Attention to all members of this Branch. Somebody or quite possibly, -Something-, has contaminated many of our record vaults with a gooey substance that bears a heavy resemblance to strawberry jam, thus ruining several texts and manuscripts that we had secured. As well as that, we are also missing a specific piece from Containment Zone A-1, which might pose a problem for future research efforts.
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Quiet this eve, is it not?
>>55142577
where is this from?
>>55141944
Is this some sort of quest? It sounds like a quest.
>>55142632
From the mystical lands of Yomawari.
>>55142645
This is what it is:
>>54994509
It's pretty much like those Mage Guild and Field Kit threads you see from time to time.
>>55141944
I think my team can help with the jam thing, but we'll need to know if that stuff actually is strawberry jam. I don't want a repeat of last Friday's toilet fire.