Cringe Thread

>>55198365
Based Boomy. I'd be alright with him. The three chicks are out though.

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>>55198365

>>55198425
The only good thing from the backstory

>>55198445
??? Sorry, I don't get it.

Bumping with some info on the game.

Using UniSystem for a !notTrigun scifi wildwest game. It has a lot of parallels with the actual Wild West and events that happened in it. The "Natives" he's talking about are tall, feathered insectoids that communicate in chirps, whistles, and clicks like irl bugs.

Humans came along about 100 years ago from ARK ships carrying populations from Earth that fled due to global disaster. AI was going to take them a supposedly habital planet (nitrogen/oxygen atmos, h2O, detected from long range probes) in a binary star system. The ARKs had been travelling close to light speed for a couple hundred years and due ti wear and tear, lack of testing, subparmartiels, and even some AI's failing - a lot of ships broke up in atmos or crash landed. This decimated the remaining human pop and the genetic material brought with them. One ship's reactors went nuclear during its decent and rained fallout over a large area, destroying the population of a large bronze age empire. That's the gist of it I guess

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>>55198365
*shows up to play*

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>>55198365
Nope

>>55198520
>??? Sorry, I don't get it.
All dat sharpe edge.

>>55199251
Fuck no.

Actually, Timothy will actually probably be disappointed with how most people play DnD. I wonder if he became disenchanted and left the hobby, or adapted and became a decent player, or bloody-mindedly stuck with edgelords and became a 1000% turbo-injected That Guy.

>>55198365
I see that this is very magical reemy. Im not sure you will be a fit for my games. Maybe try the game finder thread on 4chan

Apart from that, im not following peoples motives in this "story at all"
>Boomy lets her kill the rest of his team.
Why, if he is such a 'cunt' he would of not just put her in the ground.
>Suicide vest part.
I have NO idea what is going on here.

>>55199939
Ah the suicide vest.
It was so no other NPC/PC's try killing him or so he can threaten them for whatever he wants.

>>55199999
fucking get mate.

>NPC/PC's try killing him or so he can threaten them for whatever he wants.
oh. Fuck this guy. No way would I want to game with him.
That would put him on the grey part of the blacklist me and a few other online gms share.

>black
is for nasty, dickheads, cheaters. people who ruin games for no reason
>grey
is for meme heavy, special snowflakes, not our type of gamer

>>55200076
Yeah I'd agree with that. Finished our first session (posted this during a break) and boy was it shit.

>characters all have reason for being in a town we discussed earlier
>him "I donno I fell asleep in some wagon and ended up here"
>goes to saloon where other player already are
>decides to "nap" in the horse trough
>has a lonely laugh about it then goes inside
>"my character starts playing with c4"
>one pc is very much considering killing him
>doesnt :(
>he flips the table because why not
>much later he needs to find a place to sleep
>blows hole in ground and sleeps in it
>over the course of the game he also:
>argues with a man on why he can't fill up bottles with rag in them with gas at a gas station
>smoke bombs /everything/
>people don't like this shit
>mustard gasses the sheriffs office
>pc's sorta let it slide because lawmen here were baddies
>mustard gasses innocents
>blows up buildings
>rigs building to blow up with PC's inside
>fires grenades into middle of combat with other PC's around
>burns down a residential district in another town because the circus was in and they had a "talking" Native
>jokingly tries to get people to flip the switch on his suicide vest because his char doesn't know it's fake

Step one would be to look through the other players that have applied to join my game. If I find 4 that don't have any obvious problems, both of these players get rejected because I've got a full group.

If I don't have enough players for whatever reason, I'll try to salvage them. Maybe I can, maybe they will entertain me with a meltdown.

>>55198365
My instruction to him would be to rewrite the backstory to follow my two standard rules regarding backstories:
- The backstory can only include what the PC knows. For example if there is an event x that the PC did not witness directly, it can't be included in the backstory. But other characters telling the PC that x happened can be.
- Anything not included in the backstory is something I'll decide upon.

>>55199251
Why would the party be willing to have your character travel with them ?

I will also warn you that, should the majority of the group have a good in-character reason to leave your PC behind then they will be allowed to do so. Should that happen, your PC will become an NPC and you will have to roll a new character if you want to continue in this game.


>>55200793
Does your party have any in-character reasons to keep him travelling with them ?

>>55200846
One guy, we'll use S for him
S is close gym buddies with the dude who made that character. S hasn't heard the backstory because he wants to find it all out in-game but he knows it's pretty cringy from the small things he allowed me to tell him. S decided to help control that character by making his PC her brother. He feels bad about just killing the PC outright or abandoning it without at least trying to fix it, and he knows this dude would make a revenge character if that happened.

Other than that we have a cyborg cowboy and a crazy prospector with absolutely no ties to that character

>>55199999
Checked
>>55199359
>turbo-injected
For some reason I'm now imagining this guy making engine sounds while he plays
>"vroom vroom"
>"No Tim, you've already spent your summoning action for this turn"
>"NYOOOOM"

>>55199251
I was fine with it up until he mentioned being evil was his "soul and motivation."

Honestly, I'd even be fine with Evil if CE wasn't his immediate choice, since most other Evil characters are at least capable of working together.

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>>55201033
>literal turbo edglelord

Got a good chuckel out of me, and probably a character I'd accept as long as they didn't get too serious about it.

>>55200793
and he moves to the blackpart.
>starts playing with C4
Why didnt stuff get sorted here. "Hey dude. This seems a little too silly. If you want to play your welcome but dont fuck around"
>fires grenades into middle of combat with other PC's around
He gets kicked out now. That would be my tipping point. The other stuff can be just poor jurgement. But when your fucking with other peoples fun you are no longer in my game.

>>55201867
playing with c4 is the least stupid thing there

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>>55198365

>>55198365
>Mexican
>furry
>paints his space muhreens with my pretty pony colours

watch this guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIw5L4n7MUc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCurHCPYm44

>>55200793
>>rigs building to blow up with PC's inside
>>fires grenades into middle of combat with other PC's around

I'm not sure I've ever played a character who wouldn't respond to either of those by at least shouting at his character.

>jokingly tries to get people to flip the switch on his suicide vest because his char doesn't know it's fake

It might be time for your PC to get drunk, then flick the suicide switch. One of two things will happen:
- He will now know in-character that the switch doesn't work.
- The GM will make the vest go off. At which point you just sit back and watch the shitstorm between him and the GM.

I guess I would set it up so that this character falls down a lot, like slipping on banana peels and shit

>>55202477
I was guessing op posted it in order of how it happens.

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>>55199251
Roll20 applications are the worst

>>55203725
3.5 anime game.... gross.

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>>55198365
>Any questions?
Amazing.

>>55203725
You know they say all writing is in some way autobiographical, do you think Corbin had a hard life?

>>55203725
>believes religion is a cancer
Approved!

>>55202612
If the vest doesn't go off then, if you have the right skills, you have the option of fixing it.

I suggest this because I expect that a vest that the player knows is fully functional will cause his PC to behave differently despite his in-character knowledge being unchanged.

Now you get to see how the GM handles blatant metagaming.

>>55204062
I think Corbin is probably just a teenager

>>55204062
I think someone who let corbin into there game before he is on CNN as a mass shooter

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>>55204126

>>55198365
you can't make a cringe thread without posting what you told them about the campaign setting

>>55199219
did you tell your players that you didn't want some GoT in Space-tier edginess going on?

and when you say Wild West . what Wild West? Historic? Hollywood? Spaghetti Western?

>>55199999
obviously. deny that.

>>55200076
just deny the request, you little faggot. nobody wants to game with morons who can't simply deny unreasonable requests and instead of to write up some lists.

>>55200793
>"I donno I fell asleep in some wagon and ended up here"
Sorry, dude, you gotta be a little more creative than that.

>one pc is very much considering killing him
>doesnt :(
>he flips the table because why not
"Timeout. This is a serious game and you're just jerking around. If you don't know what to do, you can suggestions to get you started. If you just want to dick around, you'll get the boot."

>>55204909
The list is for the group of gms. We dont want to waste our times with people who dont fit or play style just come in to troll.
Like I said. I would of put his name on the grey list and not taken him other grey list stuff is just being too silly.

If the other GM's got an app from him they would of been on notice about his crazy backstory but are free to take him.

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>>55203725
>preferred class: Crusader

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oh boy, is it that time again

>>55208666
>aloness

>>55208666
>Faverd
>aloness
>his parents where killed

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>>55208666
>mucle

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>>55208666
>tho the killers knew not he was in the closet

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>>55208666
Glad I have this saved still

>>55199999
fucking quints

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>>55209807
my fucking sides

>>55198365
Would you prefer to have this guy's backstory or "I'm a human druid?"

>>55198365
The worst one I've ever seen https://pastebin.com/9M8mwuJP

I'd have put it in an image but the guy on roll20 deleted it.

Not as cringy as what I do.

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I can't believe nobody posted Darth Jesus of Mandalore yet.

>>55209958
can i get a tl:dr?

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The real cringe is players who can't handle violence in games.

>>55210005
I really wish you could anon, but it's basically a stream of teenage angst and some time travelling eugenics skeleton.

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>>55210007
imagine being this much of a fucking beta

>>55210007
What the fuck happened.

>>55210039
desu this would make a decent npc

>>55200793

Can you explain to me how this character is able to afford being a walking bomb armory?

>>55210007
On one hand I too don't like over the top gore. Alot of the time it feels magical reemie. I left a game once because of it all the while the gm was sitting there with a grin so wide he looked like a southpark Canadian

On the other this fucker sat there and didnt even notice his lady was upset. Then blamed the GM 2 days later

>>55210039
So every GoT character out there. THE text that IS LIKE THIS makes it look WORSE THEN IT REALLY is!!!

>>55210147
"She makes it all herself" Bumda psss

>>55210056
Kidnapping and spiked demon cat demon penis. Not her fetish. The most fucked up thing was he purposely made the demon look exactly like her dead dad. Like I knew he was going through shit after his wife walked out on him. But I always thought the bruises were mutual. She fights He fights. Guess I was just in denial. I just. I knew this guy since highschool. It really fucked things up. Anyways, I started gaming with the 'gay' couple after that, and it was surprisingly ok. System was weird but story was coolish.

They like the cowboys in space, Firefly. I was hesitant but We just finished a story about our boss bombing out the atmosphere of a rival farming planet. Long story short, we sided with the rebels and took out our boss in revenge. We lost like half the party, but we're remembered as redeemed heroes after the fuck up maffia cronies we started the game as. GF even took the final bullet saying it was ok. Like this was her ending the game on her own terms ... We had so much makeup sex after that fight. Not going to lie acting like a fucking jackass and then turning the Gat guns against my IC Boss left pretty good.

So yeah fuck ups but live and move on.

>>55209997
This should be put writing text books and be used as a case study.

>>55209997
So when my brain nopes out of reading stuff like this after the first sentence, is it considered passing my SAN check?

>>55210007
>>55210056

Yeah I want to know what happened.

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>>55210452
Anon, I'm just more confused now

>>55211237
>Not reading between the lines
Demon rape

>>55211580
Right right, I suppose I was drawn in by all the "backround" details

>>55210056
>>55210045
>>55210899
Basically we were playing a post-apocalyptic GURPS game and his gf's character had snuck into the enemy warlord's base with the goal of assassinating him. The party had killed a small group of his men on a patrol and taken their swag which included gas masks. So she figured she could disguise herself as one of the skinnier men they'd killed. She had the best bluff/stealth skills including actual acting skill. Problem was she had no idea how this guy acted, so the acting was pretty improvised, and once she got inside claiming the rest of the patrol had been wiped out by monsters she was quickly found out. The resulting firefight ended with her shot in the leg. The warlord pinned her down and raped her in front of his men, then stuck his thumb in her bullet wound as he brought her to orgasm. She had to make an HT check to avoid passing out, which she failed. So when she woke up she was in a cell. Here she saw two of their friends, a married couple they had helped before. Upon realizing she knew them, the warlord made his gf's character beat one of them to death with a hammer, otherwise both of them would be killed. He said if she were to kill one of them the other would be spared, so the selfless thing to do would be to kill one so that at least one of them would survive. She was also forced to choose so she chose to save the man because she picked randomly but the warlord smiled and told her she had to kill the other one. So she was forced to beat her old friend to death with a hammer, which I described, and then she had to make a Will check to avoid being overcome by grief. She passed. The warlord then brought her up to the roof and threw her off onto the rebar spikes directly below. She fell so that they went through her legs and stomach, but missed her lungs or anything really vital, so she was alive for quite a while, and crows started pecking her eyes out and she couldn't fight them off because her arms were broken.

>>55209997
I can't read this. It's fascinating, my vision just slips right off of the text box every time I look at it, like it's some sort of memetic Teflon. This could be a groundbreaking key to the next step of military camouflage.

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>>55198365
>wiped out; bar her
Who the fuck writes like this?

>treated them with interest. Horrific interest
What the fuck does that mean?

>if they're edible (alive)
What the fuck does THAT mean?

>how they cook, how they work
So "horrific interest" implies a desire to know if something is edible, assuming that all things alive are edible which is not what edible means, and also how they cook their own food, and what sort of jobs they have?

>etc etc
You can't have multiple ect., it already means more things.

>extra unique
That's literally impossible.

>she was "suggested" to leave the military
Has this person ever heard another human being speak English in their life?

I'm done, I can't take any more.

>>55212458
Honestly, as soon as a GM says he's going to have your character raped, if you don't just leave, it's like, I don't know what to expect. It's like if someone is wielding a knife and saying they'll stab anyone who comes up to them, and you walk up and get stabbed. Yeah, they're the one who stabbed you, but you are kind of at fault as well for not just walking the fuck away.

>>55212785
>an imaginary character getting raped, and a real person getting stabbed, are comparable
Okay.

>>55213175
Inability to understand metaphors is a sign of autism, anon.

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>>55210007

I took a cap from the post that came from if you wanted it.

>>55213311
It was a shit metaphor.

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>>55203725

> tfw Christian Fundamentalist named Corbin

>>55213497
I made that post. But thanks for the cap.

>>55212458
Ok yeah, I'm with them now. Shit dude.

>>55210039
madman killed the sandsnakes

hes fine by my book

>>55212458
that game sounds kinda hilarious, if only because its the perfect place to use up all your "that guy'ness" and be perfectly justified

>>55214515
I enjoyed your posts across the various threads, as I do similar things with my group. Unlike yours, however, my group does not have adverse reactions to it, as they expect it. I do have to ask, why is the group so sensitive? Did they not know what to expect?

>>55212458
Jesus Christ anon. I'm all for having dark games, but you can really only go so far before it starts becoming distasteful. I don't think there are that many people outside /tg/ that can handle that much edge my dude.

>>55212458 >>55213497

So bad gming . See what I meen about gore being fetish fuel. Take this stuff to f-list

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>>55210039

>>55212458
Well, you're just sick.

>>55199251
The character is fine for an evil campaing.
However, it would be hard to find a reason for him to join a good group of adventures.

>>55203725
I'm more curious about how D&D 3.5 mixes with Persona and the Crusader class.
I don't think the idea of an atheist crusader is completely absurd and unable to be implemented. That is, there is militant atheist, so in some context there could be the more extreme atheist crusaders?
But how this all ties with Persona it's hard for me to see.

>>55213497
Seems like your typical real life warlord-behavior if you ask me.

>>55210007
>can't handle violence

Look: It's not so hard to make sure everyone's on the same page when you're playing. You know how some people don't like if you're using rp as a vehicle to graphically describe gay sex every 5 minutes, or jiffing with every animal that crosses your partys path?

Funfact: There is literally no difference to doing that, and graphically describing how you hack apart people and decorate yourself with their entrails or whatever. The only measure of if it's okay or not, is if the people at the table are okay with it. You don't even need to use fancy tumblr-words like TRIGGER WARNING or shit like that, this is pretty basic stuff that's been around since humans interact. Bonus tip for insensitive people: If you act out the rape of a PC half an hour after they told you sexual violence in game is a no-no for them, you're probably gonna get punched (this isn't a made-up thing by the way, I went to cons for a long time and I've seen quite a few people who apparently can't into basic rules of human interaction).

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>>55209776
At lest go all the way with the pic

>>55212458
I'm not sure how plausible it is for the character to orgasm in such circunstances.

Here's some cringe for you all.

>Old friend wants to try GM'ing
>He attempts to start a group...
>Cool!
>..with all his friends from high school who now hate/have nothing in common/want nothing to do with each other.
>Oh no.
>He's adamant.
>Everyone is..nice, but it's clear they love the game but hate each other.
>Lots of IC and OOC sulking and dramas start to lead to meet up sessions being discussions on how to solve said IC and OOC dramas.
>Still he persists
>Still the players come forth, trying to have 'their' version of fun and deny it to the others.
>GM's GF eventually quits the game, though it was clear she was only playing because GM wanted her to.
>Gets so bad with his attempts to make it all work that she leaves him.
>Eventually people stop giving a shit and stop turning up.
>Now he's alone with lots of things he spent a fortune and so much time on, sans his girlfriend and his friends.

Last I heard of him he turned into a government drone with no sense of fun.

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>>55208666
>he was in the closet
Yes

>>55212458
A little context goes a long way, because now it seems completely justified to quit that shit.

>>55219416
Can people sharing a common hobby really have it that hard getting along with eachother?

>>55219509
Yes. Very much so. We had the grimdarkfag. We had the capeshitfag. We had the realismfag. We had the ruleslawyer. We had the autist. We had the god-bother who would sulk whenever something didn't go his way. We had thatgirl who would do all of the above. We had the GF who got the lion's share of attention but gave the least amount of shits.

It was like a perfect storm of people who should on paper get along, but in reality, we were all insufferable cunts to each other.

>>55219540
It actually sounds pretty funny as long as I don't have to endure it myself~

Reminds me of watching a guy play Vampire with his wife and his mistress at once, trying to keep the secret meanwhile. You know what they say about hubris.

>>55212458

Virt, is that you?

>>55219564
Yeah. It was pretty educational for me at least. I've been gm'ing myself for a long while and the mistake was not having a session zero. The only thing we had in common was we knew each other from high school. That was it. Years ago. Some of us had gone onto be successful, others not so much, which must have planted some seeds of discontent. I personally would have had them all together for a bit and see if there was any chance of bonding before committing to a game.

Hubris might have had a part in it too. He wouldn't take any criticism and thought he had the best way to resolve these problems because he had done a management course and was watching some e-celeb DM channel. didn't help.

Either way, that's my contribution to cringe. Not in a "Ha ha, dude lol" way, but in a "You poor bastard." way.

>>55199251
>>55203725

Why is it even in """text-only""" games almost nobody on Roll20 can write decent English? If they can, 95% of their characters will be this kind of shit, or a tehehe cute anime girl ^^.

>>55219607
Our last campaign that failed also suffered massively from a lack of session zero, I guess. It was a Mage game, and we ended up with characters that wanted to spend their life on totally different things, so that's what they ended up doing in-game. We dropped that thing after a couple sessions because even though the player chemistry was on point, the character chemistry just didn't work.

>>55213497
>ripped one of the female character's eyes out with a crowbad
Now that's just ridiculous.

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>>55219509
Ever heard of football supporters?

>>55212458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCiFO7qV54E
Follow your leader, desu.

>>55204660
Are you kidding? Religion is the edgiest shit ever. Go read the Bible or the Quaran or the Torah and look at all the edgy shit. For fuck's sake, God commits genocide and damns countless humans to an eternity of torture for the pettiest of reasons.
And that's not even touching their political influence.
Nothing edgy about hating religion.

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>>55222611
>Responding to a day old post just to bait
Wew

>>55222646
Not an argument, kid.

>>55210007
>>55212458
I have to wonder how much of a fat pathetic piece of shit that's never actually been exposed to real violence you are. This is fucking pathetic.

>>55223596
tip

>>55223716
>I've been outmaneuvered and have no response
>I know, I'll just spout memes!

>>55223667
>Being triggered by fantasy violence.
It's only words. Any one of my players would be all "Whelp, they're dead then!" rather than taking it completely to heart.

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>>55200894
>cyborg cowboy and a crazy prospector
Wait are you playing Lost Colony or something? I've never heard of anyone actually doing that. Apart from the one player do you like it?

>>55204909
>nobody wants to game with morons who can't simply deny unreasonable requests and instead of to write up some lists.
I agree. We should write up a list of people who do that so we can avoid playing with them.

>>55198365
What system?

>>55219380
>you're probably gonna get punched
Then they're gonna get shot in the head by a .380. I don't fuck around when people assault me.

>>55219359
Yeah I don't see what their problem is. It's not different from what Neegan does on the walking dead and they all love watching that shit.

>>55223667
>fat
BMI of 19.5.
>pathetic
I mean, maybe. That's pretty subjective
>exposed to real violence
I saw some dead people who'd been shot at a funeral, watched a load of efukt videos. It's not real violence though, it's a fucking RPG. Why a re you so triggered? Did you just get back from Afghanistan after a long tour of child murdering?

>>55219477
Only if you're a pussy.

>>55219564
Please tell me there's a story there.

>>55218868
Prove it. Are you a fucking psychologist? I didn't think so. You do know that practicing medicine is illegal in most places, right?

>>55216339
>why is the group so sensitive? Did they not know what to expect?
They're just pussies . I have a few core players who have no issue with it.

>>55216431
Grow a fucking pair of balls. It's just a game.

>>55217572
>bad gMing
Prove it. The rest of the players enjoyed it. By the logic of 5e critical roll nat20 retards, that means I am a good GM.

>>55223829
Holy shit, Fedora Fag, the hell you doing?

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Back when I was but a wee laddie in highschool my friends and I used to travel a town over every weekend to play warhammer and stuff in the GW there. There was this one neckbeard who I won't name since he no doubt posts here, but some of his feats include:
>Making an army of "khorne worshipping necrons"
>Painting said army by literally dipping them in khorne red and then painting the faces white
>tried to hit on a girl in the shop, called her "M'lady"
>Selling me a broken model and then spinning some bullshit story about how his family were in poverty when I demanded my money back
>Stealing models from a friend of mine and then claiming he "just borrowed them"
>Friend got them back in pieces and neckbeardo's chaos marines suddenly had shiny new parts that he claimed he "bought off a bitz site"
>Regularly recorded himself acting out voicelines from dawn of war
>Once joined us on a 20 minute walk that took an hour because he had to stop every 5 minutes to catch his breath
>Had a habit of walking over to people's tables mid game and picking up their models, disturbing the game, and rules lawyering to the extent that the staff of the shop had to intervene
>Made the hour long train journey every weekend early as fuck in the morning so he could be there for the shop opening
>Told everybody he had "brittle bone disease" so people couldn't hit him when they finally got sick of him

>>55212458
Imagine being the most disgusting person in a 4chan thread

>>55225198
>>55224869
>>55224795
There he is. The star of the cringe thread.

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>>55212458
I've played some pretty edgy shit before, all in context
But Jesus fucking Christ anon, there's so much wrong with this shit
I mean, for once it doesn't sound fun at all, and the warlord killed her anyway, what was the point in dragging it all out for your pointless goreboner. You sound like a shit DM all round, never mind just an edgy turbocunt

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>>55224869
>Come to a cringe thread
>get cringe in real time
fucking neck yourself anon

>>55224795
Yeah okay, you're a psycho. I'm probably not the first person to tell you that but you might want to consider getting help.

>>55208666
>5'10"
explains a lot

>>55198365
I don't play with people who mix up their tenses that frequently.

>>55219392
Very.

>>55225198
>prove it
>>55224869
>I saw some dead people who'd been shot at a funeral, watched a load of efukt videos.

You did it for me my dude. Gore Fet-ish. The fact you put shot at a funeral and a porn website in the same sentence .

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>>55225458
>Regularly recorded himself acting out voicelines from dawn of war

I do this... From other things not DoW. I wouldnt let people hear em though.
I do it for gming practice... REALLY
I just wanna improve.
Im making cringe on a cringe .

>>55224757
UniSystem. I'm using the All Flesh Must Be Eaten books

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>>55209807
Haha holy fuck.

>>55226297
Yeah, how does it feel?

>>55226488
>But Jesus fucking Christ anon, there's so much wrong with this shit
Like what?
>I mean, for once it doesn't sound fun at all,
So everything should be fun for the players, 100% of the time? Why don't I just suck their cocks while I'm at it? I get to have fun, too.

>what was the point in dragging it all out for your pointless goreboner.
To show how evil the warlord is.

> You sound like a shit DM all round
Okay tell that to the ten-month waiting list to get into one of my games. LOL. I've been paid 50 dollars to GM, what have you been paid?

>>55227513
lol you're far from the first person to tell me to get help. See, the thing is, unless you are a psychiatrist you have no right to be making psychologist comments. So fuck off.

>>55228548
So I inserted magical realm into a game. That's no different than the soft pussy-ass muscle girl femdom shit that most /tg/ DMs shoehorn into their games. Play a D&D session with some fa/tg/uys I guarantee you'll run into some.

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>>55231022
>Okay tell that to the ten-month waiting list to get into one of my games. LOL. I've been paid 50 dollars to GM, what have you been paid?

>>55212458

That's just hilarious.

>>55224795
>imma gonna shoot you wit .380 if you punch me
Not only are you a faggot beyond factors for threatening over the internet (top lel) and being so insecure as to respond with completely inappropriate response of force, but you show your wrists are literally made of vaginas. Try a big boy round like 357 or 45ACP.

>>55224869
>>55231022
TIP
TOP
LEL
What an internet tough guy.
Also nice blatant lie about waiting lists and whatever. You're not fooling anyone here, kiddo

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>>55212458
I feel like the level of cringe I just experienced just created an aneurysm in my brain. I hope it kills me quickly so I don't have to spend the rest of my life as a stroke induced vegetable because of this abhorrent post.

>as he brought her to orgasm
jesus fucking christ

>>55212458
They should have been trolling your autistic magical realm ass from the moment you outed yourself as a degenerate lmao

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While this thread has devolved into shitposting general, I'd like to ask: Does anyone else feel vicarious schadenfreude for characters that suffer during your campaigns?
Like, you enjoy watching characters undergo emotional suffering despite not enjoying real life suffering?
That virtual salt sustains me, man. Imagining how fucking mad or sad a character is just reminds me how much I love being a DM.

>>55222611
First off the Old Testament is freaking weird and really old/badly passed down.

Second, it's not edgy if it isn't edgy. Edgy people do things with no follow up. God basically gives warnings to the cultures he kills. The ones he doesn't are really really far gone.

Third, can I have a list of the cultures and their reasons for damnation? Cause I don't remember any cultures being killed that I didn't feel deserved it.

>>55231039
>other shit gms do it too. That makes me not shit.
>>55231022
> ten-month waiting list
I dont have a waiting list because people dont leave my games.
The pure fact you have turn-over shows your shit.

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ITT: Everyone's getting trolled

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>>55213497
Where you playing a Metal Gear Campaign because this shit is so over the top edgy it is hilarious.

I have no idea how anyone could be affected by so much comical violence. This is ''MENGELE MADE LAMPSHADES OUT OF JEWS''-Territory. This is to Pen&Paper what Hobo with a Shotgun and Rubber are to cinema.

>>55203725
>3.5
>Anime Persona Campaign
>Insane levels of Fedora-tipping

I cannot find a single thing right with this image.

>>55234388
He was able to use bold.

>>55204859
Trigun manga actually has tons of edgy fuckers like OP's backstory, but they're the bad guys and not so badly written, but they ain't exactly well-written either.

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>>55209997
>Grand Admiral Master Darth Mandalore the Revanchist
>His home planet that no one but him knew about
At what point does something become so stupid that it MUST be a joke? and at what point then does it become so stupid that it loops back around the being real because no one could possibly intentionally design something so bad?

>>55234742
Trintastic plastic injectable realness

>>55216431
sorry do you need a safe space

>>55219509
Fuck yes

>I like some anime films/shows because robots that turn into fighter jets and ninjas and martial arts and cyberpunk are cool
>I don't get on with most anime fans because I don't give a fuck about high school swim team or gay russian ice skaters

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So i got an idea in this thread.
Is the amnesia thing ALWAYS cringy and bad?
I just find the idea of a looser guy thrown out from his parents farm/home etc and hitting his head on a cart/car and waking up in [insert setting here].
He wakes up CONVINCED that he has a sad backstory and that he has to make it up to his family (whilst they are alive and well) and that he has to be a beacon of goodness, so he plays like a generic good guy out to make the world a better place.
What would be even better is that the other characters are well aware that his parents are alive and knew him before the accident, but since he was a looser and a douche before they are conflicted whether they should tell him or not.

>>55235609
nah, I'd allow it.
Most 'lol amnesia' is used as an excuse, and /tg/ is jaded as fuck. Your idea is full of hooks for the GM to use and future character development.

What's with all the edge in character's backstories?

Conflict creates drama but it's not, like, a gradient. If you have conflict you've met your quotient, putting in even more doesn't improve it.

>what do you say to him?
"At least you're not the kind of person who spams /tg/ with cringe threads"

>>55233108
Yes. I love seeing characters, both my own or others struggle against tremendous odds. If they stand or fall, it's entertaining either way.

>>55225153
>You do know that practicing medicine is illegal in most places right?
You're from the dark ages, then. That explains why you're a moron!

>>55235609
>amnesia
I don't mind it when the player dosn't know the world/setting too. So when everyone gos "Oh no these where white hand orcs" while playing in Lotr the player can be told what they are ic.

>>55200793
>"my character starts playing with c4"
>one pc is very much considering killing him
>doesnt :(
This is OK. Except one of the NPCs should've considered tying him up and calling a priest for exorcist.
>smoke bombs /everything/
At this point many NPCs and some PCs should've considered killing him, NPCs should've started hunting him as an angry mob to lynch him.

>>55236079
My group usually starts exclaiming "Hero's Journey!" when shit gets specifically hard on one character.

It's a fun mix of "it sucks to be you" and cheering them on to prevail in the face of the overwhelming or terrible luck.

>>55232914
Cool.

>>55233073
How am I a degenerate?

>>55234203
>The pure fact you have turn-over shows your shit.
Shows my shit where? Are you telling me no one has ever left your group? If that's true, the most likely answer is because you've only run a single short campaign in D&D 5e like a good little normie cuck. Probably one of the adventure paths, too. But it got to level 6 and people got kinda bored so you decided to do some one-shots. You're not a real DM, you're a poser.

>>55233108
>Does anyone else feel vicarious schadenfreude for characters that suffer during your campaigns?
Yes. The best part is killing a character slowly.

>>55231180
I agree.

>>55232553
>Also nice blatant lie about waiting lists and whatever.
Well, not really a waiting list, but I have a friend who wants to run a campaign with some characters he had in an earlier campaign of mine that ended, as well as a few friends from school who want to play. That was ten months ago and they are still waiting because I GM four times a week now and I don't want to get burned out.

>>55232553
Who said I was threatening anyone? Someone asserting their right to self-defense threatens you? Probably because you're a self-important fuck who thinks you have a right to "punch nazis" without fear of reprisal. Also, .380 guns are easy to conceal you stupid shit.

>>55233108
>Does anyone else feel vicarious schadenfreude for characters that suffer during your campaigns?
Not necessarily the PCs, but I always pit a fair number of female NPC opponents against my characters so that I can wank to their deaths later. My group is also pretty vengeful and like to torture people they've defeated or torment them in other ways before killing them. I've never stroked one out at the table but usually within a few days the fact that my male friends were involved has faded from my mind and I can just imagine it as the characters without them attached. Which is nice cause I don't want to have sexual thoughts attached to my friends. That'd be gay.

A couple sessions ago they tracked down the evil sorceress sister of the warlord they've been fighting. After defeating her and her minions they forced her to watch as they slit her (orc) boyfriend's throat and made her flick her clit to it or else they'd keep him alive and torture him longer. Then they tied her to a tree and took turns carving the names of friendly NPCs she'd killed onto her skin with knives (hilda the breadmaker, bartholomew the innkeeper, etc), then they beat her to death with her own quarterstaff while she was tied to the tree. Then they burned her remains, found one of the orcs who had passed that 10% chance to stabilize automatically, woke him up and forced him to eat her ashes and part of her arm that hadn't burned, then sent him to go back to the warlord to tell him what they'd done. They do this shit because they are edgelords but they have no idea that I am deriving sexual enjoyment from it. I also just get off on when the women lose fights, like if you've ever been in a real fight and lost , you know the feeling of knowing you're fucked, so when she went below 25% hp and pretty much knew it was over I imagined the fear and terror in her mind and it started to give me a stiffy. It's better than shit like muscle girls or any of the other degenerate shit /tg/ is into.

>>55237400
>Yes. The best part is killing a character slowly.
Confirmed psychopath. Someone should call his sheriff, concealed carry and sever social/mental disorders never mix.

>>55237421
>I always pit a fair number of female NPC opponents against my characters so that I can wank to their deaths later
>And everything else in this garbage fire of a post
What the fuck bro. You have issues. Your group has issues.
Look man, Kuroinu and defeated lady knights is like my go to, but even I know that this is seriously messed up.

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>>55237400
>Yes. The best part is killing a character slowly.
I hope you realize you don't sound threatening, you just sound like a faggot.

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>>55237421
>It's better than shit like muscle girls or any of the other degenerate shit /tg/ is into
>I always pit a fair number of female NPC opponents against my characters so that I can wank to their deaths later
I sincerely hope most of this thread is just bait, I really do.

>>55237400
So the waiting list was a blatant lie. Also I bet you don't even have a group.
Also, what I was saying is that only hyper insecure faggits think drawing a fire arm is appropriate to someone throwing a punch. Too small of a man to have an honest fist fight? Signs point to 'yes.
Especially if you're so emasculated you have to torture fictional characters and think of sad excuses to justify using literal mtf tranny calibres.

>>55236231
Ehhhhh. There's absolutely no reason a farmer boy should know what a white hand orc is before he meets them.

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>>55208666
Honestly, I don't see how this is any worse than a lot of real superheroes.

>>55237510
>>55237813
How is it psychopathic to kill enemies in an RPG? By that logic, the ENTIRE POPULATION of /tg/ are psychopaths.

>>55237893
>So the waiting list was a blatant lie.
No, it was a misrepresentation of the actual situation. The point is, I have so many people who want me to GM for them, that I can't do it all at once.
>Also I bet you don't even have a group.
Believe what you want, bro.
>Also, what I was saying is that only hyper insecure faggits think drawing a fire arm is appropriate to someone throwing a punch.
If people start fights, they should be ready for the worst. People die in fistfights all the time, even big tough guys like you, anon. There was a guy a few towns over who was big, tough bastard, but all it took was one punch to throw him off balance and he hit his head on the concrete and is now an actual vegetable. You don't fuck around with violence, you fucking imbecile.

>>55210039
>>55215612

TV Euron is so much cooler than book Euron.
>100% less incest rape
>does things because they're funny
>seems to actually enjoy things
>possibly didn't rip out all his crewmen's tongues. That battle seemed like it had a fair amount of yelling shit on both sides.
>euthanizes the whole Bad Poossy story arc
>good actor, convinces a whole crowd of people, including Varys, that he's going home

>>55237943
But... the players aren't your enemies.

>>55237943
>How is it psychopathic to kill enemies in an RPG?
It's the difference between death/suffering in Lord of the Rings versus A Serbian Film. If you can't grasp that, seek clinical help. And the fact that you use it as want material, that's the real indicator.

>>55237943
Man, I don't think they meant killing enemies, its more the slow torturing of your friend's characters. Ya know? But I guess your group is more accustomed to that type of paced game than most, well each to their own and whatever makes a fun and enjoyable game.

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>>55237943
>How is it psychopathic to kill enemies in an RPG? By that logic, the ENTIRE POPULATION of /tg/ are psychopaths
The issue was with the slowly killing things and the implications of "enjoying" doing it. Unless you're severely autistic surely you can see how that statement would be taken.

>>55209997
>age 20

The perfect punchline. This must be a joke.

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>>55231022
>inb4 everything i don't agree with is bait XD

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>>55237976

>>55238073
Oh yeah, I forgot
>no stupid eye patch that he doesn't even need

>>55237985
The fuck? I've never said anything about killing players? If I did, I meant characters. For christ's sake, we have jokes about "had my first player die yesterday /tg/ wat do" all the time.

>>55237988
>It's the difference between death/suffering in Lord of the Rings versus A Serbian Film.
Yeah one is censored and stylized and the other is more realistic.
>And the fact that you use it as want material, that's the real indicator.
What?
>>55237997
>The issue was with the slowly killing things and the implications of "enjoying" doing it
So what? It's in a game, it doesn't fucking matter.

>>55237996
Well it was to drive home the evil of the warlord and make the PCs actually emotionally invest in killing them. But fine, go back to having your players defeat le epic ancient threat from deep in my 200 pages of lore that no one actually gives a fuck out, I am SURE that that is FAR more emotionally engaging!

>>55238073
anyone got a link to this scene?

>>55238315
Wank material. It's your rampant degenerate sexual gratification from graphic and prolonged descriptions of torture, often sexual in nature. It's a little beyond a normal "dominamce" fetish, and it's really not healthy or normal. And that's coming from /tg/, so I hope tgat fact alone activates your almonds.

>>55238371
Okay? This proves nothing about me being a psychopath, but keep believing whatever you want, since you're going to anyway.

>>55212458
Yeah, unless this is everyone's magical realm you fucked up. It wasn't so you, where you is the group, fucked up by commission or omission.

I've only run into a player like this once. I' was GMing a fairly nasty Kult convention scenario and she was all TELL ME ABOUT THE DEMON COCKS and WILL THEY TAKE OFF MY ARMS WITH THE CHAINSAW AND NAIL ME DOWN AND RAPE ME NOW *puppy eyes*

Getting a whole group like that will hopefully be hard.

>>55238415
>Yeah, unless this is everyone's magical realm you fucked up.
No. It was a legitimate storytelling mechanic to drive home how evil the warlord was. Especially since they were later told how she died so it made sense that they knew.

>>55237510
>giving a CC permit to a 12 year old

>>55238344
Alright man, I just said having an over-the-top mustache twirling, evil for the sake of evil, comic book villain wasn't for everyone. I'm sure other DMs have ways on making the PCs get emotionally invested without making the PCs suffer, (Maybe clever plot twists or conflict of interests?) I was just stating that many groups are different and as long as it works for your group that's all that matters.

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>>55238394
This must be how the Senate felt when they looked into the eyes of Caligula.

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>>55209807

>>55238502
How is that over the top? You don't think that shit exactly like that happens in Somalia every fucking day? You do understand that, if SHTF, this kind of sadistic torture would pretty much be the norm. You might as well mercy kill all your female relatives right off the bat, cause if you really love them they'd be better off dead. The columbian cartels fucking chainsaw peoples' heads off and light them on fire, and you think it's too far for a warlord in an RPG to do that shit to someone who has killed a dozen of his men? People like that really exist, it's not over the top evil, it really happens, and that's what makes it scary.

>>55237976
honestly its almost like a PC has entered westeros now that d&d are making it a generic fantasy

but yes, having someone who isnt 100% miserable or grimly determined all the time is refreshing, its part of what made tyrion likeable

>>55237943
You do realize by law that if they only attacked with fists and you "defended" with a gun, you're now considered the attacker because you escalated right? It's not self defense if you escalated with more severe force. So you'd be going to prison to be raped 24/7, which is about what "people" like you deserve.

>>55238566
Yeah, because humans as social creatures would always enjoy fucking each other way up in the most brutal way imaginable. Dude, this shit isn't as common in population like you think, you probably see it a lot because you go out of your way to find it. Hitler, Stalin Mao have always been better examples to me of evil done right. They believed they were just, that it was their necessity to enact their actions, that it was for the greater good. You know stuff that actually shows how a seemingly normal person can become warped, not Jamal your local fucking Somali warlord. But hey, like I said man, you do you and whatever helps you justify your murder fetish.

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>>55212458

things that were done wrong

>prolonged railroaded segment
>lack of player agency "you are traumatized by the ordeal" - that kind of stuff shouldn't be decided by the GM
>gratuitous edge

for justice to be served you deserve a proper murderhobo "that guy" who will outedge the villain- "the villain is using children as a meatshield, the fool! children dont stop bullets well at all"

so in short virt needs to stop jerking it to women being tortured to death and suck-start that pathetic fucking .380?

>>55238566
then you wank to it

>>55238344
Probably gonna jerk it to the scene

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>>55212458
Reminder that these people not only walk among us, but are willing to spend 12 hours defending it

>>55239045
The selling point on Anonymous they can let their vileness out while thinking they are safe

>>55231022
You know, I've been thinking about it anons, and I think the reason he keeps says "but you're not a psychologist" is because either
A) he's hasn't been to a psychologist so there's no proof that he's twisted and you can't say that because you're not a psychologist, or
B) he has been to a psychologist but they can't say he's crazy because he's 12 and you can't diagnose psychosis in minors.

>>55239331
I hate to quote BBT but
>"im not crazy, my mother had me tested"
Spect he stabbed his mother that one time and shes too scared to go near him.
He took her blood soaked shirt from the trash and uses it as a wank rag.

>>55239371
You know he's going to be jerking it to that now....

>>55239402
You know you're pathetic when fa/tg/uys are laughing at you.

>>55199999
my boy quincy

Not sure if edgelord, badly socialized, edgelord, edgelord sperg or actual psycho. Possibly edgelord.

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>walk into cringe thread
>half the posts are for a single story
>"well this should be interestin--"
I'm laughing like a fucking hyena right now, thanks virt impersonator. Don't even care if it's insincere so long as it's funny. 10/1 thread

>>55238566
I'm taking the bait.
If you had done any one of those things to her PC it would be arguably acceptable deoending heavily on the group. Force her to kill one of her friends. Murder her in a cruel, sadistic manner. Even rape her if you've made it clear that this game will contain those themes. Any of those actions will show the fact that your warlord is an evil, despicable human being. But the presence of all of them combined with the sheer level of detail takes it from very edgey to ridiculous. And your primary concern when bringing up such dark topics should be the comfort of your players. I'm certain that you could tell she was uncomfortable and you forged on anyways because you were getting a kick out of it. I'd tell you to properly warn your players of the type of game you're running, but I know you want to shock them into leaving. So have at it while you can before you grow up and go to college, and I hope it doesn't hurt you too badly when you look back on this time of your life and cringe.

>>55237421
>Not necessarily the PCs, but I always pit a fair number of female NPC opponents against my characters so that I can wank to their deaths later
Virt, we know it's you.

Newfag now curious here, who is this Virt? Any particular interesting stories?

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>>55212458
>This whole thing

>>55240563
hes an edgelord with an elf gore fetish

basically hes /thatguy/ with a magical realm of gore and edge

>>55199251
the name sounds like someone who would live in a rich neighborhood and cut pets

>>55240563
>>55240734
He was also butthurt to the max about d&d 5 (and he kept reffering to it as d&d next) and crashed every single thread about it to say how shit it was
He was finally banned too many times and everyone dismissed him as soon as he posted so he lost the trip

>>55240734
And he's not even good at the gore, which is the worst part.

>>55240563
A fairly pathetic tripfag shitposter.
For some reason people treat him like he's some sort of infamous stand out, despite being an absolute nobody compared to the likes of Profit, abatap or Jack. Even Manlet is less pathetic

>>55240816
He's infamous because of how easy it is to spot him, like Touhoufag.

>>55240772
aspel tier?

>>55240816
I heard he got sent to jail a week or so ago for being a pedo.

>>55238669
>Yeah, because humans as social creatures would always enjoy fucking each other way up in the most brutal way imaginable.
Yes.
>Dude, this shit isn't as common in population like you think,
Yes, because most of the population doesn't live in a SHTF situation.

>>55238653
Sorry, I live in America, we don't have that shit here. Except maybe in California.

>>55238682
Are you talking about what I did? She was captured, dumbass. If she had managed to escape that'd be fine. What, was I supposed to allow her to start a business inside his walls and convince the warlord to let her rule instead by rolling a natural 20 on diplomacy? Fuck off. Stop using "railroad" as a buzzword when it doesn't apply. Nor did I say she was traumatized, I just did it. Saying "and your character is traumatized by seeing this" is the worst fucking GMing ever. Show don't tell, faggot. You just say what happens and just assume in your own head they would be traumatized but don't say that. Goddamn you sound like an even worse GM than you are making me out to be.

>>55239371
>>55239331
See, this shit is even more fucked up than anything I said before. Exactly my point that everyone is like this.

>>55240157
>And your primary concern when bringing up such dark topics should be the comfort of your players.
Why?
>So have at it while you can before you grow up and go to college, and I hope it doesn't hurt you too badly when you look back on this time of your life and cringe.
I've already graduated college, but okay.

>>55241319
>Yes, because most of the population doesn't live in a SHTF situation.
Because most of the population isn't niggers*

If you sincerely belive that actual people would act like African Bogs even when everything is FUBAR, you're just an idiot and an edgelord.

>>55241386
You should be concerned about whether or not your players are comfortable because you're the referee that makes sure everyone, including yourself, has a good time. Making someone exceedingly uncomfortable isn't condusive to a good time for anyone but yourself apparently. How have you not learned any sense of sympathy at this point in life?
Also, since to my dismay you are a grown-ass man, I feel it necessary to point out that you and your group are not normal. It is very bizarre and unhealthy that you sexualize violence to this extent.

>>55241464
It's just bog standard projection. He believes that because HE would go raping and killing in a societal collapse scenario, everyone else would.

>>55241512
>You should be concerned about whether or not your players are comfortable because you're the referee that makes sure everyone, including yourself, has a good time.
>including yourself
And I was making sure I was having a good time. The players also had a good time, except for a couple of people who can't handle adult content despite being over the age of 21. That's not my fault. End of story.

>>55241464
Cool, racism. That lends legitimacy to your argument.

>>55241578
Not everyone, but a lot of people.

>>55241645
>That lends legitimacy to your argument.
Reality has a well-known racial bias.

>>55241464
Katrina.

>>55241728
What do you mean?

>>55241795
Shit hit the fan. People came together. A lot of them were black.

>>55241645
>Cool, racism. That lends legitimacy to your argument.
Faggot, you're a psychopath who jerks off to women dying, you don't get to pull a moral high ground.

>>55241728
The gulf, especially major cities on it, is known fow having a significant black population.

>>55241843
Lots of people also looted and generally acted savage. Most were black. (Also, see Houston w/ Harvey)

>>55241881
Yeah, as opposed to gathering supplies when the guy in the pic was white.

>>55241843
I just wasn't sure if you we're proving or countering their point. Both sides probably have a bit of merit but I do agree with you more

>>55233108
My first time GMing I set up an environment with three conflicting factions. One of the PCs decided to climb the ranks of one by force, and succeeded by pure luck. over the course of a month or two, I had the PC gain familiarity and an appreciation for this group that he was now the leader of. His mistake was putting all of the trust and responsibility in his second in command, while he went off and did other things.
So, when one of the two hostile factions attacked, his second in command used it as a chance to have a coup, with the help of the attacking faction, and it worked. I remember his confusion when his troops were blatantly ignoring his orders, and the silence at the table as his commander, who he trusted without question, attempted to kill him. He stood up and left.

He was visibly nauseous and extremely angry, he was very emotionally invested.

The assassination failed, but his troops still didn't listen to him. The PCs quickly made amends with the other faction, who was now outnumbered 2:1. They managed to turn the battle around, but both sides took extremely heavy casualties.

We ended the battle early due to time constraints, and he never came back.

He didn't really deserve it, but I enjoyed it immensely. I do not regret it.

>>55241728
Compare the black reaction to Katrina, to the Japanese reaction to Fukushima.

http://edition.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/asiapcf/05/31/japan.nuclear.suicide/index.html

In Japan, there was literally no looting. Just people offering to help by the thousands, including many offering to do work that would drastically reduce their lifespan, if not guarantee their imminent deaths.

There are always good people in every demographic, including race. No one but the most idiotic /pol/ poster thinks otherwise. Its just an argument about the mean.

>>55237922
>not liking Moon Knight
Get out.

>>55241386
>Are you talking about what I did? She was captured, dumbass.
at which point you should have just played the "bad end- make a new character" rather than force someone into a prolonged fetish section that does nothing but waste everyones time. this isnt an eroge where a 3 day bad end segment is acceptable and fine

>"and your character is traumatized by seeing this"
but you literally did this, at least from what has been written in this thread- namely after the whole "bash some fucks head in with a rock(it was a rock wasnt it?)"


>Why?
because the DM's function is to facilitate a fun gaming experience for the group- through varying means.

>>55241933
That's some good stuff right there. If the PCs do something stupid, you have full right to jack them up. Just give them the chance to recover, like you did with the battle. You didn't out right kill him but you punished him for being an idiot.

>>55198365
"We're playing Paranoia. First session's character creation."

>>55241319
What I stated is US law retard, I've studied criminal law. If you respond to a punch with a gun, you escalated, you're legally considered the aggressor now, and you're the one who gets arrested. That is the law in America.

>>55242382
except if you have responsible cause to fear for your life

or when castle law applies

>>55210805
I think it's failing a will save to avoid aversion.... on the bright side, it meant you didn't _need_ a san check.

>>55242574
Or it's a nigger?

>>55241897
>implying
Yes, anon, it's not some big racist conspiracy when the news actually identifies someone as a thief and someone who's paying for supplies.
ESPECIALLY when the thief is looting a TV and the gatherer is carrying a pack of water.

>>55198365
Painfully generic overused bullshit. Use the gift of sentience more wisely.

>>55199359
Its entirely possible to play a character like that but you have to go the more realistic route and act a bit more like real serial killers and other pieces of shit.

No one calls themselves evil and people who do this shit don't stick it in everyone's faces.

>>55203725
Spoiled rich piece of shit lashing out at his parents. He'll either get over it or become an utter waste of life until the day he dies.

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Hey anon, I finished my character. Here you go.

>>55243104
Fix your fucking character edgelord

>>55243104
Too good, do better.

>>55243104
needs a katana, also not spechul enough

>>55243104
NEED MOAR SNOWFLAKE

>>55241645
If you would like to read the rest of my post, your campaign is well and above the normal consideration of "adult content." A very small section of the population would be interested in playing in such a literal sadist's wet dream of a campaign, so you should damn well warn someone before throwing them in head-first. Not everyone wants to imagine their character being raped and tortured so brutally in their off-time. There's room for taste in these scenarios and you have gone so far beyond that point.

>>55243104
The poor cropping is a nice touch.

>>55233237

>that I didn't feel deserved it

>Feels like entire cultures should be genocided because they don't follow christian morals

>feelsgoodman.jpg

Not to be that guy, but... y'know, being that guy.

>>55243363
>what is absolute morality
Evil deserves to be destroyed, anon.

>>55243385
>what is absolute morality
horseshit

especially when hashem is fond of destroying kingdoms for the sins of a few

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>>55237363
>>55237400

>Good little normie cuck
>you're not a real DM, you're a poser
>.30 guns are easy to conceal

At this point I can't tell if you're a troll, or just that fucking autistic.

>>55243417
>horseshit
That's literally how monotheistic religion where God is absolute good works, anon.

>especially when hashem is fond of destroying kingdoms for the sins of a few
And? Sin is corrupting, and the kingdoms deserved it for not stamping out sit on their own. Through complacency and allowing it to root, they are also deserving of punishment.

YHWH and Christian morality isn't nice, and the hippy dippy pacifist Jesus is a modern invention that borne from poor translation.

>>55243474
"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone" seems a bit too hippy to be encouraging genocide.

>>55243474
>That's literally how monotheistic religion where God is absolute good works, anon.
yes- WITHIN the views of that religion, but to apply it as a standard is horseshit, because Judaism and by extension Christianity are horseshit that should stay in their current pseudo-irrelevance


>YHWH and Christian morality isn't nice
which is why people disagree with it and call it edgy

also

>cause i dont remember any cultures being killed that i didnt feel deserved it
theres a difference between "the narrative of this book says X" and "i agree with X" and you are apparently in the latter

>>55243449
He did say .380 but otherwise, yeah. Also 21-foot rule.

>>55243533
>"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone
isnt about not judging people

the context of the story is that the "trial" of the woman was held under improper circumstances, so the people accusing her broke the rules to do so- its not about not judging or condemning people

>>55242574

>except if you have responsible* cause to fear for your life

*reasonable?

Either way, if you think one person decking you for being a massive cunt is 'reasonable cause to fear for your life' then maybe you should consider having some outside time.

Maybe go to the gym a little... might help you stop being such a massive bitchboi.

>>55241932
>Both sides probably have a bit of merit
>muh horseshoe
How can you force this idiocy on such a binary issue? Blacks are either more prone to lawlessness or they are not. One person must be %100 wrong.

>>55243696
Don't ruin a good argument with facts

>>55243696
have you considered that there could be an element of happenstance here? blacks tend to be in poorer communities- poorer people are more prone to committing certain crimes. you cant just point to them being black and say "its because of that"

>>55242382
Only in the faggot state you live in, fuccboi.

t. AZ

>>55243695
You studied law but can't remember Zim Zam? You're describing the exact scenario that let him walk.

>>55243784

Wrong person buddy. Someone else claimed to know law, I only claimed that if you view getting decked as a 'reasonable' excuse to draw a gun and shoot someone, you're a bitch.

(I'll allow for extenuating circumstances such as disabilities, but frankly even that doesn't excuse being a massive cunt to people.)

>>55243784
Wasn't the other guy standing his ground?

>>55203725
Honestly you should deny him from your group purely because he's applying to a persona campaign.

Oh wait. You are too. Post your characters weeb, so I can laugh.

>>55243745
You can when middle class black are more likely to commit crime than low class whites.

>>55243839
>t. never been in a fight since middle school

>>55243956
not really- you could draw a correlation but then factors like culture are ignored

to be able to say its race you would have to either find the biological difference that causes this or have an experiment where the only different between two people is race (raise 100 blacks and 100 whites from birth under the exact same conditions or something)

>>55243533
Are you forgetting about the parable where Jesus litterally made his own whip so he could cast out the merchants from the temple and destroy their property?
The Christian God loves you, but he isn't nice.

>>55243550
>yes- WITHIN the views of that religion, but to apply it as a standard is horseshit, because Judaism and by extension Christianity are horseshit that should stay in their current pseudo-irrelevance
For any actual believer of that religion, to do so otherwise would be outright heresy. Tolerance is a semi-modern, papal invention.

>which is why people disagree with it and call it edgy
Sure, they can do that, but it doesn't change what it is.

>theres a difference between "the narrative of this book says X" and "i agree with X" and you are apparently in the latter
Oh no, I'm definitely the former and extremely atheistic, it's just that I also have a casual interest in theological history and find the narrative that "Christianity, its God, and its very morality preaches tolerance and love" to be utter horseshit, both on the part of Christians who practice it, as well as non-Christians who try and call Christians out for acting "un-Christian"

>>55244053
>Christianity, its God, and its very morality preaches tolerance and love
it doesent- its an edgy book if looked at from the outside

>>55243696
>Applying statistics to individuals
>being this retarded

Blacks are more prone to lawlessness, that's not an opinion, it's statistical fact. That being said, not all black people chimp out when shit hits the fan. Katrina was a good example of people, including black people, coming together and doing good for their devastated communities. They were also responsible for stealing shit from the destroyed city. Both sides were correct and had merit.

>>55244089
Anon, that's exactly what I just said.
Thank you for confirming that you're a fedora-tipping retard that only selectively reads in an effort to feel good about himself, though.

>>55244147
>Anon, that's exactly what I just said.
and also what i was saying before that, as in i was saying what you were saying in >>55244053
>find the narrative that "Christianity, its God, and its very morality preaches tolerance and love" to be utter horseshit

>fedora tipping
dont own one, dont think hats suit me much ill be honest

>selectively reads in an effort to make himself feel good about himself
im not going to say ive never inferred things from text because they suit me but this situation is not one of them

>>55244217
>and also what i was saying before that, as in i was saying what you were saying in >>55244053 (You)

Then there was no reason to respond with it in the first place, besides for the sake of making you look good for your fellow R*dd*tors

>>55244307
>Then there was no reason to respond with it in the first place
i wanted to get the last word in- its stupid but true


>R*dd*tors
dont you mean ********'s

>>55241979
No, I said her character was traumatized in this thread. I didnt explicitly state it in the game.

>>55231022
Dear Anon,

Holy fuck, you have to be trolling.. nobody can be this autistic

Please kill yourself, and I actively mean that

Kind regards

>>55244349
>"will check to avoid being overcome by grief"
my bad- its not being traumatized, its just other shitty GMing

>>55244108
>not all X do Y
Why should I care? Outliers are irrelevant when it comes to threat mitigation.

>>55238315

Dude, there is a thread full of autistic neck beard fa/tg/uys that tell you that you need help. If that's not enough of an indication that you're sick in the head, I don't know what is...

>>55244053
>The Christian God loves you, but he isn't nice.

I think a more correct alternative would be

>The Christian God might love you, perhaps, if you're lucky and submissive, but he isn't nice.

I agree with everything else you say.

>>55244419
>Please kill yourself,
You too.

>>55244583
Are any of them psychologists? Nope. So therefore they have no right to comment on mental health.

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>>55244921

>>55198365
God I can just imagine the fat faggot who thought this was good

>>55244936
>you need to be a chef to know food is shit
>you need to be a meteorologist to know a storm is coming
>you need to be an psychologist to know when someone is mentally disturbed

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>>55209997
>Grand Admiral Master Darth Mandalore the Revanchist

>>55210007
I mean I'd like a little heads up if the GM's planning on running a campaign with, like, ultraviolence. I think context is kinda important here.

>>55213497
That's actually pretty dark. I think the guy's reaction was fine, aside from the threatening part.

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>>55212458
Jesus, was he trying to communicate his own personal issues through this or something?

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This doesn't feel real. I'm so unsure of how to feel.

>>55245266
>Homestuck
You aren't any better.

>>55245277
I'm willing to accept that.

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Is someone screencapping this shit? What the actual fuck. This is prime cringe.

>>55243574
>21 foot rule
HAHA
YOU HAVE FALLEN INTO THE TRAP OF APPLYING REAL LIFE THINGS TO TABLE TOP GAMES.

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>This entire thread

>>55233108
I love every single moment when other players suffer during a campaign, especially when they bring it onto themselves.

It's so good.

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>>55212458
I have no words, nor the deranged brain cells to describe or think of what kind of person would think this would be a good idea. This whole thing is the subject of some kind of disturbing fetish fantasy. I'm surprised anon isn't in some sort of corrections facility for this...thing.

>>55232553
>.357 or .45
>big boy round

>noguns literally believe this

What the fuck is up with this thread?

Also, even in absence of any other critique the faggots gorefest warlord scene is devoid of any kind of creativity, original villain behavior or exceptional gore. It's basically just an endless droning on of bad things.
As if stacking bad shit onto bad shit onto bad shit somehow makes a fabulous pancake stack of evil, that's not how it works?

Jesus fucking christ i would've been eyerolling and making "move-on" hand gestures 1/3 of the way through that.

In contrast i played a character in a viking-esque game. Our Trading port had favorable relationships to a nearby major town, and the son of the chieftain there was a treasured NPC whom we loved to go adventuring/raiding with. A few of the major towns traders got robbed and killed and the guilt was pinned on one of our village's great warriors. Things escalated and i ended up killing our best buddy and favourite NPC in a battle between our towns.

Like, straight up, no fucking shit to do, we were winning, some other cunt wouldove killed him, or he would've killed me because he was honorbound to avenge his fucking father whom i murdered 3 rounds previously because he was choking our rogue, like fuck... Not even a word needed to be said. He know how shit was. I knew how shit was. We just got on with it.
The only alternative was throwing his weapons down and surrender to thralldom. Unacceptable.

Sadly i managed to kill him and i still hate that fucking court schemer that orchestrated a war that forced me into killing my fucking imaginary hunting buddy.

I wish i had just thrown my weapons down so i wouldn't have to play with the guilt of having killed the best NPC in the goddamn campaign.

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>>55212458

>GURPS

I could have forgiven the rest, but this goes too far.

>>55243839
>punches can't be lethal
Nah m8, don't act like a pavement ape if you don't want to get plugged.

>>55228611
naw it's ok anon
I do it too, but only because I aspire to the standards of voice acting excellence DoW sets

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>>55228611

>Playing angry teenage girl in current campaign
>Keep an in character journal because it's fun to scrawl down which other players and NPCs are pissing me off that week
>keep it authentic with lots of angsty doodles and even some bad poetry
>In a rush one day and leave RPG stuff on kitchen counter when I get home
>Wake up next morning and gf is reading it

>>55244936
I think other people are perfectly equipped to tell if someone is fucked in the head.
Why do you think people avoid going near the homeless people who scream and rave in the streets?

>>55246349
>>Wake up next morning and gf is reading it
what happened anon. I have to know

>>55247071
Obviously his GF made him dress the part.

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>>55247071

She read some of the poetry outloud while I awkwardly made breakfast, and then asked what "this James kid" did to make me write all these mean things about him. I tried to explain that he was rude to me in front of his cute friend and I looked like an idiot until she just started laughing and asked if I wanted a ride to Hot Topic later.

She's pretty understanding of my autistic hobbies all things considered.

>>55247150
That's fucking adorable anon, she sounds like a keeper.