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Good afternoon and welcome to /tg/, the board where everything's made up and the experience points are sort of like my calorie count - too excessive to matter!
Today we'll be playing a game called Scenes from a Hat: /tg/ Edition! If you don't know how the game works, we carefully collected suggestions from fellow elegan/tg/entlemen and randomized them in this hat. I'll select the scene suggestions and we'll see what kind of responses we get!
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Things you can say about your weapon but not your girlfriend.
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>>55240511
"Sharpest tool in the shed."
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>>55240511
"Your always by my side"
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>>55240511
Never let me down.
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>>55240511
I love how it's possible to hold you in my hands.
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>>55240511
Bequeathed to me from my father.
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>>55240511
Looks good in leather
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>>55240511
Flat as a pancake
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>>55240511
You've gotten pretty dull
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>>55240511
Time to clean the blood off of you.
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>>55240511
This one only cost me 20 gold
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>>55240511
This pegging thing is actually kinda fun.
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>>55240511
I can always get another if I lose it.
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The BBEG's second job.
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>>55242576
Groaning in disgust, mostly when somebody talks about his formal occupation.
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>>55242576
Taxidermist.
Provides educational tableaux to local colleges, etc., using the preserved remains of those fools that cross him.
The educational message? Messing with BBEG's is bad for your health...
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>>55240511
Need to upgrade you...
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>>55242576
Owns a pet spa.
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>>55242576
>And if you liked your purchase of the HOLY SWORD OF LAW +2, please be sure to leave the seller, [email protected], positive feedback!
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>>55242576
Uber driver.
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