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Is he an eldritch abomination?
Avatar of Moloch, the All-Devouring
>>55123110
No, because he has simple and easily understood maivations.
>>55123110
Most certainly. Just gonna re-post this statement by one guy about some of his bullshit, in regards to how becoming a Nasuverse Servant would be a DOWNGRADE for him:
>"I'd actually say that being a servant would be a downgrade considering the bullshit Kirby gets up to in the cartoon, like when he throws a giant monster in a giant pan with enough force to not only achieve escape velocity, but also slingshot around the sun and return with the monster fully cooked."
Haltmann did nothing wrong.
>>55123110
Yes.
>>55123123
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_u1G9H2aI4
He's an eldritch friend
Kirby canonically has infinite power. When he puts his mind to something, he is truly unstoppable.
>>55123207
Leading a hostile takeover of AN ENTIRE PLANET is pretty fucked, though.
>>55123360
>Finding the Triforce
>Selling the Triforce
God damnit, now I want to play The Great Cave Offensive again.
>>55124195
I don't think you quite grasp the level of fucked up Kirby deals with like it's nothing. The EX bosses are creepy as fuck fighting the soul forms of most final bosses and yet Kirby knocks them down one by one.
AND THEN THERE ARE FUCKS LIKE GALACTICA KNIGHT WHO CAN KILL SOLAR SYSTEMS ON A FUCKING WHIM and yet, Kriby manages to defeat even him.
>>55125355
Don't forget he also fucks up elder gods made out of collapsed stars and evil.
And then he fucks up their ghosts too.
>>55125574
He also kicked Death's ass, or at least some guy acting like he was Death.
>>55123110
>>55124195
>>55125355
>AND THEN THERE ARE FUCKS LIKE GALACTICA KNIGHT WHO CAN KILL SOLAR SYSTEMS ON A FUCKING WHIM and yet, Kriby manages to defeat even him.
>>55125574
>Don't forget he also fucks up elder gods made out of collapsed stars and evil.
>And then he fucks up their ghosts too.
>>55125610
>He also kicked Death's ass, or at least some guy acting like he was Death.
No, he is the thing Eldritch Abominations fear...
>>55125680
Still gets bullied by a penguin.
>>55125680
Hes azathoths avatar
>>55125680
If anyone recalls Star Dream Soul OS it was an AI created by Haltman from the remains of Star Dream. When Haltman tried to interface with it it overwrote his mind and merged fucking up it's programming until it just came to the conclusion it had to scour all life from existence. It could bend space and time and summoned digital clones of previous bosses including calling Galacta Knight from wherever he was being held. I love the dialogue between it and Metaknight.
"He might destroy a planet or two in the process, but such is life"
And when Kirby battles it in EX mode and destroys the various gems you can hear Haltman screaming in the background.
Kirby games are creepy as fuck .
>>55125919
It's actually stated that it absorbed Haltman, and then deleted his soul completely around the time of the Soul OS fight.
>>55123110
Can he eat a sphere of annihilation?
>>55126877
Yes
>>55123110
What would happen if Kirby ate another Kirby?
>>55126930
it would be like when 2 galaxies would collide together, it would make a catastrophic world ending event
>>55126930
Can't happen. There's many Star Warriors, but there's only one Kirby.
>>55126963
>there's only [four] Kirby.
>>55126930
It would steal its hat
>>55123110
Kirby is a friend.
>>55123869
This. A kind friend as well, since his slain enemies come back to life after a while.
>>55126930
it would engulf it like a waddlee dee and then the other kirby would come out of the predating kirby like nothing happened. that, or it would simply not happen
>>55123110
>pink
>insatiable hunger
Is this Slaanesh's final form?
He is the one that eldritch abominations fear.
>>55123869
Underrated
>>55123869
That actually sounds about right. Just don't screw with his food and you're in the ok.
>>55125758
To be fair, he has a big hammer.
>>55126896
And then he'd get a Sphere of Annihilation hat.
you guys are hopeless
he's a fuckin star fairy
>>55125758
I don't think you understand the amount of training king dedede does to even KIND of compete with kirby.
I'm talking about meditating under waterfalls, punching trees down, and getting teams of experts to assist him in his training and the making of his equipment.
He's a fucking royal supersoldier.
>>55132501So does Kirby
>>55126139
And he just wanted to see his daughter again.
>>55136181
Poor bastard.
>>55132501For You
>inb4no one cared who I was till I put on the mask
>>55137737
To be fair, Masked Dedede got a rockin' theme song, even if it's just a sped-up version of his regular theme song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHqAikX28_Y
>>55125758
Dedede lives only because Kirby allows it.
It's all a game to the pink nightmare.
>>55138608
>Meta Knight launches the Halberd and attempts to assert law and order across Dream Land
>Kirby kicks his ass and sinks his airship for missing the point
>>55123110
Not enough tentacles
>>55125758
He is the perfect life form.
>>55123207
[Spoiler]making low quality rips [/spoiler]
>>55132902
>>55138608
Nah, 3d states numerous times he's cool with Kirby and outside the games they're shown to hang out together
He's only a villain in the first game
>>55140067
>>55123110
Also, dedede himself has an eldritch abomination in his chest
The belt is to keep it contained
>>55140144
No, that's only when he's possessed by Dark Matter.
>>55123110
No, he's a friend.
>>55126930
What happens when you drop a Bag of Holding into a Portable Hole?