True Neutral is the only allignment.

>>55134619
Doesn't matter what you put on it, it still tastes like a hotdog.


Playing a system with no alignments is the only true answer.

>>55134619
Your system fails to account for chilidog with grated cheese, and therefore fails...

>>55134669
>chilidog
On a scale from 1 to 10, how fast do you feel the need to go?

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>>55134619

>>55134619
>no beefdog with BBQ sauce
fukkin dropped

>no sauerkraut
Your alignment system is awful. Which should be expected from someone who puts red tomato caramel on a hotdog.

>>55134619
>spaghetti, salmon strips
What kind of fucking dumbass retard thought yakisoba and pickled ginger were "spaghetti" and "salmon strips"?

>>55134619
But anon, mustard and onions.

>>55134726
Alignment have almost nothing to do with political views. There can be LG right and left-wingers and centrists as well.

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Yare yare, small fry. You're 100 years to early to make me. Go back to Subway while you still can, kid.

>>55134912
Not 'merican, but the only thing worse than red candy is rotten cabbage.

Jalapeños, crispy onion, bacon and red chimichurri. Boom, the ultimate hotdog.

>>55135184
Ah, the REAL challenger appears

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>>55135175

>>55135184
A BLT is a sandwich
A chip butty is a sandwich
Ice cream between waffles is a sandwich
A sub is a sandwich
A hotdog is not a sandwich
An icecream taco is definitely not a sandwich
Chicken wraps, burritos, and pop tarts are not sandwiches
Fight me.

>>55135281
Not an argument.

There wasn't arguing in the first place.

A hot dog is a sandwich.

You're a faggot.

>>55135291
I'll fight you for the hot dog. Otherwise you seem pretty alright.

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>>55135184
>Radical Sandwich Anarchy

>>55134619
Daily reminder that ice cream between waffles is still a sandwich.

>>55135299
Not an argument

>>55135184
The only chart you'll ever need

>>55134619
But what if I want Jalepenos, Onion, Ketchup and Mustard?

Either way, true neutral is objectively the best on this chart. Someone post the sandwich one too.

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>>55134619
>Using alignment system

Fucking pleb.

>>55135793
>chaotic insane

>>55135793
How do you even eat that? Do you use a knife and fork? What happens halfway through when your ingredients spill from the top all over the plate? Do you just dive in ingredient first? That's just Chaotic. There is no good or evil here, just madness.

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>>55135831
>>55135853
That's nothing.

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>>55135883
I like the way you think, good sir.

>>55135853
We use hands, starting by the sides. If anything falls into the plate, you eat later or put it back on the top.

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>>55135883
When does a hotdog cease becoming a hotdog and instead become some weird bread and nonsense sandwich?

>>55134619
"mincemeat sauce"
do ameriblobs rly say this?

>>55136050
Murican here, I've never heard that term before.

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>>55135958

>>55136050
No. We say either "hotdog sauce" or just "sauce" with the context of being on a hotdog as enough information to specify the type of sauce.

>>55134726
Centrist means you want guns, but also don't give a fuck if gay people want to get married.

>>55135793
>>55135883
>>55135952
Every time I see stuff like that I no longer wonder why Americans can't cook for shit.

>wasting time with a frankfurter when you could be eating a bratwurst

Is there a hamburger chart

One with different varieties of hamburger not the one with a hamburger in various situations.

Where would a guac burger be on it

>>55136276
Jokes on you, the first and last pics are from restaurants in Brazil.

>>55135793
>chaotic stupid

>>55134669
You know, I once visited Belfast in Ireland and I ordered a chillidog. What I got was a hotdog covered in sweet chilli sauce. Fucking paddies, man. They're fucked up.

>>55136326

How is bottom left not chaotic evil? Look at him, that's AT LEAST six apples in there.

>>55135184
>not being a hardline traditionalist
Fucking radical sandwich anarchists, I tell you. They're the reason society is going to shit.

>>55135184
The only difference between the bread in a sub and the bread in a hotdog is that the sub's bread is fully separated.

>>55136240
That's a libertarian.

>>55136132
Fucking saved. You are a glorious bastard anon.

What on earth would fried onions and ketchup be alignment-wise?

>Not a single mention of olives in the entire thread
For shame, /tg/. For shame.

>>55136506
>ketchup
evil

>>55136050
Absolutely not, "mincemeat" isn't even a term people use in the US, non-chili, meat-based sauces are just called meat sauce and the term "ground" is used rather than "minced".

Wherever this faggot is from, it isn't a proper country.

>>55134619
>only Chaotic Evil has the biggest content of actual meat
that's pretty damn messed up

>>55135184
>Radical Sandwich Anarchy

Wouldn't that mean that gyoza, pierogi, and crab rangoon are sandwiches?

>>55136712
Also no god fearing, red blooded american would call a hot dog a sausage.

>>55135246
>DSP lawful anything

>>55136050
no. I assume that's some UK fuck trying to describe a chilidog without knowing what proper chili is.
I've seen those niggas put carrots in something they call chili.

>>55136899
I've seen those crumpet munchers put corn on pizza.

>>55136858
>>55136858
Really? As a Canadian, I'd call a sausage a sausage, and a hot dog a hot dog, but really, a sausage is a wide variety of meats, and a hot dog is some very specific bbq'd bullshit.

>>55136899
Bitch, carrots and corn go very well in chili. I've seen some americans call a bastardized refried bean slop with hamburger chili. Where are the fresh mushrooms and onion? Where is the texture? Are you seriously telling me you fucks don't make your chili with half and half ground pork/beef?

>>55136920
I've seen those tea slurpers drive on the wrong side of the road

>>55134619
>ketchup mustard onions pickles and mayonnaise
What allignment am i?

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>>55136948

>>55134619
Apparently I'm either lawful evil or chaotic neutral depending on my mood, but I'll settle for chaotic good when I'm hung over.

>>55134726
To be fair, people who hold serious convictions or beliefs tend to be pretty retarded.

>>55136956
mayo?
an abomination

>>55136948
Technically we're the ones driving on the "wrong" side, and you can thank the Conestoga wagon's weird seat placement for that.

>>55136925
Maybe they're from Texas. Apparently those guys have some sort of chili based autism.

>>55134726
Being Centrist doesn't mean to have no opinion.

>>55137003
What do people have against mayo?
It's delicious if it's proper mayo not hellman's white bullshit.
I also don't understand what you have against pineapple on pizza. It's fucking delicious and you can not call for pizza purity without first addressing weird things like chicago deep dish (also delicious).

>>55136712
Mincemeat is relatively common among generations older than yours anon. Give it a try

>>55137048
>I also don't understand what you have against pineapple on pizza.
There are many ways to blend sweet and salty flavors in exciting and interesting ways. Pineapple is one of the ways that polarizes people for two reasons:
>It has a unique flavor many people will either hate or love, and you don't hear much from the people in the middle.
>It's a fucking meme.

>>55135246
Who is the Japanese woman surrounded by KFC chicken?

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>>55134619
>no dog with kraut and mustard
>>55135184
>Rad. Anarchy is still sandwich shaped
>>55135246
>Dayum Drops isn't an option

Fucking alignment systems.

>>55137124
Yuka Kinoshita. She's amazing.

>>55136925
>Carrots, corn, mushrooms, and ground pork are totally normal chili ingredients
>Beans are some weird abomination

>>55134619
Lawful good+Neutral good=true neutral

>>55137269
Carrots are added to chili to make it sweeter for pussies who can't handle the spicy stuff. It's ironic that the ones who aren't burning out their tastebuds with capsicum are the ones with no taste.

>>55136925
Corn and onions are good in chili. So are beans. Carrots and mushrooms, though? You understand you're not making spicy stew, right? Because spicy stew is great in the winter, but chili it ain't.

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>>55134619

>ketchup
>on a hotdog

Heresy of the highest order.

>>55134619
No relish, no way.

>>55138257
What sort of ketchup are we talking about, the sweet stuff or the slightly bitter one?

So what I'm getting from all this is some sort of chili version of this chart?

>>55138384
More like we need a general alignment chart for condiments entirely.

>>55134619
True neutral 4 lyfe, fight me nerds.

>>55135184
SANDWICHES: BLT, Chip Butty, Sub, Hot Dog

NOT SANDWICHES: Ice cream between waffles, Ice Cream Taco, Chicken Wrap, Burrito, FUCKING POP TARTS

>>55136992
Yeah, including the people who hold serious beliefs and convictions about not having serious beliefs or convictions. I wish that was a joke, but I know enough people who think that way to know it's true.

>>55138257
Ketchup goes on hot dogs
Mustard goes on brats
Spiced sausage needs nothing
This is the one universal truth, amen

>>55138402
What about 1 axis for clean/messy and another for savory/sweet?
SaC- Marmite
NC- Butter
SwC- Jam
SaN- Hot sauce
TN- ???
SwN- Honey
SaM- Ketchup/mustard
NM- Peanut butter
SwM- Nutella

>>55138585
TN should be Mayo
It goes on literally everything and is always good

>>55134619
I can live with being Chaotic Good.

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>>55134619
Sprats, cheese, fried egg, crab sticks, onions, mushrooms, frozen raspberries, fertilize with tears of the Germans and all culinaries of the world.

>>55136463
The only difference between hot dogs and other sandwich sausages is that hotdogs are generally not sliced before being put in the bread.

>>55134619
I put just fried onions on my hot dogs, where do I go?

>>55134679
Fast.

>>55135184
It's literally called an ICE CREAM SANDWICH

>>55138384
There's no need for a chili alignment chart. There's good chili and then there's whatever the hell kind of ground beef stew idiots like >>55136925 pretend is chili.

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How about an apple chart.

>>55138727
Are you going to a meeting immediate after eating it?
If yes: chaotic evil
If no: lawful evil

>>55136422
And that's just terrible.

>>55134619
wheres pretzel dog with cheese, onions, and bacon

>>55137048
>pineapple on pizza
Disgusting.
>chicago deep dish
That's a fucking quiche, and not even a good one.

>>55138257

>reversing one of the axes

Fuck you.

>>55136240
It also means you don't want guns, but also means you give a fuck if gay people want to get married.

>>55137028
Texan here. First of all we're better than everyone, yeehaw. The stars are bright late at night. Clap clap. Deep in the heart of Texas.

Second, yes we are all autistic over chili.

>>55139003
At Sheetz!

>>55135184
All top row, also a sub is a sandwich in what universe is it not

>>55135291
>>55139191
These anons understand what are and are not sandwiches. All others are wrong.

>>55139155
You're all soggy now so you're basically just paler Lousianans.

"Better than everyone" so long as that doesn't count anything north of you.

>>55134619
whatever i am i am lawful, i could be swayed to any sort of lawful.

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New topic of discussion:
Is pic related a grilled cheese or a melt?

>>55139329
Well that isn't real cheese on there so it's extruded orange dairy product between toast.

>>55139329
its a melt

>>55139329
Aren't melts pressed?
That doesn't really look pressed to me, just thin.

>>55139367
It's actually cheddar. You can tell from the way the lip of the cheese is cooling into a solid curl. American "cheese" continues to drop even after it solidifies, only a real cheese will have a solid curl like that.
>>55139329
It's a melt, in order to eve a grilled cheese it would have to either have been on a grill or griddle. The bread isn't dark enough for that to have happened.

>>55139329

It's a melt because the meat is the "meat" of the sandwich so to speak rather than the cheese.

>>55139155
If y'all were a real Texan you'd know there's four claps in that song.

>>55139329
It's a grilled cheese.

>>55139227
What's that yank? Sorry, I was busy drying off with the oil money and all the cash left over from having no state income tax and some of the lowest costs of living in the country. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to make sure the ratios in my chili are balanced.

>>55139504
See? Told you we're autistic.

>>55139329
Is it cheese between two slices of butter-side out bread? Is it grilled on a griddle, frying pan or panini press? Congratulations, dipshit, you've got yourself a grilled cheese. Does it have other ingredients inside it like meat or peppers? Doesn't fucking matter, it's a grilled cheese.

Soda, pop, or coke?

>>55139632
Soda unless I am drinking a coke.

>>55136856
It's in the structural rebel, so yes.
But only if you're a radical sandwich anarchist.

>>55139632
Coke only applies to Coca-Cola. Non-coke Cola is Cola.

>>55139329
>inb4 some Euro tries to call it a "toastie"
>inb4 "it's a toastie, because it isn't cooked on agrill!"

It isn't cooked in toaster either, you bong

>>55139632
Soda. Pop is for betas and coke is for toothless hillbillies.

>>55139632
Coke > Pop > Soda

>>55139590
How's it feel having objectively inferior taste and not knowing how to make something as simple as grilled cheese? I bet your shit comes out soggy, squished flat, and I bet that's how you think it's supposed to be
I bet you even like it that way, you savage. Let me make you a real grilled cheese then spoil you with foot rubs while you eat it f..fag.

>>55134619
Where in the hell is the option my dad cheated on kosher with?
Hebrew national all-beef boiled in Manischewitz chicken stock, then pocked with a fork and fried in it's own grease, with an extra-cheese and pep slice of Manhattan style for the bun.
Too bad that vendor died on 9/11. I only got to taste his delicious jew-heresy once

>>55138910
>Red Delicious
>Eating
Look at how wrong it is.

>>55139875
>Red delicious
They really are only ever one of those two things.

>>55139894
Litterally. The same gene that makes them that red also inhibits their flavor. Take a wild guess if we breed for it to be there or not be there.

>>55134726
>>55135281
You are just salty that the centrists aren't taking your side.

>>55134619
So I'm lawful neutral, chaotic neutral and lawful evil?
And what about cheese sometimes I put cheese strips

>>55139951
>And what about cheese sometimes I put cheese strips
Pure degeneracy.

>>55135793

So this is what the splat books must look like.

>>55135952

the meat looks like shit.

>>55139951
I sometimes wrap the sausage of the hotdog in a cheese slice or two but I think everyone admits that's degeneracy of the highest degree.

Not that I'm gonna stop since it's so delicious.

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>>55140395
More like rules bloat

>>55140430
tabernac

>>55140430

I am Canadian. And I would shamefully eat that.

>>55140486
There's no shame at all in it, brother.

>>55138537
I'd like to have strong beliefs and convictions but I don't think I'm smart enough to determine the correct ones to have.

>>55140486
How do you even eat things like that? Like practically, not morally.

>>55140534
With your mouth.

>>55134619
>coleslaw
Pretty damn sure that's sauerkraut.

>>55140557
Isn't it too big to fit in? And if you bite in pieces, it'll all fall out.

>>55140534
You just pick it up and bite it, it's not even that big. The trick to eating stereotypical "big American food" is to not be afraid to get messy. At American gastropubs and diners, we expect to get a meal that will fill us up and leave us with left overs. While there are people that eat burgers with 3 different meats that tops out at a pound of food, that's like three meals for me. Just pick it up and take a big ol bite. Make a mess. And when you get full you just take the rest to go. Welcome to happiness, friend.

>>55140534
>>55140577
It's meant to be eaten open faced (the hotdog is cut in half so each side of the bun has both the poutine and the meat). You'd hold it flat in your hand and take bites from one side and then the next. If a little falls off, pick it up off the plate with a fork.

>>55139739
What about toaster bags?


It's actually quite annoying, most of the time either the cheese isn't melted enough or the toast is kinda burned

>>55134919
the same idiot who said sauerkraut was coleslaw, chili was "mince meat sauce" and relish was just pickles.

>>55136463
A sub's bread is also not necessarily separated.

>>55138257
Is a hamburger a sandwich?

>>55136240
Centrism also means you want gays to get married to guns.

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So, steak and eggs is considered breakfast
But an egg on a burger is not

I need to know why

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>>55140486

>>55141757
Because formalized time allotment of foods is a fairly new thing.

Formerly, one just ate whatever they had on hand.

>>55141743
>Centrism also means you want gays to get married to guns.
"Pounded in the Butt by the Gun I'm legally married to"
Shit, the Chuck Tingle books write themselves

>>55141799
That didn't address the question.

>>55141852
It kinda does. "Breakfast food" is a new thing.

Though it was always thought that a high protein, high calorie food for breakfast was optimal.

>>55141757
That's called loco moco in Hawaii, and is considered a staple breakfast food. It's usually served as hamburger patties or ground beef with runny eggs on rice.

>>55139632
Have Americans never heard of drinking water?

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>>55134619
>chaotic evil
"""no"""

>>55141994
That's the true neutral option

>>55139329
It's a ham and cheese sandwich.

>>55135714
Godtier combo there. I'd swap the ketchup for BBQ though and maybe add lettuce depending on the sandwich.

>>55136396
Hahaha.

>>55134669
I prefer a chili dog with nacho cheese, but grated cheese makes for a not so solid #2.

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What alignment is this?

>>55143844
Pure chaos

>>55137040
It just means your opinion is always shit

>>55136856

A beehive is a sandwich

>>55134619
Who the fuck refers to a hotdog as "sausage"?

It's called either a hotdog, or a dawg, depending on where in the USA you live. Anything else is unAmerican, and therefore inferior in every way.

>>55141743
There's literally nothing wrong with marrying guns.

>>55136050
I'm guessing it's either a UK or Aussie thing, I'm from Burgerland and in addition to the mincemeat/chili thing we have a clear distinction between hot dogs and sausages.

>>55134726
this

>>55135246
>no steve1989

>>55135184
Structural purist who makes an exception for subs. That's me.

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>>55134726

>>55136494
centrists also like sidewalks and bank regulations, and maybe not legal heroin.

>>55146347
biiiiiig maybe there.

>>55135246
>Chaotic evil
Hey I just like watching a man who sounds like he has brain damage chugging a bottle of vodka. Yeah now that I think about it I may be evil.

>>55134619
Lawful neutral is accurate

>>55140430
As a québecer who hates my province.

This makes me want to get up and proudly proclame that i love my "country"

>>55143844
Lawful Stupid

>>55139632
"Soft Drink"

>>55139329
It's a toasted ham and cheese sandwich
Keeping in mind that toasting is not exclusively for toasters

>>55134619
local Yocco's is lawful evil. My stomach agrees.

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>>55139040

>>55134619
There's nothing about this image that isn't pure stupid. It's like it was made by a person who's never even seen food that wasn't microwave tendies before.

>>55147095
>reversing none of the axes

Fuck me.

>>55134726
And trash lies on either side of the road.

>>55138910
Honeycrisp master race

>>55139632
Pop
Soda refers specifically to carbonated water without any sort of flavoring syrup and coke is a fucking brand name. You don't say "I'd like some orange coke." (Although I'm certain that's an option in Freestyle machines.)

t. Grandfather worked for Pepsi for over twenty years.

>>55142354
I gave that bitch my yakisoba and I'd do it again if you know what I mean.

This a really fast thread for /ck/.

>>55135184
Structure rebel ingredient purist master race reporting in.

>>55135184
Structural Purist, Ingredient Rebel
Though I'd certainly consider hoagies to be a sandwich provided they contain traditional sandwich ingredients. Meatball sub though I wouldn't consider a sandwich, nor a hot dog.

>tfw seriously thinking about what constitutes a sandwich

>>55147323
Muh applenigger

>>55134669
>>55143257
I skip the cheese myself and just put on more chili than dog.

>>55143844
Neutral /b/

>>55137120
I love pepperoni with pineapple and jalapenos. What does this make me?

>>55148741
You want a good but unconventional pizza?

Kiwi fruit, blue cheese, and honey.

No other sauces of course.

>>55148337
Why not meatball subs? It's not much different from a meatloaf sandwich outside of the shape

>>55141757
that fucking steak isn't even seasoned. jesus christ on a pogo stick and they're calling it wagyu. fuck me running. fornicate me with a hot curling iron. look at it, it's not even been properly seared, finished or rested. just fucking kill me now.

>>55147428
>Soda refers specifically
In your local regional variant. But the standard is still that Soda is a general term for carbonated beverages (including sugary ones), as opposed to club soda which is specially "plain."

This is overwhelmingly the most common version in the united states, and and even in an international context (e.g. people in Germany or France speaking U.S.-style English)

>>55145673
I dunno, Chicago sucks but ive heard a lot over there

>>55146347
Defining centrism seems weird. I feel like the middle road changes depends on where it is and whos walking it.

>>55134619
I'm either Lawful Good or True Neutral, depending on the day. I've don't enjoy ketchup as much as I used to.

>>55139329
It's an oily mess. Grilled sandwiches should not be oozing oil like that. -3/10, the chef ruined it.

>>55149469
>I've don't
I should go to sleep.

>>55149075
>In your local regional variant.
I mentioned my grandfather because I've had this conversation with him. It is not a regional variant but a specific beverage industry term.
>But the standard
So fucking standard we're having a conversation on it right now? Were you dropped on your head as a child?
>overwhelmingly the most common version
>overwhelmingly
Get the fuck out nigger

>>55148857
Since a proper meatloaf sandwich is served open faces with gravy, this is actually a great comparison (any meatball sub where the sub can be fully closed is heresy- looking at you Subway).

>>55149543
I have never heard this before, but then I don't eat a lot of them. Is it a regional thing?

>>55135184
this should be all we argue about

>>55148387
we should talk about sandwiches more

Why are food alignment threads always the best threads on /tg/?

>>55149596
The contents and structural integrity of sandwiches? Might as well argue what does and does not constitute a pizza pie while we're at it.

>>55149543
It's a diner staple in NY and NJ, and a fantastic hangover cure. Coupled with the fact that a lot of diners are open 24 hours, and you have a winner

>>55149720
Meant for >>55149568

>>55149685
Is pizza roll a subclass of pizza pies? Holy wars started from less.

>>55149138
Underrated post.

>>55149767
They're in the snack category with pizza bagels and hotpocket pizza abominations.

>>55149674
We've got a great community for the most part. It's just that things like edition wars and GW hate threads attracts the loudest, most over-opinionated, least socially functional parts of the board, and mindless repetitive arguments keep the worst threads on the front page.
>>55149803
What about french bread pizza, or tortilla pizza? True pizza or pizza snack?

>>55149720
The best diner staple/hangover cure comes from upstate New York and is a brilliantly named dish called the "Garbage Plate."

Named so for two reasons, 1) it's the kind of garbage you'd only eat hungover or drunk, 2) imagine an extremely hung over dude stumbling into a diner at 8am and just saying to the waitress "just gimme a plate of garbage I don't care"

>>55149844
I'd never argue with a northeasterner about diner staples, but personally I hate going out to eat when I'm hungover, unless I'm in a group. To me there's nothing better than sitting around in my underwear eating a big greasy, cheesy omelet with some toast on the side while watching Venture Bros, followed by some black coffee from my moka pot when my stomach can handle it.

>>55149926
Garbage plates are pretty much an instant hangover cure, so it's worth going out for it.

>>55134679
>how fast do you feel the need to go
gotta

>>55136298
Guac burger is chaotic good

>>55137320
>having ketchup be anything other than evil
this chart is shit and needs a rework

>>55134619
what alignment is no bread, just sausage?

>>55146191
he's already for the /k/ chart.

what do i call a hotdog inside a slice of white bread (because i ran out of buns)

>>55151473
a saussage sizzle and an Aussie tradition

>>55138910
>I'm atrue man.
Granny smith
>I'm a weak and PROUUUUD! KEKOLD!
Every fucking thing else.

>>55134619
I don't like hot dogs, but I do like bread, so I guess that makes me neutral evil?

>>55135184
I'm every alignment?

>>55145673
Where do red hots factor into this math?

>>55152836
No you just don't have very discerning taste.

>>55151503
I'm from the US and we just call that "fuck, we ran out of buns," or alternatively, "I ain't wasting money on no buns we got bread at the house"

I rarely come to /tg/, but when I do I always stumble across threads like these. I should really get into traditional games.

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>>55153685
>I should really get into traditional games.
It's alright, we aren't into them either.

If you aren't playing Lawful Good you don't know shit about roleplaying. It's that simple.

>>55151788
Fuck off with your granny smith you limp wristed pantywaist, the only kind of apples I eat are lemons.

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>>55153873

>>55151278
student

>>55154145
Pretty sure that's no bread no sausage

>>55153448
Whoa I'm a tyranid.

>>55135184
So a hamburger is a sandwich according to hardline traditionalists? Then I know what I'm not.

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Where on that scale is the Swedish hotdog? It got mashed potatoes and prawn "salad" and all the other stuff you usually put on a hotdog.

>>55154312
Pure madness

>>55134726
>People who don't take political extremes are idiots!
>You're either a nazi or ANTI-fa, there are NO OTHER OPTIONS

>>55139329
You people make me sick.

A grilled cheese consists of only these following items. Cheese. Bread with spread (usually butter). This entire subreddit consist of "melts". Almost every "grilled cheese" sandwich i see on here has other items added to it. The fact that this subreddit is called "grilledcheese" is nothing short of utter blasphemy. Let me start out by saying I have nothing against melts, I just hate their association with sandwiches that are not grilled cheeses. Adding cheese to your tuna sandwich? It's called a Tuna melt. Totally different. Want to add bacon and some pretentious bread crumbs with spinach? I don't know what the hell you'd call that but it's not a grilled cheese. I would be more than willing to wager I've eaten more grilled cheeses in my 21 years than any of you had in your entire lives. I have one almost everyday and sometimes more than just one sandwich. Want to personalize your grilled cheese? Use a mix of different cheeses or use sourdough or french bread. But if you want to add some pulled pork and take a picture of it, make your own subreddit entitled "melts" because that is not a fucking grilled cheese. I'm not a religious man nor am I anything close to a culinary expert. But as a bland white mid-western male I am honestly the most passionate person when it comes to grilled cheese and mac & cheese. All of you foodies stay the hell away from our grilled cheeses and stop associating your sandwich melts with them. Yet again, it is utter blasphemy and it rocks me to the core of my pale being. Shit, I stopped lurking after 3 years and made this account for the sole purpose of posting this. I've seen post after post of peoples "grilled cheeses" all over reddit and it's been driving me insane. The moment i saw this subreddit this morning I finally snapped. Hell, I may even start my own subreddit just because I know this one exists now.

>>55135304
>>55135299
>hotdog is a sandwich
It opens up instead of to the side, ergo not sandwich.

>>55136422
He's Chaotic Good. The chart makes a lot more sense if vertical is the order axis and horizontal is the ethics axis

>>55154312
Chaotic Eldritch

>>55156551
Sick leCopyPasta

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>>55156560
What is this?

>>55134619
DON'T YOU DARE SHIT ON THE CONEY!

>>55156629
A rotated sandwich. You eat it with the plane of the bread parallel to the ground, rather than perpendicular like a hotdog.

>Mustard.
>Anything but evil.

>>55156629
Sandwich Box Clear Plastic Hinged

>>55134619
>LG
>only mustard
But is it yellow or brown?

>>55136422

He's an animal drinking 'totally' 100% fruit juice.

>>55141945

As /tg/s only Hawaiian national, Loco mocos aren't a breakfast food, it's one of those 'whenever the fuck' kinda foods.

You tried, just try not to spread blatant misinformation about things you don't anything about ever again okay?

>>55157026
What the fuck is poi? Does it even taste good?

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>>55157026
I miss living in Hawaii

It fucking sucked but I still want to go back like a lost child

>>55154312
Swedish, thus a meme

>>55134726
What does being a anorexic Guy Fieri have to do with world views?

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>ctrl-F "seattle dog"
>0 results

I knew you niggas were retarded but this is some other shit

>>55157324
Because political debate isn't about well sourced facts or compelling arguments, it's about convincing yourself that your opponent is the biggest idiot in the universe and that's the only possible reason they could disagree with you.

>>55157382
i live near seattle but ive never seen one of those

>>55157382
looks like a diseased cock

>>55157154

It's mashed taro root. It's a super heavy starch. I'm super picky about my poi, gotta be fresh. Lotta people like the sour of waiting, to each his own. I could live without it.

>>55157156

I've been around and I still think hawaii is the best place to just live. It's slower than alot of other places. And the chicks, goddamn.

>>55157397
it is

>>55135246
lawful good feels good boii

>>55156767
>rotate hot dog
>suddenly a sandwich

>>55138257
Hey New Yorker, how many stabbings have you seen today?

>>55160639
It's Chicago that gets autistic about hot dogs. NYC has actual good food so they have better things to get pretentious over than cheap street meat tubes

>>55156560
>he doesn't know about New England style buns

>>55146408
>he doesn't know

Neither hot dogs nor hamburgers are sandwiches. Fight me.

>>55164553
Define "sandwich"

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>>55164704
Define it yourself.

>>55164731
Burger:
>Meat, cheese, lettuce, condiments, etc
>two pieces of bread with toppings in between
>Still not a sandwich according to anon

>>55134619
I don't see any sauerkraut, you bastard.

>>55164820
Anon no, don't get into the third axis. heating. purists only accept uncooked sandwiches as sandwiches. Neutrals accept toasted and grilled meat sandwiches. Rebels accept anything including deep fried sandwiches.

>>55135221
Drop the jalepenos, and you're correct. If I want spicy, I'll use some ghost pepper hot sauce, not your pansy ass tasteless jalepenos.

>>55164731
This isn't an alignment chart, it's a poorly presented graph.

The sandwich graph charts a plot to accepting more and more degenerate cookeries as true sandwiches. However, a radical sandwich anarchist can still agree with a hardline traditionalist that a BLT is a sandwich.

An alignment chart, on the other hand, has mutually exclusive categories. A lawful good character and a chaotic evil character never act in the same way.

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>>55164934
>he doesn't barbecue his ice cream tacos

>>55134619
Only Mayo and Ketchup, what does that make me?

>>55164934
Are you telling me a purist wouldn't accept a grill cheese as a sandwich? They have gone too far!

>>55134726
>Fascism is centrist
How does this make you feel?

>>55165054
Korean

>>55134619
Guess I'm Lawful Good.

Feels good.

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>>55164966
Oh look, a pleb who can't find peppers that don't come out of a can. A single, fresh, well corked jalapeno will give you more heat than the VAST majority of hot sauces on the market, ghost pepper or otherwise, unless you seriously dump that shit on there. Plus the flavor will be a lot better.
If you want to impress us, you should have said you use habaneros

>>55139329
It's a toasted ham and cheese sandwich.

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>>55156560
Are you going to argue that this is not a sandwich?

>>55165289
that's a sub

>>55165346
sub sandwich

The only place I've seen a sub sandwich not cut into two pieces is subway and the only reason for that is so they can get away with stuffing less food into the sandwich while still making it look like it has a lot.

Perspective tricks you sheeple

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>>55138257
>reversed the x axis
ftfy

is a suplex a sandwich?

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>>55141743
/k/ would like a word with you

>>55148741
It's ok. I like alfredo sauce, chicken, jalapenos, mushrooms, mozzarella, and parmesan pizza.

>>55149138
True, I guess the best way to describe it is "picking and choosing". Instead of being hardline left or right it's more a mix and match of each to varying degrees. Like the moderate right or left could both be described as "centrists" technically. It's probably why the 2016 election was so strained. It probably had a bit to do with people not feeling properly represented, but too cucked to do anything about it other than just playing along with it.
I've met right wingers that are fine with gay marriage and decriminalizing drugs and left wingers fine with firearm owners.
Politics are fucking weird nowadays.

>>55152836
Unaligned most likely

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>>55165289
It's not rocket science. >9000 hours in MS Paint

L is level, relative to how the food is eaten. Blue is inner surface of sandwich, green is inner surface of sub, red is inner surface of hot dog. See how the ends of the first two fall in the regions marked S for Sandwich, and the ends of the third fall in N for Not a Sandwich?

I realize this is autistic as fuck but /someone is wrong on the internet/

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>>55136132

>Salmon strips
That's ginger in the Yakisoba-pan

Also who calls relish "pickles"? Pickles are a beast of a different nature.

>>55134659
>Playing a system with no alignments is the only true answer.
Are you saying a character's motivations are often more complex than something as simple as an alignment chart? Crazy.

>>55165138
Habaneros are surprisingly easy to grow, i grow them and tomatoes every year.

Personal favorite, dice 1-3 whole, add to roasted potatoes and sausage. Sure, you can't breath for a while, but its fucking delicious.

>>55168024
Nigger, pickling is a process, and "pickles" are just pickled cucumbers. Guess what is used in most relishes?

>>55146272
I have found that a lust for gold has driven many characters to the Neutral alignment

>>55157820
>And the chicks, goddamn.
I require evidence of this.

>a sandwich thread reaches bumplimit
Stay classy, the one and only board.

>>55134619
The superior dressing is obviously caramelized onions and cheddar.

>>55139632
Soda unless it's literally a coke