Salutations to all members of this Branch. We are currently experiencing "technical difficulties", and as a direct result of this, several encrypted files of importance have been lost. Many of our normal procedures will likely be placed on hold until we can retrieve the lost files.
In other news, we are also currently trying to deal with the spread of a bunch of bio-engineered flying pigs. As a rexult of this, quite a few of our assets may be unavailable for some time. Aside from that, proceed on with your day as normal. Thank you for listening.Welcome to the Bureau. Please, feel free to pick a name and join. All (potential) conflicts will be resolved through rolls of a d20. This Message Does Not Exist.
>*Squeal*
>>55203638
>*Scroink*
Man, it's certainly quiet today. Wonder what happNEED?
Remember to use this handy chart.
>>55207133
How did you get access to our field codes? I thought that we had lost those after that one data corruption incident.
>>55210759
>>55212491
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>>55207482
You have some leaks.
B.P.R.D. Field Guide Troll Market
http://www98.zippyshare.com/v/shZsxHHd/file.html
>>55219345
Well Shit. This is gonna screw things up for *months* until we can get this patched. Let's just hope the populace is too dumb to figure things out, and will just pass it off as "fiction".