Quick, give me villains and plot hooks for a party of Not-Vikings

>>55243118
>a rival raider/ tribe
>a genocidal crusader preaching fire and brimstone against the northern heathens
>an advanced and powerful armada from a foreign land

>>55243118
>not vikings
That really narrows it down.
Have a gay, physically weak mastermind, like if Socrates won. You know, emotionally sensitive and tough to hate.

Make them roll will saves vs being tricked into a bum full of philosopher dycke.

>>55243118
>An old hero of legend, long thought dead shows up to rally the clan and make war on the lowlanders.
>A priest of NoTOdin begins to speed prophecy, urging the tribes to band together to face a coming threat
>A noob clansman rafts up river to get a fresh supply of wood to build boats
>A Nordic beauty begins playing two jarls against each other
>A foreign person shows up and is hired to start massive construction projects
>Rothe from the underdark are found to breed very well in the valley and hills of the clans area. This angers goat breeders .