Dakka>Stompin'

Yoo'z muckin about ya pimply grot.

Krumpin'>Dakka

>>55117057
You'z a git. Krumpin da enemy is better dan shootin' since even da humie's and panzees can shoot, but no one krumps like an ork!

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>>55117057
Fightin'>muckin' about

Arguing about the best way to fight is just muckin' about

Blood axes > Goffs > Evil Sunz > Snakebites > Bad Moons > Deffskulls

Wait boyz I think I got it

Shooty bootz

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>>55117070
>even da humie's and panzees can shoot
Ya call dat shootin'? Dere's grots dat kan dakka betta den dose gits. Ya needz to get close fer da krumpin, dakka kan happen whereeva, wheneva

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>>55117113
Da humie's have great big gunz like pic related.

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>>55117139
We'z kan dakka 'hole roks at dat puny kannon.
Dats noffink.

>>55117152
But den, what's da point of being shooty at all if we can dakka roks?

>>55117164
So we'z can dakka while dey's fallin ya git!

>>55117180
I fink 'he'z untoo someting 'ere

>>55117057
nah nah nah, a brutuly kunnin boss has boyz ta go shootin' an' boyz ta go krump. den, wen da uvva gits fink ta krump ya shootas, ya krump 'em, an wen dey fink ta shoot ya krumpas, ya shoot 'im.
Dat's 'ow it wurks, cuz da uvva way don't make no sense, 'cuz Orks ain't gettin' out-krumped by any humie, pansy, or gribbly out dere. Even da spiky wunz.

>>55117250
Yeah, but dis ain't no board of bosses, OB is asking wever being shooty or stompy on yer own is betta.

>>55117180
wait.
I gots wun uv dose fings.
I fink I just turned weird fer a sekkund.
'ear me out.

We 'ave da rokks, roight?
An' da roks iz fallin, roight?
An da boyz want ta git close to krump an' shoot and smash, roight?
But givvin 'dem trukks makes da meks mad cuz da roks smash da trukks roight?
An' mad meks stop makkin' good bitz, roight?
An' footslogginz no gud 'cuz da roks zog evveryfing before da boyz get 'dere, roight?

So wot if, wot if we git some boyz ON da roks, give 'em some dakka, an dey shoot all da gitz before da roks get dem close enuff ta krump fer free! No mad meks, no boyz missin' da foight, an' no gits iz survivin' Roks AND dakka AND a good thump!
'ows dat sound?

>>55117332
Dat's roight brutally kunnin' iz dat.
wot if we used TWO roks?

>>55117309
well, if you'ze put it dat way, krumpin'.
Da boss krumped four boyz an' a grot at once yestaday, but I'z only eva seen 'im shoot up two boyz at a time, an' dat wuz wen 'e wuz REAL mad, 'cuz somewun ate 'is 'air squig.

>>55117362
Shud dey be red or yellow?
Red's always gud, but what if it goez so fast da boyz can't dakka enuff?
If it's yellow, da boyz get ta dakka more (not enuff, but betta), and da roks get to zog more stuff wiffout worryin' about trukks

>>55117057
Krumpin'>Dakka
>ya git

>>55117424
Best ta paint wun red and wun yellow, and see which krumps da enemy more!

>>55117088
/fread

>>55117093
Dis git knowz 'iz taktiks

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