Superpower Thread

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slender_Man_Physiology
>Rolled 63

This is going to be so much fun. For me that is.

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tactical_Analysis
That's not a superpower, but okay. Just need to see how good I am at it.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lifespan_Manipulation
>rolled 94

OP please nerf

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mantis_Physiology#
>rolled 23
Shit, that's a sucky power then.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sensory_Inducement?useskin=oasis
> 85
You shall feel yourself dying and then it shall be

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Light_Generation
>98

Rolled 64 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiple_Hearts

For every number I roll, I'm counting it as a heart.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Process_Speed_Manipulation

I mean the example it gives is forming planets but it also lets me bake the perfect apple pie in 10 seconds or melt a steel door with a blowtorch near instantly and have the silent alarm take 5 hours to go off after the button is pressed.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Manipulation

sounds fun

Rolled 79 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dust_Manipulation

Its on my nignogs

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Science
Great
>rolled one
So I am super smart but hyper autistic or something?

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Manipulation
Aw, yiss

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Poisonous_Tears
Alright let's do this.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Condition

I have only the very vaguest idea of what this power is supposed to do

>>55141370
Basically: the more memories you have the stronger, faster and more resilient you are

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Impurity_Destruction
So, I have the superhero version of the normie meme "BEGONE THOT"

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>>55141693
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>55141693
Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding
We have a winner

>>55138186
Do you not have any other organs, or are you just some horrible, lumpy blood-pumping tumor man?

Rolled 65 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Compound_Fission
Depending on the roll, I'm either horrifying monster that takes people apart or a man with a grudge against Ikea.

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Moral_Manipulation

brb creating a sect of suicidal assassin's

>>55141849
didn't roll for power strength so no powers for you

>>55141896
I put "1d100" in the option field but it didn't work. I've been here for 5 whole years yet I'm such a fucking newfag holy shit

>>55141948
dice+1d100

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Healing
Let's see how much of a heal bitch I am

Rolled 98 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Intangibility

I'm Hydrant Man. Dogs love me.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nigh-Complete_Arsenal
This is not balanced

Rolled 59 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Walking

So I've got a double jump?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electricity_Magic

Let's fucking go

Let's see the current situation:
>EVENS TEAM
Slender Man Physiology, 63
Sensory Inducement, 85
Light Generation, 98
Multiple Hearts, 64
Process Speed Manipulation, 9
Chaos Manipulation, 67
Allmighty Science, 1
Poisonous Tears, 7
Memory Condition, 72
Healing, 41
Nigh-Complete Arsenal 6

>ODDS TEAM
Tactical Analysis, 58
Lifespan Manipulation, 94
Mantis Physiology, 23
Dust Manipulation, 79
Future Manipulation, 46
Impunity Destruction, 100
Compound Fission, 65
Moral Manipulation, no number
Hydrokinetic Intangibility, 98
Air Walking, 59
Electricity Magic, 92

Both sides have 11 supers, but team odd seems to be stronger

>>55142387
that would depend on how "impure" team evens is- if team evens is "pure" then its 11v10

and their other most powerful player (lifespan manipulation) only works on things with lifespans so slenderman is safe, as is maybe chaos magic since it could possibly remove your lifespan a la chaos demons

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Rolled 39 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Heat_Transferal
Lets hope I get a high enough roll and I become Mr. Freeze on steriods.
There's only one absolute in this universe. Everything freezes.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random
Let's find out.

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Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>55141974
I shall not disappoint you, master

>>55142568
Holy crap, I'm creating Infinity +1 swords! Now I just need someone to wield them.

Did we just kill the site? It suddenly 404s

>>55142621
Works just fine for me.

>>55142387
So, who is the most powerful among us?

>>55144743
That depends.
Highest powers are Impunity Destruction with a fucking 100, Hydrokinetic Invincibility with 98 and Light Generation with 98

Power wise it's most likely Sensory Inducement, Chaos Manipulation, Lifespan Manipulation, Impunity Destruction and Memory Condition.

It also depends on a few factors:
Do Slenderman Physiology or Chaos Manipulation count as Evil? Are people with Slenderman Physiology or Healing unaging?

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>55135967
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spark_Blast

They better be stronk

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>55134103
www.powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrokinetic_Intangibility

I'm feelin' awfully MOIST.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magical_Energy_Absorption

I can absorb magic.
I have a feeling that this will be almost entirely useless once I find that nobody rolls any fucking magic

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Barbarianism
Loincloths are in, man.

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>>55142013
>>55146100
>your Hydrokinetic Intangibility Level 98
>my Hydrokinetic Intagibility Level 99
kek

>>55146100
Well, guess that thing is now balanced
slightly better than the team Odds one, too

>>55146274
guys, you are both superfluous

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gender_Transformation

Rolled 72 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Axemanship

brb ggogling axes

>>55146354
I am judging you

UPDATED

>EVENS TEAM
Slender Man Physiology, 63
Sensory Inducement, 85
Light Generation, 98
Multiple Hearts, 64
Process Speed Manipulation, 9
Chaos Manipulation, 67
Allmighty Science, 1
Poisonous Tears, 7
Memory Condition, 72
Healing, 41
Nigh-Complete Arsenal 6
Heart Transferal 39
Special:Random mistake 98
Hydrokinetic Intangibility 99
Magical Energy Absorption 69
Barbarianism 44
Gender Transformation 24
Enhanced Axemanship 72

>ODDS TEAM
Tactical Analysis, 58
Lifespan Manipulation, 94
Mantis Physiology, 23
Dust Manipulation, 79
Future Manipulation, 46
Impunity Destruction, 100
Compound Fission, 65
Moral Manipulation, no number
Hydrokinetic Intangibility, 98
Air Walking, 59
Electricity Magic, 92
Moral Manipulation 18
Spark Blast 95

Odds are done for.

>Destiny perception
Oh boy here we go

>>55146419
But can you save Team Odd? Give a roll

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>55146419
Fuck rolling on phones

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Beam_Emission

Feels like it would be tough for me to not be a villain with this.

>>55146454
>>55146419
I can see what is just about to happen

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>Blood Vortex Creation

Neato.

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universe_Destruction
UNIVERSE DESTRUCTION GET
GET ON MY FUCKING LEVEL BIIIIIIIIITTTCCCHHH

Rolled 5 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Digital_Evolution

m-maybe I will be the Omnimon the universe needs!

>>55146554
Your Baby-Level as fuck

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>>55146654
One day..

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>>55141780
Maybe he's like an insect and has lots of tiny hearts all over his body?

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Water_Negation
>So I can negate water currents, that could be pretty neat.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Perception
Snicker snack ..now I want some candy

>>55146797
OOOHHH, >>55146100 and >>55142013 better watch out now

Rolled 68 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paradox_Inducement
newfag so roll might not work

>>55134103
>you will never play a TTRPG about super heroes or villains
Fuck me, why hasn't anyone made a decent rpg yet?

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Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>55134103
Alright, let's try this.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chaos_Physiology

I'll fucking take this power!

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Genetic_Form

>◾May need the genetic sample to use this power
Absolutely useless

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bubble_Bomb_Generation
Hm. Suppose I'll at least be artistic.

>>55146892
>oldfag
>doesn't manage to roll

>newfag
>manages it in one
yup, Paradox Inducement it is

Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pushing

Alright, who wants some suicidal thoughts and fake memories of embarrassing things you did in high school?

Rolled 92 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ballistics_Manipulation

PEW PEW MOTHERFUCKER

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Creator

Let's see.

>>55147102
So, what's 66% of infinite cosmic power?

>>55146869
B-But I'm 99...

>>55147116
Since you're two thirds god, that'd make you mega Jesus

>>55147102
>Power/Ability to be the Omnipotent Creator of all Verses.

What the actual fuck.

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Diligence_Empowerment
>rolled 75

fuckin show up to class on time for a week and I'm a superman, great

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eye_Color_Manipulation

Rolled a 25

I guess I could make a little business on the side, cosmetics and all that shit.

>>55147102
>no character apparently has it
why is it there?

what's the source of the power?

>>55147179
Stan lee

>>55147136
So still Big G?

Guess I'll just be an unpredictable dick and write a few books, then hit my mid-eternity crisis and simmer down for a bit.

>>55147191
Stan Lee doesn't even have it.

The only thing that could possibly be the creator of every fictional setting that has and ever will be created is an actual Omnipotent God that exists, somehow, beyond even infinity itself.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiversal_Lordship

Everyone on my team is teleported to a universe that is there personal paradise.
Everyone elses universe turns into their personal hell.

My Universe stays the same with no perceivable changes.

>>55147709
Forgot to roll like and idiot.

Dice+1d100

>>55147709
>>55147739
You got this roll, anon

>>55147739
dice+1d100 in the options field

dice+1d100

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nihilism_Embodiment

I guess im some 13's OC now

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inflation

Fun

>>55146909
What are you talking about? Mutants and Masterminds is great. It's super flexible too. If you have a decent GM, you can get really complex with it and have it not just work, but be fun.

>>55146926
The Andalites would like a word...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnidirectional_Heat_Waves

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>55134103
Layered Durability.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment
LoL

Rolled 4 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Possibility_Reconstruction
well this seems broken, watch as I roll a 1 though

>>55149663
Well, it wasn't a 1.

Data warping.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Data_Warping

I'm in ur area

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>55150238
I didn't realise I needed to quantify it with 1d100 instead of just d100

Rolled 48 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-God

I AM BECOME EDGE, RUINER OF THREADS

watch as i roll a 1

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d6)

>>55134103
Ere we Go!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Lord

>>55150250
48 omnipotence

how strong is half of all powerful?

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>55150261
Oops, rolled wrong.

TAKE TWO!

>>55150270
>>55150266
>lesser version of my power
>lesser version of my roll
pottery

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Relative_Strength_Perception

It doesn't matter how powerful I am because you think I'm very powerful.

>>55150270
I figure if all the strong bad guys get stronger good guys, then being a weak bad guy means I get a weak good guy right?

EVEN WITH MY LIMITED POWER I WILL RUIN THE UNIVERSE

>>55150286
yea, but you didnt roll so thats no power

so not very strong at all

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Movement_Manipulation
Okay.

>>55150286
Unless you do something batshit insane right in front of me or have a serious reputation you are only as strong as I think you are.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Shield_Construction

I do my best

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Rolled 66 (1d100)

>Power:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/National_Personification

>>55150398
It is a good thing you aren't a halfu. You would be shunned.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kejourou_Physiology
Rolled 47

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>55134103

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimension_Magic

Rolled 69 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gut_Imprisonment

Well lets see just what I can imprison I guess.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Famine_Inducement

Edgy

>>55153670
Its only edgy if you use it as an edgelord.

Think of all the applications you could get that would make it non-edgy

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>Spell Creation
Either amazing or mediocre, let's see what happens.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unimind?useskin=oasis

>>55154120
Kill me now, someone roll for me. I can't achieve enlightenment on mobile

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probability_Attacks?useskin=oasis
Rollin'

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ultimate_Vision

>>55146100
>>55146200
>>55154170
So team 0 has an all powerful fluid druid, a below average savage, and a middling all-seeing eye.

Rolled 15 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sleep_Manipulation

Lets see how sleepy Professor Pillow can make people.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>55154206
Wait, there are teams? What's my team?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Weather_Manipulation

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>55154241
It's the last digit of your post number. You're on team 1.

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Determined_Strength

Rolled 90 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Manifested_Attacks

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>55154272
I forgot.
Where are my fellow Twomen?

Rolled 66 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Wind_Manipulation

The Big Bluster has joined the game!

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Constructs_Creation

Well, this seems useful.

>>55154307
Damn it, every time I get an OP ability I roll low.
It's not fair.

>>55154273
>Update
I hope you evens like being attack by giant floating energy dicks

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sibling_Inheritance
Roll will also determine how many siblings I have

>>55135902
>>55138232
>>55142502
>>55146162
>>55146482
>>55146892
>>55147102
>>55154232


Slender Man 63
Chaos Manipulation 67
Heat Transferal 39
Magical energy absorption 69
Blood vortex creation 98
Paradox inducement 68
Omni-Creator 66
Sleep manipulation 15

Team 2 are the heroes that evens world needs.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cat_S%C3%ACth_Physiology

Make way for puss in boots

>>55146523
How can evens even compete?

Rolled 86 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alternate_Element_Materialization

This seems pretty powerful, please be kind dice gods.

>>55154384
>>55154394
Oh ho ho, looks like evens might have an answer.

>>55154384
They can't. All bow down to the power of odds. Only a universe recreator can stand against me.

dice+1d100

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Singular_Power_Use

Wait, so this is my only power then? Seriously? I have the ability to do nothing, but I can only do one nothing at a time?

>>55154447
the d100 roll will tell you how many bonus powers you get

>>55154416
>>55147102
OH SHIT

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artificial_Element_Manipulation

>>55154334
Don't forget Determined Strength 61!

>>55154416
Sorry but I think >>55147102 and >>55154394 have you beat, but at least the three of you will probably neutralize each other in the fight.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

Wait... am I the baddie?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Expulsion

>>55154545
They can't recreate everything if I kill them first.

>>55154447
dice+1d100

Work damn you!

Rolled 78 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nonexistence

>>55154609
It goes in the options field, not the body of the post.

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>55154447
>>55154481
Alright then. So, that would be...

>>55154633
>>55154481
9. Now should I pop in 9 more random power and roll for each?

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>55146523
LETS DO THIS
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_Recreation

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Scanner_Vision

Potentially handy. Let's see how much so.

>>55154568
>>55154620
>>55154660
Come on now, guys, that's just cheating.

>>55154660
I should have mentioned that the universe recreator also needs to be an omnilock, otherwise they will just die alongside me and everyone else when I destroy existence.

>>55154679
I can't even see how fucking bad I am holy shit.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ground_Pound

Seems a little underwhelming with all these wielders of unlimited ultimate power we've had lately, but it is what it is. The hammer is my penis.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Ball_Projection

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Particle_Manipulation

Well, I could be anything from a minor hack to God himself here.

>>55154756
Forgot to roll

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rain_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

> Rolled 11

I'll make it drizzle on you?

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>55154756
Not sure why it didn't roll. I typed it in correctly.

>>55154787
Well it looks like I can reshape and manipulate a lot of things.

>>55154682
should've seen my roll at >>55141370 if you wanted to see cheating

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>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Negation
>Rolled 97

>>55154814
wait, got it wrong, over at >>55141693 is where my roll was

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Rolled 43 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Perfection

Is there a even character that’s close to being as perfect as me? Let alone beat me. And I'm not talking about Perfect Cell. I'm not talking about Super Perfect either. Hell, I'm not even talking about SSGSS Golden Cell. I’m also not talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with 9001 SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs & obtained Beerus & Whis' DNA. I'm definitely NOT Talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with 9001 SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs & obtained Beerus, Whis, Champa & Vados' DNA after absorbing enough Spiral Power & Getter Rays to use SSGSS Golden Tengen Toppa Getter Emperor. I'm talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with an infinite number of SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs, wished himself immortal with the Super Dragon Balls & obtained Beerus, Whis, Champa, Vados, Zeno, Madara Uchiha & Ultimate Kars' DNA to obtain Requiem versions of every Stand (including but not limited to Gold Experience Requiem, Made in Heaven Requiem, The World Over Heaven Requiem & D4C Requiem) after absorbing enough Spiral Power & Getter Rays to use SSGSS Golden Tengen Toppa Getter Emperor as I pilot Elder Demonbane with Cosmic Armor, Power Cosmic, and Omega effect, the Anti-Life Equation also flowing through my veins, while I do 101 Push-ups, 101 Sit-ups, 101 Squats, 11 km run per day for over 4 months inside the sun after ingesting Kryptonian DNA (to somehow obtain infinite power from a finite source) after consuming Popeye's Spinach while riding the writer's cock to battle.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Nephalem_Physiology

I'm kind of hoping for a low power scale so that I don't have to be some edgelord anime mary sue creature

Also is 0 neutral?

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>55154857

Rolled 45, 91, 40, 65, 10, 48, 65, 14, 78 = 456 (9d100)

>>55154447
>>55154647
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hormone_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animal_Magic
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sky_Embodiment
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Capacitance_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Attacks
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Desire_Manipulation
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rodent_Physiology
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Refining


So, hopefully at least the powerful ones don't suck.

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>>55154850
>I'm talking about SSGSS Golden Cell who fused with an infinite number of SSGSS Golden Cell Jrs, wished himself immortal with the Super Dragon Balls & obtained Beerus, Whis, Champa, Vados, Zeno, Madara Uchiha & Ultimate Kars' DNA to obtain Requiem versions of every Stand (including but not limited to Gold Experience Requiem, Made in Heaven Requiem, The World Over Heaven Requiem & D4C Requiem) after absorbing enough Spiral Power & Getter Rays to use SSGSS Golden Tengen Toppa Getter Emperor as I pilot Elder Demonbane with Cosmic Armor, Power Cosmic, and Omega effect, the Anti-Life Equation also flowing through my veins, while I do 101 Push-ups, 101 Sit-ups, 101 Squats, 11 km run per day for over 4 months inside the sun after ingesting Kryptonian DNA (to somehow obtain infinite power from a finite source) after consuming Popeye's Spinach while riding the writer's cock to battle.
Not with that roll you're not.

>>55141218
Oh yea? What you gonna do, cry about it?

>>55146457
You could be useful for construction and demolition.

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensiokinetic_Combat?useskin=oasis

Teleportation and possible time control+ Combat effectiveness. Not bad but let's see what I roll.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destruction_Manipulation
>User can manipulate destruction, delaying/hastening when destruction happens, speeding/slowing down destruction, determine what parts of anything should be destroyed. They can manipulate ruins and remains of what is destroyed.

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Attacks
It is what it is

>>55154879
Hormone manipulation, Kek

>>55156732
too bad nobody has Frog Physiology

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Embodiment

Well damn.

Current Even Squadron

>Team 0
Hydrokinetic Intangibility (99)
Sensory Inducement (85)
Famine Inducement (83)
Spell Creation (79)
Nonexistence (78)
Memory Condition (72)
Universal Recreation (72)
Ultimate Vision (60)
Destruction Manipulation (51)
Anti-God (48)
Barbarianism (44)
Perfection (43)

>Team 2
Blood Vortex Creation (98)
Power Negation (97)
Magical Energy Absorption (69)
Paradox Inducement (68)
Chaos Manipulation (67)
Omni Creator (66)
Cat Sith Physiology (64)
Slender Man Physiology (63)
Determined Strength (61)
Heat Transferal (39)
Eye Color Manipulation (25)
Sleep Manipulation (15)

>Team 4
Pushing (96)
Alternate Element Materialization (86)
Conceptual Wind Manipulation (66)
Kejourou Physiology (47)
Gender Transformation (24)
Omnipotence Embodiment (24)
Inflation (16)
Digital Evolution (5)
Almighty Science (1)

>Team 6
Light Generation (98)
Particle Manipulation (66)
Multiple Hearts (64)
Genetic Form (55)
Bubble Bomb Generation (45)
Nigh Complete Arsenal (6)

>Team 8
Artificial Element Manipulation (89)
Dimension Magic (84)
Enhanced Axemanship (72)
National Personification (66)
Data Warping (63)
Healing (41)
Reality Expulsion (11)
Process Speed Manipulation (9)
Poisonous Tears (7)

>>55157367
Current Odd Squadron

>Team 1
Chaos Physiology (90)
Dust Manipulation (79)
Sibling Inheritance (77)
Air Walking (59)
Cosmic Ball Projection (50)
Dark Lord (24)
Mantis Physiology (23)
Divine Weather Manipulation (16)
Rain Manipulation (11)

>Team 3
Impurity Destruction (100)
Hydrokinetic Intangibility (98)
Ballistics Manipulation (92)
Manifested Attacks (90)
Probability Attacks (86)
Universe Destruction (80)
Gut Imprisonment (69)
Future Manipulation (46)
Possibility Reconstruction (4)

>Team 5
Electricity Magic (92)
Diligence Empowerment (75)

>Team 7
Spark Blast (95)
Air Shield Construction (94)
Water Negation (67)
Compound Fission (65)
Tactical Analysis (58)
Layered Durability (43)
Transcendent Nephalem Physiology (29)
Constructs Creation (26)
Singular Power Use (9)
Animal Magic (91)
Refining (78)
Capacitance Manipulation (65)
Companion Allegiance (65)
Desire Manipulation (48)
Hormone Manipulation (45)
Sky Embodiment (40)
Rodent Physiology (14)
Solar Attacks (10)

>Team 9
Lifespan Manipulation (94)
Musical Attacks (73)
Energy Perception (45)
Cycle Embodiment (41)
Ground Pound (27)
Moral Manipulation (18)
Destiny Perception (5)
Scanner Vision (1)

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ductility_Manipulation

If it works like it says on the wiki and not the definition of the word then this could be a very fun power.

Rolled 20 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Preparedness
Holy Batmans, Batman!

>>55158818
Guess I am a shitty Batman then.. at least I won't forget my shark repellent for that camping trip!

>>55158835
Bootleg batman brings nothing new to the underpowered side of the evens

>>55158891
Evens has some okay powers, it's a not complete wash

Rolled 47 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Adhesion_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I can control how things stick to each other. The power description also suggests I can do this to incorporeal things. Potentially OP as fuck. Let's see what I roll.

>>55158954
Well, I'm certainly not the weakest member of team 4. I'll combo well with the person who can push things. Could end up at mid-level katamari shit!

>>55154589
You can't kill the OmniCreator.

>>55158995
Watch me bitch

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Eldritch_Entity_Creation

Oh shit, hoping for high rolls

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>>55159238
guess which one you summoned
Hint: filename

>>55158891
>underpowered side
>has 50% power omnipotent
eh?

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Monster_Physiology
ok.jpg

>>55159341
Puny gods. They can't do shit.

>>55159440
1/2 of infinity is still infinity

>>55159523
It still means that the god is limited or bound in some way.

>>55159605
well yes

but if that 100 impurity destroying guy is jack + sword

then that guy is at least aku

>>55159605
Probably consumes him energy or his power fails 50% of the time even if its capabilities are limitless

>>55159647
Alternatively, the god fails to exist due to being an impossible concept, restoring some mild form of order to this shitshow.

>>55159702
>but the guy who can summon Cthulhu is fine
>or the guy who is nonexistance

just have him and the "dark lord" and "impurity destruction" guys cancel out or something

>>55159743
To be fair, an actual omnipotent is LITERALLY infinitely worse than both of those.

>>55159801
yes

but this omnipotent has the perfect rival

>the ultimate all powerful corruption
>fighting against it is the ultimate purifying good

team evens are def bad guys now tho

>>55159843
one of the teams as a guy with "Anti-God" powers. I think it was evens.

>>55159886
>Anti-God
thats the omnipotent in question

it basically means you are the antithesis to the biblical god, an evil allpowerful demiurge capable of matching the good allpowerfull creator

(the evil stuff aku was made from is a weak version of the power)

>>55159843
Wait does team evens have 2 omnipotent beings?
I just realised that one of them is an omnipotence embodiment and the other an Omni-creator.
If there are two of them then they both stop existing due to an instant paradox.

"The one and only user is the Creator and Omnipotent ruler of all Verses..."

There can only be one.

>>55159939
3

anti god
omnipotence embodiment
omni-creator

anti god can survive that since thats his whole thing, he exists to counteract God, so he can exist alongside him

Rolled 32 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Powers

>>55159929
Oh, I thought you were talking about the Omni-creator I read somewhere. I think its from the same team

>>55159985
it is

it seems to be mortals VS yahwe and the demiurge

Rolled 38 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Giant_Monster_Physiology
This holds promise.

>>55159967
There can, by the very definition, only be one omnipotent being. Therefore if there are multiple the concept is deemed impossible and both instantly stop existing, but since the anti-god states in its definition that it exists alongside a regular god it is not affected by the paradox.
So the omnipotence embodiment and the Omni-creator die but the anti god survives, if we follow the logic correctly.

>>55160046
>>55159967
I thought the omnipotent embodiment was the avatar of the Omni-creator

>>55160046
>So the omnipotence embodiment and the Omni-creator die but the anti god survives
all is going according to plan....

NONE SHALL OPPOSE ME- NOT EVEN THAT SAMURAI

>>55160022
I guess I'm like a mid-tier mook for team evens?

>>55157367
Team 0 represent!

But how are dicerolls represented in powerlevel? Is it the strength of the power itself, the thought and competence of its user, both?

>>55160092
depends on the power

>>55160090
yea

you can guard a mcguffin or something

see if you can kill the love interest

>>55160090
I guess, just don't go near me or I will delete the universe.

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Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>55134103

Oh Okay I'll try. Bet I get something useless like "immunity to sand or grit" or "ability to control nets" like last ti-

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

>pic related

>>55160176
Another one that nullifies itself.
Great.

>>55160106
But there are so many varying powers. If there was a Omnipotence 1 fighting against a Milk Generation 100 who would win?

And towards the middle, Omnipotence 40 fighting Milk Generation 60, who would win?

Rolled 10 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Law_Manipulation

>The user has the power to make, change, destroy or redefine any/all kind of rule/law, including physical, scientific, magical, divine, metaphysical or conceptual, granting them control over all limits, including their own.

Well the power of this seems like a set value, so I guess the roll is for how intelligently the power is applied.

>>55160256
Omnipotence 1 would probably be so bad at being omnipotent that they would be mortal and have unreliable powers, so milk gen 100 could likely drown them before they could delete them.

>>55160360

>be omnipotent
>be a dumbass who wastes said omnipotence

Well, fuck

>>55160360
>tfw you make all Tuesdays taco Tuesdays

>>55160363
>>55160393
So you guys ultimately think dicerolls relate to knowledge on the power/competence with the power?

>>55160360
Welcome to the Zeroes

>>55160446
It makes more sense, otherwise the absolute powers would not be affected

Rolled 72 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Embodiment_Creation?useskin=oasis
Could be interesting depending on how strong it is.

>>55160698
Alright, so decently high up. Also, team 8

>>55160728
>tfw evens keep getting fucking gods on their team

Rolled 93 (1d100)

Oh boy, I hope I get something not sh-
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Multiverse_Destruction

>>55160767
>>55160852

Yup. GG no re odd team.

>>55160888
I actually wish you could roll for powers that weren't in the omni, almighty, and/or imba tier.

Okay, so say these Powerlevel threads were more of a game that not only benefit high rolls but also made low rolls more involved or beneficial.

If high rolls meant stronger powers and/or better skill with their rolled power, what can we do to empower low rolls?

>>55160904
Same here. You could always tell people to re-roll those rolls in the OP.

>>55160888
Well, to be fair, multiverse destruction actually changes nothing. I already have universe destruction and no matter which of us uses our powers everyone still dies.

So it's a draw until someone rolls omnilock

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Rolled (1d00)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Coin_Constructs

I shall become: Mr. Moneybags!

>>55161006
poorfag confirmed?

>>55161006
>1d00

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>55161006
Lets try that again.

>>55161056
>87 pennies

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Rolled 26 (1d100)

Jokes on you, [insert other team]! For I, the Toast Lord, shall use my powers of Conceptual Baking to give epic amounts of euphoria to multiple beings!

>>55147709

I swear I'm not a new fag I've just never needed to roll dice.

Alright, let's hope big and save odds.

>Everyone on team 9 is sent to a personal heaven.
>Everyone with cosmic power or eldritch shenanigans has their world mulched and recycled.
>Everyone else universe turns into a personal hell.

>>55161056
You still don't have any money. You can only turn money into money automatons.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dream_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

Basically im freddy kruger.

>>55161103
I'll just have to mug somebody with his own cash.

Honestly the coming age will be tough and more people switch over to credit.

>>55161101
As soon as my universe turns to shit I destroy it and everyone else left while chanting a prayer to the multidimensional lord.

>>55161101
Damn dude where are your rolls

dice+1d100

copy and paste that in Options

fuck

>>55161006
>Rolled (1d00)
lmao

Rolled 22 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

WHAT THE FUCK

>>55161789
Another paradoxical omnipotent?
Throw him in with the others.

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Aura
Not bad.

>>55161951
How did you fail to greentext?
The fuck

>>55162133
he's so divine, he doesn't NEED greentext

>>55162133
>greentext
who knows

Rolled 8 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Celtic_Deity_Physiology?useskin=oasis
Oh boy!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Flaw_Enhancement

>>55162599
nigger, do you see that second field from the top? the one that has "Options" written in it? There you put dice+1d100

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Psionic Image Projection at level 74.

I'm thinking science based, uses drug on self and others and brings nightmare visions into reality.

>Get odds

Rolled 15 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Art_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

Let's see how artsy fartsy I am.

Rolled 56 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destabilization

Not bad

Rolled 41 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Symbiotic_Transformation

This is cool and all, but it doesn't explain what I'm in the symbiotic relationship with.

Rolled 97 (1d100)

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Advanced_Powers
Since I have no powers when I get this I'm just going to assume it makes me super human.
Lets see how super human I get.

>>55165801
Just roll another power and total 'em. You could be the guy with 197% Omnilock.

>>55160951
pretty sure universe creation and antigod count

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Knowledge_Embodiment?useskin=oasis

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>55134103

>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blood_Imprisonment?useskin=oasis

Mwahahahaha

>>55167364
I have approximate knowledge of many things. 26% is right though

>>55167410
Blood handcuffs

Rolled 23 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rank_Promotion

Depending on the roll, I'll be able to either elevate people to demigod-hood, o just move someone from lower middle management to higher middle management.

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>>55168248
forgot pic

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Health_Point_Meter

This is one of the stranger ones I've come across. I guess roll determines how tanky I am.

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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>55154120 >>55154133

>>55157367 >>55157385
Lot a effort for someone doing it for free.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pyrokinetic_Combat

Fire-Bending up in this motherfucker

>>55134103
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Merging
>Rolled 74

I don't even know what to do with this power.

>Merge this single mom world with another where my dad is a single parent

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Manipulation

GG EZ

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Creation

Cool, don't fuck me phoneposting.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Will-O%27-The-Wisp_Physiology

I am uncertain if this is useful or useless, but hey I like wisps so either way its a win.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gluttony_Embodiment

How much of a fat bastard am I? Roll is my waistband size.

Rolled 67 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Motion_Manipulation

Time to find out how good of a battlefield controller I'd be with this (potentially) silly thing

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>55134103

PaperCutter, Portionman or the EDGEmaster!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cutting_Field_Projection

>>55161006
>He can only make Zimbabwe money

>>55134103
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Green_Fire_Manipulation

>rolled 93

here we go

Rolled 13 (1d100)

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnimalevolence

BEWARE FIENDS FOR I AM THE SUPREME JACKASS

>>55172481
>13
you are a giant dick- other powers pending