D&D Gods In 40k

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>>55224791
Only god that matters is Tharizdun
>Entire reason he's insane is because his deific salient ability lets him datamine every single being that is currently mad
>Elves fucking open the Far Realm
>Proceeds to fucking have a 1-1 session with EVERY SINGLE GREAT OLD ONE AND OUTER GOD IN AN INSTANT
And that is why all the deities ganged up on him and shoved him into a whack-ass crystal prison wizardtrap.
>Has access to the force domain which lets him tear into space and make Spheres of Annihilation
>Small pieces of his skin are level 40 creatures
>His fucking Avatar is literally so powerful it can perform genetic manipulation and make you fiendish from a single generation of fiendish blood in your genome
>Father of Entropomancy, the art of becoming Jojo's Bizzare Adventure's Vanilla Ice with Spheres of Anhhilation
>Madness Domain is the Entire Bloodborne Insight system as a domain power
>Was so powerful that in an alternate reality, he killed everyone, including the Alignment system and basically did as a Deific Outsider and doubled on it, shedding his divinity to become a Great Old One (Elder Evil) (Presumably the Feasting Vat, forefather of the Kaorti) and leave the bullshit limitations of a universe where morality is controlled by an Objective force that keeps fucking Lovecraftian bullshit out to a degreee
>Can still touch upon peoples dreams when imprisoned
>Far Realm touches on the Demiplane of Dreams and Nightmares making thoughts reality in neat little incursions mentioned in Dragon #330
>Was rewritten to be forefather of the Abyss, which makes sense because the Abyss had the exact same goal as Tharizdun anyhow noted in Hordes of the Abyss for 3.5
>His Cultists are KKK members
>Entropomancers can basically avoid the heat death of the universe with their powers
>One Sphere of Anhhilation, the one in the Tomb of horrors is actually a static Black Hole capable of swallowing up the material Plane in it's entirety
>Entropomancer is immune to this

>>55224791
Nobody worships them and they expire.

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>>55226155
Oh right
>Dressed as a fucked up looking arts and crafts Insane Asylum patient crossed with the Robe style from the Forgotten Temple of Tharizdun but black with curly Cape twirls
>Favoured Weapon is a fucking Twisted Ritual sacrifice dagger, like you know he walks around like a tie her to the train tracks villian
>Entire army and cult was literally nothing but batshit insane garbling murderhobos that went around fucking people up like a shitposting horde
>Current stat of existence is literally an Amorphous mass of Entropy like Fat/stay Night Holy grail mud, because he constantly tears himself apart in his prision and talks to himself.

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Asmodeus would be worshipped because he's literally "What if we Used Malalian bullshit to Still Daemonprince hood and use it to save the Imperium whilst also keeping the unfaithful in check, because there was that one time Sanguinious asked that Daemon if he was from hell, and was dissapointed in the answer ."

Bane is Just the Imperial approach to worlds with populations so disgusting they all need a Power Fisting and nothing but Brutality to bring them up to Standard. Burze would be in the guy's favour for sure.

The Elves would get fucked, they already did the Far Realm on their end, and Tzeentch's bastard Daughter with Slaanesh is trapped under Eberron worshipped by Rakshasa so no.

But Tharizdun = Tyrant Star? Gibs me dat.

>inb4 tau worship Bahamut

>>55227662
Nah. They'd piss about something fierce with Incarnum, absorb Formorians and Thri-Keen though.

If the D&D gods appeared in the setting, I think there would be a war of sorts over followers. The chaos gods need all they can get, and dividing up intake of worship and emotion would just weaken them. Which gods fight which, and why?

>>55224791
d&d gods are all so gay as fuck, i never use them

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>>55224791
I finally get a proper Lawful Evil faction. Beepbeep, out of the way Chaos faggots, Asmodeus is here to fuck your shit and show you how to actually get shit done without your "XD RANDUM" dumbfuck antics.

>>55232028
>D&D gods are gay
>Says this while Bahamut exists
It's like you don't like old men with seven canaries.