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Good afternoon and welcome to /tg/ the board where everything's made up and the experience points are sort of like my calorie count - too excessive to matter!
Today we'll be playing a game called Scenes from a Hat: /tg/ Edition! If you don't know how the game works, we carefully collected suggestions from fellow elegan/tg/entlemen and randomized them in this hat. I'll select the scene suggestions and we'll see what kind of responses we get!
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Graffiti found in the dungeon restrooms.
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>>55171635
For a good time visit the Doppelgangers four rooms over.
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>>55171635explosive rune
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>>55171635
Summon Grogg for a good time
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>>55171851
Why would I summon Grogg when I could just conjure grog?
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>>55171635
Beware of mimics.
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>>55171635
>*unreadable eldritch text that makes your eyes start bleeding* wuz here
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>>55171635
"Guys fuck off and summon someone else, I'm trying to sleep. - Majin"
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>>55171635
I think this stall might be a mim
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>>55171626
Things you can say about your weapon, but not your girlfriend.
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That Guy is at it again.
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>>55172254
I hate when it gets all bloody
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>>55172254
It's pretty low maintenance.
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>>55172254
Doesn't get mad when you try another one for a change...
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>>55171626
Here I sit, here I shit, Not a single experience point for it.
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>>55172254
She's the sharpest thing around
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>>55172254
I polish her daily
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>>55172254
Doesn't complain when I lock it up in a chest
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>>55172254
If I have to take her out she's already failed me once.
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>>55172254
Not working as well as she used to, better take her to the smith for a good pounding.
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>>55171821
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>>55172254
I just keep it in my basement when I'm not using it.
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>>55172254
I regret having to leave her behind to flee from that swamp troll
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>>55172254
Which one? I have a lot.
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>>55172254
Disassembly is a breeze
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When I'm using her in public I don't get arrested.
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>>55179249
>disassembly
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>>55172254
I hate letting random thugs from the tavern pay me to take it down a nearby dark alley for five minutes.
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>>55172254
Found mine at the marketplace, took her home for a nice bargain.
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