You are now an normal ork boy. Unless you are specialized in

i chop
Alternativly: dakka.

pee pee poo poo

>>55246051
penis in vagina

>>55245960
I'm an Occupational Therapist who designs, builds and prescribes personalized tools, wheelchairs splints and prosthetic limbs. I do this by 3d printing, or by getting an existing prosthetic/wheelchair/splint, pulling it to pieces and kit bashing it together as a custom job for the clients (surprisingly my years of kit bashing, conversion and greenstuffing has provided me with a good mind and good skills for the job)

So my question is am I a Mad Dok or a Mek or both?

>>55245960
Die to a bolter in any given battlefield.
Perhaps buy a hair squig first

>>55246161
Are you a MD? Are you licenced? Does a better paid and educationed person have to sign off on all your decisions like that of a wearily parent looking after their retarded child?
If no to first two, and yes to the second, you are a waste of fucking space

>>55246165
No like you are an ork in our world.

>>55246195
Not an MD, and no a doctor nor better paid professional doesn't sign off on anything I do. They are referred to me like another Doctor refers onto another specialist, and any prescription of equipment or modification is done at my, or my two business partners decision. The turnover for the business at this stage is on par with a similar size GPs clinic with most of the business revenue going directly into paying off the loans we took out to open business. As for licensing yes I am licensed, insured and registered as being able to prescribe equipment and house modification. We also pay a small amount to the equipment companies authorizing us as the the only private business in our geographical location allowed to modify and change their equipment upon prescription (hence the referals from GPs and other OTs)

>>55245960
I'm a chemist, so probably a brewer boy? Has GW removed them for being not 40k enough?

I find me something to krump.
Maybe dem 'umies wiv all da camo and puny shootas ken point me ter somefing I'z can stomp!

>>55246570
Not in my heart anon.

Not in my heart.

Honestly 40k will always be a dark comedy, despite the serious push.

I hope dey don't re-peel #DAKKA

>>55246200
OH.
Well probably buy the hair squig anyway. Probably end up getting shot to death by cops or something.

>>55246608
That makes the lastest HH books more bearable, with this whole "I damned mankind because daddy did not love enough!"

>>55246937
I like to believe it's all an exceedingly romanticized set od historical novels akin to Three Kingdoms.
Except not actually good.

I start krumpin gits

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>>55245960

It's simple really, find something to krump, any other answer would be muckin about.

>>55246128
>>55246051

haha

>>55245960
Become a homosexual orc and do butt stuff.

>>55245960
Squig Choppa [Cook]
>>55246161
Mek as from the sounds of it, ask in ork you would be the one building the bionics that a Dok might install

>>55246570
Well, they were briefly mentioned in the Beast Arises series in passing, so they're still around... sort of.

>>55245960
Do Orks even have historians?

>>55248558
Yea.

Kind of.

Maybe.

It seems like the beasts groups are the basis for the klans so they at least have some history

Guess I'm a mekboy then.

In that case...

Youz gets a deff dredd! And youz gets a deff dredd! ALL YOUZ GITS GETS DEFF DREDDS!

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>>55245960
I'm a clerk, so guess I'm in charge of Logistikz. Someone's gotta make sure you gitz 'ave enough dakka, that some grot isn't takin' extra gubbinz, and that we don't run out of a nuffin.

>>55248616
>Not shootas with tons of gubbins
You're not trying hard enough

Plus everyone seems to forget that having one ork on a planet is a bad thing because of the spores.

>A bunch of Orks suddenly spawn on Earth
Which government would try to weaponize them first?

>>55248879
The SJW's would call them a minority and then get mowed down by the green hoard.

North Korea would probably try to weaponize the orks.

>>55245960
FOIGHT UNTIL I GOTZ NO ONE BIGGER UN ME YA GIT

>>55248738
>Being an ork logistics officer
I wouldn't wish that hell on my worst enemy.

>>55249033
>four gubbinz? FOUR GUBBINZ?!
>I told you lot, only three gubbinz!

>>55248900
>North Korea would probably try to weaponize the orks.
>implying the Orks would stick around for some crap-hole like North Korea instead of going to the USA which clearly has better dakka.

>>55249106
>implying the orks wouldn't have North Korea first world in two years.

>>55249033
>I ZOGGIN' SWEAR IF I FIND ANNUVA SHOOTA MISSIN' FROM DA DAKKA-CLOSET WITHOUT DA PROPPA PAPERWORK IMMA GET DA WEIRDBOY TO SQUIG THE LOT O' YA!

>>55248558
Old lore had the runtherdz pass down oral history.

>>55245960
I'm a software developer. Is that enough to make me a Mekboy?

>>55245960

Middle manager: I'm a Runtherd, bosspole 'n all. Weedy gitz? Krump'd. Puny 'umies? Krump'd. Boyz wot fink dey gotz more know-wots 'n da boss? U know dey'z krump'd. Nuffink loike a well-oiled WAAAAGH!!

>>55245960
Paindok reportn' fer duty sir(medical student)

Well we have at least one doctor.

I would start scratching all over near junkyards. A few grots and we'll start orking this place up.

>>55249033
Could be worse. You could have an ork drill instructor.

>All these replies and not one of them is the correct one.
>Get stuck in!

>>55245960
You know, come to think of it, the mekboys we see usually fall under the domains of mechanical engineering, maybe electrical or stuff to do with particle physics... I'm not sure how much call there is for civil engineering, among the orks. Buildings and bridges don't shoot stuff, and they only smash stuff when they don't work.

Construction worker... Well, someone needs to put the gargant together, and it sure as fuck ain't going to be grots doing it.

Goff Rokka aint so bad to be.

I'm a designer, so I guess I'll be choosing colours and decorations for the wagons, deciding where to put chequered strips and dags to make them look ded ard

>>55245960
I herd buzzer squigs
>>55248558
Runtherds remember and tell lots of stories

>>55250095
Every ork warboss needs 'Da Biggist Scrapheep' to look worth their teef.

>>55245960
Well I am learning about biology...So I am painboy

"Start runnin' boyz"

>>55245960
I'm a writer. I doubt orks can read and they certainly wouldn't care enough about stuff to write it down. I'm basically that runt who's going to get his face kicked in for a handful of teeth.

>>55245960
Well I make Jewlery, so I guess I am now a flashgit. Or the git who makes flashgit's dakka flashier.

well I'm studying studying criminology... is there any such thing as Ork Law enforcement?

>>55250034
>what are stormboyz

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try to git bigga by fightin squigs and udda boyz

I use metal detectors to looks for old munitions (but mostly garbage) and then I dig it up and sometimes even get to demo the item with our own explosives.
I could be valuable asset to Mekboys to help with munitions R&D? I dunno I'm basically an environmental worker. I'm unfamiliar with Ork units but doubt they have an EPA

>fast-food shift manager
I already herd orks to serve orks everyday

Whats the equivalent of an orc who does Data Science for Insurance Companies?

>>55249132
>DONT GO YAPPIN AT ME YA BLIND GIT! ITS ON DA FRIDGE!

>>55251084
yeah, there was a comic about a gretchin using other grots as bait for a really big squig that was to be served as food. Like. 1 toof for a fungus beer.

>>55250494
Well orks can write as they have post system

And if your lucky you get to be the one that writtes down stuff for gazgul-mag uruk thraka as he knows high gothic (And might want someone to writte down what he said)

>Infantry soldier
Well just carry on as normal I suppose

>>55248879
Murrica.

>>55248900
>SJW
Seek help.

>>55251244
>larper
You'd be a komando. A bad one.

>>55251279
No m8 I genuinely am in the infantry, British army

>>55245960
It support technician. Guess I'm a mek.

>>55251365
You'd be klan Bloodaxe.
Usin' takktix an' ideaz an' stuff dat yuz 've copied or made up, 'stead've jus' yellin' 'n' chargin' all da time!

>>55251365
Stormboy?

>>55245960
I work for an insurance company, specialising in subsidence claims.

So I'm shouting at people why their houses are falling down.

It's coz dey're a git

>>55245960
>What do you do?
Crush da shitta.
Go down to da welding bay.
Make a choppa.
Find scrap around da plant.
Make a slugga.
Muck about.
Wander off.
Krump sumfing.

>>55245974

fpbp

I'm a lawyer. Does that make me a Nob?

>>55253535
Yea probably.

I really don't think orks have a legal system.

Find a git smaller than me and kick his ass. If none are available, then go bully some gretchin into making me some beer.

>>55253535
it makes you a grot.
Just as soulless.

Make ork video game, get an army of huge, neckhairsquig infested orks who have been playing simulated battles.

>>55245974
Dakka > Chop

>>55253776
>I'm been in over a hundred Solid Ork simulations

The Mek life choose me, so I must make myself a Shokk Attack Gun, a Cybork body and a Kustom Force Field

>>55253873
>not beginning mass production of grot tanks

What's wrong with you, you git

>>55253900
No dakka for u, ya git

I'm a traveling freelance technician that builds and repairs industrial equipment. I guess I'm both a freebooter and a Mek.

>>55245960
i study engineering, so i will sit on a big comfy pile of scrap and bully grots into doin my work

the ork life has its advantages

>>55253823
>not Solid Squig
c'mon

>>55249033
Being an Ork logistics officer would be the easiest job in the world if you've got enough WAAAAAGH energy going.
>Boss, we ain't got enuff shootas...
>'Course we do, ya puny squig! I zoggin' said dere was enuff shootas!
and lo and fucking behold, there are enough shootas.

Find sum humies to stomp.

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>>55254809
>and lo and fucking behold, there are enough shootas.
>mfw I realize Ork Logistikz Nobz are basically a bunch of Ork Jeebuses

I'm a terrible writer so I guess I'd be that one grot assigned to writing WAAAGH! on the banners.

>>55248879
Wouldn't matter since we have little to no way of containing the green Tide once it gets going. It'd be the extinction of humanity.

>>55254966
>your terrible writing carries over to being a grot, so you end up writing 'WAAAGH!!!' with two As instead of three

YA 'AD WUN JOB YA SNOTLING-BRAINED GIT!!

>>55255019
Gorkamorka proves otherwise.

>>55245960
I'm a medical dude so paindok.

I'd bust into the national guard base and start lootin things.

>>55248879
Britain or US. Gotta asume someone in ppwer on either side is knowledgeable about 40k, especially considering how popular it is for the Brits. Whichever of the two realizes they can potentially use them as freebootaz and turn them against their political enemies will become the ultimate world power.

>>55255086
Trump would team up with the green hoard.

Hopefully the /pol/ and /leftypol/ orks wander off and the rest of us can get a proper WAAAGH! going.

The news would explode though.

>>55255086
Freebootaz are hilariously fickle. Odds are they'd be more than willing to take jobs from all sides, and more than one Freeboota Klan would inevitably appear due to how Orks reproduce. Instead I think multiple countries would get to hiring Freebota Privateers.

>Ork-infested Earth would actually be a fun setting

>>55255077
Oh and I'd start buying lots of paint.

Red blue yellow and purple.

>>55248879
We'd take one look at how thye manage to create FTL technology 'ardly even finkin' and try to surrender and become their slave race after we find out it doesn't work in our hands.

>>55255140
The planet of blanks teams up with the green hoard.

Sounds like a great DH campaign.

>>55248879
I think that'd really depend on their point of entry. the only real guarantee is that they'd quickly expand though even if they spawned in a populated area and were summarily killed, because of the spore system.

>>55255061
That's only because the tin-skeletons scared dat cowardly gits on Gorkamorka off ya grot.

>>55251036
YOU IZ A LOOTA

>>55251094
ZOG OFF YA GROT

>>55251094
>>55255311
Sounds about right.

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>my family has a history of being more aware of the spiritual world and I inherited this gift
Guess Iz a Weirdboy now.

Side note: being aware of lingering spirits/ghosts makes traveling to places like Gettysburg on vacation really unnerving. Especially if you decide to take the night tour without being aware of your family's history. Did not get a lot of sleep that night.

>>55255019
No, just not.

Feral orkrs, can be stopped by fags with muskets and smaller manpower pool than present Lithuania.

And as for our armies than depending on version of lore we have hight tier PDF(when writers want to wank themselves to the POWER OF IMPERIUM) or up to elite guard regiments(when somebody describes shit in some kind of technical terms and Leman Russ have less armor than t-72 and it is not slopped) as first world armies.

Unless it is mass invasion of apocalyptic scale we'd fare well against orks.

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>>55255434
>>my family has a history of being more aware of the spiritual world and I inherited this gift

>>55255549
Well because of the method of spread(/tg/ has a bunch of people from a bunch of places) the ork spores would be unable to root out.

As long as we don't attack for a bit and spread spores everywhere(I'd go walk through some foothills), we can get a good ork population.

As long as we start getting a higher population, we can use the looting and ork biology to go ham.

>>55245960
BLARING LADY GAGA OR DEATH METAL WHILE FIGHTING EVERYTHING WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>55255623
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH !

>>55255636
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_DPvE4rorw

>>55255434
whats the most famous ghost u seen

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>>55255591
>Orks
>Not going off into battle immediately

>>55255577
>implying anons reasoning for becoming a Weirdboy doesn't make sense

I mean, regardless of your views on ghosts and shit like that, the 'spiritually aware' types becoming weirdboyz does make sense. Also kinda sad because being a Weirdboy sucks from a social standpoint. Go figure.

>>55255701
Not all orks are raging idiots.

And assumably we still have our memories.

What I would do whenever I need a good fight would be to play video games that are violent.

>>55245960
Quality Engineer. So what, am I mek who checks if everything has enough dakka, paint, etc?

If I'm studying nursing am I a painboy?

>>55255696
Only ghosts I can recall seeing were a few split-second glimpses of wounded or dead Union soldiers, and a brief glimpse of my great grandmother before her spirit passed on. That said, the biggest impact for me at Gettysburg for me was the... 'psychic imprint' all the death during battle left on the area. All those feelings of regret and despair still linger and give off this deep feeling of sorrow and melancholy from the town. (The whole thing is complicated and confuses me to the point I couldn't explain it properly if I tried. Probably shouldn't have brought it up here either to be honest.)

>>55255995
Nah, you're just a grot assistant to the Painboy.

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>>55255839
Yeah, you're the mek who goes around and yells at other Orks if they start applying the wrong color paint to something

>"WOT DA ZOG AR YA DOIN' PAINTIN DAT TRUKK YELLOW!? IZ DUN CARE IF YA A BAD MOON YA GIT! YELLOW IZ DA SPLODIEST COLAH!! IF YA WANT TO GET 'SPLODED SO BADLY, LEMME HELP WID DAT!!!"
>Pulls out rokkit launcha and blows up the offending git in question

>>55245960
>Diesel mechanic who has a machine shop in his garrage and buys shitty cars on Craigs list to fix up and sell

Mekboy or Loota, definately.

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I'm currently not wearing underwear, does that make me a kommando?

If so, I snek up 'n dem 'umies reel loud like 'n stab' em reel gud.

>>55257620
> I'm currently not wearing underwear, does that make me a kommando?
that means u are snakebite
u can be snakebite commando and shoot with a bow

>>55257123
Loota, buy? Nope. Mekboy or burnaboy if u chop em up and sell the parts

>>55256045
I think I know what you mean when you say you could feel the imprint of all the death. I think I felt the same when I went on a trip to Auschwitz with my school once.

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I have severe autism guess that makes me a weirdboy

>>55256045
that sounds really rough dude, i'm sorry

>>55245960
CHOP & MOCK FOH MORK & GORK!!!

I'm a programmer. What now?

>>55259984
Killa kan.

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>>55255577

>all the autists are weirdboyz

We weaponizing autism now bois

I'm an attorney.

I don't even know where to go with this.

>>55245960
I KRUMP SUM GITZ BOSS!

>>55246161
You and the Dok build klaws and bionics for the boyz. You might also be the one sticking Grotz in Kanz.

I'm a journeyman mechanic. So I'm licenced up here in Canada. So I'm for sure a member with an affinity for cold! Half traks for everyone

well i work on garbage trucks...mek boy it is! gonna slap anova turber on dis ere trukk.