Stranded on a bright beach
Sent off in despair
A victim to Bolas
Cast out to nowhere
Hear stomps in the distance
What on earth could it be?
I shook the blur out from my eyes
It's the warrior Huatli
There she was on the dino
I heard the terrifying yell
And I was thinking to myself
"She don't do much for a five mana spell"
And she had her spark lit
And it showed her the way
But she can't get her longed freedom
She's here to stay
Welcome to the plane of Ixalan
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely Jace
Magic binds you to the plane of Ixalan
Any time of year (any time of year)
You'll find dinos here
The pirates are sick and twisted, and they've brought their friends
Got a lot of glimmering treasure
Assorted odds and ends
For a treasure cruise reprint, i'd surely bet
Some delve to remember, some delve to forget
So i called up MaRo
"Give us bolt again"
He said "we've had nothing but lightning strikes post the days of m10"
Still I dream of a comeback
Of mono red burn
MaRo tells me don't be afraid
We're due for a return
Welcome to the plane of Ixalan
Such a lovely place (such a lovely place)
Such a lovely Jace
Illusion it up at the plane of Ixalan
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise )
Legend rule applies
Mirage Mirrors on the ceiling
The blue thing in ice
And she said
We're all just prisoners here
Its a plot device
In Vraska's chambers
They gather for the feast
They stab it with their steely pikes
But they just can't kill the beast
Last thing i remember
I was running for the door
I had to find the passage back to the plane
I was at before
"Relax" said the pirate
As the ship began to heave
"You can planeswalk any time you like but you can never leave"
>>55235758
Pretty good. You actually made me look forward to playing Ixalan draft Anon
Fan fucking tastic
>>55235758
It's a shame the formatting went wonky, otherwise this would have been perfect.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYTYtoGNIvg
>>55235758
https://www.reddit.com/r/magicTCG/comments/6y6q7e/hotel_ixalan_full_version/
Wow good work dude it must have taken you 1 whole minute to steal this