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Staples in the meantime

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As much as I like these threads, do you think we should limit the frequency of these to at least every other day?

>>55122602
Time to /sage/ this thread.

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>>55122625
Board's already pretty slow

>>55122610
>Red mage/ White Mage
Literally crippling yourself

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>>55122847

>>55122967
>not recognizing black mage hat

>>55122984
I recognize it, but anything with Black Mage is only better for it

>>55123423

Seems a lot less PC PLANS than the real answer

>>55122688
No joke, there's actually a bible-themed version of the game for that very reason.

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phrenology diagrams are a fuckin goldmine

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I've been meaning to give this one a name for a while, but I can't come up with anything. Any suggestions?

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>>55122666

>>55124153
>greater medusa.jpg

>>55124327
>parallel lines
>Orks
try again

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needs a better name

>>55124153
>GM_triggers_a_player's_magical_realm.jpg
>Flesh_to_stone.jpg
>Gorgons.jpg

>>55124362
I wish I were a cute girl...

>>55124362
Potion of Growth

Mage upgrades to Sorceress

>>55124398

Go to the gym and in a few years you can fuck cute girls.

>>55124662
I want to be a cute girl anon, having a girlfriend would be nice, but for someone like me it's unrealistic.

>>55124777

There is someone out there for everyone.

Sometimes that someone is 5 cats.

>>55124854
I'm deathly allergic to cats, will stick to a Real Doll should I ever be able to justify the price

>>55124662
Can confirm. Joined the gym and I lost my virginity next year. I didn't even have to do anything, some woman gave me the number of her friend without me asking or anything.

>>55124777

I don't see why. Autogynophiles like you get women and father children. I mean, you'll really fuck her life up latter when you pause your marriage to have a bunch of doctors cut you up and stitch the parts into a sick parody of a woman, spending all of your shared funds in the process, but hey, you gotta look out for number one, right?

>>55124943
I'm not trans, I just would have preferred to been a girl

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>>55124985

>>55124943
Just because someone gets off on the idea doesn't mean they'll jump under a goddamned knife, it's either magic, brain transplants or nothing.

>>55124943
You sound pretty sad and bitter, son.

>>55124662
Goddamnit. I wanted to post the pic with the anon saying that since he's been losing weight he feels entitled to masturbate to more attractive anime characters. Would've been great for this, but I can't find it. Does anyone else have it?

>>55124777

Just stop wallowing in self pity and take the first steps to self improvement. Unless you're a eunuch or have serious deformities, you can fuck cute girls with varying degrees of work needed. I had my first gf at 25, trust me I know that it's not easy for everyone.

>>55125133

Lol, now I'm waiting to see that.

>>55125023
Trans women believe they're women. Autogynophiles know they're men, but wish they were women. It's really not that hard a distinction to make.

>>55125135
I would have to find a woman willing to accept a man who has no career aspirations nor interest in social activity. So basically a pretty rare woman, or one who's in the same boat as me.

Would have to find a Tomoko

>>55125133
To be honest if that's a goal that works for him to motivate for losing weight, it's perfectly valid.

>>55124985
>>55125035

AGPs transition late in life. That poisionious desire is just going to gnaw and gnaw at you. Enjoy your late 30s :^)

>>55125125
I bet.

>>55125133
Just refresh the page until /fit/'s banner comes up.

>>55125293
Ya...no, I will never be trans, wishing I were a woman isn't going to make me want to transition.

>>55125218

Go on a dating site and be frank. Just don't be an ugly mess. Me and my gf (now wife) just sit at home all day, neither are interested in social activities. Get not-ugly, get a steady income (of course you can't be a NEET), and go on a SE-asian dating site. You'll have a wife in no-time if you honestly want to.

>>55125354
But then I have to spend some of my income on working on a relationship, would rather save my money as well, 2D is fine for now.

>>55125303
You're right, shit. I see it so often I thought I had it saved.

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>>55124398
;___;

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>>55123423
seriously? This was just in the last thread

>>55125436
You don't want to know how long it took to get the footage for that webm, I'm going to milk it for all it's worth.

>>55125293
Sounds like you're completely unable to separate fantasy from reality. That sounds unhealthy as fuck, you should probably talk to someone about that.

>>55124153
>/tg/ and /d/.jpg

>>55125422

Yes, but life gets pretty empty when you go solo for too long. Oh well, just don't wait too long, there comes a time when it will be too late.

>>55124921
Well, so you did the nasty, but was he gentle with you?

>>55125293
>projecting

>>55125519
>crappy bayonet piercing honorable samurai armor folded ten thousand times
Good joke.

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>>55125293
>>55125319
>>55125468
SOON

>>55125583
I would probably go for a 100% success rate brain transfer just so I could fondle my breasts everyday.

>>55125602
If by "fondle my breasts" you mean "fire my built-in GAU-8 Avenger" then I wholeheartedly agree.

>>55125602
>>55125658
The magic of it is that you could have both, and more. And if you get bored, you can have something else tomorrow.

I imagine that readily available cybernetics should quash the current bullshit, even if it opens its own can of worms.

>>55125535
>commiserating

>>55125569
I know you're memeing but their armour was mostly lacquered wood with metal strips.

>>55125511

Jokes on you. I've been going solo for 28 years and I only think of jumping from very tall buildings twice a week!

I wish that was sarcasm

>>55125850
You need to learn how to cope with life's stress, distribute in more evenly, try thinking of jumping from a small building every day!

>>55125571
>tfw danish so his name reads like Potato Patata

>>55125307
nice

>>55125850
Sounds like this Citizen isn't taking their mandatory Happiness Pills.

Seriously, get pills. They help.

>>55125895
I'm going to have to steal that for later

>>55125760
Did he have to sell all his enthusiasm and joy to learn that?

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>>55125569
>implying glorious chassepot bayonet made of mastercrafted cheese wouldn't pierce it

>>55126425
sauce, pls?

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>>55126088

>>55126451
Not exactly, that's the price of living in Liverpool.

>>55126425
>tfw you buy a sexbot but instead get a decent life-coach.

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>>55126200

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>>55126461
>sauce, pls?
https://e-hentai.org/g/930203/54cde0e0d2/
This particular story begins on page 175 (for me it's page 9). All the stories inside are either yaoi or yuri, except for one two-parter that's MMF.

>>55126495
Indeed.

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>>55125651
This logic checks out.

>>55126607
>page 175 (for me it's page 9)
I mean, it's image 175, but when you look at it from the album screen, it's page 9.

>>55126616
Soldier is my spirit animal.

Tied with enigeer and medic

>>55126200
This show was a wonderful trainwreck.

>>55126200
what even is that show?

>>55125850
>I only think of jumping from very tall buildings twice a week!
Have you tried Parkour?

>PC meets NPCs

>>55126934
crap... was supposed to point at >>55126607

>>55126934
Interesting Game you are playing
Introspection Adventure? Solipsism Simulator?

>>55122610
>Pink mage

Why even bother? Go full white mage or go full red mage. I am angry now.

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>>55126853

Can't make this shit up.

Cross Ange apparently

>>55126686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ae4wrmXjCMg

>>55126978
Why does everyone miss the hat?

Besides that a red mage can't do high level magic, and a white mage can't do black magic. So a red mage who's also a white/black mage can do everything

>>55126934
>>55126953
I guess you'll have to explain this one to me.

>>55124662
Works if you're a girl too.

>>55127215
Explaination: I'm an idiot who can't click at the correct post. Twice in a row.

>>55126590

>>55125307
I understood that reference.

You are a man of taste and elegance, unless you are a woman, in which case you are a woman of perception and style, unless you are a dog, in which case you are a dog of aestheticism and magnificence.

>>55125135
Bruv, I ain't the anon you were replying to, but thank you. It's kinda nice hearing/reading that there's someone else out there who was in their 20's when the finally hit the dating scene.

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>>55127444

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>>55127531
Then they use it as inspiration and fuck.

>>55127531
Real story: I wrote some stuff years ago that got pretty popular in a specific circle. Nothing amazing, just expressing myself and sharing it with internet strangers. I sat down one day to see what was up, and someone had written a spin-off fanfic about two of my characters having a secret affair while they were away from the action, and it was kind of weird, but also really touching. It was the only time I ever felt like my writing was worth something.

>>55128150
what, having to force your players to finally come? I know that feel

>>55128200
I think he's using the gif to say that players are so excited for game night they'll crash through a snowy barrier.

>>55128222
If you look closer you see that the cat doesn't run through the barrier, it's flung through

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>>55128253
Ah, didn't see that.

>>55127475
This post is trying too hard, but it doesn't matter because it's still great.

>>55128366
Gonna need some sauce on that, my good man

>>55128400
Which part does the filename refer to?
Her face breaching the bottom of the uncanny valley?
Or her giant nipples breaking though the dress?

>>55128400
Still would.

>>55128150
OH YEAAAH!

>>55128432
Def not the fangs Anon. Definitely the nipples or the face pose.

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>>55128150

>>55128481
I've had players do this. And they legitimately didn't understand why I wouldn't allow it.

>>55128474
Didn't even notice the fangs before

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>>55128298
>not "Mr Johnson's Family Life"

>>55128200

My players are only allowed to come when I tell them

>>55128556

>C

icing on the cake.

>>55128608
>DM didn't tell us he was tracking ammo

>>55128403
Sorry, no idea. I'm trying to get better about including sources in the filename, but a lot of my older images don't have them. I'm looking for it now though, and I'll let you know if I find it.

>>55128415
Weird, it's like reverse Alice. Does it end with her becoming a slut again?

>>55128661
Every time someone posts this, my day is saved

>>55128709
The images are flipped, the doujin is about her becoming a slut.

Shit tier fetish

>>55128761
It is a garbage fetish, but I don't believe you, since right-to-left progression makes sense for a manga.

>>55128811
I didn't know Zohan had an American cousin.

>>55128831
You don't have to believe me, but I've seen the original version with the original text.

I was upset because this version actually is my fetish.

>>55128860
Sauce then.

>>55124362
>Multiclassing_to_sorcerer

>>55128860
One man's pleb is another's patrician

>>55128889
I may be an idiot but it seems like you only have to unlock half of those locks

>>55128923
You only have to unlock one

>>55128923
pretty sure you only have to unlock the top left one

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>>55126644
Okay.

>>55128923
I only count two, but I'm probably wrong

>>55128923
this guy is right >>55128947

This is used in industries around where i work. Allows many different guys to have different keys, but all able to access the same lockbox for equipment.

>>55128923
you'd only have to unlock one of the top ones. Then you could slide the top pin out and the rest of it would just fall through the hole

>>55128831
>>55128761
>>55128709
it's a fine fetish but that comic is 100% unfappable

>>55129032
Perfect decal placement though

>>55128661
Ok fucking adorable shit right here

>>55125436
That starts on E.

>>55129056
No it doesn't

>>55128020
Love can bloom.

>>55128710
literally haram my dude

>>55129185
>a villain actually forgiving failure
Please don't let this be a shop.

>>55129362
Read Overlord. It's a little chuuni but it does good

>>55128860
What's the fetish called? Chastening?

>>55129362
No shop. Old mecha anime, Dancouger.

>>55128778
I don't get it. That's an actual balanced mechanic in the game with a cool down.

>>55129618

>two double-barrel shotguns
>four barrels
>five shots

>>55129618
The player fired five times with two double-barrelled shotguns.

>>55128403
Found it.
https://hentai2read.com/sheltered_couple/
For some reason, when I used 4chan to GIS the image, I didn't get anything. But when I put it in manually, I immediately got results. Weird.

>>55128761
Yeah, you were right. Sorry. Didn't think anyone would go through that much effort to shop it.

>>55125571
>tfw know a few languages and his name is potato potato

>>55128502
>that headline

So, i'm not the only one

>>55129376
The hell is that? Some kind of eel?

>>55128710
i can't even tell who that comic is making fun of

>>55129793
Probably SJW's, considering how she hits all the right notes (trans, female, Muslim, "person of color", etc.). And considering that she says she's in Sweden, basically the SJW capital of the world, I'm about 99% sure it's a parody of SJW's. 1% reserved for Poe's Law.

>>55129793
People that think a bisexual muslim transwoman of color wouldn't be beheaded, tossed off a high building and burnt at the same time? It's like the islamic version of being hanged, drawn and quartered.

>>55129793
College Liberals

>>55129824
In the Middle East, sure, but Sweden? Really?

>>55129852
>middle east
>sweden
pick two

>>55129846
I think the term now is Alt-Left.

>>55129865
What?

Oh cool, now the thread's ruined

>>55129142
Oh, That is BEAUTIFUL!

>>55129852
The Sweden democrats hate gay people, muslims, and nonwhites with a burning passion.

If there was a neighborhood where 20% of the population voted for the Sweden democrats, then walking anywhere in it while coloured is basically asking to be beaten to death.

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>>55129897
Un-ruin it then.

>>55129915
>If there was a neighborhood where 20% of the population voted for the Sweden democrats, then walking anywhere in it while coloured is basically asking to be beaten to death.
lmao no

>>55129248
>Disgaea
my nigga

>>55129337
>No wizard party

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>>55130010
Had to look this guy up. I take it you don't like his work.

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>>55130084
I just know that he's incapable of writing a story that doesn't involve his self-insert fucking his way through every beautiful woman in the setting.

>Had to look this guy up
18 or older

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>>55122688
The fact that I can identify that as Dansan Joshi based just on the timing of the lines is a bit disconcerting. I've gone too far down the weeaboo rabbithole.

Oh well, I guess that means there's a new chapter I haven't read.

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>>55125530

>>55130136
>18 or older
Sorry, don't read many /tg/ books. Though your description reminds of Wise Man's Fear. Rothfuss's insistence that his series is some genius deconstruction of fantasy flies straight out the window when the virgin teen mind breaks a sex goddess. And then he goes to train with sex ninjas.

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Last one for tonight.

>>55130263
I'm guessing this is a colour based joke.

Least it lets me be surprised i guess? Colourblind for the win!

>>55128609
>My players are only allowed to come when I tell them

My players are only allowed to come on my face and neck

>>55130300
Seriously? Huh. Yeah, it's colors. The little girl has bright hot pink hair, everyone else has dark brown. You can also see she gets more detail than the rest. She gets fully-colored eyes with pupils, irises, and sclera, whereas everyone else just has dots for eyes.

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>>55129657
4chan's inbuilt GIS function only searches the thumbnail, so it almost always gives different results than just googling it normally.

Also, if you're having trouble finging sauce on hentai try using SauceNao.

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>>55130221
Elminster is a wizard of phenomenal cosmic power who could solve just about any problem in the Forgotten Realms if he wanted to. Instead he plays three-dimensional chess with his opposing numbers and spends most of his time playing at being a riddle-delivery system and manipulator for lesser adventurers, and boning his sexy apprentices, his sexy enemies, and the goddess of magic.

Ed Greenwood wrote this character, and regularly dresses up as him for conventions.

>>55130370
>riddle-delivery system
I hate this trope so much. "Oh, this old man keeps spouting useless, incomprehensible drivel. It must be some genius riddle!" I blame Eastern philosophy for this mostly. Who cares if I'm actually a butterfly who thinks he's a man? I think I'm a man for now, might as well act like one.

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>>55130489
Saw the same picture somewhere, saved it for this thread with that filename. Good taste.

>>55126590
Source?

>>55124188
>teaching D&D and character creation to a newbie
Or rather it's the newbie being taught that.

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>>55125428
>that truly retarded hair pin

>>55129915

>If there was a neighborhood where 20% of the population voted for the Sweden democrats, then walking anywhere in it while coloured is basically asking to glared at with disapproving eyes and possibly having a few bad words said about you, maybe even to your face

I mean they do hate all of those people, but they still exist in a western nation. They aren't savages.

>>55130676
NOT ENOUGH PINS

MORE

>>55126425
>when was the last time you've even washed your hair
I want to ask this question to sooo many people on a daily basis. Working in retail is cancerous.

>>55129969
>Blink Dog

>>55129155
Sauce?

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>>55130998

>>55125436
Clever. And subtle.

>>55128503
Because you're a retard? Are the town guard always conveniently twice the strength of the players' characters while having no vulnerable friends, family, or possessions they're fond of?

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>>55130788
Jack Cayless' "Carbon Pink" project. There aren't many images yet but you can find them all on his tumblr.

>>55131406
No, but they do outnumber them ten to one, don't know them from any other random fuck with a sword, and are paid to arrest troublemakers who go around harassing citizens. Do you live in a world where a random cuck with a shotgun can threaten a cops family, and the cops will just run away screaming?

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>>55125850
>Thought-Knot Seer vs Tucati Honor Guard.jpg
>Doing an Odysseus campaign with maxed CHA.jpg

>>55126686
>/v/ shows off his throne.jpg

>>55127444
>Glimpse the Unthinkable.png

>>55128366
>>55129657
That's gotta end disastrously if what she gave him was hentai.

>>55129444
What's the context?

>>55130971
>Sugar Magician

>>55124398

Kys my man

>>55130120
I done kekked. Good job.

>>55131598
Yes, because even when the cops outnumber someone fifty to one, they will siege the perp and try to negotiate before the perp starts firing. Escalation of violence usually ends with dead hostages.

>>55128856
Swedish

>>55132553
>tlan imass.jpg

>>55130569
Cross Ange:the tale of a angry woman

>>55128681
Which CoC ?

>>55129376
neato.

>>55129915
Can you provide some cases of this happening or are you just spouting party prpaganda

>>55129777
snek

>>55129633
IIRC you can get an upgrade with which you can blast as much as you can with shotguns without reloading when you enter that concentration mode.
Gunslinger is a miracle of the universe.

>>55129032
I wish kits like this didn't cost $50-$100 in real life, fucking weebs.

>>55133660
Given the whiteboard is assigning people to positions within a company, I'd say it's more TiTS

>>55129444
>Guardsman confronts heretic witch (M42 colorized)

>>55126200
That filename is pretty spot on holy shit.

>>55129383
Fuck you for bringing that piece of shit Isekai up. It sucks, it's shit and it belongs in the >>>/trash/

>>55128923
unlocking any one of them would work

>>55128923
It's basically an Analog Chipcard system
Every group/person responsible has their own lock. If they lock it when they go nothing happens. If they forget to seal it you can see which lock is missing and know who was responsible

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>>55130120

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>>55136751

>>55125307
Made me chuckle

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>>55136751
>>55130120

>>55125206
What? No. Trans women identify as women, AGPs are sexually aroused at the thought of being a woman. These categories are not exclusive.

>>55130410
>Eastern philosophy is all riddles!
>pick possibly the one thing that is completely spelled out in plain language in all of eastern philosophy
>get the entire point wrong

Jesus, are you just retarded?

>>55126106
Sometimes unhappiness is based on real problems not just first world feels. Anon doesn't need pills unless its social anxiety or something. What anon needs is to stop fapping to 2D and go outside once in awhile.

>>55131870
>What's the context?
A witch asks a soldier to get a tinderbox with a genie inside out of a tree full of treasure.

The soldier agrees, then refuses to give her the tinderbox, and when she does not explain why she wants it, cuts off her head and takes the tinderbox for himself.

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>>55137397
Is that all, or is there more to this tinderbox and soldier.

>>55129444
Suffer not the witch to live

>>55137108
What is going on with that animation?

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>>55137348
Going outside just depresses me more and makes me look for places to jump off of.

>>55137528
Forced animation, courtesy of SHAFT.

>>55137463
He uses the power of the tinderbox to imprison the king and usurp the throne and marry the princess. Ruling the people through fear

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>>55137651
That sounds like bullshit, but I choose to believe you anyways.

>>55137567
Source? Not even for the porn, that's just hilarious.

>>55137732
Yondemasu yo, Azazel-san Z

>>55130300
Yeah that's not how being colorblind works, that's called how a dog sees.

>>55137104
>Jesus, are you just retarded?

Depends, is that a riddle?

>>55137798
That's not even how a dog sees.

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>>55122538

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>>55137463
The soldier uses the money in the tree to live like a king for a while, then the money runs out and he starts living like a hobo in a cellar. Finally he lights the tinderbox and out comes three magic dogs, who serve his every wish and command. He uses this to get rich again, then hears about a princess in a tower who keeps wanting to go out and marry a commoner.

So he uses his magic dogs to summon her to his side, and holds hands with her for a bit, and then she goes back. This happens a few times, and then the king finds out he's been kidnapping her, so sentences him to death.

Just before he's executed, he has his last request for his tinderbox to be brought to him so he may have one last smoke, then he uses the summoned dogs to kill the king, queen and judges, and then marries the princess and rules happily ever after.


>>55137701
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tinderbox

You should be sceptical, but I myself just googled "give me the tinderbox screamed the witch" and got the story.

>>55137104
>Eastern philosophy is all riddles!
I never said that. I think Eastern philosophy, mostly things like Koans, has given rise to this stupid riddle mentor trope in the West. Not that I think highly of Koans in the first place. Or philosophy.

>>55128681
>witches
>sexy witches
>angry molesting tree
>kevin

My lack of sides aside, what is this supposed to be?

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>>55137934

>>55138097
http://thecabininthewoods.wikia.com/wiki/Kevin

The whiteboard is a betting list about which monster is going to kill the sacrifices in The Cabin in the Woods.

No-one bets on Kevin, sadly.

>>55138097
angry molesting tree sounds a lot like Evil Dead 1 to me

>>55138124
Immersion ruined, Reimu's armpits are covered.

>>55138981

>Dare_You_Enter?.bmp

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Explanation: The green bomb is from the enemy horde and has landed into an enemy missile pod. The missile pod enemy is called a Flyfish and are considered the most hated enemy in Splatoon 2's Salmon Run because of their low vulnerability window, difficulty to kill within that window, and having excellent reach with its projectiles.

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>>55138981
Why does this book exist? Do autistic people not masturbate? What am I saying, I can verify that they do.

>>55139638
It's a book to help lower functioning autistic children understand that masturbation is a private thing you don't do in public.

It includes full nudity and multiple artistic renditions of an underage girl touching herself.

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>>55139638
I have one like that, unsure on a name

>>55139638
Probably as an instruction book for how socially acceptable it is(n't).

>Ellie doesn't rub up on things she likes in public, you shouldn't either!
>It's okay to like things! But others don't want to hear about it.
>If you see someone you like, get to know them before asking about playtime!

>>55139779
Pretty sure most autists can figure out what is and isn't social acceptable

>>55129444
Who's the murderhobo?

>>55139804

I mean, "don't reveal your power level" is a reminder as much as it is a meme.

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>>55139738
You've seen nothing yet!

>>55128889
isn't there a problem with 18 though? you''d have to pull the bars up to free the small horizontal rod to free the vertical rod. But it doesn't really look like there'd be clearance to do that once 18 was unlocked and removed

>>55140090
You pull it up and towards the cement block perspective makes it seem like there is less clearance thsn thete actually is

>>55138846
Botton right is best.

>>55140171
3meta5me

>>55140171
kek
that's good
too bad that it's too late anyway