Help me make the cheesiest space marine list.
>2000 pts
>models you have to work with:
HQs
Captain with jump pack and teeth of terra
Captain in cataphractii
Marneus Calgar
2 lieutenants
Troops
Three ten man tactical squads with plasma gun and missile launchers
Elites
Chapter ancient
Chapter champion
Honor guard
Ironclad Dreadnought
Contemptor dreadnought
Assault Centurions
Tartaros Termies
sternguard
HS
2 devastator squads
Centurion devastators (cannot use these if you already used the siege centurions)
Fast Attack
4 land speeders
9 man assault squad w 2 flamers
fliers
Stormraven w lascannons and typhoon
stormtalon w typhoon
>>55178257
>no guilliman
>plays ultrasmurfs
>wants to be cheesy
>WITHOUT GUILLIMAN
KEK
>>55178257
Just copy the tournament lists, faggot
>>55178697
Well I dont like being too much of a faggot
>>55178787
>shoves dildo 10" in
>w-well I didn't go all in so I'm not a faggot
You play ultras, son, you already showed your faggotry
>>55178787
Dude, if you ask for cheese you better go all the fucking way. One of my bro's at the store (biggest fucking WAACfag I know, btw, great dude, but a pain to fucking play against) just started SM's to get in on that Row-booty goodness. His list is pretty much just a shitton of flyers and gully and some other stuff. EVERYONE HATES IT. But atleast we all know he's a WAACfag, and he doesnt deny it either.
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO CHEESY, GO ALL THE WAY. Being a little bitch and saying "muh-muh list wasnt sooo cheesy, just a little bit..." is far worse than the worst WAACfag who admits he's being an ass imo.
>>55178257
No guilliman, no knights, no cheese
>>55178891
Theres a guy at our store thats an arrogant bitch and its my turn to stomp him, just wanna make sure I embarrass him.
>>55179378
So basically you want to play at his level, so then he can meta his list again and devolve the store into a power gaming spiral?
Cool by me.