What would you do if you were a planeswalker?

>>55178980
Tell no one.
Fuck power politics. Shit's dangerous.

>>55178980
walk around planes

Shitpost on /pol/

>>55178980
spread phyrexian slivers

>>55178980
Go to the plane of fun, food and whores.

>>55179041
Isn't that basically Ed Greenwoods Forgotten Realms?

>>55179095
Prefect

Yea, rape

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>>55178980
Use my abilities to spread firearms across the planes for everyone to enjoy.

Get a gf

>>55178980
Suit up and go adventuring probably.

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>>55178980
Kill.
Conquer.
Rule.

Also, find ways to harvest the Planeswalker's Spark, and then weaponise it.

>>55180294

This. Wander the multiverse fulfilling my fantasies as best I can. I live a comfortable life here with everything I really need to be honest. No need to go to other planes of existance to get rich or for pussy, I do well enough around here. You know what I don't get here? The chance to suit up and hunt monsters and rescue damsels in distress. Of course the first time I tried it would probably be a horrible experience and i'd give up on it after that and go back to comfort, maybe explore extra dimensional libraries or something, but it would be nice to give it a shot.

>>55180333
Well as a Planeswalker you'd gain the power to create mana constructs of other beings to help you. I think it'd be pretty cool, though for me the temptation to go full Ixidor/Sorin and create my own perfect partner would be tough to ignore.

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>>55178980
Have sweaty lesbian sex with other female planeswalkers, sell illusory replays of our sex acts for money, found interplaner PornHub.

>>55180558

...oh shit, don't tempt me. Fuck.

>>55178980
Turn all of reality into a simulation that is meant to generate more power for my next action.

>>55178980
The very first thing every planeswalker should do is identify what kind of magic they have particular talent for, and study the fuck up. I'd visit planes with vast repertoires of magical lore and make sure I can do what I can do with exceptional proficiency.

Then I'd go exploring. Pre-Fuckening Zendikar seems like a good place to start.

>>55178980
Okay, /tg/, check the last digit of your post number to determine your colour affinity.

1-2: White
3-4: Blue
5-6: Green
7-8: Red
9-0: Black

How does this affect your decisions?

>>55180749
No matter what, investigating the Blind Eternities and the Eldrazi is up there.

Shapeshift into a race that naturally lives forever and then fuck off to hang with a bunch of angels and nymphs.

The whole multiversal domination shit is highly overrated.

>>55180749

There is no way in hell i'm blue mana, no matter what my digits say. I'm not cut from that cloth.

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>>55178980
Just explore for a while. Both for fun, and that's also like, the in-universe equivalent of adding land to your deck, right?

>>55178980
Go adventuring. See what's out there, enjoy not ever needing to be tied down and if shit goes south I can always just leave for greener pastures. Make sure I always avoid the big players fighting.

>>55180749
How common are 2-3 color users in the lore?

>>55180749
>>55180821
White.

Not too inaccurate, I guess, as long as I can pair it with Red or something.

Go to Kamigawa and cause shenanigans.

>>55178980
Run from all that realm-shattering conflict, mostly.

>>55180749
Meme Colour please

>>55180749
>>55180712
Looks like I'm cracker flavored.

That's pretty sweet, being a grossly incandescent interdimensional paladin isn't a bad deal.

That said, I'd want to dip into Blue. I've always liked the idea of a W/U planeswalker who is all about manipulating light, both physically and conceptually.

>>55180918
Manipulating light seems like a cool WR idea for burns, WU for illusions, or WUR for both.

>>55180294
>>55180558
>>55180991

Coincidentally I got WUR from my posts in this thread.

>>55180749
Well, let's roll and see.

>>55180749
Rollan

>>55180749
Roll

>>55180749
Whatever thid says my first and only goal is acheiving some kind of immortality. Then fuck off and do whatever i want wherever i want for forever. Most likely just plane hop, live in the new plane as a regular dude long enough for people to start asking questions, then dip before the fun police show up.

>>55181024
Well, shitsnacks. Not the one I least wanted, just the one I'm least suited for. Unless I dual color with this post.. If not, I guess I just find some out of the way plane and work on my chess skills.

>>55180783
>Wants to investigate
>Ends up blue
Fitting. But yeah, I'd travel from plane to plane, forming an interplanar knowledge network so that information about the Multiverse could spread, and so that if anything about the Blind Eternities or the Eldrazi came up, I could act on it.

>>55181066
Aren't Planeswalkers already immortal? Not unkillable, but immune to aging?
>>55181068
>Blue/Red
I could do with being Izzet.

>>55181066
Whelp, got green, guess ill just kill myself then.

>>55181086

I'm pretty sure they aren't, after all a big part of lilliana's back story as I remember it was making a deal with five demons for immortality. I may be misremembering of course.

>>55180749
roll

>>55178980
Planeswalk to Hasbro HQ and raze it to the ground.

The last dozen years of MtG have been an utter travesty and there's no way to fix it but to purge the cancer and start afresh.

>>55181086
Not anymore, or at least i didnt think so. They age much slower and live longer lives due to the amount of mana they absorb in their travels but in terms of living forever i think that went away with the mending. Otherwise Liliana's demon pact is pointless.

>>55181091

Become a god of vitality and strength and when death comes for you punch him in his skeletal face.

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>>55178980
reprint myself in every fucking set

>>55181110
>>55181099
I'm still thinking of Oldwalkers, I guess. I forgot Nu-walkers were nerfed to hell.

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>>55180991
White on its own, in fluff, can actually just shoot light at people. The restrictions of "destroy creatures of [insert size] and over" and the like are less about what the magic can do, and more about what a White mage is likely to be doing with that magic.

>>55178980
Learn the five beautiful colors of the rainbow, then dedicate the rest of my existence to mining mana off everything else. Everything else.

>>55180749
Alright, lets see.

>>55180749
roll

>>55180749
Rolling

>>55180749
rollan

Being a Planeswalker mean you are powerful?
or just mean you can walk to other planes?

>>55180749
Rolling

>>55181479
unlikely, but alright. I'd go steal all the abzan ancestor spirits and kill dromoka. then head to bant/new alara and rule some of the castles ruined by the conflux, maybe set up some nice things if I got white/green from the abzan. work on resurrecting elspeth.

>>55178980
Sounds pretty corny, but probably help civilizations develop. Probably be b/r/u and try to form republics when possible.

>>55180749
Nigga, I best not be Red.

>>55180749
Black.

>>55180749
Rollin'

>>55180749
rollin.

>>55180749
>Using post numbers on a board with dice

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>>55178980
Go find the Fountain of Youth in Dominaria, tell nobody, and pretend to be a regular dude changing my name every generation. and not picking a fight with any planeswalkers, because why the fuck would I do that?

>>55180749
i swear to fuck

>>55182663
>blue
we /fuckingwiththetimeleinesasbestwecan/ boys

>>55178980
Explore the multiverse, learn cool magic, do my best to help people, when the opportunity presents itself, by using said magic.

>>55182638
How did no one notice it?

>>55182728
I guess you need to drink the water regularly for the effect to be noticeable (maybe one day per gulp).

>>55180749
I have no hope

>>55182728
Who the fuck drinks from a town square fountain?

>>55182777

Poorfags, the same people who post about MtG on /tg/.

>>55182755

nope, one drink is enough, as shown by the archmage eternal (whom actually took a bath in it)

>be me
>be a edgy faggot who lives thinking gobs are the evil incarnated
>want to destroy them but has no power
>one day, planeswaker spark ignite
>now I have power to wreck them all and show people the truth
>disgonnabgood.jpg
>...
>end up travelling around the multiverse just fucking bitches, going to parties and eating all I can
>my colors are red-black
>hey, I said I was an edgy faggot

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>>55182755
Hiding in the fountain with an open wound on his leg was enough to permanently slow Archmage Jodah's aging so much that most people thought he was a Planeswalker (Oldwalker era.)

Pic related is an unironically enjoyable novel trilogy, despite being a MTG fluffbook.

>>55182638
I feel sorry for Lil.She sold her soul for eternal youth when she could have taken a bath in the fountain.

>>55178980
find a plane i like, create base

study magic

make perfect waifu using magic

>>55178980
>build magical planar observatory that launches probes into all of the planes it witnesses
>can self-insert into the probe with the press of a button, and warp back out with a mere thought
>never in any actual danger because it isn't my real body, it's just magically interfaced with my brain or whatever
>spend all my time basically alone like this

>>55180749
rolling for blue or green pls

>>55180749
Anything but blue please

>>55178980
Planeswalk to New Phyrexia, grab a bottle or two of Phyrexian oil,then go to Meme planes like Amonkhet, kaladesh or innistrad and drop it there

>>55180749
>>55184100
guess i cant make a waifu now, so ill steal someone elses in true black fashion

personally quite happy, black is best color

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How does planeswalking work?

Is it like "Jumper" where I can freely teleport without need of rest?
Is it a once a day thing? What are its limits?
Is it a shunt? Is it moving in a direction we cant name or describe?

>>55184719
>How does planeswalking work?
it requires energy/concentration - the same as any other magic, its teleporting in a distance, depending on from where to where you are going the energy cost increases/ decreases

>Is it a shunt? Is it moving in a direction we cant name or describe?
yes

>>55184731
So whats the difference between vensers teleports and any other planeswalker?

>>55184767
most planeswalkers cant teleport in-plane

presumably vensers version is better

>>55180749
Only one colour? Well let's see.

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>>55184791
Works for me

>>55184059
She jumped at the first opportunity for immortality, consequences be damned, without researching others, which actually makes sense for the [B] mindset.

Also, by all counts, the Fountain of Youth is largely forgotten and hidden in plain sight in a random no-name abandoned village on Dominaria. Even the OldWalkers who populated Domonaria during the Ice Age didn't know about it, despite it being the source of Jodah's immortality. She can hardly be blamed for not knowing it existed, much less where it was.

Given the resources she had access to and the situation she was in, her decisions aren't TERRIBLE, though she could have done with a bit more legwork before commuting to a particular immortality plan.

>>55180562
You, my friend, are a man of taste. Or a woman. Probably a woman, now that I'm rereading your post.

>>55178980
I'd fuck off and go on a grand tour of the multiverse. Get involved with no problems, bear no responsibility. Strict policy of non-intervention.

>>55180749
Rollin.

>>55184451
rember, Sorin made his perfect big tiddy angel goth daughteru while being a black oldwalker.

Apply yourself and you can do it too. At a price though

>>55180749
Let's see. 2 last digits though since I don't like any of the monocolor personalities

>>55180749
rollan

>>55184719
>Is it like "Jumper" where I can freely teleport without need of rest?
No.
>Is it a once a day thing? What are its limits?
You can do it as many times as you have the energy to do so. For some, this will be functionally at will. For others, they'll get tired fast.
>Is it a shunt? Is it moving in a direction we cant name or describe?
Yes. Jace describes it as going "away" like here:

>Jace forced himself to breathe. He let his body go limp, and looked deep inside himself. He visualized a spiraling vortex inside his chest that drew his body inward. He could feel Emmara trying frantically to reach him, but her voice in his mind became faint, fading like sounds from a distant tunnel. He felt suction overwhelming him, pulling his muscles and skin inward to the center of his chest. He gave a final push with his will, and he collapsed in on himself, releasing himself from the plane of Ravnica.
>As he planeswalked, everything faded: the fangs in his skin, the stone cell under his feet, the vast city around him, the sound of Emmara’s thoughts. The darkness of the cell was replaced by the nonsensical, roaring dark of the Blind Eternities. There was no sensation of motion, and yet he could feel Ravnica receding behind him, diminishing in importance like a toy he had outgrown. He pulled his consciousness in the direction of another plane and willed himself there. The mad energies of the Blind Eternities tore at him, tried to unmake him as he traveled, but he kept his mind focused, his consciousness whole, and he sizzled through its timeless friction.

>>55180749
Rollan.

>>55185557
Oh good, got red. In that case, wreck shit here and then go traveling around the multiverse.

>>55184044
Arguably one of the best cycles of the old novels.

>>55180749
nilloR

>>55184719
It's actually different for each walker. Omniscience depicts Jace planeswalking. Garruk also decapitated an ice-based planeswalker because his walking sequence was too slow.

>>55180749

>>55180749
I guess.

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>>55178980
Make the children I wish I had.

>>55184719
Planeswalking is moving from your current position on one plane to another position on another plane. This requires a brief period spent in the Blind Eternities, an inhospitable alternate dimension that destroys anything except for its native lifeforms and planeswalkers, due to the sparks that they possess. Navigation through the Blind Eternities seems to be an unconscious thing, something the spark handles and each planeswalker interprets it differently. Kiora sees it as swimming through an infinite ocean, Jace seems it as endless layers of illusions and dreams that need to deciphered and pushed through, Elspeth found the experience innately traumatic and painful, and so on.

Similarly, how planeswalkers teleport is different. I believe it has been stated somewhere that Kiora needs to be swimming in order for her to enter the endless seas of the Blind Eternities. Not to mention in the first story of Amonkhet, this is written:
>I watched as the others around me began to shift as well, each form vanishing in a slightly different manner. How other mages cast spells—especially how they planeswalk—has always tugged at my curiosity. Perhaps I'd ask the others, when we all had more time.

Planeswalking is nothing more than going from one plane to another, piercing the membrane of your current reality to leave it, moving through the Blind Eternities and then pushing yourself into another reality to enter it. The exact details of how a planeswalker does it and what it feels like is up to the individual planeswalker.

>>55180749
Wat

>>55185121
>At a price though
you mean like souls? because those are easy to get

cast black market> damnation

>>55186126
Hey black.

Guess I go make deals with phyrrexia

>>55180749
Roll

>>55178980
Any reason to not go full colorless?

Cause I would
Be artifact dude

>>55186127
>>55185121
what would be the best colour combination?
BW can work
UBW could likely work, but it might be more along the lines of automata
UBG might work but its a bit fishy
UBR could work, but would be better suited to stealing an existing person

>>55186196
Oh and I can get platinum angels

>>55186196
because colourless is pointless

coloured mana can cast artifacts- and even eldrazy require coloured mana for the most part

>>55186245
You are underestimating the power of myr and artifacts

The best colors would be blue/colorless and white/coloress

And or blue white colorless

>>55186264
B/C- works, but then you are a blue walker with an artifact specialty

red, and white also work

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>>55178980
So, you know how Urza made the Metathran, a race of creatures made purely out of magic? I want to make my own race of beings like that, so I can make them be my slaves. I'd also build a bigass castle with a nice courtyard for me and my Metathran subjects to live in.

I can make them do menial chores, fight each other in Roman style gladiatorial combat for my amusement (usually non-lethal, but bloody with great rewards for the winner), humiliate and harass them for fun, maybe some rude pranks that go too far, and maybe find a couple female ones so I can play with their emotions and do dirty things when I feel like it.

I'd generally try and make myself into a depraved tyrant, like a Roman emperor except more pathetic because I made it all myself instead of conquering it.

Oh, and I'd stay out of the Gatewatch and Bolas' bullshit. I'm not leaving my castle and they can't make me.

>>55178980
Probably get stabbed and left in a gutter because I'm a little bitch boy without Wizards desperately keeping their flagship character alive
>>55180749
>tfw friend pins your IRL personality as Dimir but you hate playing U with a passion
GO, DICE ROLL

>>55186321
>>55180749
In what universe is a depraved tyrant who bullies his slaves for fun a White character?

>>55186321
Urza had a massive infrastructure behind his legions of metathran, not to mention he has the power of an oldwalker as well.

At best, modern planeswalkers can just summon a handful of temporary aether constructs.

>>55186400
>double black
All according to keikaku

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>>55178980
I'd be the ultimate piece of shit. Everything bad I could do? I could also get away with, so I'd just do all the awful things until it got boring.

>>55186522
>inb4 gatewatched

not that i can say i wouldnt, but you have to remember other walkers exist

>>55178980
Probably use my power to create an interplanar trading company of exotic goods and matwrial. Then use my massive wealth to build a network of influence and contacts throughtout the multiverse that I use to tacitly take care of problems.

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>>55186543
I'd have to go down in a way just as awful too. Gatewatch if they did come for me out of all the multi-verse I!

Wouldn't be fuckin' worried cause if the big boys came for me I'd go work for Nico Bignuts Bolas. Become a god of Heathens and just go to planes and spread awful.

>>55186568
>what is the consortium
bolas has you beat boi

>>55186589
>I'd go work for Nico Bignuts Bolas
remeber tezzeret?

bolas keeps his pets on short leashes, your best bet is to play safe, offer assistance if necessary- but just stay out of his way

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>>55186608
Alright plan B part 1.

Create mana constructs like Sorin did. Shape them all to be angels that view me as a God to make my own ego even bigger. Just create as much as I can before I turn into a corpse. Steal mana, charge my batteries, etc. Get at least 16, then go to a plane with a fuck load of goblins and become their god. It'd be perfect.

>Unlimited green fleshlights
>Bunch of fucking mongies
>They breed faster than spics and are just as ugly
>Whenever we run out of shit to absolutely fuck we go to other planes that have little planeswalker activity.

>>55180749
What if I want more than 1 color

I'd go colorless and crap out factories.

Dark steel is a good investment

>>55186648
>becomes mongrel god of the goblins
careful, you'll go tribal

>>55179012
kek

>>55186657
>Dark steel is a good investment
blightsteel*

darksteel is gone

>>55180749
rolling

>>55186693
Eh

Doesn't matter to me.

Phyrexia isn't as evil as it was.

Plus I'd just kidnap slivers and put them on mirrodin

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>>55186679
I aint 'fraid, my main edh is Krenko. Just go full heathen king, and every 15 billion goblins we make we go out to a new plane and make that home. We lose a lot of goblins in the process. But shared animosity and other nasties make it okay.

>>55186709
>mirrodin
also gone

its new phyrexia now meatbag

>>55186720
>bringing goblins over
a. why- goblins are like rats, theres bound to be some on every plane
b. unless you have planar portals you cant
c. one boardwipe and your entire army goes- so dont go to phyrexia (massacre wurm/BSZ), ravnica (ME, verdict), zendicar (eldrazi -x-x one) and some other ones

if you get black, you should invest in planeswalker removal and board-clears- and then just fuck around as a living embodiment of MAD

>>55186759
As I've stated I really don't care about phyrexia.

I'd just create a hazmat suit and employ the locals in mining

Theoretically I should be able to make plastics

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>>55186759
A. But there's not enough and I'm not there to lead them in true revelry.
B.There's gotta be some folks around where are tech smart and wanna party a lot too.
C. I mean yeah, but lore-wise a board wipe is gigantic and if it's full planar who really won?

Besides I'd be a bit more tactical about it. I am a god at this point after all.

>>55186796
>As I've stated I really don't care about phyrexia.
1,600,000,000 goblins (1,1)

massacre wurm gives them all -2,-2

whenever one dies you loose 2 life

thats a lot of damage

>>55186813
>here's gotta be some folks around where are tech smart and wanna party a lot too.
it took a freak accident by one of the biggest genius on a planet of engineers and then tezzeret/bolas fucking with it for one to happen

good luck

>>55186838
This dude is right though.

The best strategy is to have stupid strong monsters.

>>55186855
the best strategy is having rize of the dark realms

show up and get the best of whatever plane you are on

>>55186872
Nah it's to have equipment white weenies+ Anthems.

You get to hang with humans and all the people around you are really strong p

>>55186913
>Anthems.
being the anthem-walker sounds awful, being so reliant on others defeats the idea of being a walker IMO

if you were going to go monoW get the buffs and artifacts and go full one man army

>>55186981
If you are white you also get the anthems

Look at gidion

>>55186993
>gets trashed in every fight
yea, look at him

>>55186997
Yea he's indestructible and flaunts it

But when he fights he gets the white buffs.

>>55187012
>Yea he's indestructible
>indestructible
>defeated by puddle

id prob just explore, find cool stuff from planes, sell said neat stuff to other walkers.
Like a traveling salesman who sells enchanted artifacts and maps of strange worlds.

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>>55187018
Look at his first 0

>>55187035
>DEFEATED BY A PUDDLE
his invincibility is kinda sucky- just get darksteel plate

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>>55187035
Man that's a picture for ants

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>>55187043
No no no

You want one of these

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>>55187078
Or one of these

>>55187078
>>55187089
i mean yes, but those seem like a pain to take with you- whereas armor is forever

>>55187101
It also leaves you open to infect.

>>55187115
>infect
is only on phyrexia, and naturally incompatible with planeswalkers- so is rather harmless in the long run

>>55187167
I dunno Karn got pretty infected

>>55187174
yes- through being on phyrexia and having oil in his heart

but when you get compleated you lose your spark, which is why there are no phyrexian walkers

>>55187194
So I wouldn't need a hazmat suit to go to phyrexia?

I could swim naked in the oil?

>>55187206
no youd get fucked, but youd stop being a walker by the time youre dead.

So its technically correct that it wont kill walkers

>>55187227
So how do I get darksteel if phyrexia is really bad for me?

>>55178980
Throw my lot in with Bolas and try to find a way to undo the mending.

>>55187271
try and track down walkers who have darksteel

maybe hire someone who isnt smart enough to avoid going there

actually going there sounds retarded, since if you get infected theres no cure

>>55178980
How hard would it be to be able to use all the colors.

Cause slivers need all five to work properly.

Just team up with bolas? Abuse the crap outta gem-silvers?

>>55186648
>Create mana constructs like Sorin did
Avacyn heavily drained him.

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>>55187322
There is

>>55187353
she dead

>>55187350
but did he die?

>>55186648
What Sorin did to create Avacyn is now impossible.
Only planeswalkers can move between these days, unless you have access to a specific piece of plot-relevant technology that's now only in the hands of Tezzeret and Nicol Bolas.

Planeswalkers aren't shit now. They're just ordinary wizards that can go between worlds.

>>55187469
>What Sorin did to create Avacyn is now impossible.
he did that after the mending- it just required moon power or something

>>55187482
No, he didn't. He did it centuries before the Mending.

>>55187482
http://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/stone-and-blood-2016-06-15

>One thousand years ago

>>55187550
when was the mending?

>>55187569
like 100 years before current storyline

>>55187569
We don't have a recent timeline but estimations put it roughly sixty years ago, in the setting.

Liliana is roughly three centuries old and existed before the Mending.

So Avacyn was 100% created pre-Mending.

>>55187435
I keep hearing she's dead, yet never get a source for it.

>>55180749
>Blue/Black
Well fuck you to RNJesus, I'm going to go try not to get my ass kicked by a bunch of plucky teenage planeswalkers with attitude.

>>55187341
I'm just picturing a crazy hermit walker chilling with slivers

>>55187915
>I'm going to go try not to get my ass kicked by a bunch of plucky teenage planeswalkers with attitude.
reminder that both times they fought other walkers they got their asses handed to them

>>55186450
Well then, I guess I'll just need to build a shitload of artifacts and just summon ordinary slave people then.

>>55180749
This will likely decide whether I would go for the plane of fun, food, and whores... OR kill, conquer, and rule.

>>55180749
Roll

>>55180749
Fuck it. rolling.

>>55180749
Red or white, red or white, give daddy red or white

>>55180749
Rollin

>>55189346
PISS!!!

**Seriously though, I'm cool with this outcome**

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Get powerful, start wiping out worlds. Go back to playing goddamn Hecatomb like I wanted to in the first place after I got away from fucking M:TG

>>55180749
rollin', rollin', rollin'.

>>55189683
>Red/Blue
Ah, a classic "mad scientist".
That, or a "deceitful artist".

>>55182777
Back in the old days everybody did.

>>55180749
Gimme dat white

>>55190081
Woo

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>>55180749
come on blue

>>55190485
I guess I can still use my powers to find myself a proper elf waifu and spend my time drinking tea.

>>55180749
BLUE get!

>>55190779
Close enough.

>>55180749
Rollan' to see what I get.

>>55180749
Roll

Track down the greatest minds of the multiverse to create the ultimate synthesizer artifact. Capable of easy transport and to be able to technicly generate every single possible sounds in existance or that has not existed yet.

Then make an interplanar band of walkers.

Honestly just learn some magic and fuck off. The planewalkers are all too badass for me, and even the fucking creatures across the multiverse terrify me.

>>55180749
rollan

>>55180749
Roll

I would troll people on 4 chan

>>55180749
Hoping for white.

>>55178980
>no Ugin
that chart is shit

>>55180749
I'm an Ares, so let's see if I actually get red or not.

>>55180749
rawlin

>>55192491
White, well, let's see what I'd be paired with.

Hmmm, I guess, depending on my color, I would spend a bunch of time adventuring, training my skills, getting sweet loot and accolades.

So Bant, basically.

Then Garruk comes out of nowhere and murderizes me.

>>55192552
>garruk appears
>heroes downfall
laugh at dead axeman

>>55180749
Green pls i wanna be the buffinator

>>55178980
A dragon.

>>55192590
I'm apparently white, so not in my pallet.

>>55192629
vindicate

>>55180749
Hoping for rakdos

>>55180749

So, for the people who want to be super special, lets change this up a bit.

Check the last digit of your post. If that number is 6+, go to second to last, if that number is 6+, got to third to last. You can have up to three colors.
1: White
2: Blue
3: Green
4: Red
5: Black
6: Black
7: Red
8: Green
9: Blue
0: White

Thus, someone with 56180798 would be Temur.

>>55178980

Planeswalk to the paradise universe.

>>55180749
Let's go a planeswalking.

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>>55180749
>>55192470
Welp. Go to Mirrodin and search high and low for Urabrask. Swing by Kaladesh first and pick up some heavy duty weapons and armor, maybe a couple gullible inventors to risk the Oil. If I get infected then eh. Double down on the power armor and devote my robotic ass to the cause, subjugating the Furnace Layer and start pumping out siege weapons for the one true waifu Norn. I'm happy either way.

>>55192721
time for a retry

>>55178990

/thread

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>>55192721
You know what, I'll give this a shot.

My dream as a walker would be to basically open the interplanar equivalent of that creepy antique store that always shows up in horror movies. I'd go around the planes getting weird magical bullshit, and then sell/give/bargain it away to people and watch what happens.

The first thing I'd definitely want to do is some painting though. Go get myself and easel and some oils and paint Akoum at sunset, or the open fields of Goldmeadow, or the spires of New Prahv at dawn. Hire some models out of the local populations to pose, and maybe even try to get into making some Planeswalker's Guides, in the spirit of the old Alara one. I mean after all, new walkers need all the help they can get.

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>>55192721
Rolling

>>55193327
Now seeing that I'm apparently UR, I'd definitely go for those walker's guides. Write them as a combination between crazy radio transcripts and dirt sheet papers, start an interplanar news source, and above all, have fun.

>>55180749
If its green or red I'll kms

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>>55178980
As I said the last time, I would try to find a planeswalking ship like Weatherlight and go in the EXACT OPPOSITE DIRECTION OF DOMMARIA/RAVINCA.

There's a vast multiverse out there to explore; I don't want to be getting into seemingly small section that Wizards focus on and I -ESPECIALLY- don't want to be anywhere near the Jaceteers/Nicol Bolas. I mean, really, have you seen how fucked up shit is in the area the M:tG 'canon' focuses on?

unrelated picture

>>55180749
rollan

>>55180749
rollan

>>55194007
>>55180749
Oh and I suppose I would blow shit up too, I guess??? Really, nothing matters more than to theoretical planeswalking me than being AS FAR AS FUCKING POSSIBLE FROM M:TG CANON PLANES.

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>>55178980

Color
>>55180749


I would be the biggest goddamn nerd in the multiverse. I have all the time in the world until I screw up and get killed by another walker or Really screw up and get killed by a mortal or something (See Dafyd and Bolas).

Spend my time reading, watching, collecting and examining stories, myths, shows, books, comics, of all kinds of multiversal media variations.

Additionally, if I find one with a story I do like, I'm going to ruin it forever by giving the protagonists an easy means of accomplishing their goals and generally turn the story to a shitshow of one deus ex machina after another.

Kinda hoping for Black main to go steal or rediscover what's left of Dimentia Summoning from Dominaria but I'll work with whatever I get.

>>55194424
Neowalkers aren't immortal, mate.

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>>55194517
Guess that would be a long-term project to fix; step into one of the old MTG books and steal one of theirs' from the story.

Probably Glacians just to fuck with everything.


But that aside, anything stopping them from being functionally immortal if they're not retarded about their spells? Like, Jayce going mind-hopping from one body to the next to avoid dying in any one of them, or Chandra figuring out a phoenix styled reincarnation to Doc Who it up.

>>55194571
Nah, there's nothing stopping them. They just have to put effort in. Immortality magic seems pretty difficult in MtG, unless you're willing to go to the dankest depths of Blackness.

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>>55194692
I remember one of the short stories from the MTG anthologies from a few years back that'd have an easy fix for it on my part. Starts with an apprentice mage dealing with his master telling him that he would never become a magician. Some shit goes down that's more story-related, but the way he ends up sorting things out is that his master was trying to point out that you don't turn into a mage, but rather you already are one by knowing and learning the process.

So instead of growing older I'll just periodically be younger instead. Black's got lots of *Immortality* that usually comes with a big price. Green values the life cycle too much to grant immortality too much, though woodland spirits seem to be the way to go for that. White doesn't seem like it'd go for immortality unless either 1: you go for the whole Perfect Order and just keep your body's harmony so perfectly that it doesn't fail or age, or 2: you go dormant and wait for the time when you're needed again. Red reincarnates (Rhamadargaz in Planeshift.)

Hell, even mortal mages figured it out here and there. What were those Numena again? Kuber, Lawallan and I forgot the red one but the red one made himself into a city, the blue one reformed himself by overwriting the mind of someone going crazy, and Kuber just got born again when Jeska's goth phase got laid.

Either way, blue immortality seems like it's probably one of the shorter paths now that i think of it. Just kinda prone to accidentally re-writing yourself if you're not careful.

>>55180749
Rollin'

>>55180749
Dammit I want BUG

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>>55195297
YOU'LL GET NONE OF THEM AND LIKE IT.

>>55180749
What is my destiny

>>55180749
rollerskates

>>55180749
Roll

>>55180749
Rasta

Kill myself because I was part of a childishly retarded card game for children

>>55180749
Rrrrolling

>>55180558
This would be #2 on my list of things to do. #1 is finding a relatively calm plane like Kaladesh, selling some inventions from literally anywhere else, and settling down in an isolated apartment far from anyone political.

Stable living and the perfect waifu.

>>55178980
Go to Ravnica and try a brothel from each guild.

>>55197815
That actually gets me thinking, what would the differences be between each guild's brothels?
>Azorius
Super strict about the rules. You've got to sign a contract to purchase, safewords and time limits are binding with heavy penalties if ignored, and you've got to be explicit about what you want, otherwise you won't get it. On the other hand, its professional, skilled, and enjoyable, if a bit cold. Probably also pretty fairly priced.

>Rakdos
Holy fucking shit. Half the time you don't even pay, you just stumble out covered in claw marks and with probably a new kind of tattoo and a venereal disease that makes your dick taste like jalapenos and cocaine. Rakdos hookers are also super aggressive and down for anything, and are definitely going to push your boundaries.

>Simic
Expensive as shit,and you've got to set it up a few weeks in advance, but whatever you want, you'll get. They handcraft you a lay, probably with plans for rent or buy depending on how much you're willing to spend, and will splice together all sorts of different genetic triggers for erogenous zones or physical manipulations for things like flexibility, lubrication, and anything else under the sun. A bit clinical about the whole process though, and you do NOT what to know what went into making your new waifu.

>>55180749
Rollin

>>55180749
Rollo

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>>55180749

>>55178980
Probably settle down somewhere - maybe a quiet corner of Ravnica, more likely somewhere not found in canon - and research immortality.
Preferably through transmutation, of course, and slimes are underused.

>>55180749
>>55192721
May as well, I guess.

>>55180749
rolling

>>55180749
Rolling

>>55197861
>Orzhov
Dead chicks. Expensive, and half the enjoyment comes from writing out the contract beforehand, making these establishments extremely popular with aspiring Lawmages, who have bank to blow and a mighty need to crunch legal theory. Anything from erotic vampirism to ghost blowjobs woooo are available, but at a great price, and if you stumble when setting out your terms you may find yourself owing more than money.

>>55180749

okay let's do this.

>>55180749
Please get white, I want to smite.

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Here's an interesting addition to OPs question, anons.
What plane would you start on if you'd the choice?
What plane would you start on if you are racially and culturally restricted to planes similar to your own genetic and geographic background?
And what colour(s) would you be if you had to grade or analyze yourself to be? please be humble and honest about it.

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>>55178980
I would be white or white/red and I would be friends with Gideon and Elspeth and Ajani and I would travel around moralfagging and being neutralGood or maybe chaoticGood occasionally and I would try to make the multiverse a better place.

My spells of choice would be the lifegain ones and I would be a healer walker.

>>55180749
white or red get

>tfw it's post-Mending so I can't go full Serra and make a plane of grossly incandescent angel-knights

>>55180749
I want to lead an army and figure out a way to pass the spark to someone else. If W, I would pass it to a walker I deemed good, if R I would pass it to a warrior I deemed strong, if G I would pass it to an object in order to create a pseudo planar portal, if U I would pass it to a walker I think would continue to pass the spark along, creating a snowball effect, if B I would steal other walkers sparks in order to become an oldwalker.

I would also sell Phyrexian oil on kaladesh for shits and giggles.

>>55201156
Well it appears you have a goal then.

Un-mend the Mending.

>>55202983
actually, joining bolas sounds like a good idea- at least on a "ill help if you want" level

assume he wins and undoes the mending, so what? he goes back to being god of dominaria/thereabouts or whatever and you can just go and find some other world to rule

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>>55180562

Well shit, can't argue with that.

You'll need someone who's an expert on interplaner telepathy to make sure to reach audiences across the planes

>>55180749
rollin

>>55180749
Rollin

>>55180562
>lesbian sex

Bit of an oxymoron, isn't it?

>>55180749
Rolling for Justice.

>>55180749
rill

>>55210070
Well not justice then. I guess I just use my power to sight see and enrich myself, and avoid getting entrapped with any planes politics.

>>55180749
roll

>>55210689
that's fair, I think I would jealously hoard power given the chance. I tend to gravitate towards blue/black decks in mtg anyways.

Explore the multiverse. Find and repair a suit of Urza's power armor and whoop some Phyrexian ass. Next up Eldrazi mamma-jammas.

>>55178980
I'd try to bang one of each intelligent being in the multiverse, at least once.

>>55180749
roll baby

>>55180749
rollin'

>>55180112
Brother!

>>55180749
rolling.

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>>55178980
I would try and find a way to prevent other walkers from entering our plane and either fuck shit up and/or discover that their existence was purely created for our enjoyment.

Other then that, however, I would try and use my powers to help advance the human race and get us to colonize the stars with the help of magic I guess.

>>55180749
Fuck it

>>55180749
Rolling.

>>55214924
Affinity being blue, I would wander to seek new knowledge, no adventuring, but visiting new civilizations.

Then eventually how to improve myself, as I am the only thing transported by planeswalking anyhow.

>>55180749
Well, let's see.

>>55180749
Well, rolled Green. Guess I use Green to get swole w/ zero effort, then get actually swole by doing typical Green things. Then I go chill on a plane that doesn't suck.

>>55215016
Affinity being Green, I'd undertake my greatest dream here- finding kaiju. Finding, the biggest, coolest, motherfuckerest monsters on each plane and documenting/admiring them from afar. If I'm lucky, maybe I can learn to summon them.

>>55178980
I'd planeswalk my way over to the plane of titties and never leave

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>>55192721
Alright faggots, let's see how i become god today

>>55210175
>Black
>Not Justice.
Go make an oath pact based around honor and your convictions.

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>>55215217
I'm not happy about it, but I'm not angery so this is how we do it.

>Build white weenies, amass a good sized army.
>Go for 3/4 quantity 1/4 quality.
>Planeswalk to New Phyrexia and offer up my plane in exhange for glistening oil.
>Become a right hand to Elesh Norn
>Phyrexian Planeswalker
>Worst case scenario they harvest my spark and destroy the omniverse
>Pic related
>Best case scenario I smash elesh norn and become hyper poweful

>>55178980
i would eat ass

>>55192721
I don't get it.

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>>55215339
You're simic, ug. You lucky bastard you get shit like this

>>55215410
Oh...I still don't get it.

>>55178980
Well I want to go to Esper learn to replace limbs then after that I'd probably look for riches to bring back home and maybe attempt to have sex with every humanoid race in Multiverse

>>55197861
>Selesnya
Actually sex counselors, if you're the one paying to have sex. If they're paying you, they're building their ranks and deemed your genes appropriate. And they all have huge butts.

>>55192721
Blue Black please

>>55180749
rolling

>>55201156
Yeah, look how that worked out. Serra sat in a pod 2/3 of her life just to keep the plane from imploding.

>>55180749
rollling des

>>55180749
no colorless? weak

>>55178980
Quit my job and sleep late.

>>55180749
roll

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Try and fuck an possibly infinite number of monstergirls. Also, cool wizard shit.

>>55180749
Rolling.

>>55180749
Rolling for mana

>>55219258
>Green/Red
Ugh. I guess I'm some barbarian chump or something. Literally none of the colours I wanted.

>>55219291
At least you're not blue, nobody likes those dickless little shits.

>>55219321
We're all probably blue.

>>55180749
Aw sheet.

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>>55192721
Rollan
>>55180783
Agree with this guy, find out what those hungry fucks actually are and perhapsbecome more eldritch in the process.

That or travel around for the sights until I get Garruk'd

>>55180749

rollin

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>>55219497

Red? Ok

I'll try and fuck something from every plane I visit

>>55180749
orayt let's do this

>>55180749
rolli

>>55180749
rullz

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>>55219469
>Grixis
I wanted to be law-abiding

>>55180749
Rolling for mana

>>55192721
Rolling my special snowflake

>>55178980
Honestly, I'm just lucky enough to be one of the red shirts who's first planeswalk takes them to an immediate bloody death, of which there are thousands in the multiverse.

>>55180749
Black black black black black

>>55180749
Rolling

>>55180749
toot

>>55180749
rollan