A wicked sorceress has turned your entire party into sapient budgies.

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>>55231561
Start a quartet.

>>55231561
Well we can't speak so we are hopeless.
The best thing to do is probably to survive, reproduce and multiply Adam and Eve style so our descendants will evolve into higher forms of life and use magic to turn themselves back to humans.

>>55231776
>Well we can't speak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXc9ylCXqCw

Chirp threateningly

>>55231561
Shit on all of her things.

>>55231561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lb3VC_4n_E0

>>55231561
1) gather seeds
2) fuck bitches
3) chirp about the bitches and seeds
4) sleep and repeat

Life is good

Steal nuts from flying squirrels even though we don't like them

>>55231561
One of our party was already an uplifted galah, so we should be reasonably okay.

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>>55231561
become a god

>>55231783
Nice.

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>>55231561
>When you realize you've never seen lewd Budgie porn

Now is it cute, or chocked full of traps, twinks and femboys with a wee bit of chub?

Time to use my ultimate porn program to get all the porn of it ever.

>>55231561
Well being sapient, we'd still be able to talk and express ideas, budgies are also pretty much a type of bird that can sit on someone's shoulder and be trusted to talk to or show whatever.

Would being a budgie spy be great?

>>55231561
Be a pretty boy.

>>55231561
Shit on her constantly.

>>55231561
Smash Becky

My budgies are absolutely uncontrollable.

Try to become someone's pet bird so that I don't have to live a miserable existence in the wild and get eaten by an owl.