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>>55217370
PF Anti-Paladin gets into a game.

>>55217320

fuckin got me

>>55217970

This is actually a really rad story concept

>>55218634
I'm not mad at all. Lord of the Rings will be remembered in a hundred years, but nobody remembers that the Warcraft movie existed.

>>55217970
I dunno, I'd say that session went excellently.

>>55217320
This post is actually witty and funny. Unlike the rest which are contrived unfunny justifications for just posting funny pictures

>>55218634
I hate it that of all of those boards, I'm triggered by the only one I'm not part of.

>>55217970
>MY BRIDE!

>>55218634
Advertisement for anti-extreme diarrhea solution is way funnier than triggering imho

>>55215947
Sauce?

>>55218673
>Lord of the Rings will be remembered in a hundred years,
Yep. With Shelob and Gollum as the heroes and Gandalf as the evil wizard who wanted to hold Men back and keep them divided by destroying the ring.
I mean that's already how some people remember it.

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>>55220163
They'll all die off from heart attacks soon enough.

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>>55215875

>>55218462
>better known for other work

Is he the fucking Unabomber?

>>55220163
>With Shelob and Gollum as the heroes and Gandalf as the evil wizard who wanted to hold Men back and keep them divided by destroying the ring.
Explain?

>>55220163
The world is going to run out of straw at this rate.

>>55218673
Wait, there was a Warcraft movie?

>>55221462

Does it matter?

>>55221281
>muirebe.jpg

>>55221462
He's bullshitting you, don't fall for it.

>>55221462
>>55221581
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0803096/

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>>55221594
LALALALALA
LALALALALA
LALALALALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>55215890

>>55221646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhFMIRuHAL4

>>55221667
You can't make me watch that.

>>55221680
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3SZrw7BMjY

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>>55221667
Ya know, not the other guy, but I went into the Warcraft wanting to absolutely hate it. I left feeling only rather "Meh."
The worst thing was the pacing. It's 2 and a half hours long and still screams through its story to cover everything it needs to cover. Apparently David Jones' original cut was 40 minutes longer. I'd actually watch that since it probably made the movie much better.

Yeah, a lot of changes to the lore happen. The only one that really irked me was that there was no drinking of Mannoroth's blood. The orcs receive the "gift of the fel" by Gul'dan just wiggling his fingers at them.

>>55221812
The movie had the chance to be great. It just absolutely required to be two movies. Especially if both movies came out the same day.

The first movie should have been all the events we see, plus expanded scenes, but only from the orc side. The second movie would be everything in the movie we see, with expanded scenes, from the human side.

It would be a really interesting "new" movie going experience, where you could literally watch two completely different takes on the same events.

Never going to happen though, so we're left with this bastardized hybrid.

I genuinely liked the plot change of the humans getting dwarven guns being the reason they turn around the war

>>55221462
not only does it exist you probably watched it

it's lacks all presence you probably don't remember it

>>55221924
Hell, the movie didn't even get to the ending of the first game. That is, the sacking of Stormwind.
I did groan when I saw all the Alliance races sitting around the table discussing uniting against the orcish invasion because the Alliance didn't exist until Warcraft 2. Was pleasantly surprised when they all basically told Llane to go fuck himself and walked away.
And was happy with the implication that Medivh was Garona's father. Forever cockblocking that, even if the Warcraft movie was super-successful and spawned a dozen sequels, we'd never have to deal with the dogshit that was Me'dan.

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>>55221993
>sacking of Stormwind.
Yeah, thats what my spoiler was about. I think its a good way to change the story, introduce the alliance roots, and progress the narrative.

Also, hate to break it to ya if you didn't know, but Warcraft was actually a success from a financial perspective, and very likely to get at least one sequel. Blame/thank China for that.

>>55222055
This'll be fun.

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>>55222055
Yeah, I know China gave it a profit.
But even with China being stupid for Warcraft movies, I doubt we'd ever get enough to see Best Lich(and his cat) on the big screen.

>>55222054
>GW Customer Support.jpg

>>55221924
>The first movie should have been all the events we see, plus expanded scenes, but only from the orc side. The second movie would be everything in the movie we see, with expanded scenes, from the human side.

Like how "Letters From Iwo Jima" and "Flags of our Fathers" were made?

>>55222177
yeah, exactly.

>>55222177
But that would have made sense. Meshing the orcs as both rampaging evil savages AND desperate people looking for a new home doesn't really work when you see first hand they ruined their own planet. Didn't even need demons blood to do it this time.

>>55221924
Another issue though was that the alliance side of things was less well made. It's a problem when the CGI orcs were better acted and more relatable than the humans.

>>55221127
Yup.

>>55222177
its been a while since i watched letters: time to go and cry again

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>>55215875
Really, the antagonists are Necron Rip off.

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>>55218634
Am I reading this right?
>WoW wasn't written by an old white man in the trenches of WWI. [WoW] is going to have a different vibe.
Because it would make sense that something not written by a veteran of a nasty war would likely have a different vibe or perspective.
Or did they really say:
>LotR wasn't written by an old white man in the trenches of WWI. [WoW] is going to have a different vibe.
Maybe it's just a grammar error. Then again this is TIME magazine we're talking about, so I have low expectations when it comes to how subtle their biases may be.

>>55222043
>Thoughtsiezing_a_Tron_deck.jpg

>>55222450
Is that guy wielding a jet wing as a buster sword?

>>55222785
Yup.

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>>55222111
>Lich PETA

I would absolutely play a campaign like that.

>>55223408
>Take a drink everytime you read the word computer.

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>>55217970
Where's this from? I'd love to find any other work by the same person/people

>>55223373

That whole fight was the coolest part of Part1. JoJo powerslamming Dio three stories down (eventually) and staking him through the heart with the Statue of the Joestar family would have been a way better end to that story than what we got.
But then we wouldn't have gotten Zepplini, Dire & Straights and Dio sans the rest of his body.

Although it's weird how you misremember things over time. For instance, I could have SWORN that in the Manga the statue was of Athena, complete with Lance and it was that which JoJo staked Dio with, and that the boat JoJo and Erina were on at the end was the Titanic.

>>55224094
I must know more.

>>55221221
Sorry, I dropped out for awhile. One of the lead devs for Shadow of War said in an interview that he considers Shelob and Gollum to be the heroes of LotR, Shelob for 'Sensing Frodo's weakness and driving him to Mt. Doom faster', and Gollum for 'Doing what Frodo couldn't by sacrificing himself to destroy the ring'.

>>55224094
Please tell me more

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>>55224158
I don't know anything. I don't even remember where I got the image.

>>55224210

>Both Pakistan and India have the bomb and somehow haven't used them on each other.

How

>>55224210
Who is Jeff? Should we be concerned?

>>55224242
Because they both have the bomb

>>55224244
Nah, if it was a name like Magnaminus the Flayer I'd be concerned, but I can't be scared of a Jeff.

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>>55224235
>engine_heart.png
>>55224244
Chad's friend

>>55224244
Joint Evaluated Fission and Fusion File.

>>55224282
Jefff?

>>55224027
source?

>>55221238
And yet, more retards are being born everyday.

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>>55224272
W-what is this from

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needs a better name
I would put tumblr.png, but they never stop complaining.

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>>55224348
Sorry Carl

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Name it.

>>55224356
pol.png also works

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>>55224423
But then they would just get edgier and more contrarian to the point where they go full-circle and either turn into Salon-tier progressives or become radical centrists.

>>55222630
Breddy gud

>>55222158

There custo.er support has me we been less than fantastic.

>>55224461
but anon, Salon is radical centrists. radical centrism is just what liberals who bought into american memenaming call themselves. either way it's the movement of generationally-comfortable urban professionals trying to sell themselves to the rurals as efficient worker-subjugators and the workers as fair taskmasters.

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needs a better name

>>55225889
The only better names are /pol/ as fuck

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>>55224015
It's called A Lesson is Learned but the Damage is Irreversible. By David Hellman and Dale Beran.

>>55225889
Holy kek wat

>>55225932
also known as the artists that did Braid

>>55220988
underrated

>>55225889
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>>55225944
If it looks like a racist would believe it, it's bound to be horseshit.

http://hoax-alert.leadstories.com/3468744-fake-news-17-year-old-teenager-did-not-sue-his-parents-for-being-born-white.html

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>>55225889
>Drow takes Helm of Opposite Alignment.jpg
Also fake news.

>>55226054
Called it a little too late.

>>55226054
Thanks, I couldn't believe this was real, but a small part of me thought:
>but crazier things have happened.

>>55226027

I don't get it

>>55226027
gave me a chuckle

>>55226108
Maybe it's the rifle?

>>55226152

Holy shit, they do have guns.

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>>55223175
DEHTA were the guys in Borean Tundra opposing Nesingwary killing all the local wildlife like he does.

>>55224244
jeff goldblum. and very.

>>55224413
a good fucking campaign.

>>55224262
But anon, MAD is a flawed concept that doesn't work. What we need is nuclear free zones.

>>55226040
Kind of. Only Hellman did Braid, Beran was not involved.

>>55226296ns analogy doesn't work, because I can't see that you have fired your gun at me and THEN decide whether I want to shoot you back. MAD more or less works because it makes even a war you win potentially too costly to get any benefit out of it, because the enemy can launch their nukes once they see your nukes in the air.

>>55226296
but wrong
clearly it works because as you said
pakistan and india have not nuked the shit out of each other or fought a war since they both got it

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>>55224242
Not to frighten you even more friendo but they happen to have arsenals that are big enough to start a world war with but not big enough to destroy the whole planet with, which means mutually assured destruction wont keep their fingers off them triggers.

>>55227653
Oh so its only mutually assured destruction if the entire world gets wiped out? I mean never mind their countries being fucked beyond all recognition (how would you even tell though?) that doesn't factor into high level decision making in the slightest. Only the fate of the entire world does.

>>55224210
I'm more concerned about isreal suddenly having 80 nukes considering it refuses to admit it actually has any.

>>55227737
>North Korea <10
well, zero is lesser than ten

>>55224348
If i had to take a guess, its fan art of mizuhashi parsee from touhou, but i have no FUCKING idea whats happening here past that. I might even be completely wrong.

>>55227737
Sorry, in retrospect my phrasing was absolutely retarded, what I mean is, from The Indian or Pakistani government's point of view, the amount of collateral damage that their weapons would cause is within acceptable limits.

>>55227899
>i have no FUCKING idea whats happening here past that
look at the bottom of the image, that might explain the agitated state

>>55227939
That ain't whats confusing me.

>>55224210
Is... is Jeff code for the Militaire Sans Frontieres?

>>55227985
One of their fronts.

>>55228867
> Camouflage maid
Oh Japan...

>>55221462
Yeah. It was... watchable if you have any investment in Warcraft. It's absolute trash if you don't give a shit.

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>>55226205
>>55215890

>>55221281
>Now neither of us will be virgins!

>>55224242
india's gearing up for a conventional war from what i understand.
Good really, pakistan was a mistake and is an uncivilized mess.

>>55228867
1, 2, and 4 are the best options.
All others are trash.

>>55229051
>He wouldn't dick 9
Wow. Everyone point and laugh.

>>55219920

Shia, on Hentai Foundry.

>>55229124
you misunderstand. I would dick all of them, but 1,2, and 4 are the only ones i want to look at every day

>>55229124
That's not how you spell 11

>>55223529
20 times

>>55229051
I mean, if we're going to into sexual terrority, let's lay down the correct answer.

What you need to do is lock all of them in chastity, while laying down rules based on their dress, with infractions leading to longer lock up times. You force the more overtly sexual maids to torment the more classical/reserved ones, who are required to maintain their composure through it all. This sets them against each other so that they view their companions as their cause of their denial, rather than me, and will breed a competitive and backstabbing environment.

And while there's plenty of sexual activity, it's all focused on denial and frustration, especially in the beginning. This is to ensure that they fail to meet the standards set for them.

Soon enough they'll be begging to do anything just to have a chance at release, which will infrequently be rewarded. It's important to keep the game up so that they keep playing, after all.

>>55229188
9's probably dead, 11 has an affinity for huge weapons...I see what you're implying here.

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>>55227533
better version

>>55217970
That was a fucking ride. I need more.

>>55228975
Its actually pretty bad if you do know anything about early warcraft.

It deviates from the source so badly that most fans from the early days left confused.

>>55228867
Is this from a larger work?

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>>55230718
I don't know. I pulled it from a /tg/ thread.

Pic related is from Legend of the Meme Queen in case you're about to ask. I would recommend.

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>>55220988

This is next level vigilante justice. One less thug on the streets.

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>>55230755
nice reference.

>>55224015
>>55229613
Alessonwaslearned

Sadly he hasnt made anything nearly as good.

>>55230826
Okay, this isn't really fair. Hercule is strong, above average by human standards. Solid 14-16.

Everyone else that shows up is like, 26+.

>>55230826
>maxing CHA but dumping STR
nah, more like
>being the only fair player in a game of minmaxers but having great charisma and getting away with it.

>>55230864
>mass produced cheap health potions

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>>55230771
>It's treason then.webm

>>55230864
>You have to eat all the eggs.webm

>>55230826
Isn't he the strongest human in the world that doesn't use Ki?

>>55230928
commoner against monks

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>>55230864

Oh god, his stomach and intestines are going to hate him the next day.

>>55230826
Int or Wis maybe... but Str? No fucking way.

>>55230816
If you like vigilante justice, take a look at New Guinea

>>55226296
>MAD is a flawed concept that doesn't work
oh right I forgot all those nuclear wars that happened.

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>>55227905
Right, I'm sure getting their own nation wiped of the face of the earth is within the acceptable limits of a nation's defense force.

>>55230911
stickers and shit like that was a mistake

>>55230911
you can "flee" tho. its called scooping

>>55226199
>hexblade

>>55230549
Cute. :D

>>55217370
>Oath doesn't say I can't swoon hot bitches with this 20+ Charisma

>>55230864
Max Con

>>55221660
10/10

>>55230864
Gaston eats breakfast.

>>55230826
>When you're the only non-mythic character in the game

>>55229679
You don't understand! I want to BE the fairy familiar.

>>55222054
>tfw I hung up on probably hundrets of calls when I was working at a call center
I can't blame her, if it's something important like emergency services, then don't employ way underpaid and overworked callcenter agents.

>>55230975
Glamour Armor is my flamboyant ranger's best friend, any crazy outfit they want, and it still acts like armor. Bitches don't know what to expect when the flamenco dancer walks in and tells them to surrender.

>>55231746
In a world where magic exists don't you think you would be really paranoid among any company.

I mean any wizard can pull a thousand daggers from his butt, so don't drop your guard unless you are behind 7 anti-magic barriers

>>55227117
t. Invoker picker

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>>55231746
>Bitches don't know what to expect when the flamenco dancer walks in and tells them to surrender.

Is this a story, or an example you pulled out of your ass

>>55227820
I mean, they either got a hold of some enriched Uranium, or they've been secretly shunting off their national production into producing 100s of kilotons of TNT and then blowing it underground to make us /think/ they have nuclear weapons.

Give it's North Korea, it could easily be the latter or even both.

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needs a better name

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>>55215875

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>>55231887
and here's the uncropped comic.

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>>55228867
5 is most superior maid.

One does not fuck maids. Maids are for cleaning the cum off the girls you do fuck - the abductees from the Children's Literature section of the local library.

And 5 is the best one for the job.

>>55231971
Not having 11 for max efficiency.

Robot best maid

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>>55231991
11 stands out to much. She'll get v& and then they'll raid her brain with a Reverse Hunter-Seeker Algorithm, discover my location, and I'll have to burn my harem and flee back to Texoco to meet the wizard and beg him to jury-rig me a Summon Dragoness Scroll just to get the scalies off my back.

I mean fuck man, that sounds like work.

>>55230826
Heroic mortal player character in exalted.jpg

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>>55228867
Guy who uploaded it, here.
I like 10 the most on the principle that she looks modest and cool. 5 and 7 are very cute, though.

>>55231899
Was that comic literally made to be cropped?

>>55232201
In actuality, it probably was.

>>55231817
It might be a story.
>be investigating fleshshaper cult
>get local militia to back us up on where we think their base is
>outside the hideout, snipe down the watchmen peeking over the roof for trespassers
>one of them falls 3 stories and lands on one of the soldiers we brought with us, neither of them dieded
>quick bit of deciding among the party best way to make an entrance
>decide on a diplomatic storming
>have my dude kick in the door
>he struts a good ten feet into the building outfitted with the most eye-catching thing I can think of that a guy might wear for maximum distraction factor
>"You all can either come quietly for questioning, or you're going to get your asses handed to you."
>stunned silence
>"You serious?"
>"Oh yeah."
>pose; stomp stomp
>party and militia file in like a fucking swat team
>"So what's your answer?"
>smokebomb goes out
>everyone charges in
>smoke clears, assumed cultists are now in pseudo-lycan forms
>fight goes on, team good guys clearly have the upper hand
>another smoke bomb
>cultists we hadn't KO'd are gone, now we've got dupes of characters
>thankfully my character carries 100 ft of rope for just such an occasion
>by which I mean complete coincidence
>while everyone is figuring out who the dupes are, Guts wannabe and our barbar head upstairs to fight their leader
>leader turns into a god damn hydra
>the two barely win between rages, cursed items, and health/damage buff potions
>KO each other when they're the only targets for their own rages
>meanwhile back downstairs, we just KO'd everyone that we couldn't figure out for sure wasn't a cultist
>find a secret room by checking where one of the cultists was scrambling at
>find a bunch of mutated dudes locked up in the basement with tons of mutagen
>and a nice pile of gold but the party doesn't need to know that it was bigger when I found it

>>55223987
Context??

>>55232312
So you joseph joestar'd that shit. Thats what i'm getting from this.

This is amazing.

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I could probably think of a few names, but "something something magical realm" is too obvious. All I can think of is
>Jace goes to Innistrad.jpg

>>55232341
Probably some neoliberal college.

>>55226296
While I agree that there is a glaring flaw in the mad concept (it only takes one crazy mutherfucker with enough power to end the world) it has worked so far.

>>55231971
>that pic
So /tg/ what do you think a ritual like that would produce?

>>55232520
some kind of wiggling mass of horsecocks in permanent pain that leaks rainbows
don't look at me like that, it's a shoddy circle with poor offerings, of course it'll go wrong!

>>55232548
Anon what are you doing? You can't summon all those fucking faggots.

>>55231650
>Be'lakor Dies.gif

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>>55223105
>I think I can hear my granddaughter crying downstairs.

>>55232548
AJ looks good in stars and stripes

>>55224158
>>55224125
the cat who became human

>>55232592
What mod gives that ui?

>>55232397
>dwarf fortress necromancer's tower

>>55223373
>mfw wouldn't get that if I hadn't randomly looked in the bulk box at the FLGS today

>>55218462
this features regularly in /sci/ humor threads to the same effect.
Its highly effective

>>55229051
>5 is trash
>but 4 isn't

Enjoy your herpes anon

>>55230549
Upper left text: "Mewkkyu"
Text near Mewtwo's head: "Are you a copy too?"
Text at the bottom: "Mewtwo and Mimikkyu"

>>55223175
Totally played a necrobotanist druid one game, with the whole "murder the interlopers" line. Unfortunately the campaign didn't go very far.

>>55226199
If I'm a dex based fighterlock, does that make me a cardio bunny?

>>55232943
You've never played against Modern Dredge? Good.

>>55233009
I don't play MtG at all.

>>55226490
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>>55232476
He's making fun of the ineffectiveness of gun free zones and the views of gun control lobbyists, anons. His post is not meant to be taken seriously.

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>>55223489
Semi related but I have a player who only makes called shots if he is in any way allowed to target the dick.
He's playing a cat man (not really anything special about them, basically just Halflings, he walks around breaking into houses and stealing from anyone he thinks he can steal from)

But yeah, every fight it's always
"I stab them in the dick"
"I stash at their loins"
"I uppercut his crotch"

My biggest problem is I'm having trouble coming up with news ways to describe him castrating bandits and orcs because this motherfucker crits like nobody's business.

>>55225932
>Find them
>Go into archive
>They did a guest strip on GOATS
Man that takes me back. I wonder if-
>Check
>He finally has the archive back
>Doesn't have the oldest comics just from 2003 on
>He made like 3 new strips
What the fuck is up with Rosenberg?

>>55233046
You uh, wouldn't happen to know where I can get more spells like this would you?

>>55233141
Have him encounter some eunuchs.

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needs a name

>>55222637

Best in thread.

>>55233027
>He was expressing his contempt for a certain political opinion through a flawed analogy. You're supposed to laugh with him, not judge him.
We know how satire works.

>>55228867
5>1>2>9>Trash>rest

>>55233184
I don't see Charm Person in there.

>>55233081
I was thinking about that the second the original was posted. Thank god someone else took the time to do that.

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>>55233081
Why isn't Berenstain on the bottom changed?

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>>55233406
Because I'm a Wild Magic Sorc and these things happen.

>>55233046
1 or 3.

>>55233284
The quoted responses did not suggest that.

>>55233081
The authors' names are still spelled with an a. Might want to fix that.

>>55233692
see
>>55233471

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>>55222933
That's Rad.

>>55233222
When the DM tells you to wait a moment while he gets out his boss encounter notes.

>>55232702
I actually had a group fight some rust monsters. One of em was a warforged so he was scared shitless of them.

The rest of the party went about getting clubs and shit. Then the parties tank, who had flight, started seismic tossing the fuckers into eachother, charizard style.

>>55230826
>Refusing to use the latest book

>>55233222
>I have literally no creativity, no imagination, not the slightest bit of higher thought, so little neuronal activities, in a voluntary exercise of choosing a picture of my own volition and putting a text on it, I cannot manage the second part, and there are chances the first part was done at random too ; and still, I inflict this on you ; that's how a fuck-up I am.gif

>>55233485
>>55229738
>>55229694
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>>55219247
>see this comic posted in every filename thread
>finally google image it
El Goonish Shive
Okay, doing well so far, lets dive in!
>1st page
>Jan 21st, 2002
How the fuck am I supposed to get in to this?

>>55217370
>When I was a child, during the math exercises and I saw a list of operation like "2+2=", "3+2=", "4+5="... I wrote under them "Don't you know the answer yourself ? ".png

>>55224413
>Seriously, filename threads are not exactly a high form of art, sure, there is a constraint of form, a constraint of material and a constraint of subject, but their all entirely voluntary, but I still post random pictures and hope that someone find something relevant to add to them, and all I think all along is "I contribute. This is fun".jpg

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>>55233992
>>55234056

>>55230864
>The worst part is, I don't just at random, I obviously sort of see how my pictures are somehow tg-related. Other people see it and can find filenames in seconds, although not always inspired ones, because my pictures aren't that inspiring. But despite me finding a connection, I cannot manage to put it into words, while it's the entire point of the exercise. For an instant, a spark happened in my brain, but instead of burning itself into a true light, I allowed it to peter out instantly, and I show you my incompetence. This is my life now.webm

>>55233992
>that's how a fuck-up I am.gif

How much of a fuck-up.

>>55232869
There are always a number of isometric or 3d visualizers more or less in development. There even was one that could export a df map into minecraft, though I never got that to work very well.

Those are just utilities you run beside the game. Rarely do they enable full interaction with the game itself.

>>55234022
if you have a tf fetish, the first decade is amazing

it's still pretty good if you don't though

>>55234161
Sad. Any tileset reccomendations? Last time I tried to get into f2f I found the tileset to be uncomfortable to look at.

>>55234108
>>55234056
>>55234027
>>55233992
My computer won't let me save under those names.
Do you have any shorter ones?

>>55234193
I always used to play the Masterwork mod which had a nice selection of tilesets. My favourite was Ironhand, since it had an overall darker and subdued atmosphere. But I think this tileset is now out of date.

The whole mod seems to be in turmoil. The creator has disappeared without a word for agood time now. One guy is keeping it up to date somehow, but I am not sure how the progress there is.

It is a burden on my soul. I am getting my tinkering fix with Factorio and Kerbal Space Program meanwhile.

>>55234191
1. I might
2. A decade is a long time if their schedule keeps up
3. This art hurts me. Why do I persist in my own suffering?

>>55231792
If there's no research into anti-magic and that shit isn't absolutely plastered in high-value areas then your setting is retarded or you better have a good reason why that's not a thing. I imagine all the well-traveled characters in said world would have some form of anti-magic on them as well.

>>55234282
I have an unspoken setting rule known as the Curse of the Magi. The idea is that mages that deliberately abuse magic generally find themselves on the wrong side of fate. This is because the goddess of magic is also the goddess of doom, and nothing pisses her off more than a wizard on a power trip.

>>55234222
It improves. It takes about 3 years or so, but it very definitely improves.

>>55230826
Refusing to minmax

>>55234345
>goddess of magic hates magic
This is like if you had a goddess of water who hated watering your garden. How can the god of X thing hate X thing taken to its logical conclusion? Real "clever" way to explain why antimagic doesn't exist in your setting, you fucking hack.

>>55234709
I read it as hating waste of magic
Your example is good because the goddess of water could be against wasting water for your garden (selfish) when rain is there to do it for you and everyone else

>>55234709
More like
>Hey, I'm going to create food traps and stop time forever and create four-dimensional space wedgies for shits and giggles!
>Proceeds to get splattered across multiple planes
It doesn't stop magic from being studied, it just prevents magicians from going full retard without consequences.

>>55234709
I mean, if you read the bible, the god of jews doesn't exactly like the fucking jews, anon.

>>55232341
looks like military
those guys are crazy
remember that one pic when one of them got drunk, took a car, couldn't get it to start due to the inbuilt breathalyser, caught a raccoon, made it breath in the breathalyser which made it pass out. He then laid it in the car where it woke up, started mauling him while he was driving which made him drive into a fence

>>55234891
>Everyone is John

>>55234684
>the good guys lost

>>55218673
Wait, they seriously made a movie?
*Five minutes on google later*
Wow. They actually did make one.

I need to come out of my rock a bit more.

>>55232520
Cupcakes.

>>55235139
It was also pretty good for an adaptation

Have you ever seen a Camoflagued Maid before?

I guess it works then.

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>>55233046
Never been that into hypno, but now I desperately need examples of #3.

>>55233406

So uh...be honest with me.

I'm not the only one who strips the corpses of raiders and arranges the bodies into scenes like this, am I?

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>>55217922
>not "FUCK YOUR WEEABOO SHIT!"

>>55236112
>Ruining a perfectly good filename with pointless and not even related weeb hate

>>55236153
>literal samurais in the pic

>>55235064
twice

>>55237084
But Italy won the first world war?

>>55222111
Now I'm thinking of my bbeg lich to make his grand appearance as the contact on a bunch of 'LOST CAT' fliers and have him so attached to the little furball that I subtly bully the party into assuming it's his reliquary and murdering it. There we go, anti-party sentiments built in and everything.

>>55238098
What's /pol/ about this? Is the monster horse an immigrant?

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>>55238212
On Apirl 1st, /mlp/ and /pol/ were combined for a day. The card is "It that Rides as One", which transforms from "Lone Rider", and depicts the rider physically fused to the horse. Mechanically, the card is better than "Lone Rider", which is funny because when horsefuckers and Nazis were forced to live together it was actually a genuine improvement in spite of all the porn.

>>55238245
I thought all the nazis were horsefuckers anyway? It's par for the course for reactionary douchenozzles to be the thing they hate, so I figured they'd all be closeted degenerates and jews.

>>55238472
The main reason for the surprising improvement was that the sheer amount of horse porn scared off dozens of Redditors that were astroturfing like crazy on /pol/.

And on /mlp/s side, they are a shadow of the shadow of their former self. /pol/tards and fetishists despised even even more degenerate corners of the internet is almost all that is left of it.

>>55223105
https://youtu.be/44Q58kWAsCo

>>55238098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JQpE7n6eUk

>>55233141
Please tell me his fighting style has made hi, notorious and everyone through out the land knows him by some name.

The nob knifer

The schlong slicer

The cock cutting cat man

He absolutely needs a nemsis that is either a eunic or a man with a cod piece.

>>55234684
theres something so stylish about leviathan