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Text in wrong field edition

>>55251081
>M:tG orcs are WoW orcs now

>>55251081
>>55251090
Hm, you could say that these raid creatures are rather... Aggressive? Eheh.

Also more like SWOLE fleet arsonist.

I hope pirates become viable in legacy or modern. I'd actually buy into the game again. I used to play U/W counter rebels and R/B vial goblins.

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So i'm thinking. Can mono blue aggro/temp be a thing? With favorable winds?
Could Pic related be used there, and even maybe make new Jace work or smth?

>>55251097
>Coatls in art
>No coatls printed yet

Are they all in the stupid golden city?

Very interesting, sacrifice a permanent is red now?

Where are my vampire conquistadors? Are they being saved for the next set?

>>55251081
Wouldn't the flavor text sound better if it was just "Go ahead, build another."

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>>55251475
uhm?!

>>55251838
Not only would it sound better, it would make more sense as he could only make you sacrifice one thing without returning him to your hand.

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>>55251447

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>>55251891
Also, we can only see roughly 1/3 of the set, there could very well be 16 coatls and we just don't know it yet.

>>55251163
If Mausoleum Wanderer didn't rotate out maybe, but you won't be aggressive enough against any other deck.

>>55251891
That's not what he meant dumbass.

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Flying

W,Tap: Target attacking Vampire gets +1/+1 until end of turn

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>>55251952
We have the siren, that's kinda a replacement

>>55252034
I really like that art

>>55251891
In Ixalan, anon.

>>55251081
I'm glad the artist was able to salvage that ultramarine art he accidentally started
>>55251090
This flavor text is so bad I'm convinced Wizards is making fun of its player base at this point

Do you think €25 is a fair price for a prerelease? My LGS is doing that for Ixalan and I've never been to one (or played the game).

Seems a bit much to me for just 6 packs and a plastic dice.

>>55251097
just after SaffronOlive made a deck around it
hmm

>>55252502
>just 6 packs

Only if you lose.

>>55252502
Don't you also get 2 after the prerelease? My LGS dose that, so you actually get 8 boosters (8*4 Eur=32 Eur instedad of 25)

>>55252552
Is that in addition to the winner prize pool?

>>55252547
Well, obviously, what do you expect from a noob who doesn't even know the rules?
>>55252552
Never played before, don't think so.

>>55251090
This would ALSO be better if it was shortened to just "Only one thing beats the freedom of the sea".

>>55252617
You choose weather you want 2, or the number of wins. Then there are separate tournaments depending on the format you chose.

>>55252502
I pay 25€ in my LGS
I get the prerelease pack (don't forget you also get a seventh rare as a promo in addition to 6 packs and a dice) and at least two boosters even if I'm dead least
Also don't forget you get to play and have fun all evening

Let's break that down
>Payment: €25
>6 boosters: 6*3.5 = 21 or 6*4 = 24
So for 1 to 4 euros, you get
>1 cardboard box
>1 dice
>1 promo rare
>2 boosters
>An evening of fun
Pretty worth it to me

>>55252673
>"But what beats the freedom of the sea? Why won't they tell us?"

>>55251081
>>55251090
>>55251163
I don't get pirates as a tribe.
They seems all over the place. What is their gimmick? Getting advantages from attacking?

>>55252687
>1 cardoard box you don't want and will never use
>1 dice I already have
>1 promo rare that doesn't cost anything to the store and will be shit
>no other packs unless you win
>a sleepless night spent with smelly neckbeards when I could be at the club filled with fresh pussy for free

I've been to the store the other day and it smelled very bad, they didn't even keep the door open. I want to start playing but damn.

>>55252868
Yeah, pretty much
It's basically this aggro deck that gets ahead on tempo from attacking

>>55252888
Damm, that's shit store anon, feelsbad. My LGS has well mannered people that mostly only play draft and commander.
I also happened to get Nicol Bolas, and white Horse as promos (Played 2 prereleases, 1 normal, 1 two headed giant with friend).

>>55252928
Well, the front door was open but the rear one where all the people were was not.
I dunno if it's that bad.

>>55252888
>>1 cardoard box you don't want and will never use
That's your opinion
I like prerelease boxes and I do use them
>>1 dice I already have
No, you don't
It's a spindown dice with the set symbol, it's not possible to get any before the prerelease
>>1 promo rare that doesn't cost anything to the store and will be shit
You can't be sure it's shit before seeing it
I don't get what you mean by "not costing anything to the store" and why you're complaining about it
>>no other packs unless you win
Shit store
>>a sleepless night spent with smelly neckbeards when I could be at the club filled with fresh pussy for free
1)Shit store
2)Just go to the club then
>I've been to the store the other day and it smelled very bad, they didn't even keep the door open. I want to start playing but damn.
Shit store

Don't start a hobby you don't like or look for another LGS

>>55252888
What are you even doing on this Canadian basketweaving forum for traditional games?

>>55251891
>See image
>Think they've printed a good UG common
>See set symbol
You done got my hopes up, anon.

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>>55252888
>1 dice

>>55252997
I already have cardboard boxes from a fat pack.
Lol who cares about the symbol on a dice, are you guys actually this autistic? I already have a Eldritch moon dice, how many do I need?

I'm starting collecting Magic, I'm starting playing.
>>55253038
Because 4chan users can never leave the basement, right?
>>55253052
How many do you need? You can just use a phone app, the opponent will cheat about his life anyway.

>>55253046
The fact it's a multicolored common should've tipped you off, since this isn't a multicolored set.

>>55253071
*I'm not starting collecting Magic

>>55253071
>How many do you need?

It's not about that, it's about dice being plural. "1 dice" should be "1 die". With how much dice factor into the majority of /tg/ hobbies, it should be common knowledge to anyone on here.

>>55253071
>I already have cardboard boxes from a fat pack.
They are not the same kind at all
>Lol who cares about the symbol on a dice, are you guys actually this autistic?
Some do, others don't
I do
>I already have a Eldritch moon dice, how many do I need?
One is enough most of the time
Two are needed when you play lifegain
Then it depends on you
I like having a lot because of collection and I want to use one linked to my deck colors/sets

>>55253071
I fill my deck box with dice. They are useful as counters.

>>55253071
>hey guys what's the appeal of x
>well you get a, b, and c
>I already have an a, why would I ever want b? Lol wtf nobody uses c
>why is everyone being a dick to Me? I'm a new player with no grasp of English help me out your guys

>>55253078
There are some multicolor cards in most sets.

>>55253071
Dice is plural. Die is singular.

For some reason your posts reminded me of this MMA guy that shows up for pre-releases and such at my LGS. It's the weirdest thing to have this giant ass guy with hands twice the size of mine playing magic. Owns his own martial arts school too - I went in once to check it out and mentioned magic at the front desk and the woman made a little gasp and said all quietly "We don't talk about that here."

>>55253085
>*I'm not starting collecting Magic
You'll understand soon enough that collecting and playing Magic are deeply linked

>>55253109
>There are some multicolor cards in most sets.

At uncommon or higher.

>>55253109
>There are some multicolor cards in most sets.
At uncommon anon, and only because WotC realized putting 10 multicolour uncommons in each set helped players to identify the themes of each multicolour draft pairing.
You only get multicolour commons in multicolour sets usually.

>>55253128
>>55253134
Ah, yeah, I suppose I didn't think about it like that.
A shame.
I have a massive boner for multicolored cards. I'd love another Alara.

>>55253109
>the woman made a little gasp and said all quietly "We don't talk about that here."
What the hell

>>55253147
I think she was half-joking but the dude does actually keep his magic hobby on the down-low. Supposedly the only people who know are a couple of his friends, his wife (who was the woman at the counter) and us assholes at the LGS who have no chance in hell of signing up at his studio.

>>55253093
I hate tabletop and card games, generally. I even hate rpg videogames. I love Magic as a collectible.
I thought dices was the plural. I saw die used but I thought it was a mistake. Happy to have learned something new.

>>55253106
But there's no appeal in what people mentioned. I understand you like dice, good for you, but the only objectively good thing are the packs and possibly the promo, but let's be honest here, what is the percentage of good rares in a set and what are the odds of getting one?
>>55253109
That is hilarious. If he's the owner why don't they want to talk about Magic?
>>55253116
I don't think so.

>>55251163
Siren Stormtamer
Skyship Plunderer
Hope of Ghirarpur
Storm Fleet Aerialist
Favorable Winds
Aethersphere Harvester

Then we have as possibilities
Jace, Cunning Castway
Heart of Kiran
Unsummon
Censor
Nimble Ostructionist
Sky Skiff
Ornithopter
Metalic Mimic

It seems viable, it's sounds really bad against ramunap tho.

>>55253164
>us assholes at the LGS who have no chance in hell of signing up at his studio.
Why though?
T. Magic player that has to choose between going to training or to FNM on Friday
Choosing is hard

>>55253164
Like your shock shows, crowds of different densities don't tend to mix.

It's an easy choice to avoid pissy controversy, or better yet, pissy contrarians, when you have income dependent on image.

>>55253182
>I hate tabletop and card games, generally.
>I love Magic as a collectible.
>>55253085
>*I'm not starting collecting Magic
So which is it?

>But there's no appeal in what people mentioned. I understand you like dice, good for you, but the only objectively good thing are the packs and possibly the promo
Then MtG as a whole is probably not appealing to you.

>>55253185
We need psionic blast reprint

>>55253182
>That is hilarious. If he's the owner why don't they want to talk about Magic?
Image and appearances, I assume.
>>55253189
Well, like your conflict, mtg and other /tg/ hobbies tend to consume the free time that would be spent working out and such. In all honesty I'd sign up because my doctor has been on my ass about exercising, but it's $100/mo - and then I'd have to get a separate gym membership somewhere to work out to build the strength/endurance to progress in the classes.

>>55253182
Check to see which way your LGS does things. You could either end up paying €25 for 8 packs and a promo, or 6+X packs and a promo where X is twice the number of bodies you stepped over to claim your packs.

I've never been to a prerelease where I left with fewer than 10 packs.

>>55253218
I meant it as not starting now because I've been doing it since 00, with a long hiatus after future sight.
I collected Pokemon and Harry Potter TCG too, never played a game even as a kid, the appeal was in the collecting element.
>>55253235
Buy a pullup bar and do bodyweight to build strength. A bar is like €10.

>>55253254
Sure but I've never played before, I don't think I'll be able to win even one game, and that's okay but I won't get more than 6 packs.

>>55253258
No place for a pullup bar in my shitty apartment.
Also I can't do pullups.

>>55253276
Prerelease are there to help new players learn the game
It depends on if you're able to find people that want to teach you

>>55253283
Start running and doing push-ups then

>>55253276
Yeah, that's why I was saying to check. They could have the casual/beginner version where you get your 2 extra packs regardless.

>>55253276
>Cant win a single game
If you listen to any podcast or read any set review before the prerelease you will be leaps and bounds ahead of half of your store just for knowing what tricks and removal spells are in the format. If you have a grasp of how to play then youll get more packs pretty easily.

>>55253182
Fuck off retard

>>55253283
There are two kinds of bars. Don't you have a single door?
Everyone can do pullups. You have to start with a chair and only do the "coming down" movement for the first two weeks. You can do it, trust me.
>>55253293
The owner seems welcoming, at least. Even though he has insane prices. He tried to sell me a MM17 box for €220 saying it was the last he had lmao. I told him I had to "think about it" and bought a MM15 one for 200 from another person.
>>55253313
>If you have a grasp of how to play then youll get more packs pretty easily.
I don't. If I open a pack I can't tell by myself what cards are actually good what are not.
>>55253341
Love you too.

>>55253276

Reading each card carefully when you make your deck and knowing what a mana symbol is will probablybe enough to net you one win. There are some real dumb people at prereleases.

>>55253309
I already checked, no such thing. 2 packs for each participant in the jackpot, 8 players or more, first 4 win packs, 16 players or more, first 8 win packs.

>>55251097
Nice to see Coatls are a thing afterall on Ixalan

Also seeing as this affect all your flying creatures this will get some use, especially with Locust God around.

>>55253372
>Even though he has insane prices. He tried to sell me a MM17 box for €220 saying it was the last he had lmao.
It's not insane, it's literally the average price on MagicCardMarket

>>55253408
ooooh, in some izzet tempo, where locust god is the top of the curve, this buffs him to a 5/5 that pukes out 2/2s haste flying every turn.

>>55253227
At least ask for something cool and flavorful like Sunken Ruins.

>>55253472
>Sunken Ruins
how will this help mono blue flying aggro/temp

>>55253434
>average
That's your problem. You never look for average, you always look for the second lowest.
You can get a box for €195-200 and reprint sets will not raise in price, paying more than 200 for a box that was sold at 170-180 is retarded.
But what made me laugh was that he acted as if he only had one box left and was doing me a favor, he also phoned to someone, meanwhile he probably has like 20 boxes in the back. It was hard to not burst out laughing then and there in the middle of the shop.

As a sidenote, how do the shipping costs on magiccardmarket work? They seem much higher than on decktutor. I wanna buy a MM17 box.

>>55252868
Yes.

We attack, we benefit from it. Especially if we deal combat damage to you.

>>55253518
>But what made me laugh was that he acted as if he only had one box left and was doing me a favor, he also phoned to someone, meanwhile he probably has like 20 boxes in the back. It was hard to not burst out laughing then and there in the middle of the shop.
It's pretty possible it actually was his last box

>>55253518
>As a sidenote, how do the shipping costs on magiccardmarket work? They seem much higher than on decktutor. I wanna buy a MM17 box.
They depends on where the guy you're buying from is

>>55251081
Love the anchor-axe.

And the card itself is neat.

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Hell yeah

>>55251090
This is pretty good.

Flying Pirates might be a thing with this, the Siren spoiled yesterdays and >>55251097

>>55253563
Holy shit
I wasn't expecting that

I have a question though
Why the fuck am I happy about this?

>>55253563
Good, simple and Instant even!

>>55253563
HOLY SHIT... This is really good.

>>55253563
Well now, that's certainly something.

>>55253552
Yes and my grandma has wheels.
>>55253558
I mean, looking through the tabs it seems like they are standard so buying from a store in my country it will always be €10-11 per box no matter whom I'm buying from, which is insane.
On decktutor they usually charge €6, from what I could see.

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Duress reprinted. Finally a proper fuck you to Draw Go UR 30 counterspell decks.

>>55253563
WE

>>55253619
WUZ

>>55253627
>>55253619
it's a tanned white person. you can't be bleach white on a ship unless you're a vampire

>>55253596
>Yes and my grandma has wheels.
Why do you think he still has a bunch?
>I mean, looking through the tabs it seems like they are standard so buying from a store in my country it will always be €10-11 per box no matter whom I'm buying from, which is insane.
Obviously they are the same for all stores from your country since they all are in your country

>>55253627
PIRATEZ

>>55253563
so, this is the reprint wizard said we wouldn't expect...they were right
Also, now this is legal in modern, it will be used instead of semen vision/sleight of hand/the other shitty cantrips in modern?

>>55252034
Assembly-Vampire

>>55253650
>Obviously they are the same for all stores from your country since they all are in your country
>obviously
Yes, let's disregard the existence of different couriers and how different businesses can have special offers on shipping costs.
I'm not paying €11 for shipping for a €200 purchase in 2017 (unless I really need that item), I'm not called Timmy.


Even if the guy really only had that box left I'm not paying more than 200 for the reasons I explained above.

>>55253563
>>55253681
Oooohh, that's a reprint, nice

>>55253669
Well, it's good for limited I think

>>55253661
>>55253627
>>55253619
To be fair, most pirates in the world are africans right now

>>55253729
and a lot were hispanic before that

>>55253669
>cast artifact for 0 or leyline
>have to wait at least 4 turns to remove it
Seems balanced.

>>55253723
>Yes, let's disregard the existence of different couriers and how different businesses can have special offers on shipping costs.
Yes, let's disregard them since you are buying on MKM, not directly from the store
>I'm not paying €11 for shipping for a €200 purchase in 2017 (unless I really need that item)
Shipping for a MM17 box from my own country is 16.50, don't complain

>>55253669
>>55253606
>>55253563
All of these were spoiled from Tolarian Community College: https://youtu.be/FYFyfGTvU4g

I normally don't recommend watching a spoiler video for entertainment (especially from the Professor's usually cringey but kinda charming videos) but the first 2 minutes and 13 seconds made me laugh.

Also yay duress is back in standard and opt could be in modern storm.

>>55253606
Well, it's something.

>>55253759
Good thing there's no Leyline in standard and no good 0-cmc artifacts
Same for Ixalan Limited

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>>55252043
>male siren

>>55253563
HOLY SHIIIIITT

>>55253729
>>55253637
>>55253661
>>55253619
I read a book about pirated once, at the end of the book the protagonist got killed by a black slave he freed for no reason at all who also took the woman he loved. Top kek I was ultra mad.

The book is Tortuga by Evangelisti. Stay far away from it.

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>>55251081
>orc pirate

historically orcs have never been pirates, why do they suddenly have to pretend that they are

>>55253762
>something is bad
>don't complain
If everyone in your country is like you I'm not surprised shipping is 16,5.

>>55253798
There's no honor among pirates, he should've seen it coming.

>>55253822
>Missing the point
Your situation is bad but mine is worse

>>55253778
>let's print cards that will never see use outside of limited

I thought you guys were against this.
>>55253828
The fact is that it was supposed to be some political shit, the author is an old commie.
It made no sense at all.

>>55253847
It could see use in Standard

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>>55253813

>>55253845
You should complain more, not tell me not to complain.

Do you also tell a person who finds pubic hairs inside a dish at a restaurant not to complain because people starve somewhere else?

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>>55252043
>siren pirate wizard

historically wizards have never been pirates, why do they suddenly have to pretend they are

>>55253847
>let's print cards that will never see use outside of limited
Well literally every dime they make is from sealed product, it makes sense they would want people playing limited, so they focus sets around limited.

>>55253865
Aren't there cards with a lower cost that do the same already?

>>55253883
>You should complain more, not tell me not to complain.
That's exactly my point

>>55253868
Wow this brings back memories

Great game and when I was younger I hated Starcraft because I thought some other company was ripping off Warcraft but then like 5 years ago I realized both were made by blizzard.

Also can't wait for 9:00 to roll around for more spoilers, Ixalan seems sweet.

>>55253813
orcs aren't real

>>55253563
art that is actually focused on an individual instead of a shitty background I'm actually surprised.

>>55253895
Only one in Green
One more mana to replace itself is something worth thinking about

Don't forget BfZ/OGW et SoI/EMN go away when Ixalan is released

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>>55253948
Woups, wrong language

>>55252034
Eh, seems ok but vampires really need a 2/1 creature, or two, or just an anthem effect.

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>>55253563
>Captain Storm

historically there has never been a pirate called "Captain Storm", why do they suddenly have to pretend that there has

>>55253977
We got your subtle point the first time.

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>>55253619
>>55253627
>>55253661
Use the Invasion printing if you're going to whine about it.

>>55251137
>implying MTG Orcs were not copy/paste from the latest fantasy trend since day one

>>55254088
Whoo!

>>55254088
Okay, Naya Dinosaurs will be a legit thing in Standard

>>55254088
YUS!
There we got the other Dono token maker!
And it gives them haste too.

>>55254088
wow its a haste enabler and a token creator, but with a clever twist: it only gives haste to dinosaurs and the token is a dinosaur. damn, what a spicy ass card. i cant wait to combine this card with other dinosaurs and have a deck full of dinosaurs, and when i play this card, all those dinosaurs will have haste. this is the most exciting card i've ever seen in my life.

>>55254110
Don't bully Timmy, he hasn't done anything wrong

>>55254110
Anon why do you hate fun

>>55254088
Alpha af

will MonoU Pirates be a thing with everything we got so far?

>>55254192
maybe not pirates, but mono U flying just might

>>55254206
should i preorder the new jace? the owner of my lgs is a good friend of mine and told me he could get me a set for 45$

>>55254246
That's a hard one to tell before we see the entire set. He just might be REALLY good, but can also be too slow and bad.

>>55254246
>Jace, Cunning Castaway is $25
Yes, get that playset for half the price

>>55254088
Hmmmmmm

Just imagine with panharmanicon...

>>55254282
should I take the risk?

>>55254293
preorders in ck are 16$

>>55254088
Maybe their prey is a huge ass boat city?
Maybe

>>55254316
Still worth it

>>55254316
I would wait at a few more days. Maybe at least by end of the week, we'll have a clear picture how good it will be.

>>55254246
he's clearly not your friend. It's the same pw bait like everysingle new set.

>>55252888
Bruh where you at? Clubs here charge $10 cover

>>55254088
Is this the new Broodmate Dragon?

>>55254386
>Captain Angrath, it's a dinosaur, not a dragon. What's a dragon anyway?

>>55254386
>card doesn't have evasion of any kind
>the token that does is smaller, plus it's only trample so "evasion"
if it is it means we've downgraded

>>55254445
A dinosaur is a wingless dragon, obviously it's downgraded

>>55254445
It also costs 1 fewer mana, is one fewer colors, and is a pseudo lord. The token it makes gets haste from it too.

It's not a downgrade by any means, it's a side-grade. It has a lot of different ups and downs.

>>55254192
we need better pirates in U for that.
Stick to mono U flyers. We have the tools and decent creatures to make it work.

Essence Scatter is a must for this meta.

>>55253813
Dumb frogposter is dumb.

>>55254374
You enter for free until 10pm. Yeah, it's shit but you also get to eat for free. Drinks cost so it's not that different from paying, considering ususlly you get a free drink when paying.

Also the place is a nice terrace and the place is full of fresh pussy, downside is they're all snob because it's a rich city.

>>55254744
>Clubs
>Fresh pussy

>>55254795
>basement
>fresh pussy

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>>55251081

What is the actual story of this planet?

Black women defeating white people to get gold?

>>55254829
>You can only meet people in clubs

>>55254838
>Black women defeating white people to get gold?
Back to /pol/.
It's diverse pirates, white dino kangs that will bring the apocalypse and even whiter vampire bros that are questing for their relic that makes them not need to drink blood, all fighting against merfolk that guard the city of gold.

If anything it's black women killing non-human natives for a city of gold while conquistadors try to stop other natives from ending the world.

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All the cards being made to dinos.

Note Domibaria has dinos so I expect it will be like how Pirates have some KLD block support.

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>>55254886
>this is a dinosaur

>>55251137

Eh, orc muscle boys being cheerful enough to ork with humans is like.

Almost generic at this point.

>>55254886
Fug no Regal Behemoth.

>>55254744
>eat for free
>free before 10

Anon going to a strip club isn't the same thing as going to a real club

>>55255002
I mean, why not? It's basically some weird fantasy mantis Raptor

>>55254445
Alara Block was much higher power level than Ixalan is shaping up to be

>>55254088
limited ultra-bomb

>>55254855
>you can meet pussy outside of clubs
Not here.
Well, actually I meet uni pussy at my job but that's not a perk open to everyone.

>>55255033
It's not a strip, I have no problem saying when I go to strips.

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>>55255303
I've only picked up a girl from a club once.

All other time have been at swinger parties and such.

Any way here is the gallery of all the new dinos

If it says "lizard" swap it for dinosaur, if it says "beast" add dinosaur, except for Deathmist Raptor, which is no longer a beast.

>>55254886
wait, did they change the creature type just because of ixalan?

>>55254886
>Deathmist raptor goes from lizard beast to dinosaur
>Frenetic raptor goes from lizard beast to dinosaur beast
Explain this

>>55255355
They do this all the time.

The errated Jackals when Amonkhet came out for example and monkeys with Khaladesh

>>55254088
does that t-rex have fucking feathers

>>55255395
>>55255353

Its a typo, Deathmist is a beats still

>>55255395
Because it has a drawback printed on it referring to beasts.

>>55255395
>Explain this
Because it's card text is intended so it can't block along with all other beasts.

Basically Frenetic was already in a tribal interaction and set, so it keeps that tribe too. Deathmist wasn't.

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>>55255353
No, you can meet girls everywhere but you'll only be able to meet prime pussy at clubs. And they're all half naked and slutty.

Real life beats fantasy nowadays.

>>55255424
Are you conjuring an extinct beast with non-existent mana!?

>>55255424
Where have you been?

>>55255506
>And they're all half naked and slutty.
Yea, but not prime
Great for a one-night stand or a longer relationships but not exactly wife-material

>>55255534
I don't mean prime as in never explored, I mean prime as in top tier, young bodies.

Marriage is never an option, leave that shit to fags, god only knows why they want to marry so bad.

>>55255570
Your tier list seems to be slightly different from mine

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>>55255570
>>55255506
>>55255534
>mfw qt asn girlfriend from campus doesn't care that I play Magic and shit because she thinks I'm hot

god is good boys

>>55255570
How can I be cool and detached like you?

>>55255506
>>55255534
>>55255570
I've never understood the fascination with putting in all the effort to undertake one-night stands and shit.
Then again, this is probably why I'm a wizard +2.
And crushingly lonely because I'm at that age now where I long for romance. Oops.

Also, not magic.

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>>55255617
I didn't even mention what's a top tier body to me.
>>55255646
You gotta try harder, son.
>>55255631
Jelly.
>>55255738
Well, as I said, the only reason is because you won't be able to see those kind of girls anywhere else because apparently they never leave the house.

>>55255805
>I didn't even mention what's a top tier body to me.
But you did mention that the mind inside is interested by going to club

>>55255506
I've been to clubs.

Never been able to pick up a girl from one except these two druggie lawyer twins and I only scored liek weeks later.

I really dont want to spend 10 bucks, and do something I dont enjoy just for the chance for sex when I can go somewhere with people who like me and screw for 6 hours straight.

Fetlife is your friend.

>>55253813
The Sovereign Stone novels are trash, but they're pretty fun.

>>55255930
Fetlife (and other similar communities) seem just about impossible to penetrate if you're a single dude.
The other downside is unless you live in a highly-populated area, there ain't shit for groups and events.

>>55253606
That flavor text really hits me.
Irl, i travelled a lot and sometimes i think about what if i got into an accident and got stranded somewhere. That flavor text is exactly what i think. I'll probably go mad with all the idle time.

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT

>>55255880
Well, don't marry them.
>>55255930
You don't have to do what you don't want to do. Duh.
>>55256183
Welp, I guess I'll be playing blue.

>>55256183
I have no words.

>>55256183
Pre-release can't come soon enough.

>>55256183
Yep, that settles my decision to go for Merfolk

>>55256212
>Well, don't marry them.
Good advice but I will take it to the next level by not approaching them at all

>>55256183
>>55253563
>both of these
>lightning strike
Is it here? Are we finally in a power upswing now after the last few garbage sets?

Tbh the "power upswing/downswing of sets" shit is so bullshit, it's just WotC admitting they're incompetent and can only print overpowered trash or utter trash.

Are good spells going to be allowed in standard again?

>>55256183
>all these colorful cards
Jesus fuck, foil prices would have a field day with this set.

>>55256183
CONTROL'S ON THE MENU, BOYS

>>55256261
Nah, just nah.

Look at Yu-Gi-Oh if you want to see "overpowered trash or utter trash"

>>55255506
>>55255534
>>55255570
No. You mean prime as in drunk and stupid.

I worked security at a bar, and I'd never EVER get involved with some tang that I met at a club. Either you're getting an STD, or you'll have to deal with bullshit. The best way to meet ladies is to exude confidence, walk up, and ask them on a date after establishing a report.

Alternatively, Tindr, and be honest about your interests. Don't post a fedora-tier suit picture, show people exactly what you look like, give them a brief look at what your into, and be open to just about anything. I'm very successful, partially because I'm a giant, but mostly because I'm not a sperg about it. I advertise that I'm into animals, art, and literature, then I just talk about what they like until I decide whether or not I should ask them out. It's not hard.

>>55256584
How is tinder better than the clubs? I took a look at once and I was quite disgusted at how it felt just like human trafficking, no better than whores on the street.

>>55251891
>>55251902
Going by recent trends, they'll make coatls with the creature type Naga Beast.

>>55256584
>I advertise that I'm into animals

Ah of course, Tinder is the perfect place to look for them.

>>55256636
*tips fedora*

>>55256661
*tips no argument*

>>55256584
Anon, I explicitly said you can't approach girls with those kind of bodies anywhere else here.

>tinder is better than a club
Is this what humanity has become?
>>55256636
This.
>>55256646
Kek.

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>>55254886
>>55255353
>fungusaur technically has Enrage
Neat

>>55256584
>Tindr
Oh boy, what a shitshow that is. At least at a club you can get a sentence or two in. With Tindr you're rejected without getting a chance to say anything. I think I was on it for a solid month, swiped right (or was it left? can't remember) on everyone and the only matches I ever got were bots trying to get my CC info.

Online dating in all forms is ghastly when you're shorter than most women and ugly as fuck.

>>55256730
>Anon, I explicitly said you can't approach girls with those kind of bodies anywhere else here
Shit place

>>55256870
Unless you want to infiltrate a high school and end up in jail, that is.

>>55256636
It's better because you have context. At a club you're stuck with whoever happens to be there at the time, and often those people have ulterior motives. I'm used to getting yelled at, so it's not as intimidating, but getting rejected in person can be crushing if you aren't prepared for it.

It literally is human trafficking but that's why you have to be discerning. You need to make sure you know what you want, and have a meaningful conversation before you meet up. 9/10 aren't going to go your way, but one in ten is just about perfect.

>>55256799
>Online dating in all forms is ghastly when you're shorter than most women and ugly as fuck.
Dating in general is probably ghastly from that point of view, but just go for girls in your range of attractiveness. Develop interesting hobbies and have similar interests so you can get to know them first. Cooking is an easy one, because everyone likes to eat, but art is another good outlet if you have talent, same with writing. Worst comes to worst, get a cute puppy and use it to introduce you to new girls.

>>55256899
>Unless you want to infiltrate a high school and end up in jail, that is.
>There's no teenage-looking girls in college/university there
Like I said, shit place

>>55256799
>Online dating in all forms is ghastly when you're shorter than most women and ugly as fuck
>I am undesirable so I am going to blame my lack of success on something other than the grim reality of my appearance

>>55256799
>Manlet bitching that girls in Tindr dont like manlets

Well, would you look at that.

>>55256643
Or just make "Coatl" its own creature type.

>>55256966
You have terrible reading comprehension.

>>55256905
Online is dead as fuck because it's a fucking meat market where unless you've got the looks to pass the first picture test, you're done. So that leaves me with real life.
Unfortunately being as old as I am, I no longer have a circle of friends and I work from home, so the opportunities to meet women are more or less non-existent. To make matters worse, I live in what amounts to a bedroom community that's 90 minutes to two hours away from any major city so there aren't even events I can go to to meet people. No adult dancing lessons, no cooking classes, etc.
Shit, man, I can't even play magic at a store because there's just no one here. There's a small group of like 10-12 people that play modern, but that's about it.

>>55256966
You are not very good at reading, anon.
>>55256996
I know, right? What're the odds.

>>55257029
Well at least your organs can be of use to the world even if you aren't, remember to register to be a donor before you kill yourself.

>>55257079
Way ahead of you, anon.
But before I go, I just want a viable metallurgic summonings deck.

>>55256701
your just making excuses not to do it because you have the self-worth of a paper bag full of wet socks. Don't pretend this is some big moral issue.

>>55255974
I got invited to a house party and it just netwroked from there.

You meet one person it just blossoms, you'll get invited to private parties pretty easy with an in

>>55254088
Alright pack it up. R/G won this time.

>>55256261
Its an infinite ladder.

Wotc powercreeps one part of the game and downcreeps another, the back and forth means every set looks like a new burst of power while keeping overall power flat.

>>55257244
Nah mate, Naya won

>>55256584
Tindr never worked out for me.

One or two dates at best.
One hookup from an out of towner

>>55256769
It was the first dino too.

FULL CIRCLE

>>55256799
>being ugly
I got on tinder yesterday for the first time in months and I shit you not I have at least 15 matches when I woke up today.
It actually kind of put me off and I haven't touched it anymore today.

>>55251081
>Anchor axe
that's really cool

>>55256799
No one is that ugly.

I've seen guys who were like 5.5/10 scoring bro.

>>55257264
Except there is no reason to run white outside of the one win con and you can just cast him if the new tribal land paying white.
That's like saying mono black isn't mono black because they run 1 copy of the scarab god main deck with the multiland to help them cast it.
Unless you really think the 1 drop human that gives you 1 life per turn is really worth it you have no reason to include white.

>>55257415
The pterodactyl and Huatli

>>55257349
>>55257389
Dunno what to tell you folks. I was on that shit for a solid month and didn't get a single hit. I swiped 'yes' on every woman until I hit my daily limit pretty much every day.

>>55257415
>>55257436
Also the 2 mana 2/2 Vigilance
And we have a lot of cards left

>>55257436
Stop meming, the PW isn't for dinosaurs it's to replace Gideon in mardu.
People only add in another color when the advantages are too good to ignore.
Why would I cast the new PW when I could cast the new dino or ramp my win con the same turn?

>>55257448
Back when I was on Tinder, I had around 5 dates in 4 months, one turned into a short relationship and I was the one breaking the bridge with 2 of them
I'm not from Murica, so there is much less people using Tinder

But it is true you need to be at least a 5/10 to hope scoring

>>55256183
oh boy... cancer is back

Do you ever check every single newsstand in your town to see if they still have old stock of Magic packs? Like Innistrad and shit?

>>55256183
>noncreature
>forcing creatures:the tappening again
>people somehow think this is good

>>55253813
Historically something that isn't real or does not have any real history would never have been pirate? I think you lack data to prove that an orc would never be a pirate.

>>55253606
I think thats my favorite art for duress

>>55257717
It's a really good reprint mate.

>>55257717
It can counter Vehicles, anon.

>>55256584
when did the discussion about pirates, dinosaurs and bitching about WotC morph into this?

>>55257563
I got one date with one girl

and two dates with another

One hook up from an out of towner

No more from that. Am i tindring wrong? I small talk, ask for numbers, and ask on dates , but I have had very little success.

>>55257717
Creatures are the lynchpin of mtg as well as pretty much every tcgs.

Dudes/wizards/monsters/etc fighting is fundamentally what the genre is about.

I cant think of many games that don't take the formula of "here are your troops, and you can use non troops to support them."

Mtg as designed makes creatures the most interactive card type, as creature combat is built as the foundation of the game.

"Vegan" decks were always meant to be a niche, mtg was non creature heavy so early because they (understandably) didn't know how to develop so well, yielding stuff like Ancestral recall and Craw Wurm in the same set

>>55257945
Some guy said he would go to the club and pick up women instead of doing the pre release, and here we are.

I only come to tg for spoiler season so I ask, do we actually have mods?

Because I have seen a LOT of off topic posts, and even threads go on for triple digits without a single deleting. And I report.

>>55251090
>More agro blue
I'm not sure if I should be stoked for more agro, it Reeeeeeeeeeee-ing that it's not in red.

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Is it just me or is her snake hair a bit shorter?

>>55258038
>I only come to tg for spoiler season so I ask, do we actually have mods?
I don't know
I think they only delete lewd and/or offensive content
This isn't offensive content, it's just /adv/ content
We don't need any other board anyway

>>55258053
Raid is apparently the focus of the Red/Blue pirate faction. The Blue ones are probably gonna focus more on things with evasion or other rewards for hitting a player, while Red is gonna add in more cheap threats and speed.

At least it's not UR spellslinging again

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>>55258062

>>55254088
this is insane

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>>55258108
>Shapeshifting T-Rex nervous that the other pirates will notice her imperfect disguise

>>55258038
Actually I said the opposite.
Do you even read posts you're reporting?

>>55258191
No one gives a fuck. Stop posting.

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>>55251845
You're not wrong, but your example is really outdated. Kamigawa came out closer to Alpha than to the present day.

>>55255974
I didn't have that problem. FetLife being exclusively for of the old and ugly in my area was the problem.

>>55258062
Visara was better.
>>55258222
No.

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>>55253893
Fucking WoTC, shoehorning wizards into every set. I hate the tumblr pro-sorcery agenda they're forcing down our throats.

>>55253893
Underrated post.

>>55258276
>Kamigawa came out closer to Alpha than to the present day.
>tfw started in 00 but was still a small kid so I didn't have the money to buy old stuff
Fucking bullshit.

>>55258428
Also Kamigawa was one of the last sets I bought before coming back now. If only I found a Goyf in the last pack I bought.

>>55254088
God damn it, I wanted Dinosaurs to be too clunky and expensive for Standard so that I can pick them up in foil for cheap for EDH.

>>55258053
All colors get all archetypes dude.

Just in different ways.

All we need now is a snapcaster mage reprint

>>55258614
>Good cantrip in next set
>Good counterspell in next set
>Torrential Gearhulk
>3 mana planeswalker
>One of the most played color of the format
And yet blue players still ask for more

>>55258614
Fuck you, I want a Doubling Season reprint in any form before that shit, be it in standard or in some other freaking set.

>>55258614
>>55258731
They aren't going to put Snapcaster in a set without flashback anyway

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Clone spoiler incoming?

>>55258731
>>55258743
>>55258752
Don't you wanna play Modern U in Standard, while every one else is playing Standard in Standard. (Except Red. They'r playing Limited in Standard).

>>55252888
>1 reusable box made of fresh cardboard that can literally store anything that fits in it
>1 helpful fresh spin-down die that keeps track of your life total in games and doesn't even ask for anything in return
>1 fresh promo rare Wizards apparently didn't charge the store for so everyone wins.
>A great night spent with at the FLGS filled with like-minded peers for a nominal free rather than at an overpriced club filled with fresh chads

I do my pre-releases at a small pub around the corner from me. Pub smell overpowers neckbeard smell, and I can take my time with a nice relaxing pint while I play.

>>55258743
Double Season is broken with planeswalkers in standard

>>55252673
>The sea which is free. Which is not as free as the sky which is also free. The sky is the symbol of the sea. The sea hates the sky- the symbol of freedom.

>>55256183
I know this is good but my edh instincts are telling me its shit

>>55251163
Why couldn't they be rogues? FFS i'm so mad. This one and the goblin that give you treasure when it dies would have been so good in Marchesa.

>>55256584
You don't get 10/10 women on tinder. Only at good clubs, whorehouses or sports teams.
So if your main concern is great looks, like the anon who started this shit convo is, you gotta be a pick up artist, a john or an athlete.

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>>55253563
>Captain Storm
Original character, do not steal.

>>55259057
I'd be okay with it if its just a title

>>55259057
Newsflash: Pirates aren't exactly creative people most of the time.

>>55259057
You had real bandits going by names like Captain Thunderbolt and Captain Moonlight, so honestly that doesn't seem like a stretch to me.

>>55259069
Wait that's not just a nom de guerre? Shit, nevermind.

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>>55259132
>>55259084
>>55259057
Brigants and rogues are just egdy chuunis after all

>>55259165
why hello there uncanny valley, how are you doing today?

>>55258062
I hope she is good. I want to build hapatra but the deck is missing that late game push. Ob gave it but he's going bye bye

>>55251090
>Blue Raid
WotC is really bending the color pie this time. I mean they're free to do so, but Raid makes less sense in Blue than Evolve does. Grixis pirates was a good idea, but It's strange to see Raid back so soon, and honestly I don't feel like the Pirates fit into this set at all. They feel tacked-on. Would have been better in a set where the sea was the main theme.

>>55254088
Wow! A new big green creature that has 1 million stats per mana and keywords! Woahhh! and it makes a token with a keyword? Woahhhh!

I haven't been this hyped for overstated boring garbage rares since Verderous Gearhulk!

>>55257113

Are you the new kithkinfag?

>>55259699
Kithkinfag?

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And now we wait for prices to stabilize.

>>55259014
Pirates have been defined as different from rouges in mtg.

Its also a different flavor concept

>>55259554
Not that different than saboteurs is it?

Also how do Pirates not fit into an Age of Exploration set?

Peter Pan? Treasure Island? Pirates of the Caribbean?

You may as well ask what aliens are doing in a superhero set.

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Why are there so many brown people pictured on these fancy, new magic cards?

>>55259823
>Age of Exploration
That's not what the plot says. And no, they don't. They fit in after the trade routes are established and there's something to plunder.

>>55259943
>Why are there so many brown people pictured on these fancy, new magic cards?
Sincethere's not much shadow on a boat, they are tanned

>>55257389
According to dating sites themselves 85% of men and 10% of women never score.

>>55259943
Mirage came out 21 years ago man

>>55259968
It's literally a set about the age of exploration. "Age of Exploration world" was the actual name for it while they were making it. The plot started off with Jenna yelling "Vampire Conquistadors" and them working out from that.

The main plot being Conquistadors on galleons looking for a lost city of gold on an island filled with natives while being accosted by pirates didnt tip you off to that?

Its probably the closest set in all of mtg for a plot that actually happened in real life. They just magiced it up.

Pirates, the Spanish Empire and Natives in the New World go together because Pirates the Spanish Empire and Natives in the New World literally went together.

The golden age of piracy was IN Spanish new world colonies. All those treasure chests were full of Spanish gold taken from Mexico. Its where "pieces of 8" comes from.

The only real "tacked on" element is the Dinosaurs, and thats more of a pull from the Lost World genre that overlaps with the same narrative.

WOTC basically copy pasts irl history and runs it through a "magic filter" and you find it "tacked-on?"

>>55260049
I was talking in general.

Like we was saying eh was too ugly to date and I was saying ugly people date all the time.

>>55259968
There's civilization and most definitely trsde routes around their continent of origin and they are driven to Ixalan by their captains following a call for tremendous fancy shiny booty somewhere at the end of their known world.

Their motivation is basically the same as it is for One Piece's pirates.

>>55259943
Why wouldn't there be brown people in a setting based off of South America?

>>55260103
>The plot started off with Jenna yelling "Vampire Conquistadors" and them working out from that.

The idea that Wizards starts set design by having their employees sit down in a board room and shriek random ideas like they all have learning disabilities really makes the past few sets make a lot more sense.

>>55260103
>>55260130
It's actually about evil Vampire invaders looking for a magical artifact they already know the natives have so there's no real mystery there, with Pirates existing because they're cast-offs from the Vampire conquest of the 'mainland'. Nice try, but the Explore mechanic is misplaced because there is no frontier, and the pirates are tacked on because nobody's established trade routes to plunder yet. That shit came AFTER the gold started flowing from Mexico, not DURING.

Read moar.

>>55260269
Amd yet Vraska's gang as well as Asgarth's are both explicitly in it for the relic, one to get it for Bolas and because Gorgons like shiny shit, the other because he wants to get off the plane already.

>>55260304
Vraska is tacked on too. Deal with it. Bolas shouldn't even be a thing in this set, and her working with him makes no sense whatsover. Total asspull.

>>55260329
Didn't she want to wipe out the Azorius or something? Oh fuck... Ral Zarek and Vraska working for Bolas. I really don't want another shitty Ravnica episode. Not after Jace the Living Guildpact.

>>55259968
They've been harping on the explore vibe pretty hard. The advertising and articles all reference the explore and discover the unknown angle.

>>55260224
Not all sets, but every 2 years they have an off site meet up.

One of the events lets any r+d employee get 5 minutes to pitch an idea.

Someone pitched "cosmic horror innistrad" with Emrakrul

Someone pitched "mtg's version of steampunk"

someone pitched "Vampire Conquistadors"

>>55260425
Exploration implies a frontier. The fucking not!Aztecs and Merfolk ALREADY LIVE THERE. Plus the Vamps already know the artifact is there. So what's the 'surprise'? Where's the adventure. It's a stupid 'Around the world in 80 days' or 'Great Race' lampoon. Meh.

>>55260269
The Vampires landed a while ago, they have colonies and everything.

You cant say Pirates are tacked on in a setting based in the Spanish new world because the Golden Age of piracy was IN the Spanish New World.

>>55260329
By that logic the Eternals and old gods of Amonkhet were also tacked on because they're not actually egyptian and making Bolas the main antagonist behind Kaladesh was also tacked on because the only reason for him to interact with the plane was because he wanted one specific device and Nahiri on Innistrad was also tacked on because her wanting to destroy it was just petty revenge and Kiora being on Zendikar as BfZ happened was also tacked on because she only was there because they needed some Merfolk representation.

Calling shit you don't like "tacked on" is retarded when the pirates are a core player in the larger concept of Ixalan's story.

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What's your overall opinion on the new MTG set so far, Onii-chan?

>>55260497
>aztecs and maya and native americans and aboriginees already lived on their continents so europeans discovering them weren't exploring them

>>55260510
It's pretty rad and spicy, imouto-chan.

>>55260501
I'm not disagreeing with you on that, I'm disagreeing that the Vamps feel established enough to warrant piracy and massive pirate factions being a thing yet. Feels more like a better idea for a second block set. You disagree. Carry on son.

>>55260502
Your opinion is retarded too, by that logic. Every opinion is retarded by that logic. And don't even lean on slippery slope to save you. "I don't like thing' is always acceptable. Do you see me telling people not to buy or play this? Nah, just saying it's shit bro. Deal with it. Oh wait, you obviously can't. And yeah, Bolas having anything to do with Kaladesh was fucking stupid, and so was Kiora. Also don't forget Tamiyo on Innistrad. Also dumb. The rest of that stuff is actually fine.

>>55260529
Exactly. Deal with it cracker. I bet you still celebrate Columbus Day too.

>>55260497
Its a mysterious island with a legendary city of Gold and treasure that no one knows the location of.

Thats a direct pull from Age of Exploration stories of El Dorado, The Seven cities of gold, Quivira, The City of the Caesers, La Canela, Paititi... Spanish Imperials looking for Cities of Gold in The New World is a story told since the 1600s.

>>55260592
Except the difference is that nobody knew if El Dorado was real. The Vamps know the sun thing is real. Big. Fucking. Difference.

>>55260571
>characters with interdimensional travel powers are stupid when they show up outside their home dimension

>>55260610
Not. Really.

You still have to find the thing, and the idea that it's in a hidden city of gold isn't as confirmed. All they know for sure is that they had it and it's gone. Maybe the dude who stole it fell in the ocean,and drowned.

The fact that the exploration has a known end goal doesnt make it less valid

>>55260591
You're saying that one group of people having knowledge of something invalidates the aspect of discovery for everyone else. That's like claiming that WotC employees' knowledge about what's in a new set will remove any sense of surprise or wonder what the contents are during spoiler season.

Just because I know already that you are a faggot doesn't mean you will be any less surprised or enlightened by finding that out yourself eventually.

>>55260610
We also know what we can roughly expect in other galaxies. Doesn't make the journey to them or learning about what REALLY is there any less exciting.

>>55260510
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqgJ6wzSW8k

>>55260697
>That's like claiming that WotC employees' knowledge about what's in a new set will remove any sense of surprise or wonder what the contents are during spoiler season.
It does if they reveal them to us.
>call him a faggot
That's a pretty good way to admit you don't have a leg to stand on, anon.

>>55260677
It does to me, and my opinion is all that matters to me. Deal with it.

>all these people being trolled
Phew. Let it go, anons.

>>55260758
No secret or unknown thing will remain as such forever, of course it's going to lose its sense of mystery once we know of it.

The entire draw of any unknown thing is the time before finding out about it, with that as the ultimate goal. Speculating about what cards might be in the set based on what was shown already or how the story might progress just going off of what we know from interviews and flavor texts is what makes spoiler season interesting. Us having this very discussion proves that speculation about the unknown is still interesting even when knowing the ultimate goal.

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>>55260571
The Vampires have had the colony for years, they have forts, an entire coast called Queen's Bay, and an impressive as fuck colonial capital.

The pirates serve a mechanical need (giving 4 factions) and its a natural place to put pirates (as they cant hold a set by themselves, pirates by design need a civilization/set up to pirate upon).

I disagree Pirates can be tacked on in a plane that is a top down design of both the place and the time that yielded the golden age of piracy.

Its like calling knights tacked on if they did a plane based on Midevil Europe.

>>55260571
Tamiyo is a moon sage, Innistrad has a major big deal for its moon.

Part of the whole point of walkers is to have interactions between natives of different planes.

Tamiyo's Japenese style moonfolk ness was a good way to play off Innistrads gothic horror werewolf style moon magic(and it also let us have some Kamigawa shout out without needing a full return.)

Having Kiora, a sea themed walker from Zendikar, go to Theros and get involed with a greek style sea god and Krakens and stuff is a perfect example.

Or all the hints about Ugin on Ixalan.

Tezzeret made a good villuan for Khaladesh given his artifact focus, and he set up the big bad by leading us to Amonkhet since he works for Bolas.

It was pretty fluid.

>>55260610
Orazca has been a legend for a while, and they also dont know that it will make them immortal.

Thats a beleif/legend.

>>55259595
What the hell do you want?

>>55261346
>they also dont know that it will make them immortal

They owned the Immortal Sun before and it got stolen from them.

>>55261382
>inb4 "That Which Was Stolen" reprint