Field Kit Inspection: Volcano Insurance Edition

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>>55202575
I here,I here protect

>>55202575
THANK YOU VERY MUCH MAJOR!
WHILST I DONT THINK I WILL BE CHANGING OUT OF MY ROBES, I AM OFFERING A REWARD FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE VALKYRIE THEFT THAT HAPPENED A SHORT WHILE AGO.

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>>55202575
Sir I'm ready for battle!

>Chainsword and Bolt pistol in hand, scowls and attempts to organize his squad.

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>>55202575
*sigh*I'm ready

>>55202638
angry priest man called you cheerleader,what is cheerleader

>>55202659
It's uhhh, a person who cheers people up, I think

>>55202659
A CHEERLEADER IS A WOMAN SENT DOWN TO RAISE MORALE BY PERFORMING ONE OF MANY INSPIRING DANCES!
SHE IS OFTEN EMBARRASSED BY IT THOUGH, SO SHE PRETENDS TO NOT BE ONE.

>>55202667
oh goody,you make me feel happy cuz you good person!
>>55202673
we you speak loud priest man

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>Fussing over his squad, double and triple checks that their Rebreathers are in place.

>>55202608
Speaking of the Valkyire incident, Micheal-

>Matthias would have two men grab hold of Micheal by the arms, before Matthias himself would slap a cold metal collar around his neck. A loud *click*, signifying it has locked into place around his neck.

-Until such a time as the investigation has been fully concluded, and the charges have been dropped. I have been informed by divisional command, that you are to wear an explosive collar at all times. Any attempts to tamper with, or remove it, will be cause for the collar to explode, and kill you. Any attempt to disobey orders given to you, will be cause for the collar to explode as well. Do you understand, Micheal?

>>55202611
As expected of a Praetorian!

>>55202604
>Matthias would nod his head.

Keep close, and quiet when we get there. And so not go around touching and stealing boots.

>>55202703
buts boots
>the bullgryn looks sad

>>55202703
VERY WELL MAJOR, HOWEVER I WILL NOT ACCEPT ANY RESTRICTIONS PLACED UPON MY COMMAND UNTIL SUCH TIME AS THE INVESTIGATION IS CONCLUDED.

WHILE I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION, WOULD YOU CONSIDER DONATING TO THE HOSPITALIERS MEDICAL FUND?

>>55202703
Oh course sir, who else but us?
>He gives a salute

>Meanwhile, at the Legion of Do- *AHEM!*, - deep within volcano itself, at the Mechanicus outpost!
>Loud, angry, and impatient thumping noises are heard inside of a room filled with massive logic engines. These thumping noises, are followed by the sounds of goas being smashed, and logic engines being broken and shot apart, out of sheer boredom.

>>55202717
Don't let him get to you, here.
>She places down a pair of boots
>>55202729
>She begins to giggle

>Jim would walk up to Major Wyvern, with his giant slabshield and grenadier gauntlet

Hello sir, reporting for duty!

>>55202749
WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE NOBLE SORORITAS?
AFTER ALL, ITS THE FAILURE OF MEDICAL STAFF THAT HAS LEAD TO YOUR PROSTHETICS!

>>55202776
You're not wrong there Mikey
>the man drops 5 thrones into the shekel bucket

>>55202729
Micheal, you are where as an advisor, and spiritual leader for the regiment. Do not forget that.

>>55202736
>He flashes the older man a warm smile, whilst returning his salute.

Of course, Private.

>>55202717
>Matthias would way his finger at the bullgryn. Speaking as if he were dealing with a misbehaving toddler.

No touching anything unless it attacks you!

>>55202776
I guess you are right for once
>She throws five thrones at his bucket

>>55202794
OF COURSE, I KNOW MY PLACE, IT IS AS ALL OTHER NOBLE HEROES OF THE IMPERIUM, AS WITH ALL TRUE LOYALISTS. AT THE EMPERORS SIDE IN DEATH!

BUT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DONATE?

>>55202757
>Matthias, despite being approached by the massive abhuman, would flash him a smile.

Another one? I'm surprised they would send us so many of you.

>Matthias would flash the creature a salute.

Pleasure to have you aboard.

>>55202794
Matthias... may I ask why you're the one giving the briefing?
>she tightens the straps on her gas mask

>>55202794
So...when are we going? Can't keep them waiting for us now can we?

>>55202794
Okie dokie major person man

>>55202873
Sadly, the new Commissar is busy dealing with the recent aftermath of a certain incident, involving a stolen Valkyrie.

She had also mentioned something about needing to cleanse her room of heretics? I'm not entirely sure.

>>55202888
We'll be leaving shortly, private.

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>A man in heavily clad armour would walk in to where everyone was congregating. He would be armed with a giant explosive launcher, and an omnispex. Upon looking towards the regiment, he would open his helmet, showing his real face. His face would hold bright blue eyes and a firm brow. His hair would be a light brown.

>The man would stand at about 6ft 8, and would be fairly well built. He would smile upon looking towards the rest of the regiment

So! When do we go on mission?

>>55202749
BOOTS,you best person Belasya
>he hugs the Eldar once again

>>55202909
WE SHOULD LEAVE THIS VERY INSTANT, THE LONGER WE WAIT THE MORE THE HERETICAL FILTH MULTIPLY!

>>55202909

>Quietly, admits a sense of foreboding, as if something terrible will happen if they are not there to stop it.

>Requests to lead his squad ahead.

>>55202909
I assume she took her aid with her.
>she pulls the datapad from his hands and starts reading as she walks around him
Hmmm... volcano base... Redacted redacted redacted...
>taps quickly on it
I hate these records...

Guys this is not the place for quests, please fuck off to quest.

>>55202937
You'd think it was a penal soldier's bar code, with the amount of redacted and blacked out writing was on it.

>He would take his dataslate back from his wife.

And ask next time. Your my bloody Adjutant, not a child.

Sergeant Wolfe what's the situation
Is the volcano about to explode

>O'niell would be sitting in the corner making nail bombs and other makeshift explosives almost compulsively

>>55202937
>>55203012
If it's the volcano base I'm thinking of they were making a time rift thing maket

>>55202920
>Matthias would raise a curious brow to the large, armor clad man. But would say nothing about it.

>>55202920
>>55202923
>>55202930
We'll be leaving now. So get ready to start walking. It's a ten kilometer walk until we get there.
>Matthias would level his hellgun upon his shoulder, before walking towards the bases main gate, and out into the rocky wastes.

>>55203069
>Michael and his guard retinue would follow, loud obnoxious chanting easily heard from it as prayers to the emperor filled the air

>>55203069

>Calling out to his squad, makes to follow the Major.

>>55203069
I am walk good,can walk good,lets walk

>>55203069
>Barrington and his team of snipers begin to follow them

>>55203069
>Belasya takes her power-speak and begins to follow Major
>She's bumbling under her breath

>>55203069
>Sean would fit on his beret, then clasping his beret and stash of makeshift bombs

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>>55203069
>the vox chirps
Sergeant Vu Chen reporting in, sir. Reconnaissance suggests that the mechanicus facility operates using geothermal power harvested from the volcano. I'm not sure how it works exactly but the base is suspended over the volcano's opening by massive girders.

>>55203104
Do you like walk Belasya, I like walk,the Boot men dont yell at me when i walk,but its okay cuz they dead now

>>55203125
Oh, like in a Jameus Bodeus film?

>>55203129
It's alright I guess

>>55203107
>>55203104
>>55203097
>>55203096
>>55203090
>>55203085
>It would take nearly an hour for the group to cross the barren, magma filled wastes outside of the imperial guard HQ. The terrain often hampering their efforts towards the massive volcano that held the Mechanicus research outpost.
>The volcano itself was massive indeed. With magma leaking of various holes carved into the cliffs, as well as over the very rim itself.
>One tunnel however, would still be opened up, and clear of burning magma.

..I suppose that's our way in...

Vu Chen! Take your squad, and scout the entrance. The rest if us will follow suite a shortly.

>Sean would begin the long march towards the enemy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaS3vaNUYgs

>>55203158
Okie Dokie,what are we walking for anyways

>>55203149
Which one ?
Live to let die ?

>>55203182
A mechanicus outpost

>>55203176

>Pistol drawn, cautions his squad to stay alert.

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>55203125
Is there anything unusual you saw?
>>55203176
>Barrington would use benoculars to spot any danger lurking within

>>55203191
Okie Dokie,Maybe they can give me boots

>>55203186
No, I think he means the one with Spectral. Where the heretics use an inactive volcano as their lair, and launch ships into orbit to capture rogue traders.

>>55203191
I wonder if my credentials still work

>>55203207
I'll give them after the mission

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>O'Niell would get into position, beginning to scout the entrance

>>55203224
YAY! I love boots,boots are great

>>55203222
I thought this vulcano is active, like any other in here

>>55203222
Oh yeah that one
It was kinda mediocre

>>55203186
>>55203222
No, it's Heretic with the Golden Bolter
They exterminatus his evil volcano lair and the explosion goes right into the core and rips the world in half.
My cousin was an extra, he was a guardsman that was hit by a chimera. It wasn't scripted but they kept it in anyway.

>>55203257
Not suprising considering safety procedures in the Imperium

>>55203223
GOOD IDEA PRIEST, YOU WILL BE INSTRUMENTAL IN UNWRAVELING WHAT HAS HAPPENED AT THIS OUTPOST!

>>55203287
`What safety procedures

>>55203301
Exactly

>>55203314
Okie Dokie

>>55203232
>Scouting out what would appear to be the only usable entrance into the volcano itself. The scout team would find the tunnel (big enough for two Leman russes to enter into, side by side) to have been crafted by tools, rather than the passage of time.
>Making their way inside. They would find many smaller, far narrower tunnels, that would branch off and lead into dozens of far smaller passage ways.
>Should they follow the main route, the scout team would eventually come across a vast, metal door, big enough for a Mechanicus dune crawler to make its way through.
>Surrounding the massive door, would be the broken and mangled bodies of nearly two dozen Skittari warriors and half dozen tech adepts, along with a half dozen broken up automated turret emplacements.
>From the look of things, whatever caused this, was wielding some sort of power weapon.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>55203292
Well let me input my credentials
Rank: Magos
Name: Gelt
Ordos: Reductor
Forge World: Cyclosrathe
> rolling for success for credentials recognition

>>55203337
people died me think

>>55203337
>Other than the corpses, and broken defense turrets, there doesn't appear to be any danger leading up to the main door.

>>55203337
Alright... Volunteers on who's going first?

>>55203349
>The door access panel would shine bright red, and shock the Magos.
>In bright blue letters, the panel would state. "ACCESS DENINED!"

>>55203372
I nominate Viktor. I'm p-pretty sure he has the most heat shielding *cough* out of all of us.

>>55203372
WE SHALL, ONWARD TO VICTORY MAN, FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>55203375
>Matthias would enter into the area, a few seconds after the first attempt to gain access had been made.

Quite the battle here... Shame they didn't seem to hit anything. I guess their targeting auspexes we're misaligned...

Rolled 34 + 5 (1d100 + 5)

>>55203375
Hold on trying again
> pulls out rossete
Rank: interrogator
Name: Gelt
Ordos: Malleus
Home world: ???
> rolling take two

>>55203431
they should have aimed harder

>>55203431
>>55203436
>A mechanical voice answers, yet clearly with enough emotion to not be a servitor.

The doors are sealed. You and your Heretic filth will need to find a different fortress to raid, Iron Warriors.

>>55203391
I nominate you, you're too hopped up to feel pain

>>55203436
Hmm, try turning it on and off.
>>55203431
So whoever it was knows a lot about technology mayhaps

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>55203431

>Looking about, attempts to inspect the corpses for anything unusual.

>>55203436
Where did you got that rosette ?

>>55203436
>steve attempts to open the door by smacking it and headbutting it

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>55203436
Oh well that sounds bad. Lemme try
Viktor Morvos, Chief Administrator Rank 65 Nevidia Administratum... uhh... Health and Safety inspection?

>>55203436
>The moment he attempted to use his Inquisition access codes, the panel would flash red, and immediately shock him to such an extent, that his arm would power down.
>The panel would flash a message onto the screen.
>No flesh bag Inquisitors allowed! Stop trying to steal all our good stuff!

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>55203483
rolling failed

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>55203500
i am not functioning today

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>55203498
THIS DOOR IRRITATES ME!
OPEN THE FUCK UP DOOR!
>Michael would carve it open with his eviscerator
THE PASSWORD IS DIE!

>>55203458
>Matthias would make his way up to the door panel.

This is Major Matthias Wyvern, of the Unknown Regiment. We're attached to the Exolos Crusade. Identify yourself.

>>55203458
Oh for f-fuck's sake, let me try.
>the sergeant hammers on the door with his fist
This is the Guard! Open up! We've already shot up the Iron Warriors!

>>55203522
Regiment here? Ah you're the ones that the assistance request was sent to!

Thank the omnissiah you have arrived.

I'm Archmagos Xenologos Depherius Magnus. Albeit my colleagues call me Depherion.

The door controls are a bit clumsy, the machine spirits have been forced but-

>>55203511

Omnissiah's mercy tell him to stop doing that!

>>55203546
But im helping

>>55203546
>>55203511
>Having just now noticed the bullgryn's mischief, Matthias would yell out

Emperor's throne! Steve! Stop that!

>>55203574
ok,i was trying to help

>>55203582
>Matthias would nod his head.

>>55203546
Understood. We'll give you a few moments to open the door for us.

>>55203582
There, there maybe they will appreciate your help later

>>55203613
>>55203612
thanks...nice people,Belasya and Major man

>>55203574
>>55203582
>>55203612
>>55203613

Thank you!

I shall open the way as soon as I am able. I managed to throw to the lava the remaining Iron Warriors inside the complex. But we need to evacuate our research quickly, the explosions on the sublevels have unstabilized the volcano. I could use the aid of able men to load a few boxes into a transport.

>The doors will very slowly start to open.

>>55203628
I am good at lift heavy things,almost as easy as crush man skulls

>>55203628
Wait, wouldn't archmagos keep the Iron Warriors equipment for study and repurpose?

>>55203628

>Eyes widening at the words, 'Unstable', quickly calls his squad to start through the door once it is fully open.

>>55203628
Oh this is like that one Jameus Bodeus film

>>55203628
Understood Magos.

>>55203627
>>55203536
>>55203486
>>55203461

Steve, Van Kleez, Wolfe, and Viktor. Follow the Magos' instructions, and assist him however you can with the research.

>>55203477

Hanzo, keep an eye open for any sign of Iron Warriors.

>>55203628
IRON
WARRIORS?

THIS CANNOT BE A COINCIDENCE!

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>>55203647
That's the attitude!
>>55203656
I'd rather die than having a warp-infused artifact dirty my hands young man!

>>55203662
>>55203688
>>55203684


>A 2,50 meter tall and very thin, white robbed shape starts to walk over the now open corridor filled with gunshots, smoke, battered bodies and broken gear.

Ah it's good to finally see the shapes of normal men instead of power armored brutes!

>>55203688
OKAY!
>>55203702
I am ready to lift things

>>55203688
Sir.
>he gives a half-hearted salute

>>55203702
Alright, *cough* whaddya need?

>>55203688
If you say so. Be warned, I dropped out of high schola

>>55203628
>Matthias would enter once the opening was large enough.

>>55203656
Barrington. Keep an eye open for any signs of trouble. You see anything, you call it out before taking the shot.

>>55203702

>Nodding, asks to point the way.

>>55203702
Fair enough chap
*whispers*
Is that a uniform of some special forgeworld or...
>>55203745
Of course sir

>>55203702
...nice helmet

>>55203702
Pleasure to make your acquaintance
May I ask why your security system didn't recognize my credentials?

>>55203739
...how in the blasted eye of terror, have you managed too keep your bloody job?

>>55203702
>Matthias would give a quick salute to the man.
Major Matthias Wyvern, Unknown Regiment. 83rd army group, of the Exolos Crusade. I'll assume you're the Archmagos we were talking to.

>>55203713
>>55203722
>>55203745
>>55203749

This way please, ignore the bodies for now the research takes priority!

Sadly all our service servitors died trying to stop the Iron Warriors' advance so I'm afraid I can't call any to assist you on the duty

>There is a pyle of what pretty much seems necron tech stuffed in various munitorum boxes, as well as many datapads piled up for easy pick-up.

These are the items we're looking for. I have already started piling them up in here next to the transport.

>He aims at a civillian-grade truck.

Just need to get them into the transport before the Volcano becomes more unstable.

>>55203753

Well as arch magos xenologos I preffer the use of a white cape over that of a red one, as our cause to study the enemies of man for the benefit of the imperium often has us alienated from the main orders of the Omnissiah.

>>55203790
I dropped out because it was getting in the way of my job

>>55203784
That's because you don't have Ordo Xenos authorization.

>>55203790
Indeed. That would be me.

>>55203793
Okay shiny metal man
>he scoops up two boxes and marches towards the truck

>>55203793
>>55203753
I wear black robes because of my local forge world customs myself

>>55203793

>Idly, silently wonders if the existence of the Necron tech would bite them in the ass, before calling for his squad to start loading the boxes.

>As they start, berates his squad to be as careful as possible.

>>55203793
>>55203828
I see

>>55203793
Neat dataslates. hat are we doing, archive or censorship? Maybe even advanced censorship?

>Krux would be in an expert disguise, posing himself as a researcher

>As he saw Dephirion he would give him a firm nod

>>55203793
Oh nice tech
Got any tachyon arrows?

>>55203793
>Matthias would follow along, his eyes studying the passages for signs of combat as he passes through them.

So you're storing and studying Xenos weaponry here? And not a stone's throw away form the main force, either. Does the Lord General know about this research?

>>55203793
Well this isn't s-suspicious in the slightest.
>he calls to his squad
Alright boys, *wheeze* get loading. Don't give Johnston anything likely t-to explode if dropped, you know how *cough* he jitters.

>>55203847
>>55203871
Careful with those crates, a scarab may still be active in there...

And what we're doing is understanding how these automatons... these... empty machines function. So that we may find a way to kill them for good.

>>55203892
Okay Major, I and my team will go outside and warn you about any incoming threats

>>55203896
>steve throws the boxes on the truck
am i do good?

>>55203892
>Krux would interject, talking to Matthias

Xenos weaponry is one of our prime studying material. We have been authorised and commissioned to do so

>>55203892
>Rias had started to wonder off for some obvious and non-obvious reasions... mainly about the lack of shooting things so she looked for the armory to do her standard looting

>>55203896
Aaand they can explode because...

>>55203896
Archive it is
>The man picks up a slate, rapidly skimming through it before slapping a small identification sticker on it and moving to the next ones

>>55203847
>As he and is team are busy loading up the equipment. Wolfe would hear something coming from inside the back of the truck.
>It... It sounds like snoring...?

>>55203914
>There would be a loud grunt of pain, as one of the boxes haphazardly hits something at the back of the truck
OW!

>>55203943

>Alerted to the noise, orders his squad to read weapons.

>Hopping into the back, he slowly makes his way to the source of the noise, Bolt Pistol drawn.

>>55203969
Um,truck make Ow sound,sound truck be making Ow sound?

>>55203885
>He'll stay looking at you for a long while, as if analizing you. Possibly suspicious.

>>55203889
Not for your use, no. Don't touch them if you find them they may accidentaly fire.

>>55203892
Yes this was the perfect spot, if anything goes haywire we throw it to the lava. If something breaches containment the lab goes to the lava.

And I have recieved no words of any Lord General or any Guard garrison coming to defend the world. We've been cut off communications for a while, we didn't even know the Iron Warriors where here until it was too late!

>>55203893
I'd be more worried about something waking up than about something exploding so PLEASE be careful.

>>55203914
>Panics
CAREFUL CAREFUL! DON'T THROW THEM! let them on the floor carefully! That's where the pieces of a necron warrior are!

>>55203931
Explode?

>>55203938
>It contains data about necrons, both in behaviour when isolated from the so called 'overlords' as well as how they appear to be able to self-repair themselves.

>>55203987
So i throw softly?
>confused he trows another box unto the truck

>>55203924
>Matthias would raise a curious brow towards the sudden and mysterious appearance of the Tech Adept. A strange feeling in his guy going off, as the man speaks.

I see... So long as both the Orders Xenos, as well as the Lord General have authorized it.

>>55203927
>Fearing that his wife is once more acting like a Blood Raven. He would vox her.

Darling... I swear by the Emperor, if you're going what I think you're doing....

>>55203987
Nevermind, misheard something
>>55203980
It shouldn't.
Hey Archmagos, are you sure there are only three of you?

>>55204004
L-Like this.
>He'll demonstrate by grabbing a crate and placing it very carefully on the floor.

Simple right?

>>55203987
Oh, something *cough* waking up? W-Well, that's fine then, isn't it? It won't blow us up, it'll j-just climb outta the box an' murder us.
>his squad continue loading, now even more cautiously
>except Johnston, Emprah bless 'im

>>55203987
>Matthias would nod his head, as he follows along.

I see. How long have you been stranded here then? Since the rift opened up, and formed the Dark Imperium?

>>55203987
Wait aren't pieces of necrons very durable? And since they didn't teleport for fixing already shouldn't they be safe, unlike scarabs

>>55204028
As far as I am aware, aside from combat servitors and other machinery I am the only one alive I have found so far.

>>55204028
Should i hurt the truck then Belasya? you smart you should know
>>55204033
>slowly the Bullgryn places the box unto the floor correctly

>>55203987
Very uh... interesting data you have here.

>>55204052
>She points at >>55203885
And he?
>>55204053
Try to do it carefully, without throwing

>>55204046
We lost any means of communication about five months ago due to an incident with a Necron Tachyon misfire on the communications array. The damage was... outstanding. We had to rebuild it anew. Finished it up today.

>>55204048
I've seen these things flay out the skin of a man and wear it over after sixteen months of inactivity I wouldn't take any chances.

>>55204071
Indeed.

>would blatantly be fuming in silence at the sheer fucking heresy of the situation

>>55203969
>>55203943
>Realising that it shouldn't have made any sound, and that someone is now coming towards it. Whatever had made these sounds would go quiet for a long moment, before returning.

Uhm.... Beep.... Beep.... Boop... Beep... Uh'tha beepy toype noises.... Uhhhh.... Boop beep... Beep.... Beep....

>>55204087
I thought he had come with you? Whats the term... field intelligence?

>>55204087
>he places the boxes down gently,not wanting to displease his friend
Did...Did i do good?

>>55204109
Hmm, Major did we bring any researchers?
>>55204117
Yes you did good
>>55204099
Wait what was that?

>>55204099
>Me looks into the truck.
Oh so you're also alive!

Ignore the servitor inside, gentlemen, he should not be problematic.

>>55204117
Splendid job!

>>55204094
>Matthias would nod.

Understood. Once we've finished packing up your necessary equipment, I'll send word to the main base, before escorting you there.

>>55204094
I see, but still they are just peaces like arms and legs

>>55204022
>she swings a power axe to pop open the armory door
>she flicks her vox on
uhhh.... I'm not being a floozy that is.

>>55204099

>Finger on the trigger, smashes his foot several times against the side of the bed of the truck, hoping to scare whoever is in there and flush them out.

>>55204143
I appreciate it, Captain... colonel... sergeant... liutenant? Honestly I'm not fluent on Millitarum ranks at inmediate sight.

>>55204151
Not all of them.

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>>55204137
>Knowing that his bestest friend in the whole wide galaxy will vouch for him. The massive greenskins would begin acting like one of Depherion's robo t'ingys, as he makes his way out of the truck.
>Pic related comes out of the truck.

Beepy boopo beeps! Datz Roight! Iz is a Sir'v'tour, just loike da Warpsm- moi bestest frie- loike 'e said! An ya can't proves oi ain't! An even if ya could, I'd Krump ya good, ya damn git!

>>55204178
...is this yours?>>55204216

>>55204216
...

>A hand facepalms softly.

I never fixed his language module.

>>55204216
>internal screaming intensifies

>>55204244
Yes. Yes it is.

>>55204216

>Stares.

>After a moment, tells his squad to keep loading up the boxes,

>>55204282
Looks suprisingly like an ork, but that must be one of your Xenologist things, I guess

>>55204134
YAY! I do good, I go do more good

>>55204143
Michael, would you mind if I could have a quick word with you?
In private.
This very instant.

>>55204299
Greenskin repurposed for servitorial enhancements. Yes. One of our... I don't know if successful experiment is the right set of words.

>>55204249
>>55204244
>>55204264
>>The "Servitor", would be poorly doing the robot, as it continues to speak.

Der' ain't nut'in to see 'ere, ya gits! No sir'e! Jus' a nor'mal Sir'v'tour 'ere. One cuhvahed in X'PLO'DEH or'd'nence! Datz all day 'ere! Beep boop B'Ork!

>>55204216
Ummm...could you step out of the truck so we can pack in these boxes...

>>55204314
Seems pretty lucid for a servitor.

>>55204314
It looks very real I'll give you that, can you tell him to get out of the truck or help us to pack in boxes chap?

>>55204327
Is dat a friend person, why is he in the truck?

>>55204334
That's why I don't know if it was a success. It -did- make the greenskin ferociously loyal however.

>>55204324

...albeit I sometimes -wish it had worked better-. Because it stands out like a truck in the middle of the ocean.

>>55204324

>Utterly halting in his attempts to move the boxes, a look of pure loathing and apathy adorns his features.

>Dragging his squad with him, begins leaving the room.

>>55204350
Right.

>>55204324
B'ork help the troopers load the boxes into the truck. AND. BE. CAREFUL. WITH. THE. CONTENTS!

>>55204354
I don't know, just place this box inside and walk away slowly from the truck
>She goes away from the truck

>>55204327
Youz pansi gits don't get ta tell da Great Micheal B'Ork wot ta do! Why, if me bestest friend, da Warpsmif tol' me to, I'd bash yer' skull in, like a grot on Tuesday!

>Heaving and huffing after saying this. Micheal would finally realise everyone was staring at him.
*AHEM!* OI MEANZ! Yes 'Ur! Totally didn't say any't'ing else! You can't prove oi did!
>The Servitor would then makes it's way out of the truck.

>>55204392
> he does as told then backs away with her, standing well into her personal space

>>55204363
Well I'm gonna take the rest of these things that need filing and do it far away from it
>>55204403
...right

>>55204383
>The "Servitor" would clap it's metal covered feet together, before giving the tech-priest a salute.

Roight away, Warpsmif,- OI MEANZ! ROIGHT AWAY BOSS!
>the "Servitor" would begin helping the troopers load up boxes into the truck.

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>>55204403
>Facepalms. A loud clang is heard as his metal hand hits his metal head.

>Sighs.

As I said. Unstable.

>>55204403
...okay
>She looks at the archmagos

>>55204437
Why didn't you remove it's togue?

>>55204363
Oiz no wartruk, boss. Datz crahzeh! Iz an X'PLO'DEH Ork! OI MEANZ! OIZ A SIR'V'TOUR!

>>55204438
>Shrugs
Don't look at me we tried to make them servitors. We accidentaly turned into their bosses. The fact that one of them is still alive is impressive.

Anyways the truck seems quite loaded up already.

>He turns to B'Ork
>>55204434
Once the last Box is ready drive it to the Guard bas- let someone else drive the truck to the base.

>>55204438
Um that guy no normal, or is it just me?

>>55204437
ALLRIGHT
NO!
THIS IS THE LAST STRAW!
I HAVE BEEN PUTTING UP WITH YOUR BLATANT LACK OF PROPER IDENTIFICATION, THE OBVIOUS FACT THAT THERE HAVE BEEN NO IRON WARRIOR CORPSES SEEN AND YOU JUST HAPPENED TO PUSH THEM INTO THE MAGMA, THE OBVIOUS LACK OF ANY CLEARENCE FOR YOUR HERETICAL RESEARCH AND EVEN THE FACT THAT THAT ORK KEEPS CALLING YOU WARP SMITH!

BUT THIS IS IT!
THAT THING IS NOT A SERVITOR!
THAT IS A FUCKING ORK!
AND YOU ARE A FUCKING HERETIC!

>>55204505

>Offering to drive the truck, asks for an escort to go with him.

>>55204505
Sure t'ing, boss!
>The Servitor would quickly load up the remaining equipment into the truck.

>>55204533
You'z can't prove any o diz, ya flaming git! Oiz a gud ol Sir'v'tour! An you can't prove oi ain't! Ain't day Roight, boss? Beepo boopi!

>>55204493
>>55204485
You know that's actually a very nice idea. One I shall put into practice IF A CERTAIN GREEN MUSCLEMASS MESSES IT UP!

>>55204533
AGAIN WITH THE CRITICYSM FROM THE IMPERIAL CREED! I WILL LET YOU KNOW THAT THE MECHANICUS WAS HERE LONGER BEFORE YOUR CREDO STARTED SEEING THE TRUTH OF THE OMNISSIAH AS A GOD. NOW HE SITS IN THE GOLDEN CHAIR AS IT HAD BEEN FORESEEN AND YOU ALWAYS CRITICIZE US FOR 'NOT ADAPTING TO YOUR CREED' MAN IT UP OUR CREED WAS HERE BEFORE AND WE WERE RIGHT FROM THE START: THE EMPEROR IS THE OMNISSIAH! I WILL NOT BE CALLED AN HERETIC BY SUCH OF THE LIKE OF YOU!

>>55204589
Maybe we can argue about this AFTER we deliver your...research to base, at a cup of tea like cultured people that is, were not orks after all

>>55204567
SHUT IT GREENSKIN, IM KILLING YOU NEXT!
>>55204589
THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE CREED HERETIC!
THIS IS ABOUT FUCKING HERESY, AND YOU ARE A FUCKING HERETIC!
YOU ARE A CHAOS WARPSMITH!
YOU KILLED THE TECHPRIESTS HERE!
YOU MUST DIE FOR THE EMPEROR!

>>55204589
>The Servitor would visibly shrink, as his best friend starts to yell at the pointy hatted man.

Uh-oh... Da Boss angry againz... Oi should probably go give 'em a great big 'ug!
>After loading up the last box. B'Ork would waddle over to Depherion, and give him a hug. Loud cracking noises being heard, as B'Ork begins breaking his best buddy through his hug.

>>55204641
>>55204589
>Matthias would let out a loud sigh, as he proceed to face palm himself.

I hate my job...

>slowly, begins shuffling out of the way, his squad behind him, as if to shield them.

>>55204626
>Sighs and adjusts his robes.
Yes. Yes indeed you're right, my apologies for this outburst. Some of my colleagues say I have anger issues.

>>55204641
You have no proof of any of these claims, besides an unstable greenskin with whom we've messed the brain of calling me names upholds no proof.

>>55204655
>Metal bending

OMNISSIAH NO! NOT AGAIN! SOMEONE SHOOT IT! AAAAAAAAAH!

>>55204678
MATTHIAS, IF YOU CANT SEE AS CLEARLY AS I CAN THEN I MAY HAVE TO GET YOU RELIEVED FROM DUTY!

YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO WHAT HAS HAPPENED HERE!
GET OVER HERE AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!

>>55204690
Uhhh...
>He slowly walks away

>>55202604
Im gonna call you Wellie.

Rolled 8, 14 = 22 (2d20)

>>55204690
EXPERIMENTING.
ON.
XENOS.
IS.
FUCKING.
HERESY!
OPEN FIRE ON THE ORK MEN!

>>55204690
>>55204641
>The Servitor would wrap it's powerklaw covered arm around the priest as well. Pulling him into the tight hug as well.

Dun't yell! Der'z enough 'ugs ta go arow'nd!
>Micheal, d100 to resist the hug and not get broken bones. 65 is a success

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>55204731

>Meanwhile back at the base a mass of tentacles had made sandwiches and coco for the gang

>>55204678
>she walks out with two dollies worth of admech weapons and gear, whistling lightly

>>55204730
YES OPEN FIRE! OMNISSIAH PLEASE HELP! MY CHEST CAVITY IS-
>Loud wheezing
>Coughing
SOMEONE DISARM IT! LITERALLY!

>The metal chest engulfing his only left organic piece: The lungs is suffering from a powerful ork hug.

>>55204750
>The hug is simply far too strong for the priest to escape, and soon creaks and cracking sounds are heard from him, as his bones begin to break, and air is lost to his lungs.
>Once the man had passed out, B'Ork would simply go "Uh-oh", before dropping him and Depherion to the ground.

Oi t'ink oi broke da git...

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>55204783
Ummm
>Takes a shot with his las-pistol
Sorry ork-servitor chap, but you need to stop

>>55204798
>Gasps Coughs twice.
Get this priest to infirmary...
>Slowly and dizzily stands up...

And you...
>Turs to B'Ork.

GET TO THE TRUCK! NOW!

BAD BOY! YOU DON'T BREAK THE GIT!

>>55204825
I no sure what just happened

>>55204825
>Tries to help him get up
You okay chap?

>>55204864
I'm not sure either, but at least it's over

>>55204825
>Like a puppy who just pissed on the carpet. The Servitor would whimper as it made its way towards the truck.

Oi made 'em made again...

>>55204872
>>55204896

>Slowly regains his composture.
Ahem. Ahem. Ahem.
>Cough.
Ahem. Good...

>>55204864
>>55204811

Excuse that, gentlemen. Sometimes the behaviour of the 'servitor' goes... too caring for its owners. We're still trying to understand how the ork brain patterns are adapting to the mechanical contraptions we've put into their brains.

Or well his brain rather. I don't recall any of the other projects surviving.

Shall we go?

>>55204891
Can we go back to camp now belasya? Im hungry

>>55204942
Sure, when the truck leaves

>>55204934
Yes. I want to ride in a truck not filled with potentially life ending xenotech though
>the man hefts a heavy looking box of filed dataslates onto the back of the truck

>>55204825
>>55204798
>Matthias would massage the bridge of his nose. Not sure what the hell was going on right now.

>>55204771
>The moment he saw his wife once more acting like a Blood Raven. You could almost hear the sound of his mind shattering.

Throne above....

>>55204987
This is the only transport we could proccur in such short notice I'm afraid.

>>55204982
Yay! I will sit by you, you my friend, pretty friend

>>55204934
I see chap
>>55204990
So...do we go back to the base sir?

>>55204990
I'm at your dispossal major... was it major ri-
>>55204771
HEY! HEY HEY HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE THAT!

>>55205026
I don't think we there are enough seat in that truck, we'll have to walk

>>55205035
>Matthias would sigh, while nodding his head.

I'm afraid so. None of us have clearance to check if Depherion's story is true or not. Once we leave, I'll vox ahead, and have command send a team to investigate fully.

>>55205061
Aww, I will walk with you then!

>>55205070
>the priest is struggling back to his feet
HERETICAL, ALIEN, DAEMONIC LIES!

MATTHIAS!
DO NOT TELL ME FOR A SECOND YOU BELIEVE HIM!

>Ordering his squad to mount the truck, attempts to muscle his way into the Driver's seat.

>>55205124
>>55205070
Oh for Omnissiah's sake can we please go before the priest tries burning me alive?

>>55205124
>Matthias would sigh.

I never once said I believed him, Micheal. But we sadly don't have the clearance to see if he's lying. And neither you nor anyone else here, knows enough about logic engines to check his story.

>>55205184
I CALL SHOTGUN

>>55205058
Yes I can.
>she keeps walking to the transports they arrived in

>>55205223
>Closes his fist.
Relax... Relax... think on the bonsai.
>Calm down a bit.

Oh hells the bonsai!

>Runs to the truck and looks for it. Picks it up.

Ain't gonna let it get crushed by crates on the way back!

>>55205209
>Matthias would activate his vox bead.
This is company command, we're moving out in two minutes! Form up and get moving!

>>55205195
When we get that to bae, you're going to have to have your story checked out.

>>55205267
Nice tree

>Starting the Truck's engine, familiarizes himself with the controls.

>>55205195
Of course fellow member of the machine cult
> leans in close
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>>55205276
Yes, yes protocol. I will check it out with your Local Ordo Xenos inquisitor.

>>55205267
>she's forcing a battle servitor chassis into the truck
I know it'll fit... come on...
Someone give me a hand and you'll get a neat radiation gun

>>55205209
AT LEAST TELL ME THAT YOU WONT JUST RIDE HIS TRUCK DIRECTLY BACK TO BASE!
IT COULD BE CORRUPTING!
IT COULD EXPLODE!

>>55205276
Okie dokie, where belasya go, belasya! We are leaving

>>55205333
Okay
>She begins to follow the truck

>>55205321
It has buckets seats and a DAB radio with a cassette deck, of course we're taking his truck

>>55205293
Thank you. It took me seven years to have it this well ordered.
>It is quite a small bonsai but well cut and quite healthy.
>>55205304
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>>55205317
Just carry it yourself you dae- insolent! The machine spirit is suffering!

>>55205321
It won't explode. It won't corrupt it's just necron bits! The worst that could happen is they wake up.

>>55205321
The rest of us are walking alongside it. If he tries to run, we blow him and his cargo up.

>>55205276
Hear you loud and clear
>Follows the truck

>>55205349
Heu Belasya, what is you home like, I don't remember mine, I want to hear about yours

>>55205357
WHAT IN THE EMPEROR DID YOU JUST SAY?
NECRONS?
FUCKING XENOS?
FOR WHAT IMAGINARY PURPOSE?

>Meanwhile back at the base mass of tantacles and limbs has finished grill sandwiches and coco, which is pernamently warm

>>55205357
Wait a minute# I remember you! We were students on cylcosrathe together
So you joined the ordos xenologist? How's the plant you were always so careful of?

>>55205417
Tearing them appart to expose its insides and figure out how they work, mostly, understanding their weaponry, learning a weaponized way for destroying them for good...

>>55205432
The ordos reductor does similar experiments typically on tryanids

>>55205357
>bolt round is accidentally fired at the ground
Whoops... I guess I dropped that.
>she forces it in then stares at the Magos

>>55205429
Ah my friend! It's been a loooong time!
>A mechadentride raises it for easy viewing.
Still alive. So frail yet so strong.
Last I saw you you weren't with a guard regiment!

>>55205432
>Michael would be shaking in fury at this, unable to even speak

>>55205432
Oooh did you find something out about necrons?

>>55205469
>His head bows softly in a 'You keep silent I keep silent manner'
I would appreciate if you were more careful with the weaponry, young girl. It may one day belong to a member of the Adeptus Astartes

>>55205479
Ahh yes I'm lying low after a stint in the big =I= went south
Hey, remember when we stole the arch magos' mechadendrites? And made a scarcrowvitor out of then and it scared him so bad he oiled himself?
Good times

>>55205520
>Brings out a dataslate.
I know what powers them up. That green glowing energy?
I saw faces in it... skeletical faces...
If you stop the frames... it's almost magic! Fascinating but.. at the same time horrifying! Theories claim that an item that disrupts the warp could maybe kill them, as they think they might be souls!

I tend to disagree however, as their own very nature seems to be anathema to the warp.

>>55205511
>Smirks

>>55205536
>Loud Metallic laughing.
Ah the youth, when we had more bone and flesh than metal in our bodies...

Hm Remember when the Arch Magos' Cogitator said 'ASS BLASTED' everytime he tried to use the words 'Emergency Procedure'?

Ah... It slaps me on the knee...

Wait. You had trouble with the I?

>>55205552
>storms off with his bodyguard retinue back to the camp in total silence

Glad we at camp now, where is food, im hungry

>>55205528
And You may one day be too valuable to leave behind honored Magos
Let's mount up. This volcano is rather... putrid
>she wonders off to find Matthias

>>55205404
Well my home is filled with beutiful trees and gardens, multiple plazas and sculptures, also many crystals
Oh were here

>>55205639
I agree with your statements. Both of them.


We've already unearthed as much xenotech we could from this volcano. The Lava's already consumed most of the few necron artifacts left... and it's rising. At least no necron army will arise to mess with us!

>>55205647
Hmm sounds nice, you miss it?

>A bunch of plates with grill sandwitches and cups of warm coco materialize in front of the gang
>Faint screeeching is heard
>After that Pawn begins to again refurnish commissars room
>He paints walls in different shades of blue, making some sort of abstract paiting out of them
>He arranges he collection of...stuff in small boxes with glass windows
>He leaves a box of chocolate and pernamently warm coco with note"Be happy :)"

>>55205701
Interesting...

>>55205691
Eh it's nice, but I'm happy to explore

>>55205701

>Unwilling to look a gift horse in the mouth, Wolfe and his men begin consuming the sandwiches and drink in order to restore their energy.

>>55205761
I don't remember much of home, only that it was dirty, I like guard, send me places, give me boots, then I meet you, I like you much, lets get food

>>55205701
Oh this is...strange
>>55205736
Some peeps in the regiment call periodically appearing mass of tantacles, limbs and wahtever Pvt.Notas Pawn or something

>>55205701
Neat, sammiches
>The man takes two sandwiches, then sits next to van Kleez, passed out and propped against a box
Look, sammiches
>the man drops the sandwich on van Kleez's lap

>>55205736
>meanwhile at base, Michael has written 547 different reports of corruption and heresy to every official listed in the regiments databanks.
>he was now writing up the 548th

>>55205780
Fair enough
>>55205701
And it seems like someone already made us a lunch

>>55205820
Yay! I love lunch, food is almost as good as boots

>>55205801
Hm. Odd. I am quite sure that is not suppossed to occur, mister...
>He waits for a name or surname or a rank for that matter to formally reffer to him.

>>55205925
Oh I'm Barrington Von Gladstone, was a colonel, then retired, then decided to volunteer and a private right now

>>55205925
>As they arrive on the guard base. B'Ork would be attending to resist every urge in his orkish body, to not unleash a terrible WAAAGH!!! against the humans all around him.
>From the look of things, his limited mental and will power capacity was failing....
>"Got ta resist da urge ta WAAAGH!!!"

>Matthias in the meantime, would be busy filling out paperwork work and reports, related to the investigation. As well as a strongly worded recommendation, that the tech-priest they had recovered, be killed as a heretek.

>>55206149
MATTHIAS, I HAVE A SOLUTION TO OUR MUTUAL ORK ISSUE

>she get's a squad to get her new "acquisitions" to the armory as she goes to find Matthias

>>55206190
>Matthias would remotely unlock his office door.

Yes Micheal, of course you can come in! My door is always open for you!

>He would put down his dataslate, and would turn his chair towards Micheal once he had entered.

>>55206149
>A bottle of amasec, two grill sandwiches with notes "Matthias" and "Michael" and two coco's materialize in Matthiases desk
*faint screeeching*

>>55206230
Now Matthias, my good friend.
We cannot allow that ork to wander around through camp. The consequences could be disastrous.
I propose an assassination.
We ask him to carry something, he picks it up, walks, and then it explodes and kills him.
Can you see any potential issues with this plan?

>>55206254
>Matthias quickly gets rid of it. Neither wanting, nor needing this sort of warp bullshit.
>Besides. He had already eaten his meal bricks (as dry as it was.)

>>55205579
Oh I forgot about that!
And yes I was an interagtor under quixos who didn't ask questions. After he was executed for treason and heresy I figured it was a good time to disappear and who would check a guard regiment? It's the perfect hiding place

>>55205969
Oh, good. Pleased to meet you, Private Gladstone.

>>55206101
>COLDEST LOOK HE'S EVER RECIEVED YET.

>If looks could talk this one would say 'If you fuck it up right now I'm submerging yer face on lava'

>>55206428
Indeed. Nobody ever checks on the 'cogboys' of a guard regiment.

>>55206288
>Rias waits outside his door, tapping her foot

>>55205805
>the smell of grilled cheese wafts into the vents of his respirator
>he blearily opens his eyes
Oh hey, s-sammiches.
>he looks around, rubbing his eyes
Wait, since when did w-we get back to base? Have I *cough* missed anything important?

>>55206589
>The man looks over to the ork walking in circles covered in bombs and the strange new techpreist, then behind him at the large truck heaving with boxes full of desiccated necrons and other xenos tech
Nah

Sooo...

This is the so called imperial base on the sector...

I imagined it bigger.

I mean. If Iron Warriors are invading I imagined more troops.

>>55206589

>Sipping on cocoa, quietly mutters to Van Kleez to keep an eye on the Archmagos.

>>55206521
Yeah this regiment is great! Everyone is too jaded or dense to notice or care about my xeno tech collection. I even have a wraithlord and no one cares

>>55206276
>>55206276
>Matthias' left brow would raise slightly, upon hearing such an idea out of the blue.

Do you have any idea what would happen if, say, your plan failed? First if all, such an attempt might very well cause the "Servitor", to act out, and start killing everyone around him.
>He would begin typing into his dataslate, while continuing to talk.

Secondly, if the tech-priest is indeed telling the truth, whatever the odds of that are. It would be a disaster for both our regiment, as well as the crusade force. As every tech-adept might very well refuse to assist us with repairs. And I shouldn't have to tell you how few people there are, who can repair an Eviserator chainsword. Let alone, a Leman Russ battle tank.

>After signing his signature upon the dataslate, he would send off the report, before turning it off and putting it down on the desk.

Don't mistake my words for signs of chaos or corruption. I know damn well how you feel about this "Depherion". But there are rules and regulations both written, and unwritten, that I have to follow in my job. And one of those includes "Don't mess with the Tech-priests, if you want your guns to keep functioning".

So, until command gives me the order to act and take him down. You're simply going to have to wait, and give up on any attempt to assassinate either Depherion or his Servitor.

Now then... Is there anything else I can help you with, Micheal. Or will that be all?

>>55206670
A wraithlord? That's wonderful! would you mind if I saw it?

>>55206644
Eh one traitor legion is no big
We one fought of a waghh a tomb world awakening two traitor legions a blood crusader, sept expansion force and dark eldar raiding force at once

>>55206521
>B'Ork would visibly shrink at the look his bestest friend was giving him.
>It wasn't a very nice look....
Beep boop beep...

>>55206679
Sigh, you somehow remain able to act in the most logical way possible Matthias, I have no idea how you do it.

But standard procedure for suspected heretics that cannot be killed for some reason is normally temporary imprisonment.
I mean, when has this regiment started letting suspected heretics and actual xenos just walk around doing whatever they want?

>>55206682
Of course it's in my work shop
I'm using it as a hat rack until I can figure out how to make it not hate me

>>55206718
Impressive.

>>55206734
Better.
>He recieves a thumbs up.

>>55206748
Since the beginning
Our first company captain used to be a world eater
> gelt says this while walking by showing the "tech priest" the way to his work shop

>>55206748
Yay! You no yell for once

>>55206755
Imaginative. I'm most impressed.

>>55206748
>Matthias would have to resist the urge to just shout out "REALLY!? REALLY!?!".
>Instead, his face would remain normal.

Don't think I haven't taken precautions, Micheal. I'd be an idiot if I didn't. But considering this is, at the very least a Tech-priest, and at the very worst, a high level heretek with plans for every possibility. I'm not going to risk the lives my men, or anyone else, watching over him in a makeshift prison cell.

>>55206734
>upon seeing the ork, his face contorts into a look of shock and anger
>he jumps to his feet, his hand diving into his coat, fingers wrapping around his trusty ice pick
>he only hesitates when he realises the ork is not infact charging around murdering and screaming, but is instead sitting in the corner looking glum

>>55206641
There b-better be a damn good *cough* explanation for this, an' I got a sinkin' feelin' that there ain't.

>>55206768
Beep boop boop beep beep B'Ork!

>>55206783
Wha...
What.
WHAT IN THE EMPERORS NAME DID YOU JUST SAY?

>>55206825
> gelt had already walked away

>>55206834
COME BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!
GELT!
I COMMAND YOU!

>>55206842
He is yelling again

>>55206811
>This totally isn't an Ork. It's just a Combat Servitor with Green skin, and covered head to toe in TnT and Claymore mines. Nothing to see here!
>See! It's even (albeit poorly) doing the robot! It has to be a Servitor!

>>55206842
If you hurry you can catch him.
>she ushers him out of the office then shuts the door behind them
Matthias...

>>55206842
>>55206834
>Matthias would let out a loud sigh, once Micheal was out of his office, and was far away.
>His head would immediately impact the desk, as he begins to mumble.

I hate my job....

>>55206842
>>55206791
> gelt is in his workshop at this point out of earshot
That's the eternity gate im working on. Right now I can only get a stable portal about with a range of a klom or two but working on it

>>55206876
>Steve punches the door open
DO YOU HAVE BOOTS?

>>55206811
You're right, there isn't

>>55206876
>Matthias would groan as soon as he heard his wife enter his office.

Throne of Terra.... Can't I get a break?

>He would lift his head up, and would sit back in the chair. His eyes directed towards his wife.

Yes, Darling?

>>55206940
> steve completely removes the door
WHERE ARE THE BOOTS

>>55206911
>Michael would soon give up on trying to find him, having no idea how to navigate the camp
>he would instead check his dataslate to see if his "generous donation" had arrived to the ecclisiarchal leaders of the sector.

>>55206925
>Matthias would unlock the holster for his hellpistol, before lifting it up, turning off the safety, putting the barrel to his mouth, and pulling the trigger.
>A half second later, he would come back to his senses, as he realises he had just thought about offing himself.
>"I need some help...."
>Shaking away the thought for the moment, he would come back to reality.

Steve. You just ruined my office door.... Why would I give you any boots, if I had them?

>>55206925
>she gets an extra boot from the dresser and hands it to the Bullgryn
Anything else? The priest has many boots.

>>55206911
Hm...
>He looks it aroudn a bit.

Have you tried using the eldar gems to empower the receptacle power via an a powersurge trascendence?

>>55207010
Because I love boots and I good soldier
>>55207020
Ye

>>55207061
Yes... But you just broke down my office door....

>>55207080
Thats cuz lady locked it and I wanted in

>>55207095
>>55207080
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE, THIS IS WHY WE CANT HAVE NICE THINGS.

AND MATTHIAS, DO YOU KNOW HOW MY DELIVERY IS PROGRESSING?

>>55206935
>he sighs deeply
However did I guess.
>he slumps back to the ground, looking defeated, and starts eating the toastie

>>55206647
Aye, I'll attempt to. I d-don't trust him, but Gelt vouches for him an' I vouch for Gelt, so I guess we'll just *wheeze* wait an' see.

>>55207024
Yeah but combining eldar and necron tech caused a spiritual feedback that summoned angry eldar ghosts. That why the wraithlord is de active right now it's determined to kill me.
Here are the gauss flayers I moded to be aesthetically the same as a plasma gun but performance wise still the same in order to make it not obvious it's xeno tech

>>55207095
... Actually... I know where you can get some boots. But you have to leave now, in order to get them!

I hear the new tech-priest has lots of left boots he has no idea what to do with.

>>55207146
Oh oh what new tech priest, where is he

>>55207125
Hmm...

Wait how many eldar gems you have in your collection?

>>55207115
>>55207080
>>55207095
My are they always this loud?