A wizard has turned your entire party into parrots

>>55145252
I swear there was a quest thread like this.

On /tg/.

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Chill out as a crew of sweet birds for a while, this ain't so bad.

>>55145252
Find a room full of tiki and sing catchy songs.

>>55145252
Polly wants a wizard finger.

ERP of course. When asked why I'm roleplaying fucking another player's girlfriend, I can reply "that's just what my character would do, rawwwk"

Murder the dm for including me in his furfag magical realm

>>55145252
would a bards spells have a bonus due to birds having an affinity for singing

>>55145252
Peck out wizard's eyes.

>>55147036
Yes.

>>55145252

With my sorcery turn the wizard into a crab.

>>55145330
That's a kakapo, not a parrot.

>>55145252
Well, I should probably try to figure out why I turned myself and my companions into parrots. I'm sure I had a good reason.

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Wild shape into best bird and then laugh at the rest of the party.

>>55149422
>Kakapo
>not a parrot

wut

>>55145252
Find authorities/king/pope/wizard's rival and fly around saying something offensive like 'Heil Hitler', insults to the king and other stuff. When they catch you and want to know your master who taught you all these terrible things lead them to wizard's tower.

SQUAWK

>>55145252
As a group, we shit all over everything the wizard owns.

Why is it always a wizard?

Constantly poop on him and all his things.

>>55149532
Okay, it was evil sorceress. Better now?