Stat me, /tg/

Looks like a bitch/10

Preferred enemy: motherfucker

Somthing somthing Mushroom risotto, somthing somthing snakes

>>55243165
The character, or Jackson?
If it's the character:
Strength 8
Dexterity 10
Constitution 8
Intelligence 15
Wisdom 11
Charisma 15

>>55243165
>not "Phtat me"

>>55244131
He managed to talk almost every world leader into committing global genocide. Cha 18 at minimum.

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>>55243165
>you will never QT royalty up the arse when you save them from this guy

>>55243165

>bad mofo
>special atribute: You're my bitch: +10 chr and +20 int+con when intimidating someone

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0LBi1MHoaU

So I saw the trailer for the new film, and apparently the classy old guy somehow survived being shot in the head?

>>55244382
Maybe he's like my cousin and he'll survive with nothing more than a light stutter.

>>55243201
Does he?