What non horse mount do you like to use?

>>55184035
Your mother, vicious dragon she is

Stags.

I don't understand the point of these leading questions.

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>>55184041

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>>55184035
I'm a fan of demidragons.

>>55184035
I once played a Changeling - that is, a human child, kidnapped by fey at birth and raised among them - who returned to the world to visit 'her people' only to find centuries had past. Instead of getting discouraged she decided to travel the world and see if she could find her descendants. She was a Paladin with the Oath of Ancients, and road a Racing Snail named Rapsberry. Very fond of carrots.

She acted like a very strange out of place foreigner, making references to bizarre and alien traditions. Sort of like Rolf with tits.

"Adventurer friends, there is a village ahead of us! Do you think they have the Owls and Stoats so we may make feast and merryment? Ahah! If we are lucky, today you shall see what the daughter of Rhapsodia may make of goat rolling!"

She was constantly looking for a dish called "Stoats and Snails". No one wanted to know what was in it.

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>>55184733
forgot pic

>>55184035
dire wolves/wargs
demonic mounts of various shapes and sized
pegasi
hippogriph
griffon
dragons/wyverns
bipedal birds (terrorbird/chokobo expys)
dinosaurs

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>>55184733
I like everything about this post.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUNOOW96P8g&t=28s

>>55184035
I like having a giant frog and a massive lance

>>55184807
juggernaut riders>birdfags

>>55184035
Dinosaurs.
Because, really, I haven't grown up at all since I was 8, and think dinosaurs are fucking awesome.
Do you not think that a paladin on a utahraptor would be awesome? How about an ankylosaurus?

>>55184327
This is a discussion, you're meant to give an answer and discuss other people's answers.

>>55184035
Was in one fantasy game where the party minotaur (who was raised by fairies) had a dire bear for a mount. The bear was also a fairy, cursed to act as a mount and to be incapable of killing innocents..

In another game I wasn't in, one of the players was an awakened bear who had a donkey mount. Apparently.

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Can't beat the flying couch.

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Mostly its cars, planes and what ever else the group has organised.
She has both a car and motorbike license though both of her own vehicles have been destroyed from our misadventures.

And once she had a trip on the back of pic related.
It was an experiment by an amoral doctor and scientist of biology into transfusing humors between subjects.

We 'adopted' her and now my Dr Frankenstine wannabe is researching humours to replicatereverse the process. There's been limited success, but success none the less.

>>55184327
>wut
cool because it isn't a leading question

One of my players wants to mount up his Lion he summons through use of Wondrous Figurine.

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Halfling Cavalier on a giant cave gecko.

>>THREE DIMENSIONAL VERTICAL JOUSTING

>>55184035
Flying bicycle.

Best wizard

The party cleric

>>55184035
>air: Gryphon/Hippogryph
>ground shock troops: Owlbear
>ground rangers: Elk/Reindeer/Mountain Goat/Unicorn
>ground cavalry: Moose/Unicorn
>sea: hippocampus

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It helps that they're pretty intelligent too

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>>55184035
>>55184041

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>>55184035
A Mangonel Lizard.

>>55184733
>Rolf with tits.

OH GOD. I DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE. I DID NOT NEED THAT MENTAL IMAGE EVER.

>Behold, Ed boys! For at last Rolf has blossomed into a young maiden! Gaze upon my large ponderous bosom most ideal for the suckling of wee babes!

Goats
Big cats
Boars

Snek? Would that work?

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>>55186534

>>55184680
What is this from

>>55184733
You made Starfire from the Teen Titans animated series, you mean.

>>55186624
What about the paladin

>>55184035

Women

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>>55186624

>>55184035
Camels are pretty solid. Ornery, but worth it.

>>55186895
Fire Emblem, most likely Sacred Stones.

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>>55184035

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these guys were so good they got banned at the local club, and its all thanks to the rhinos

>>55184035
>playing in low-level 4E game, decide to be silly
>Ask to play a warforged made of magic swords
>Okayed
>Be a swordmage (Shielding swordmage, but fluffed it as more swords)
>Get a pair of gloves that let me throw things as a ranged attack and a bag-of-holding-lite-cloak
>Take a flying sword as a familiar
>Buy a bunch of perfectly normal swords and keep them in cloak
>Learn some rituals
>Game starts
>Use Familiar Mount ritual to make sword grow large enough to ride on
>Fly around on giant flying sword throwing swords at enemies
>Use my cutting wit to forge the sharpest blade puns
>Announce my intent to find, steal, and wield only the most legendary of swords
>Game ends after five sessions due to unrelated factors

>>55185958
What if I, like most people, don't like to use any non-horse mount?

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>>55184035
For when I'm done fucking around

>>55184807
Serious question: how much more difficult is it to make a rideable steed out of a predator than an herbivore? It seems like it would be exponentially harder.

>>55185992
I did not know how much I wanted this until now.

>>55191805
>erious question: how much more difficult is it to make a rideable steed out of a predator than an herbivore?
id imagine itd be like training a dog but 10x worse- since itd be bigger and most likely less intelligent

>>55191628
Then I'd recommend not posting in the thread.

>>55184035
Camels.

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>>55191628
Then you nut up and get the upgrade.

>>55184035
Mammoths

>>55191943
>six legs in front
>two in the rear
I always imagined it to be four by four.

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>>55191628
What if you are, like most people, a fucking faggot?

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>>55192054
I kind of imagined them split at the knee

>>55184035
A midget halfling.

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For when they really didn't like the last cavalry officer

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You people don't know how to live
The best mount is objectively the oversized mongoloid, trained into a servile yet surprisingly vicious beast

>>55192211
>WHO RUNS BARTERTOWN

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>>55191187
Screencapped for posterity.

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>>55191187
this is you

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>>55186534

>>55186512
I had a mental image of a giant lizard with some kind of biological mangonel...

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>>55192379

>>55192146
Those... Are weirdly cute

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>>55192555
seduction passed

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>Getting Saddle sores like a peasant

Luxury or bust

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>>55192569
"If cats looked like frogs we'd realize what nasty, cruel little bastards they are."

A large breasted woman.... like my wife

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>>55184035
The one where I stop worrying and love it.

>>55184035
Elves.