Meanwhile, on alien /tg/...

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>>55177035
Ayy lmao

>>55177053
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me mum?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

Nice try /x/.

Goddamn Jupitercucks amirite?

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>>55177035
I LIKE GURPS!!
(because those fuckers are everywhere)

So fellow martians, how would you homebrew an earthling race for use in a game of Stars and Spacers? Venusians need not reply with their xenophilic opinions on earthlings.

>>55177129

I mean, they can't handle vaccuum or pressure changes so they would be heavily dependent on gear to go anywhere but their home planet. I mean, I guess it would be cool to imagine them always being in their space suits but who wants a race totally dependant on gear?

>>55177129

Earthlings are degenerates that can only be compared to Mercurians.

Earthlings have already taken pictures of Vallis Marineris. No doubt they are looking to send one of their shuttles there and rape your women.

>>55177149
Given that earthling technology has only reached the point where they can send slow and dumb scout machines to Mars that can't even find our subterranean habitats, I think it would only be fair to presume that they're advanced enough in SnS where they can genetically modify their bodies to handle issues like that.

Am I the only one that thinks it's fucked up that martians are treated like the baseline? First, it's boring playing a martian and just get +1 to all stats even if it one of the stronger starts. But it's not like earthlings aren't also good at a wide range of skills. It's not like they are all about sex, so why do they exclusively get a cha bonus? Don't even get me started of the Jupiter-folk and their flying racial bonus. It's the only reason to play them. It's bullshit if I want to play off-archetype.

>>55177208

>implying earthling "morality" will even let them do that

They freak the hell out at the mere idea of growing meat in a lab, how the hell do you expect them to gene mod their bodies to adapt to various environments.

>>55177186
They're climbin’ in your windows, they're snatchin’ your people up, tryin’ to rape ‘em. So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause they’re rapin’ everybody out here.

>>55177217
You're retarded.
>First, it's boring playing a martian
This is relevant to baselines how?
>and just get +1 to all stats even if it one of the stronger starts
lrn2roleplaynotrollplay
>But it's not like earthlings aren't also good at a wide range of skills
laughingionianwhores.jpg
>not like they are all about sex, so why do they exclusively get a cha bonus
Name one thing humans are good at that doesn't involve the enjoyment of the actual people it's serving. I'll wait.
>Don't even get me started of the Jupiter-folk and their flying racial bonus. It's the only reason to play them. It's bullshit if I want to play off-archetype.
Jovians are shit and you're shit for wanting to play an agility-tank sack of methane.

>>55177081
Say that to my oscillating maw and sensory ganglia, not online, and see what happens, Marsdork.

>>55177035
AYYY LMAO

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>can't sleep
>get out and spend the time looking up at the stars
>catch a glimpse of Pluto as I gaze around
>mfw there's still these "Plutonians" clinging desperately to their notplanet ever since it's been declared a notplanet
Plutonians, will they ever learn?
Even the earthlings knows that it's not a planet.

>Can't sleep
>Browsing Spacechan
>"Oh, this looks like a fun thread"
>First reply is "OI CUNT YER FUKKEN THREDS A FUKKEN SHIT MARSKUK"
>Entire thread instantly devolves into Belter shitposting and people bitching about Belter shitposting and dies at 600 replies
IP ban for the entire Belt when?

>>55177250
Fluff it as martians, aka the most noble and intelligent race in the galaxy, personally uplifting and enlightening the earthlings. There, now they can be reasonably homebrewed into SnS.

>>55177489
The Weaponized Von Neumann Machine wasn't enough for you faggots, was it?

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>Tfw you will never bee an earthling knight
>You will never go to America University and be captain of the army team
>You will never hunt cowmen in the old west
>You will never marry your samurai GF

Just let me die in my sleep already

>>55177489

>Martians
>Not noble Lunarians

crimson pls

>>55177561
>Martian education at it's finest

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S'up spacechan, Neptunebro here. Rate my new pet. He's a sweetheart.

>>55177627
Isn't that species illegal to own?

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SHAKARA!!

>>55177690
GUCK OF AND GET OUT OF MY THREAD

>>55177627
Fucking Neputians. Like fucking clockwork.
>"Hey guys, I found a new exotic parasitic xenoform! I bet I can tame it, eat it, fuck it, or all three at once!"
>Goes great for a while
>CONTAINMENT BREACH
>Entire aerostat sinks into the eternal storm with the xenoforms and all survivors
>Thousands of lives lost
>One year later, "Hey guys, I found a new exotic parasitic xenoform! I bet I can tame it, eat it, fuck it, or all three at once!"
Neptunians, when will they learn?

>>55177627
>illegak import from staurn on Gholirim navy blue neptune
Fuck off you degenerate

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>>55177721
SHAKARA!

>>55177285
why are you trying to recycle shitty plutonian memes

>>55177667
Not on Neptune.
>>55177735
It will be different this time, I promise.
>>55177744
You first.

>never have a cute belter waifu that talks tough and pushes but is actually sweet and shy behind closed doors. Secretly adores you're neptunian heritage and doesn't care that martians make fun of you.

Black hole when

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>>55177756
RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men and women are ok, but the apices? They ruin tabletop gaming. I'm happy to play with anyone but keep the apices out.

>>55177846
>Wanting to fuck a Belter
I knew Neptunians were degenerates, but holy shit, you've gotta have SOME standards.

So I was visiting a low-civ world, and decided to RP with them since I was within band distance, and they had a very active collaborative fiction web presence. I decided to play the helpless damsel in distress, you know, "oh, my race is stupid and our plaet is dying, please save us." A pretty good story hook, well established in any sapient race's history. I thought, at the worst, they might evert the theme, and slave-vassal the unfortunate race. Instead, they said (and I translate roughly, here), "fornicate away, void-inhabiting sodomizer, our capacity is at maximum. incitement to wreck your vessel on our orbiting satellite."
I just don't know what's wrong with these younger races.

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why are martians big jerks

Who's got any That Blarg stories?

>be me
>trying to play a comfy low tech setting
>no plasma weapons above the 40 watt range
>that blarg shows up
>keeps twitching his face flaps
>smells like he's been spaced
>insists that he should be allowed to play his homebrew "hooman" character
>race is basically retarded but he uses that as justification to try and bring all these special weapons to the game
>mfw he expects me to let him turn a rudimentary ocean vessel into a spaceship with a giant laser attached

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>>55177035
who else procures party favors for their gatherings?

>>55177775
why are you responding to my shitty plutonian memes? Just like a Jovecuck, no humor allowed.

>thatxeno thread

Have this one venusian that constantly wants to rp as a martian with +1 stats and a secret martian-royalty bloodline, never pays attention when we rp, always on his high-frequency broadcaster until it's his turn, and spergs every time a neptunian brings one of their non-binary cross-species concubines to chill and scares them from even getting involved in the game.

>>55177924
Because they're idiots who WE WUZ INTERSTELLAR EMPIRE AND SHEEEEIIIITTTTT!!!!!!!! Yet, you drop a single weaponized Von Neumann on them, and they all retreat into their underground bunkers like the NEETs they are.

>>55178037
Martians cucked every since their emperor signed the inter-planetary treaty.

>>55178031
I've always found it ironic that for a species that celebrates and worships unconditional love for everyone and all, Venusians are fanatically prudish. How do they even breed when they freak out at the subject of sex?

>>55177923
I think I encountered them too. Some retarded ape species that somehow fell assfirst into FTL. They buzzed my vessel the other day and dumped about 12 terabytes of their pornography into my central computer, along with the message "Fucking bitch of whore, son of goatfuck, Two-Pock alive in Serbia, remove being of alien origin." Then they shot primitive fissile weapons at my ship until they got bored and fucked off. What fucking idiot got their ship stolen by these glipgops?

>>55177923
>>55178109
You mean to tell me you were right there next to them and didn't act as their precursors?

You NEVER let a non-engineered sophont try to learn everything on its own! Do you even know what the isolation does to them?

You Milkies are ridiculous, do you know that?

Where my Titan-bros at?

>>55178183
Not from Titan, but you guys are cool. Don't go to Mars today.
t. Plutonian

>it's a "marsturd and plutosperg enters a thread and shitposts it to death with their unwarranted bickering just because some obscure martian comedian made fun of Pluto seventy thousand and eight Hyperion rotations in the past" episode
Someone please bomb both Mars and Pluto.

>>55178131
>You mean to tell me you were right there next to them and didn't act as their precursors?
Yuuup. I probably should have blown their ship into fundamental particles, but...meh...someone else probably will.
>You NEVER let a non-engineered sophont try to learn everything on its own!
I'm sorry, that sounds like a lesser being trying to criticize an elder race it knows nothing of.
>Do you even know what the isolation does to them?
And that sounds like Not My Fucking Problem!
>You Milkies are ridiculous, do you know that?
Our tech is literally aeons above yours. Forgive me for being impatient with lesser beings while us important beings work on reversing entropy and ejecting temporal parasites from causality.

>>55178272
Says the Jovian faggot who's false flagging.

>new guy joins the tabletop group
>he's a mercurian
Do I leave the group or pray that something makes him leave?

Do you guys really agree with using a less developed world to just grow weed for us?

>>55178320
Classic irresponsible Milkies. This kind of thing would never happen in Andromeda.

Ooga booga where the human women at

>>55178660
Isn't that what we're doing with Earth?

>>55178661
>Classic irresponsible Milkies. This kind of thing would never happen in Andromeda.
Andromedian says, while Andromeda is presently facing its worst Galactic War of all time.

>>55178671
That's too risky. If Earthlings as a whole discover us before they develop proper spacefaring technology, our system will end up breaking thousands of Milky Way space laws, and that would mean that we all will get into trouble. It's safer to use a planet with no sapient life for that purpose.

>One of our group's members gets drafted into the Planetary Defense Corps
>Have to find a new member
>One of our members, Glimgorg, gets the bright idea of using an earthling
>Kidnaps...him? Her? How do you tell human genders? Anyway. Kidnaps it from some place that's a rural backwater even by human standards
>Worst. Idea. Ever.
>All it does is whine that it has no idea what's going on, state that it wants to go home, and request something called "Tee" that is apparently required by humans.
>Just randomly rolls dice while cycling through the above
>Group thinks it's hilarious
>Ignore me when I say that this is cruelty to a primitive sophont
How do I tell my group they're being That Blargs?

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>>55178842
>tfw a primitive earthling has a group and I don't

>wanting to homebrew earthling when they haven't even colonized their moon yet

lol even jovians colonized a few of their moons and they hardly even have corporeal bodies.
Only thing earthlings have going for them are "dem thumbs"

>>55178748
Speaking of Earthlings, meme's aside, are they actually going to be helpful when they develop proper spacefaring tech, or are we looking at Martiansperg 2 :Electric Homo Sapien edition?

>>55178965
They're going to kill themselves within the next 200 years. The only survivors will be the ones already in illegal human zoos or kidnapped and held captive by dumbass glipglops.

My PCs just can't stop jumping straight to violence whenever interacting with any kind of NPC in my games. How to I deal with having a group of dalekhobos?

>>55178965
Theories from experts suggests that they could be great soldiers thanks to their violent history of numerous wars. Of course, that would rely on them being rational enough to not try to kill us all.

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>Do our street protest thing, get to know the locals, usual shit
>The fucking humans land.
>In the middle of the god damned street. Halfway crushed a car.
>Herkaderk out to us, immediately start shit
>Most of us are cool, but of fucking course someone's gotta take a swing
>Shit goes down, like half the humans die
>What did they goddamn expect dot jay peg
>Rest fly off
>Cry about it on human news
> +2 Terror Level

So that happened.

Humanity Fuck No thread?

>the earthlings has become a spacefaring species, and you're been chosen to be the ambassador of your species to welcome the earthlings as they enter a new age. Per traditions that has been formed since the first contact between the Martians and Neptunians, you're to provide the Earthlings a gift to show good will and faith, preferably something unique from your culture
>what gift do you give the earthlings?

>>55178998
>>55179029
So, if they go extinct which I sadly doubt, since they seem more related to their exoskeleton vermin then those hairy midgets then we're good. If they get spacefaring tech, then they're going to be pre-treaty Martians with bigger dicks.

>>55179100
>Caring about treaties
>Giving shitty parasite cunts gifts
Nah mate, that'll just encourage em and make em think they're welcome. Give the cucks a fat sack of your shit and point a laser at them until they fuck back home in their shitty shuttles, it's the only way they'll learn.

>>55179023
See, your first mistake was allowing titanians to join your group. Never let a titanian play.

>>55179175
And that's why nobody likes you martians, and especially why most of us hate martian ambassadors.

>>55179202
>Martian
OI!! You take that back, cunt. I'll hook you in the fuckin' gabber, mate, I'm a Belter, true and proud, and I'm just saying what everyone else aint got the fucking quads to say. "Fuck off, we're full!" Why should we give a toss about some shitty treaty some Marskuk signed a thousand years ago? Fuck's in it for us? Mars is a fucking corpse, the Belt's the future!

Anyone here played the earthling game GURPS? It's kind of charming all be it way to rules light. I wouldn't run it for anything other than a novelty one shot though

>>55179272
It's okay and fun. I bothered to take out my earthling skin just to infiltrate earthling society for that tabletop game.

>>55179251
>t. assblasted Martian that wants to be a Belter
Post coordinates or GTFO.

>>55179310
What would you say is the worst earthling tabletop? Also what's playing with earthlings like?

I NEED SOME IMMEDIATE HELP, the group has a new player and she's a venusian cutiepie. I want to fuck her. How do I get some action? I am neptunian if that helps.

>>55179380
>Neptunian
Go kiss a parasitic xenoform, it'll solve your problem right quick.

>>55179353
>What would you say is the worst earthling tabletop?
Probably Dungeons and Dragons. It's like some kind of a plutonian bootleg of Stars and Spacers but without holographic models.
>Also what's playing with earthlings like?
Surprisingly fun. This group of earthlings I am playing with are jovial (even if they bicker a lot) and they're not suspecting that I am in fact a reptilian skinwalker (thank god). They did notice my abnormal speech but they chalked it up to some earthling condition called owlstatic or something like that, I don't know what it is, but I assume it's a serious condition.

>be clone 17 of me
>go to my favourite memory databank on Ceres
>gonna try out some of that new moodstim stuff the Venusians have been making
>it's legal on Ceres, I swear
>qt-gorp on the checkout takes one look at me and what I'm carrying
>her subdermal plates redden in disgust
>I can smell her embarrassment
>can't take the shame so I trigger my neural shredder
>now I'm being fined for improper disposal of a clone and I can't go to my favourite databank ever again
>I didn't even get my moodstims

>tfw earthlings is a popular topic just because they're the only alien species within the system that has yet to space
>tfw nobody talks or cares about arielians even though we just had a brutal and devastating civil war a few days ago

>>55179251
You belters aren't even recognized as a real space nation, don't fool yourself.

>>55179516
That and, trust me this isn't a conspiracy, a few earthling shitposters that like to be talked about

>>55179647
Please, that would be impossible. Earthlings don't even possess knowledge of four dimensional computer programming, how could they possibly have the seven dimensional holographic quantum reversal internet coding required to be able to access Spacechan?

>>55179676
I've heard of a few earthling that we're irresponsibly uplifting that then went on to shitpost all over spacechan

>>55179516
> arielians
Holy shit I thought you guys were extinct?

>>55179728
If they can comperehend operating a standard hi-tech computer easily enough to post on spacechan, I suppose that there might be hope for the earthlings' future after all. Even if they shitpost on spacechan.

>he only watches venusian animation in universal-translated subtitles

>>55179751
>tfw the civil war has been so brutal and devastating that it exaggerated all rumors of our extinction to a critical level
>tfw the civil war has taken such a toll on Ariel that we've been declared legally extinct by the system's unified news network

>>55179762
>implying using spacechan is a good metric for a species intelligence

I'm looking up a bunch of Earth culture stuff for a BattleGlaive 50G game I'm planning and I've just stumbled across something called "Annie-may". Apparently humans get together to observe 2d representations of other, grossly disproportioned humans, usually engaged in sexual acts. This is considered high culture on Earth. These humans are so fucking crazy.

>>55179815
atleast you have cute waifus left, us saturnian-moon dwellers have nothing

>>55177811
>It will be different this time, I promise.
right... next you're going to tell me that your security and containment is unbeatable, that there's no way anything could escape it, and that it doesn't matter because you're pretty sure you can train it to be friendly and productive anyways.

Then, 2-3 standard time units from now, someone's face is going to get eaten. Then containment is going to fail. At that point, you're going to assure us that you can totally take care of the problem and that your hab will be open for trade again in a few more stu's. but of course, you actually won't be able to deal with it, and your hab, like all the others, will crash down into the depths of neptune either due to it's own internal power failures or by the UP spacy opening fire on your hab to keep the contamination from spreading.

and then a little bit of time will pass, and the next neptunian asshole will post on spacechan about his awesome new xeno pet

>>55179854
>still in 2d
>not generating based 4d holo-projections

>be badass belter
>qt and ideal venusian walks down the station hallway
>this is my chance
>i must romance her once and for all
>walk over to her
>ask her what her type is
>she replies with "Earthlings!" with the most obnoxious smile ever
>mfw I can't even express my unbridled rage with anything in my reaction image folder
How do I trigger a supernova?

>>55179888
>"alpha" belter cucked by beta-earthling

Supernova yourself now

>>55179918
>implying he has the courage to go through with it

>>55179176
>Titanians
>Violent
Are you stupid or memeing? Titans just spend all day making money off their fuel oceans.

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>>55177863
SHAKARA!

>phoboslimes are trying to invade and take over glorious Mars by mass immigration, and the Emperor isn't even trying to ban them
Fellow Mars Warriors, we can't let this slide by!

>>55180062
Go AKK AKK elsewhere. Fucking martian suicide bombers

>>55180080
>not even two minutes later, PDF shows up
I have to give to ya, you're getting faster to show up to defend Phobosian scum.

>>55180113
>Implying I'm not from Rhea
>Implying the entire system doesn't know Martians are nothing but AKK AKK suicide bombers

Give me one good reason why you haven't abducted an Earthling and used them as xenahole yet, /atg/.

>>55180165
Because I am not some kind of a degenerate neptunian.

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Y'all seem like a noble lot, have you considered dropping a colony, or a large asteroid on earth?

>>55180165
Because it's not a satisfying as making a member of a more advanced species submit

>>55180165
>Neptunian detected

>>55180191
Why? Their stupid primitive antics are some of the best entertainment this side of Sirius.

>>55180191
What?! NO! I am not done watching America's wild ride yet!

>>55180192
And which advanced species would you want to use as a xenahole?

>>55180278
Belters might be fun to break in considering their pride, I don't know if I would call them advanced though

This is why I'm happy I'm Plutonian. I don't have to deal with any of you inner system nitwits and your galactic-sized egos coming (yes, I'm talking about you Martians!) out here in the Kuiper Belt and making a mess of things.

Makemakians are annoying enough as it is.

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this is your bi-millennial reminder that Martians are cucks and should not be respected despite how much they flaunt their military capabilities.

Remember that time when, in the desperate attempt to regain their emperial glory, the Martians attacked the Earthlings and lost gripper over tentacle and suffered a 100% casualty rating of their invasion fleets because they failed to take into account viral pathogens?

I remember.

>>55180435
That never happened and you know it. It was propaganda made by earthlings against an imaginary enemy that simply coincidentally was called martians.

>>55180432
WE WUZ A PLANET

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>not Being Terran

Stay Mad Xeno-Cucks

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>>55180435
BORN TO EXPIRE/ MARS IS A FUCK/ Kill Em All 1898/ I am wasteheat man
410,757,864,530 DEAD MARTIANS

>>55180462
Martian damage control

>>55180432
Friendly reminder that Pluto is officially considered not a planet.

>>55180492
By earthlings

>>55180501
A broken clock is right twice a day.

>>55180468
>>55180492
1) Who gives a squick what the small-brained Earthlings think?
2) Last I checked Plutonians can hurl comets at the rest of the system whenever we want. You can thank the Neptunians for giving us so much ammo.

Always remember, you were born to a world where the sky can melt lead. You lift literal tons of atmosphere every time you swing your arm. You endure endless thunderstorms, the likes of which terrify other species, where in rains sulfuric acid. You are the baddest of the badass, and you don't even need to try.
Venusians Fuck Yeah.

>>55180561
Plutta, you ARE a comet. And you can't hurl shit.
Fuck, your moon is almost as big as you are. Center of gravity is outside your fucking atmosphere.
goddamn, son, "w-we have comets we can throw!" trying too hard.

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>>55180435
Delet this.

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sup alien bros!

no one planning on messing or attacking those dumb earthlings right?

they are totally not worth the time.

>>55180624
Of course we're not gonna do that, why would anyone do that? The galactic treaty forbid interfering with civilizations.that haven't achieved true space travel yet.

>>55180624
That's not funny, Belter, it's just pathetic.

>>55180624
>that fucking logo
Aw shit who gave the those literal 3rd worlders Extranet access?

I blame the fucking belters.
I'm pretty sure this is a violation of some regulation.

>>55180571
yeah hows that atmosphere venusian-cuck. Mary-Sue RP more

>>55180656
t. belter who got rejected by venusians

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>>55180651
>>55180655
>everyone jumps to blame the Belters

what the fuck did we do to make you think it was us?

>>55180680
>Be nation of relentless shitposters proud of nothing
>Endless "OI BELTA WE THE BEST" crap
>Proud of flouting treaties and fighting dirty in every single war you've ever fought in
>In reality, a bunch of filthy hopped up rock farmers who just enjoy fucking with everyone for no real reason
>Shocked when everyone blames you when something gets fucked up for no real reason
Fucking Belters, man.

>>55180571
>Always remember, you were born to a world where the sky can melt lead. You lift literal tons of atmosphere every time you swing your arm. You endure endless thunderstorms, the likes of which terrify other species, where in rains sulfuric acid. You are the baddest of the badass, and you don't even need to try.
>Venusians Fuck Yeah.
By Charon, here I was thinking Martians had big egos.

>>55180607
>implying you know anything about Plutonian military capability
The Makemakians would tell you differently. Pluto rules the Kuiper Belt for a very good reason.

>>55180655
Let's be honest, it was probably the Mercurians. They've got nothing better to do these days.

>>55180706
Honestly I kinda feel bad for them. Their original homeworld over there in what's-it's-name got fucked up real hard and the belt here is the safest place that can prevent their extinction. A protected species is a protected species, as obnoxious and stupid they might be.

>>55180710
>Pluto rules the Kuiper Belt for a very good reason.
Literally no one else wants it?
If Mars, or even Neptune decided they wanted it, well.

The Terrans have "The Falkland Islands" right? That was hilarious.

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>>55180680
Dose it make you a Xenophile if you like those air bladders?

Asking for a friend

>>55177408
>Pluto not a planet

You Jupiter-fags were the ones who planted that idea in their heads, fuck you and fuck your stupid ass gas giant. I wish the Terrans took their land mass ruler and gassed you with the rest of their sub-species.

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>>55180796
>like another species secondary sexual characteristics

Yes, yes it does. Degenerate.

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>non-martian civilizations will never look this good
It is okay to be jelly of our grand and lustrous subterranean civilization, it's only normal and nobody will fault you for it.

>>55180829
I'll be honest, I'm kind of impressed, but only in the macabre way.
you're like a civilization scaled NEET, that doesn't dare come out of his filth laden hole. It's a miracle you've managed to hold your breath for so long.

>>55180680
>shitpost 24/7 on /inter-pol/

>>55180891
>he needs air to live
>he thinks a clean and well maintained planet wide city is filthy
>he's super jelly
>laughingmartiancourtesans.jpg

>>55180786
>If Mars, or even Neptune decided they wanted it, well.
>Not knowing basic history or Neptune's hilarious disaster that was the Kuiper Expedition and how Neptune lost most of its Fleet trying to conquer 1 tiny planet with 5 even tinier moons
Also
>implying modern Mars military could even conquer the rather laid-back Erisians
Granted, they'd have to reach (not to mention find) Eris first. Thing's 3 times farther than Pluto is from Sol.

>>55177561
hur durrrr we name planet after war

t.martian

>>55181131
>Earthers named Mars after war
>Actual Mars is terrible at it

really pulsates your computational nodes.

>>55180748
>A protected species is a protected species,
>protected species
Wait, does that mean Kuiper Belt planets aren't supposed to use the Belt as target practice for their trans-neptunian mass accelerator weaponry?

Real talk guys:

What's up with Mercurians lately? Did their planetary government devolve into another civil war while I wasn't paying attention?

t. Plutonian with bad extranet coverage

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>>55180655
GIB SNEK!

>>55180823
GIBSNEKGIBSNEKGIBSNEK!!!1!!¿

>>55181334
Fuck off, Martian colonizers fucked us so hard when they stole our fucking atmosphere to fuel they're shitty lightminute-a-gallon ships.

>>55181446
Wait, they stripped your atmosphere for fuel?

For Nyx's sake Martians, could you NEETS be anymore primitive?

Ok Ok, hear me out.

first i have to start by admitting i'm an Earthling

but i figured you guys (could) help me out. why can i breathe without a suit on mars.i can even jump farther than on the moon.

please help i just want to go home.

Hey Spacechan what's up-

Oh for Flork's sake, why do the Jupiter-fags always have to come in and ruin nice threads like this?

t. Uranusian

>>55181411
... What.

So really. What is that?

Have those Neptunian degenerates been making genetically engineered 'pleasure hybrids' again?!

>>55181638
Sorry Earthling, but you're probably gonna die. Best thing to do is run amok inside the Martian subterranean cities and try to wreck as much of their stuff as possible before they try to invade your homeworld again.

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>>55181638
what
>>55181708
said.
Remember, this is their home turf, so they have no reason to deploy viral pathogen counter agents and they still really don't know how your sweaty skin microbugs work.

Simply finding an entrance to one of their Geofronts could possibly kill THOUSANDS of those squid bastards if your germs get in.

Do the right thing, make Zorg proud.

>>55181163
underrated quark

>>55181638
Was that "jonn carter of mars" book one of you wrote real somehow? Go fuck em up if that's the case. I'm getting in my ship, gonna get some mars loot from this. And stream after the loot.

>>55181948
Oh good, I was looking for a closer target to shoot at than Neptune's rings.

...I'm kidding!

Seriously though, how are you Eris-fags even getting Extranet all the way out there? You guys are practically out in the damn Oort cloud as it is.

>>55182029
Our existence revealed to even the earthlings that you ain't a planet. And I live right near the extranet station.

>>55180165
They don't like being moved out-system, it's illegal, I have no real interest. Plenty of reasons, really.

So how are things over at Sol? Your neighbors are curious.

>>55182061
I'm sorry, which world rules the Kuiper Belt again? Oh that's right: it's Pluto. We're the reason the Neptunian degenerates haven't tried to invade your world yet.

Speaking of which, you heard anything from the Sednoid Confederacy lately? Those secretive icebrains are planning something nefarious, I just know it.

>>55182189
>So how are things over at Sol? Your neighbors are curious.
Martians are being self-absorbed NEETs trying and failing relive their glory days of empires past, Jupiter-fags are being their usual arrogant selves, apparently Pluto's managed to cobble together some sort of 'ice empire' out in the Kuiper Belt and can weaponize comets or something (which HAS to violate a dozen interstellar treaties at minimum), Neptune's still filled with degenerates...

And the Earthlings still haven't managed to figure out how to become a space faring species. It's kinda sad, since they've only sent out one probe our way so far. It's like they don't want to come visit us or something.

t. depressed Uranusian

>>55177035
So how do I create truly human humans?

Every time I try to do this convincingly in an RPG it's just another alien, because it was invented by the mind of an alien.

Is this even possible, fellow ayys?

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>>55182950
are you stupid?
They're the aliens, not you.

>>55182950
Have you tried, I dunno, abducting a human and asking for their input?

Those laws against abducting earthlings are more like guidelines anyway after all...

>>55182329
Reticulan here, when visiting Sol I always look forward to getting my probes all up in Uranus.

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>our face-structure when this thread

Good to see we can still rely on SpaceChan to remind us that we Europans aren't missing out on much behind the Ice Layer.

Something about non-collective organisms, we swear.

The United Federation of Alpha Centauri laughs at the antics of the Sol System.

>you will never have a sweet martian gf who will happily hug, snuggle and cuddle you with her many tentacles while telling you that she don't mind that you're venusian and not martian

>>55184150
>It's a Europans think that they're not laughing stocks for being an one-dimensional hive mind with no concept of individuality episode
Even Plutonians find you laughable.

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>>55185713
>he thinks subsumed individuality is the same as removed individuality
>he's THIS evolutionarily unprepared for large-scale democratic decision making

>>55181668
>planet named anus
go back to the methane mines freak.

>>55185906
How DARE you mock our sacred world! I will let you know that Uranus means "Holy Mother" in Uranusian and by mocking her you have provoked the wrath of her children! Don't be surprised if you find a jihad marching up to your doorsteps in the next days.

>current year
>there are still organic beings in this galaxy
Please become extinct or something. You meatbags smell

>Yet another thread full of Sol-cucks wanking about on about great their primitive worlds are.

why don't you all just get >>>/spaced/ ?

t. Antaran Master Race

>>55185996
>Hating the star system literally called "Star System" because you didn't get the name first
Stay sodium chlorided Anty

>>55185713
>Even Plutonians find Europans laughable.
Hey, don't compare those hive mind imbeciles to us! We Plutonians might be way out in Kuiper Belt, but at least we're independent and aren't a collective of gasbag-smelling serfs to the Jupiter-fags.

Anyone who doesn't find Europans laughable needs their cortex checked.

>His system has non-spacefaring species.

Embarrassing tbqh.

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