and assembled
That ought to get you started
Then if you decide you like the army and stuff, get a Start Collecting! box and maybe something more

>>55261107
Nick Kime decimated Salamanders more than Dropsite Massacre ever did.

>>55261249
Dark eldar are very much NOT the sane ones, Anon.
>>55261251
Also to learn the game one could try watching some batreps

>>55261170
Was he supporting or buffing them with other units? Or were they carrying all by themselves?

>>55261193
Narrow it down to one faction that you want and then buy it's start collecting kit.

>>55261249
Ohh. Imperium, then.
>>55261251
Sounds like a plan.

>>55260909
>"you cut me up so I cut you up, job done mate we're square
Why are they cutting each other?
What the fuck was going on?

>>55260567
"Can I thank you for still believing in human sized Primarchs?

"Could GW maybe take the old Bretonnian knight heads and release them as a Stormcast upgrade kit?"

"Will Tau finally get some more auxiliaries in the new codex? Like a Guevesa upgrade sprue at least"

>>55260567
Which fucking LGS, mate.

>>55261277
dont buy the faction paint sets.
they are meant to compliment the beginners paint set so you will miss most colors.
also they are rather expensive if you consider you get full paints for roughly 50% more than the 1/4 normal paint pots they sell in those.

I'm trying to put together a red scorpions list and could use some help.

So far I have CM Culn and Magister Loth as my HQ, two apothecaries, and a land raider (can be any type) for my main group of melee dudes. I don't know what elite to pair them with, I have some cataphractii, some asscents, and some assmarine models.

I have two tac squads with MM + combi meltas that will go in a drop pod, and a scout sqad with snipers in the back.

Thoughts so far?

UM chapter tactics btw

my short story
"Sir, should we make more Manticores? they sell out in minutes and it's 3 months between batches."
'no' the manager said, before firing his stupid employee.
the end.

>>55261350
Tottenham Court Road

>>55261425
A short train ride for me. Tempting. Does Jes even have a place at GW anymore? He's an incredible sculptor but all their shit is made in AutoCAD.

>>55261269

No buffs, just ran them forward towards me. Dread Mob has virtually no shooting so I charged right back. Made contact with a Gorkanaut into 1 mob of 3, and my Meka Dread into the other 3 strong mob. Lost 3 wounds on the Gorka to overwatch from 6 heavy flamers, Meka Dread took 2 wounds too.

The Naut went first and managed to kill one PE, then he burned 2 CP to attack with the other mob. They absolutely slaughtered the Meka Dread, then he rolled a 4+ and piled into the Gorka, which got utterly demolished as well. The other 3 strong mob then consolidated into a Deff Dread that hadn't quite managed to make contact and turned it into scrap.

Next turn he just assaulted forwards into another Dread and 4 Kans. There were no survivors.

I turned around with the rest of my force (Morka, 2 Dreads, 4 Kans) and with some good shooting managed to get rid of 2 PEs. Then I charged in and the Kans demolished 2 more. He burned 2 more CP to kill a Dread, then my Morka finished off the other 2 PE.

By this stage though he'd moved up with melta sisters and opened fire. In my turn I had a single Kan left; it charged a 13 strong mob of sisters and died to overwatch. We had a good laugh about the way the game went but bloody hell did I underestimate those murder machines. They're pretty fragile againt shooting though; it's just that Dread Mob has so little shooting that it's hard to whittle them down on the way in, and charging them really hurts.

>>55261266
Dark Eldar are just Eldar who never stopped doing what they used to.

Craftworld Eldar are ascetic monks.

>>55258359
Being this hilariously fucking ignorant and still mouthing off like a cunt.

>>55261438
Dunno.

He had a hand in designing recent stuff like Ad Mech and Primaris apparently.

Also there will be a Mortarion model, live and in the flesh on Saturday. That will be quite neat I think.

>>55261107
Save some money and just get a decent writer to write some decent Salamander stories. BL would boot that little fuck if they had a deeper talent pool.

>>55261107
Kill ADB first. He's the Matt Ward of BL.

Well, some good news.

the nearby store has a "Start Collecting" set for Necrons and a box of Immortals, all that's missing is a box of Lynchguards and my bro's B-day gift will be relatively complete... now all I have to ask... what other gear is nessesary to construct the models? can it be stuff like nail clippers at least? maybe also some simple model glue? or are the models in the boxes all snap-fit?

>>55261526
No one can match Ward when it comes to shitty writing. Goto is close, and ADB seems to be a lot more erratic in his writing than when he was just starting out, but Ward just flat out did more damage then ADB and Goto combined. Fuck, they're still working on fixing shit Ward did five years ago.

>>55261526
Speaking of BL, what's Dan Abnett and Sandy Mitchell doing?

>>55261568
And Ward is back on the writing staff again lmao

>>55260865
However you want, honestly, but sisters lists haven't changed since 5th edition. Dominions, Celestine, immolators/repressors, Retributers, and all the melta you can cram. There are more options now, but basically that's it. Celestians are trash, Seraphim with inferno pistols are good for character hunting, repentia are the worst they've been in 3 editions, penetinet engines are great in mass, and exorcists literally haven't changed.

>>55261107
Wait a second... is that Vulkan just a repainted Stormcast Eternal?

>>55261580

Dan is finally finishing the next Gaunt book, and Sandy realized he was too good for BL trash and is writing his own books now.

>>55261366
By 50% more you mean more than 100% more if you got them separately? Because the faction kit costs much less than the paints would bought separately
The kits look fine to me desu
The amount seems fair enough for the price and its not like he is gonna run out of paint in a hurry
The essentials kit comes with the tools needed in addition to paints so it would make a good addition

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>>55261580

>>55261580
Well the next Ghosts book is out soon, so that's nice.

>>55261558
you want a good pair of plastic cutters usually around 5-7 dollary doos, any plastic superglue will do but I prefer loctite. You also need shit for painting it, any spray on primer for plastics from any hardware store will do along with a set of brushes and paints necessary for necrons

>>55261635
Looks like Laurence Olivier and Peter O'Toole had a baby

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some happy Fabius

>>55261605
Yeah. I'm afraid of what he's going to do to kill off 8e.

>>55261605
No he isn't stop spreading that meme.

>>55261558
I just got the Army Painter kit that comes with all the tools you need when I got back into the hobby (glue, clippers, hobby knife)
And no, they're not snap fit so you'll need glue
I wish my brother cared enough to buy me minis for my birthday

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>>55261635

Post yfw the guard codex doesn't have rules for Tanith

>>55261669
He literally is back at GW

>>55261568
ADB shits on centrally important fluff though.
He's literally what happens when a fanboy faggot becomes a writer. It's not good.

>>55261635
>The Warmaster

Is Abnett starting the Gaunt Heresy to replace the Horus Heresy?

>>55261687
He literally isn't, you stupid ignorant fuck. They commissioned him for a one-shot on an auxiliary product (ie one of those stupid board games no one actually reads the fluff for anyways and just buys for the models and throws out all the extra shit), and everyone just saw that one twitter post and went OMG THEY REHIRED MATT WARD FOR 8TH EDITION. He isn't on the writing staff, he didn't touch anything remotely to do with 40k, that one side project is long over and done with.

>>55261657
And then ate Schwarzenegger's heart instead of baby formula. That man looks like he sweats testosterone.

>>55261661
>Holy shit, this helmet is talking to me!
>Slaanesh above, my newest batch is the GOOD SHIT.

>>55261744
It looks too small to be a helmet.

>>55261709
I never said he was good. I just said he hasn't done the kind of damage Ward has... yet. ADB is starting to get there though.

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>>55261661

>>55261635
I'm suddenly curious what would happen if Cain and Gaunt met.

>>55261729
Wow nice source you have there.

>>55261763
I think he already did. That's why only the head is in one piece.

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>>55260567
Ask him when we'll get primaris versions of pic related.

>>55261744
>>55261756

It's a necron's head

>>55261721
I always found the books on the Guard like Cain or Gaunt or the Inquisitor ones like Eisenhorn to be better than the Space Marine ones anyway

>>55261756
Good point. I think it's a Necron head.

Although scale in GW art is perpetually laughable.

>>55261773
Same to you retard.

>>55261757
I dunno mate, ADB has fucked up the Emprah himself. Shit that was supposed to stay a mystery.

Not to mention pushing the whole "o well chaos winz lol" as an inevitable ending to the whole setting.

I'd say that's a lot of damage.

>>55261796
I find Abnett's books to be better than literally everything else.

>>55261804
This Chaos will win in the end stuff

Is this something he said in a fucking forum post that you guys are jacking off to? Or does E say that Chaos will triumph

>>55261804
I agree. But it's also BL's fault for letting him near the big E in the quest for more kopeks.

>>55261796
I loved Abnett's take on a hive city. More cyberpunk than EVERYTHING IS MISERABLE ALL THE TIME. Nightclubs, bars, disgusting street vendors selling food, and a mutant crime boss getting a handjob from a lap dancer.

>>55261605
This is blatantly false. He left, came back to do some advising, then left again.

>>55261801
There's a necron in the background and he is standing over a necron's body.

If you only "think" it's a necron's head then you need to stop drinking your paint water.

>>55261825
The Emprah literally says it in the end of MoM. Read the fluff before defending it.

>>55261825
Although he did say it directly outside of official writing, he writes his stuff around "and it all goes back to chaos" as a constant theme.

>>55261832
Honestly if Dan asked me to felate him I'd do it.

MoM was probably the most awful fluff decision GW has ever made.

>>55261821
Abnett's work is consistently good, even when it's material I personally don't like.

>>55261856
I mean he's not wrong. Chaos will win in the end by virtue of being timeless, even if it takes another billion years.

>>55261832
I remember the first Gaunt book wasn't in a hive city but they had a part where some guardsmen decided to shoot some gangsters for some booze and porn to sell back to their buddies.

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>>55261869
At least it enabled me to make jokes about a Daemon possessed Kitten somewhere in the Warp.

>>55261856
>>55261846
Okay then, and this is a serious question.

1. I thought the Imperium is dying and will die and the Galaxy is dying and will go to shit

2. ADB says when the galaxy goes to shit Chaos will have won

Apparently this is a slap in the face to the first point?

>>55261884
Shit like that should be left alone.
A large part of the appeal in 40k was the ambiguity of things.

ADB seems to have a desperate need to eliminate that in favour of his own wank

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>>55259156
That literally may have been his first time seeing a board game.

When I was on a plane to Spain there was a ~9 year old kid or so that after his Switch died was just mesmerized by me playing cards. He didn't even know that those existed outside of Hearthstone. Or that you could actually play Solitare / Blackjack off the computer.

>>55261958
>>55259156
Ya'll have a kid ask why a phone clicks when you take a picture yet?