>Jace, Twink Femboy Sailor

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PIRATES

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SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIET

>>55116961
>Wayne Reynolds
>Affirmative Action
>Weird stumpy proportions
>Blue Black doing a thing that's more of a White Thing
>Black doing a thing that's more of a white thing
There is so much on this card that hate.

>>55116955
I don't hate this one as much, though, even though Jace looks best in a long coat like the one from Unraveler of Secrets and there's no reason he couldn't wear one again in the pirate set.

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eh here's a white person

LOL

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It was Her™ turn.

>>55116968
>soldier
>clearly a warrior

Fuck off, /pol/. Take your racism back to your wife's boyfriend

>>55116986
I support badass grandmas (and badass old people in general) in any and all games.

>>55116997
The only problem you have with her is that her tits/ass aren't hanging out.

>tfw spanish
>tfw vamps dont have sanish names or similitudes
Feels gucchi that we don't get (more) BLACKED and muh libruls guilt

>>55117000
>everyone i don't like is /pol/

>>55117011

>assuming its gender

go back to your containment board and stay there >>>/pol/

>>55116955
>>55116961
>>55116967
>>55116968
>>55116973
>>55116976
>The most infamous of modern pirates are Somalian
/pol/ seriously needs to stop shitposting

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>>55117029
>Implying this isn't /pol/

I agree with that anon, fuck off

What a wonderful start this thread is off too. You just know this is all going to be insightful, productive discourse.

>>55117069
Stop trying to fucking normalize /pol/ on /tg/.

It's bad enough stormfaggots took over that place, we don't need them here.

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>>55117069
>And really, when it comes to their politics, /tg/ and /pol/ aren't really very distinct from one another. They pretty much line up on most things.

>>55117069
Textbook false consensus bias.

>>55117069
Thank Christ, /pol/ has finally moved on from /k/ and is trying to force meme a different board into storm fags. Hey, you should try the 40k General when the next one is made, I hear they love worshipping emperors.

>>55116955
Doesn't Jace have longer hair than that? I noticed that the GW gave pretty inconsistent designs apart from what they wear, Lili sometimes weighs 100 lbs and other times looks like she's 250.

>>55117069
Can't help but notice you're pulling this shit in the middle of the US night when most of /tg/, including the moderation, is asleep. Scurrying around like a cockroach in the dark.

>>55116999
Soldiers are enlisted, warriors are mostly not.

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>>55117117
It does seem a bit short. Bolas gave him a free haircut to go with shattering his mind.

>>55116973
The problem with these sorts of cards is that tribal pretty much requires you to go all-in with it. This card isn't worth taking unless you have a decent amount of monsters that aren't from that tribe, but because you don't have many cards which support that tribe, then there's not much point in having this card in the first place.

>>55117110
>pol spamming the 40kers with trump memes

I can dig it. Two cancerous fanbases taking care of each other

>Gideon's defeat is now viable

>>55117147
He also made him fit, Nick is such a nice guy.

>>55116955
That ultimate looks like it could end up being reasonably good.

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reprint when?

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>>55117150
It's a Johnny card. The point isn't trying to scrape value from non-tribal cards in a tribal deck, it's trying to see what cards you can break by making tribal support work on cards they weren't meant for. It's an adjusted Conspiracy, which does close off some of the interactions, but it's also cheaper.

For a master race you /pol boys like to spend a lot of time bitching about things that don't mean shit.

>>55117195
I don't get why you'd ever use its -2 though, it doesn't have any upsides and is removed by half of the game's cards.

>>55117213

>everyone who disagrees with me is an alt-right /pol/ nazi

>>55117069
Oh, for fuck's sake, r/The_Donald. Have an inkling of self awareness. You faggots haven't taken the hint and left after the 2016 election, even though you've objectively made this entire website a hell of a lot worse. The average quality of discussion on /pol/ has been abysmal since you came and you won't fucking leave no matter how many times you're told to. You'll just spout those same retarded memes about God Emprah Drumpf and Shariablue whenever someone disagrees with you about anything.

I'd tell you to stop shitting up other boards, but it's in your very fucking nature to invade other places and make them worse than they've ever been before. I haven't been to /pol/ in months and you make my conservative views look more retarded simply by existing.

>>55116986
What a shame it's nonland permanents, would be hilarious to steal peoples lands.

>>55116968

That's not a pirate. That's clearly one of the natives.

>>55117243
But the Admiral isn't a landlubber, ya know?

>>55117231
I don't see a disagreement, all I see is a shitty /pol/ meme. Either they're being genuine, or it's just someone who thinks they're a lot funnier than they are. Admittedly, there is also the chance of it just being someone fishing for (You)s, doing it on one of the slowest boards with the classic "just pretending to be retarded" bait, which is just a waste of everyone's time.

>>55117243
Let it steal island just for shits and giggles.

Did jace visit Kamigawa?

>>55117229
Only for free ETB triggers I'd guess. Probably some way to abuse it coming in the block(s) after Ixalan

FFS! i thought WoC said they wanted more room to introduce new planewalkers instead of reprinting the same old "recycle" walker characters?

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>>55117117
At least it's not Cloud Beleren.

>>55116973

So this is just Conspiracy with a different name?

>>55117272
Isn't Raid basically an ETB mechanic? Seems like it's got plenty of support.

>>55117277
Dude, it's one PW. Calm down. You're getting a new Vraska(nice) and apparently some kind of pirate-y planeswalker named Angrath(nicer) at the very least in this block. Odds are good there's at least one other PW in the block too.

>>55117281
>Jace being an interplanar dweeb
what else is new

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>>55116955
someone who knows mtg better than I needs to explain: what use is there for having 2 of these things on the field alongside another planeswalker? Or is it just that you then can create an infinite army of jaces from the tokens in addition to playing a better planeswalker card?

>>55117287
No, it doesn't override the original type.

>>55117277
They said they're going to be moving away from the Gatewatch a bit, but sets are designed years in advance. Imagine WotC as a really, really, really fucking big boat. It takes a long time for it to change course. We're leaning into the turn now, and we might actually be on the new bearing starting with the return to Dominaria.

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>>55117301
>Both generally believe

>>55117288
Raid triggers off of attacks though. Alternatively Illusions will possibly make it harder to play around the Revolt version of Fatal Push

>>55117311

You work for wizards or something? Just gb2 reddit

>>55117293
You can loot some more. And if you like jank, there's Annointed Porcession which gives you more Jace which gan give you more illusions which are affected by Annointed Procession.

>>55117313
>>55117311

you're by yourself here

crappy reaction images aren't arguments. tides have shifted

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>>55117290
>some kind of pirate-y planeswalker
No, Vraska is the pirate. The new RW Planeswalker is one of the motherfucking dinosaur riders.

>>55117301
As an average /tg/ poster, I can verify that this is true - at least that /tg/ believes it

>>55117320
>you're by yourself here
Ironic that you're the only one arguing your side responding to multiple people. This that "silent majority" thing you guys love so much?

>>55117325
Does Mattel know that Hasbro is stealing Dino Riders?

>>55117301

Well it's not like we have an official poll, but yeah those are close to my policies. But I also don't like when people tattoo swastikas on their faces...

>>55117327
As an average /tg/ poster, I can verify that this is not true.

Gee whiz, look at those credentials and facts.

>>55117331

it's obvious that

>>55117311
>>55117313

these you posts are from the same person. namely you. Don't even bother trying to screencap and paint over one (or both?) of the (you)s. It's too obvious.

>>55117301
I understand you're looking for a community to belong to but frankly this is not the board for that shit.

We generally believe games are fun.
That's it. This is a board for enjoying(and more frequently complaining about) games. Please talk about games with us and leave the politics on another board.

>>55117320

Yeah bullshit lol. A lot of us hate Trump, always have, always will.

>>55117325
Skeptical that's the Angrath, specifically liked to pirates, mentioned in the flavor texts. More likely that's the native planeswalker.

>>55117349

What do you think we're doing here? This thread's about MTG, not politics. Sorry that when you disagree with something you start crying "nazi" but hey that's not my fault, it's yours.

>>55117346
Think what you want, but you're wrong.

>>55117290
Yeah i know. but it kind of defeat the weight of their words if they reprint an Gatewatch walker in the first set after Gatewatch was defeated. especially since there are alot of old walker to re-explore.

>>55117290
I am calm, but dissapointed since they reprinted one of the most reprinted walkers Again! (that is a Gatewatch walker also)

>Post partywipe Jace is no longer a dweeb who has to rely on magic, but rather cunning
>Post partywipe Chandra is no longer a Jaya knockoff, and is more cool and colected
>Post partywipe Lilliana is no longer a "I have the body of a 20 something, but I am actualy 50 billion years old" meme, but a more witch like figure
>Post partywipe Gideon is no longer generic general warrior, but a versatile soldier of justice
>Post party wipe Nissa is no longer just elf hippy, but a clever wielder of a tiny fraction of The Eldrazi's power

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>>55117359
Row two, second to last column.
If you squint, the name does look like it could be Angrath, and you can see her dinosaur in the art.

>>55117378
You forgot
> And /tg/ will still hate all of them.

>>55117370
That's not a gatewatch walker, that's Jace hiding as pirate on some obscure memeplane

>>55117361
>This thread's about MTG
>>55117301 is a post about MtG?

>>55117386

Well that guy's not the OP.

In fact he's responding to you, since you're the one trying to politicize it.

>>55117378

I'd really like to see Chandra show off the creativity that red is supposed to have. Yes, all she does is fire but that doesn't mean that all she can do is direct damage.

>>55117370
On the bright side it's a lone GW walker. When's the last time we had only one of the Lowryn 5(and Nissa) printed in a block?

I'm content to celebrate the progress we've made. One GW walker showing up in a block doesn't bother me much.

>>55117314
The other trigger is ETB on >>55116976

>>55117378
I just hope Gideon uses his Law Magic again and Chandra does more than just burn things.
Also I want some GW Gruul shipping.

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>>55117069
>>55117301
>>55117320
>crappy reaction images aren't arguments. tides have shifted

But friend, there is no need to argue with you. All you need to do is watch how much you get shit on by an increasing number of posters.

>>55117397

Red has been flanderized for quite a long time into just dealing damage.

>>55117386
> left jumps in and tries to politicize the thread
> /tg/ hits back
> left screams MUH /pol/ BOOGIEMAN!
Every time.

>>55117395
>In fact he's responding to you

Actually not.

>>55117411

>>55116961
>>55116967
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>>55116976

>>55117411
I hope she becomes less "look at how emotional I am and I'm not very smart lol"

>>55117334
> But I also don't like when people tattoo swastikas on their faces...
Considering that basically doesn't happen outside of the MSM, I don't see what the problem is.

Can we just stop doing this entire thread?
Like, can we all just take a step back and recognize how dumb this whole thing is?

>>55117404
>Gideon uses his Law Magic
>A Goyim using the law for his advantage
shut it down

>>55117403
Uh, anon. That card, when cast, checks to see if there was an attack. Raid can be a static thing or ETB kicker-like effect but the unifying piece of the mechanic is that it's always linked to an attack.

>>55117420

What are you trying to insinuate? I thought we were just here to discuss the spoilers?

>>55117420
> implying WE WUZ is politicizing anything
The only one trying to turn this into a political thread is you.

Swear to god, the worst trash on this board comes from late-night americans.

>>55117476
I wish we had a janitor that's actually active during the American night.

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>>55117480

Conservative Christians do the same thing. Everyone's got a persecution complex.

>>55117385
Jace was in the Gatewatch alliance. Wich make him a Gatewatch walker and he is
still the most reprinted walker of the game that also was just in the last couple of sets.

>>55117480
>>55117487
Maybe any group of people are shit in large enough quantity.

>>55117480
>the right tries to defend itself

By driving a car over someone?

A+ self defense.

>>55117487
Nice false equivalency there. Conservative Christians aren't the ones attacking people with clubs for daring to say things that they disagree with.

>>55117030
>assuming Gender meme
Welcome back to the wonderful world of 2015. neck yourself brochacho

>>55117398
Good point Anon!

>>55117485
Who are those semen demons?

>>55117495
You fight back with the weapons that you have. If a crowd of leftists wants to start attacking people who are peacefully demonstrating, then they should be prepared to deal with the consequences.

>>55117511

>brochacho

... go back to...1995 (???????) idiot

>>55117520
>You fight back with the weapons that you have.

That's not how proportional response works.

You know, I think we'd all be better off just closing this tab.

I'm closing it now myself. I invite you all to do the same, you'll be happier for it.

>>55117501

They can and they do, if they can get away with it. I mean, more recently you had one of the alt-right crew taking a page out of ISIS's playbook and using a car, but w/e.

>>55117530

SHUT IT DOWN SHUT IT DOWN

SHUT THIS THREAD DOWN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aRl7OC1tvAw

>>55117528
If someone tries to use lethal force against you, you can use lethal force against them. The left might hate the idea of people being able to fight back, but that's the law. Don't like it? Then fuck off to those european sharia cages that you people are always gushing about.

>>55117533
Bzzzt. Wrong. Show me an example of conservatives attacking peaceful demonstrators. Even that example from Charlottesville that you're talking about was a case where the left turned violent first.

>>55117554
>If someone tries to use lethal force against you, you can use lethal force against them.

How many people in the protest were actually killed or hospitalised?

>>55117525
No thanks sweetie. Y'all are just derailing the thread with a bunch of shitty /pol/ memes like a bunch of retards, and leaving easy bait around for cheap (Yous).
I'll reiterate my previous point - Neck your self Bromiggo

>>55117301
I mean, those are pretty much just common sense. So yeah, a lot of people here agree with all that.
But you don't need to bring it up on /tg/. This isn't the place for it.

>>55117583

He was responding to someone.

>>55117578
Plenty injured. None killed because the right was able to fight back. While the left is always starting shit, they have a glass jaw. They're always totally unprepared for the idea that someone might actually fight back against them. The right, on the other hand, knew that they need to bring militia security to keep them safe when the left inevitably turned violent. If it weren't for that, a bunch more people might have died.

>>55117570

Conservatives attacking peaceful people? I'd put Anders Breivik as the archetypal example of that.

Be interested if you had proof that the conservatives weren't violent first. Because the evidence I've seen people passing around is photoshopped.

>>55117570

Greg Gianforte

>>55117623

The bit I saw on (Non-American) news had that the conservatives threw the first punch (Though also said that both sides were very clearly there ready for a fight)

>>55117656

Aight. I'm down to start exterminating Christian youth groups; it makes about as much sense.

>>55117640
Dude punched a reporter. If you ask me, they should have given him a medal. Journalists are some of the worst slime imaginable. They're as low as trial lawyers.

>>55117656

Couldn't that same logic be applied to attacking literally anyone? 'They were being political in a way I oppose, so they were being ideologically violent'

>>55117672

In response to the other guy, though, it was an unprovoked attack. And as long as we're talking about punishing reporters/pundits, I'd love to see Mayweather go all domestic violence on Lauren Southern sometime.

>>55117672

>trial lawyers

What's low about someone's right to be represented in a court of law?

>>55117690

They prevent black people from being put in jail, obviously.

>>55117570
this is just standard frogposter muhsafespace-ism. "antifa punched a dude on the other side of the city, so now it's open season to drive into crowds! they did it first, see!"

>>55117704

So yes, it IS because they are politically opposing you. As people can very easily say 'X I oppose is flat out treason'

>>55117704

And obviously Christianity makes for an objectively worse society; the overall trend since Christianity became the norm in Europe is that the more a society secularized, the more prosperous it became. So it's the same thing; Christians want to ruin society because they're small-minded fools. Exterminating them is justified.

>>55117256
Underrated

>>55116955
and here I thought we'd finally be done with the jacetice league for a while.
Couldn't Bolas just have murdered everone except maybe Gideon.

>>55116955

is this the most homoerotic card wotc has ever printed?

>>55116955
>Legendary Planeswalker
>Last Ability
Er alright. Are we going to be getting generic walkers soon?

>>55117082
SJWs of the coast gtfo.

>>55116976
>That flavor text

Fhck you, WotC. Deadeye Navigator was fair.

>>55116955
it kinda seems like you're just looking for reasons to be outraged

what kind of insecure fuckboy would get mad at jace showing a little skin in the fantasy caribbean

>>55118069
>what kind of insecure fuckboy would get mad at jace showing a little skin in the fantasy caribbean
The kind who projects their own sexual insecurity on anyone they disagree with.

>>55118069
I want him shirtless on th ship full of fem pirates while they make fun of him for not being able to grow a beard.

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>>55118075
>imblying

traps are my favorite card type in mtg

>>55116986
A white person is a Lord of the tribe. :^)
SJW meltdown in 3.. 2.. 1..

>>55116986
honestly the main problem with this art is that it's a really fucking static pose and you can't even see the character properly so it just looks like a babyfaced fat dude

they should've gone with a closer shot with a crazed grandma face, kinda like this card >>55116997

>>55118102
Jumping the gun, aren't you? Literally the only people mad about her are /pol/. They had a whole thread melting down about her yesterday.

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>>55117205
I more inclined to belive in a reprint with that art than a reprint with that rarity.

New jace is fun with doubling season at least.

>>55117325
Guy, I think I'm in love.

>>55118123
It's literally the artist's mom.

>>55118142
Even better, maelstrom pulse and Echoing Truth cant get rid of your illusion tokens due to the sac clause.

>>55118142
Annointed Procession is standard legal, so there's that. Doubling season is better of course since it doubles loyalty.

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It's entirely too much.
I can't take Magic seriously anymore.

Imagine if every single card had some sort of subtle anti-pollution message. What we see here is the equivalent. I'm all for bettering the world, but leave my games out of it.

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>>55118135
Why was that saved so small?

>>55118199
With season you get instant ultis on your jaces, making infinite jaces and creatures

>>55118207
Don't bully the vampire.

>>55118200
If this legitimately bothers you, you need to take a break from the internet. Yes, the SJW nonsense is pushing for more "diversity" or whatever is annoying pandering, but that's all it is. Just some boring art.

>>55117554
>but that's the law
Yeah, that's working wonders for the driver.

This set is the biggest flavor win in a long time.

>>55118207
An indestructible, defender 2 drop doesn't seem that terrible.

>>55118228
So what are some good MTG titty monsters? Just wondering since I don't remember that many to begin with.

>>55116997
>3 mana 2/2 that makes a Lotus Petal when it attacks
God this is actually fucking terrible.

>>55118274
A Legendary WB indestructible wall is pretty much "fair".

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>>55118302
Nin is pretty fucking stacked.

Why are the dinosaurs so expensive?

>>55118353
What's a mana cost? But lmao dinosaurs so awesome XD

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>>55118302

>>55116955
>Create two tokens that are clones of Jace, Cunning Linguist, except they're not virgins.

>>55118360
>REEE my fun is the only true fun

>>55118341
Does she have four arms or is she wearing her jacket bancho-style

>>55117672
>If you harm people you deserve to be harmed too
>Except if you harm people I don't like

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>>55118551
Four arms, she's a vedalken from Mirrodin. They've gotten a little sexier since '03.

>>55117599
>the right
>the left
As if "right" and "left" were absolute concept like "law" and "chaos" in DnD.

>>55118041
Thar's not the good type of off-topic for /tg/ though.

Coming in a bit later, pretty amusing to see how much one comment chain has been purged, yet everyone telling the poster that they're a twat hasn't been

>>55118075
>sexual insecurity over jace
>not Gideon
>hell,not even Ajani[spoiler/]

>>55118699
>Even thinking you need a close spoiler tag when it's the end of your comment

>>55116968
Clearly intended to be one of the Latino natives, anon. Not all brown-skinned people are niggers.

>>55118699
Jace could do more freaky shit than Gideon ever could. All he has is some light bondage with his chains but he doesn't use that anymore.

>>55118718
Im on mobile, and I usualy ctrl s to spoiler

>>55118341
>>55118590
>vedalken from Mirrodin
>yfw Return to New Phyrexia has a phrexianized Nin and she has no bust anymore, just chrome metal plating

>>55116976
>>55116973
>>55116968
>>55116967
>>55116961
To be fair, blackbeard had a lot of former black slaves among his crew iirc

>>55118750
Are they still tit shaped? Would she be able to clang?

Seriously from a historical as well as a contemporary standpopint this "blacks being pirates is affirmative action" thing is so utterly, mindblowingly retarded that I feel I can just compassionately pat the head of everyone writing it, before they get sent back to special school.

And that's disregarding that this is a fuggin fantasy setting where Dragons exist.

>>55118790
Don't be stupid, everyone knows black people are a race of homunculi created in the 1800s to force a war that would divide America, leaving it ripe for cultural conquest.

>>55118810
Not to forget history started 1492.

>>55118200
It's okay, go to your safe space.

>>55118699
I'm gay for femboys, not manly men
Even Pirate Jace is too manly for my taste

>>55118200
I don't see any hidden messages here
"Enlighten" me

>>55118853
Well, Jace is wearing a fucking corset for starters.

>>55118873
I don't think he does but let's say that's true
What's the message?

>>55118873
>No, I said put him in a CORE SET
Richard Garfield, 2004

>>55118324
There's an alternate wincon where you win the game if you have 10 treasures out.

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>>55118890
That Jace is a crossdresser you dumbass.
Even if in lore he's not in lore, putting Jace in female clothes implicitly approves of crossdressing.

>>55118873
Guys wearing corsets is fucking sexy, it just looks awful on Jace. Would be better on Sorin, or even Tibalt if they ever brought him back.

>>55118944
>Blue mana mages might approve of fluidity

HOLY SHIT MIND BLOWN

>>55118968
lol gaaaaaay

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>>55118873
You mean like he always have? They just removed his cape

>>55118944
>That Jace is a crossdresser you dumbass.
That's the worst case of projecting I've ever seen
Or maybe it's acute Paranoia causing delusions

>>55118991
I always wondered, what are those markings even? Does it help his mind powers? Does he just think it;s cool?

>>55118896
Underrated.

>>55118971
Part of blue's philosophy is that you can become anything you want and you just need to find out how.

>>55119010
>they're not tattoos, MOM!
>they're glyphs of power!
>GAWD!
>no, it's not just a phase!

>>55118938
I am working on a BR artifact deck where dying matters, and I just came all over the keyboard

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>>55119070
>Deadeye Plunderers gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control
>1UB: Create a colorless artifact token named Treasure with “T, sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool”
Ixalan is still a month out, and while lots of extant things will synergize with YO HO STRATS it may manage to be its own thing.

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>>55116955
Wow, they wanted to Jace so hard they broke the Planeswalker rule and threw it away

>>55116980
> Complaining about "other colors stealing white's thing"
Literally everything is white's thing. You cannot put an ability on a card without somehow infringing on something white does well. It's better at destroying permanents than the colors of death and destruction, better at flying than the color of air supremacy, and better at armies than the colors of creatures and hostility. It's better at sticking its fingers into other color's pies than the color of 'power at a price'.

>>55119138
err should be 2UB, sorry, spoiler site formatting was weird

>>55118637

Because all the dumb racist mouth breathing and "lmao ecksdee ess jay dubyas" shit needs to go back to /pol/ and fucking rot there.

It used to be people being edgy for the sake of it but now the inmates are running the asylum.

>>55119156
I wish they didn't make Revel in Riches, without that card the treasures could be made cheaper. Eldrazi shat their scions out and it wasn't much of an issue.

>>55119188

I'm sorry but it looks like you have a brain disease. :(

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>>55116980
>>55119152
Except it's a black effect. Also see: Nightveil Spectre, Hedonists' Trove, that new vampire from the commander deck.

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>>55116955

Why do we got 2 (READ: TWO) SPOILER threads?

>>55119400
Heh. Boneyard.

>>55119400
Because this is the one for anyone who wants to scream about how WotC triggered them.

So this set is Pirates vs. Aztec Dinosaurs?

>>55116955
And here's the reason I won't be getting this set. Wake me up when the Gaytewatch is dead, buried and exiled.

>>55116973
>arcane adaption
>black person needs magic to swim

Hey /tg/, I was wondering, why do Magic players complain about overrepresentation of black people in Magic card art compared to the primary demographic of the player base, but don't get upset at all the females in Magic card art compared to the primary demographic of the player base?

>>55119400
So everything in this set has been bumped up a cost because of the free lotus petals, right?

>>55119552
Just put yourself in the deepest slumber using the tool of your choice

>>55119623
Sweet false flag, people absolutely complain about all indoctrination attempts.

>eventually /pol/tards get triggered so much by their own delusion that they quit mtg
>start infesting other /tg/ related games
Pls stick to your containment game.

>>55117359
Angrath is a non-native planeswalker trapped on Ixalan (the same force seems to be keeping Vraska bound too). You can see his demise on Vraska's Contempt.

>>55118207
>Search your library for a card, reveal it, then shuffle your library
"Hey Bro, check out this card, neat, isn't it? Back into the library it goes!"

>>55117381
All I can make out is that it's a kang

>>55119851
>Jace planeswalk at random
>Land in a plane that stop planeswalkers from leaving
This guy is a walking fuck-up

>>55117520
Except that the people run over weren't actually attacking anyone. You don't get to punish people who kind of look like the people who dun it for a crime.

>>55119986
let us not forget he actively ignored the advise on how to beat Bolas by ONE OF THE ONLY 2 PEOPLE TO EVER BEAT HIM

>>55120113
The only thing the Gatewatch ever does is bumble into a situation and make everything worse. They're written like Saturday Morning Cartoon heroes.

>>55120039
Clearly you don't know how to Nazi.

>>55119623
They don't, 99% of the shitposters on /tg don't even play traditional games

Can someone post "the virgin jace vs the chad gideon" image?

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> "You're an Elf!"
> "No, I'm a gay fish!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Vn2xrSG24w

>>55119774
>/pol/tards
>playing mtg
Good joke, they are like SJW, getting triggered by thing they don't watch, read or play

>>55120642
Hmm awakening lands is very risky with all the sweepers and push around, but potentially high reward. You have to have X be 4 to not get hit by Sweltering Suns, or Yaheeni's Expertise; and you need X to be six it not get hit by Hour of Devistation.

>>55119138
>>55118938

You know it might be fun to do pirate mirror matches where the players have infinite life so the win condition is just Revel in Riches.

>>55120881
This. Most people I play mtg with are chill and might at most make a harmless joke about Alesha or the gay kings in EDH. Unless they all secrety go home and start bitching about muh sjws, I'm not sure where the outrage within the actual community is.

>>55116961
Jesus it's fantasy, why can there not be a single nigger in the art without KANGZ posting?

>>55121572
Everything must be part of the culture wars.

>>55121631
>55121631
Only if you let it be, I for one am sick of seeing nignogs in all kind of media portrayed in a way to make whites seem inferior (usually boring) but I don't let it bother me when it comes to movies and fantasy and stuff, because it's fucking made up!

>one side hates sjw pandering
>other side hates /pol/ shitposting
>can't let either issue go

You both are equally bad. If you don't agree with something the right response is to ignore it, not go on a crusade about it. If you ignore the shitposters they will go away.

>>55120881
>>55121484
>takes /pol/ seriously
>can't distinguish satire from the legitimate stormfag rejects who get shit on in /pol/ daily
shigadigadingdongdoo

>>55121730
>If you ignore the shitposters they will go away.
Let's ask /tv/ how that worked, shall we?

>>55117384
He probably figured that just goes without saying

>>55122115
It would be extremely painful

>>55121853
>I-it's just a meme!
Nah.

>>55121853
Ironic shitposting, has, is, and always will still be shitposting

>>55121730
>both are equally bad.

Only one side is making multiple threads about gender politics in fucking card games on /tg/.

OP is no better than the SJWs that attacked The Witcher 3 for not having any black characters.

>>55123051
because the other side stays on tumblr and similar echo chambers

>>55123315
>because the other side stays on tumblr and similar echo chambers
So SJWs are actually better than /pol/tards?

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>pirates can only be white
This is by far the most retarded complaint about "muh diversity" I've ever seen and I think it may have given me cancer

>>55123355
>Not trying to engage, thereby exposing your ideas to criticism and opposition, makes you the better person.

Really gets my synapses firing. Regardless, the niggers complaining about the pirates are retarded.

Fuck off /pol/

>>55123426
Have you thought that maybe some people who visit a board named "/tg/ - Traditional Games" do so in order to discuss traditional games, not politics in any form or fashion?

>>55123426
You're not open to new ideas though m8. Whenever anyone calls you out you just respond with your memes and run along. Shitposting is not "engaging," it's trying to be provocative to invoke a reaction.

>>55117117

>people can never get haircuts or lose/gain weight.

Sure thing, kiddo.

>>55123447
Fair point, though as the games themselves are becoming more politicized, you shouldn't be surprised to see this sort of thing happening. I don't like the Stormfags going around kicking up shit, but in fairness, /leftypol/ seems to be employed at some of these companies. /pol/ is just reacting to the trend, even if they're doing so in the most gauche and unsophisticated manner imaginable.

>>55123466
>Implying I'm /pol/
I just don't think echo chambers are a good idea. /pol/'s a dumpster fire full of the white equivalent of the niggers they're always bitching about.

>>55123315
Then why the fuck is OP bringing his shit here? Every single MTG thread has this shitposting in it. /pol/ are worse than the fucking ponyfags at this point. At least they learned to stay on their containment board when their meme started to wane.

>>55118207
>Search your library for a card, reveal it, then shuffle your library.
I don't know why this made me laugh so much.

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>complaining about brown pirates

>>55116955

He doesn't really look like a femboy or a twink. Too well definited, and his jawline is too masculine.

You'll just have to admit your homolust for Jace instead of trying to make him "not gay".

>>55118790
>And that's disregarding that this is a fuggin fantasy setting where Dragons exist.

THIS IS NOT AN ARGUMENT

>>55124258
>dragons exist
>therefore people could have flown a dragon from Fantasy Africa to Fantasy Europe
Happier?

>>55121572
>Jesus it's fantasy,
oh, it's fantasy, that explains EVERYTHING

funny how you want your ~fantasy~ to reflect real life except when real life doesn't suit your revisionism

>>55116961
>>55116967
>>55116968
>>55116973
>>55116976
I don't understand, during the golden age of Caribbean piracy there were tons of black/brown pirates?

I don't understand this shit posting.

>>55123545
Girls and black people existing isn't political, you dip.

>>55124363
just like all the women warriors and moors in medieval poland we're supposed to believe existed

>>55124363
According to /pol/, the entirety of Africa and Middle East lived in the stone age and literally did nothing ever until like the 60s when the jews uplifted and shoved them into white countries to destroy the white man.

>>55124363
There's no stopping it now. /pol/tards are legitimately incapable of rational thought.

>>55124337
But are we talking about an African dragon or an European dragon?

>>55124425
>the entirety of Africa...lived in the stone age and literally did nothing ever

where's the lie though?

>>55124390
Hiring a black woman to tell you how to write black women as stereotypes is.

>>55124540
Anon, how do you intend to ensure a bright future for whites only if you're stuck in your mothers basement playing videogames and not breeding?

>>55124344
>>55124392
Stop with your bullshit false equivalencies because you watched some poorly sourced youtube videos about historical revisionism and muh sjws.

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Am I retarded?

>>55124540
Can't you do a fucking google search?

>>55124586
Hell of an argument there anon

>>55116961
okay for once there were plenty of black pirates

this is the least we wuz thing they have done.

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>>55124608
I mean, you're not original. This+ Stuffy Doll was a decent standard deck for a while

>>55124645
You have no argument, just some bullshit you pulled out of your ass. Historical revisionism has nothing to do with fantasy pirates.

>>55116955
First ability should be +2 or be "whenever a creature"

>>55116967
Is this better than Revoker?

>>55116968
Torpor Orb on a stick can be pretty useful. Hunted Torpor in Modern?

>>55116997
Could 8tog be a thing with her outside of pauper?

>>55118088
Why didn't I see that before?

>>55124390
You are correct. I think the problem most complainers have is that diversity is being pushed for the sake of being trendy and making oneself look morally superior. The sanctimonious attitudes of Hollywood liberals and the hypocrisy of unhinged social justice zealots has not done any favors for motivating people to be enthusiastic about social justice or increasing creative flexibility with diversity. /pol/ of course thinks that everyone who is upset about the passive-aggressive attitudes of so-called "progressives" must also think like them because they are desperate for supporters and will stand with anything that makes tumblr frown, even if it fucks over everyone else as well.
These days it's no longer about what you believe but what you don't believe. That is also why /v/ is and has been so shit because it's about what you hate, not what you appreciate.
Of course I could just be projecting my opinions and in reality most of those who aren't into it are just entitled honkies.

>>55124572
>/pol/
>playing video games
/pol/ is full of soulless political cunts who only care about making the world better for themselves. They're no different from the SJWs or Fundamentalist Christians that don't want to support anything, only complain and browbeat others into bending over for them. The sooner they are marginalized the sooner fun can resurge.

>>55124752
Fuck this creature in particular!

More forced diversity from Hasbro. This isn't even new at a point.

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>>55116955
>Illusion bear tokens aren't Illusion Bears

>>55124752
It wasn't a 2-card kill, though.

>>55116955
so can we get him a cute boyfriend now?

>>55124872
Thirteen damage is a pretty big hit, and twenty isn't guaranteed a kill either.

>>55124816
I think most people will agree that there's an obvious social justice push by WOTC, but at this point the /pol/ types have become far more insufferable. They're shooting themselves in the foot, just like the SJWs, by making people despise them so much that they'll refuse to agree with any of their points out of irritation and spite.

>>55118944
he's literally wearing his ordinary costume, it's just been ripped
imagine being this fragile

>>55124785
Not the guy you were arguing with this pirate brouhaha is a bunch of shit. I'm just saying going "stop watching the youtubes" isn't a rebuttal

>>55124915
Somehow I doubt the hyperautists whining about black pirates are even aware of this fact

>>55116961
>/pol/ hate black people because they are violent,rape,murder and steal shit
>pirate were violent, raped, murdered and stole shit
>a black pirate trigger /pol/
I don't understand, shouldn't they be happy that black people are being portrayed as criminal?

>>55119010
Apparently it's all he remembered from before he fucked up and wiped his own memory, but even he doesn't know what they mean

So I'm reading the part where the Watch gets fucking rekt. Jace is looking in Bolas' mind and he sees it like a giant smooth surface, and then he remembers something similar out of nowhere. Since I'm marathonning the entire storyline I rmember that he's thinking of the time where he tried to read Ugin's mind, but he seems to have forgotten whose mind it was here. Did Ugin clear his memory as well?

>>55124915
It's not like Wizards is hiding it, they're very open about it.

>>55125016
It's from the sphinx that taught him how to use his shit.

>revisit Kamigawa announced
>everyone's black samurais

Can't wait

>>55124560
It's actually hilariously racist in the most upperclass white way possible and I can't wait for it to bite them in the ass

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I'm actually legit upset that there has been zero (0) sexy pirate ladies OR sexy native ladies in the cards revealed so far. Not-going-to-buy-this-set upset.

>>55125190
Sorry senpai, you're years too late for that.

>>55125059
It's not though, his mind is more like a whirwind of mental powers. Bolas' mind is extactly the same as Ugin's. Maybe it's an editoral goof.

>>55125190
they have 200 more cards to spoil for fuck's sakes

>>55125190
If you want that you're going to build a time machine and go back to the 80s/90s. We can't have nice things anymore.

>>55125255
I imagine it was more likely intentional. I haven't read the story you're talking about, but it might be something they're trying to do with subtlety, so they might want to avoid things like Jace thinking "Hmm, this is a lot like Bolas, which makes sense 'cause they're both elder dragons."

>>55125016
I'd thought it was that just him trying to get into bolas's mind was enough for bolas to get into jaces mind enough to make jace forget he'd already tried to get in.

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>>55125190
>not having a fetish for girl in armor
What a faggot

>>55125094
Ok if they actually do have that one historical black samurai it'd be great. A catholic portugese black samurai to oda.

>>55125395
You must be happy to build Chandra.dek then.

.... Part 3 was when JoJo got really good.

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>>55125490
>Chandra
Not enough armor

>>55125682
Such a weird pose.

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>>55125190
Have you ever seen a cuter looter?

>>55117325
>The native planeswalker of the new plane is another brave independent minority woman
When are they gonna grow tired of this trend? Ixalan is at least the third block where they do this.

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>>55125190
At least we got one or two from the last set.

>>55125816
Never? It's a cry for attention, and it generally seems to be working.

>>55125190
>He can't handle REAL women
It's as if you don't enjoy diversity and equal representation.

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>>55125190

She's not native or a pirate, but this vampire is a qt.

>>55117530
Yes as am i. Thanks /pol

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>>55125862

>>55125922
Hol up.

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>>55124363
No one is complaining about the existence of black pirates or woman pirates. They're complaining about the complete lack of white pirates and bearded pirates, just like they were complaining about the nonexistence of Egyptians in the Egypt set or how Indians and Hindu mysticism were shuffled aside in the India set to make way for the all white Gatewatch to fight an evil white dude. I don't even need to use my hand to count all the elephants in that set, just my dick and balls can do.

When not a single piece of art looks like pic or link related in the fucking pirate set then you know you've fucked up.

https://www.google.com/search?biw=1228&bih=527&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=generic+pirate+art

>>55116955
so i guess nicky boy erased jace's memory and now thinks he's a pirate?

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>>55126283
The guy on the right.

Note, I didn't even scour the cards for this. I opened up mythicspoiler and it's in the top row.

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>>55126283
>>55126342

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>>55126283
>>55126342
>>55126347

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>>55126288
It's possible that when he randomly planeswalked to escape, he ended up wiped on some beach. Unable to remember much else than his name, he stumbles about reorienting himself with his "apparent powers" and managed to get picked up by one of the native pirate factions, influencing his new role.

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>>55126283
>>55126342
>>55126347
>>55126359
There's probably more still, but I think this kind of does the job.

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>>55125752
Yes, I have.

>>55126342
>>55126347
>>55126359
>>55126375

Wow, one single white bearded man on a promotional art card, you sure showed me.

>>55126432
Do you mean white, bearded or white-bearded? Because there are white dudes with beards in each of the arts. If you mean white-bearded specifically, that's kind of moving the goalposts.

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>>55126432
This one has a white guy with a beard and a guy with a white beard. All your favorite things together.

>>55126480
(You) should get your eyes checked, look again:

>>55126342
No beard.

>>55126347
Just a moustache, one guy on the side has sort of a beard but he's not the focus of the card.

>>55126359
Has a beard.

>>55126375
Ugly mutton chops, no beard. Looks more like a cabin boy than a captain.

Wizards fucked up.

>>55126542
Hey, you never specified they had to be the center figure.

>>55126342 has a beard on the guy on the right.
>>55126347 has a beard also on a guy on the right.
>>55126516 too has a beard on the guy on the right (a unifying theme at this point)

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>>55126542
>one guy on the side has sort of a beard but he's not the focus of the card

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>>55126614
Even >>55126359 is technically a guy on the right.

What could it all mean?

>>55126283
You didn't even check the fucking spoilers before posting this.

The amount of bullshit you're trying to shuffle right now requires way more effort than you're willing to put in.

>>55126542
>Ugly mutton chops, no beard.
You said "the complete lack of white pirates and bearded pirates".

Critique the beard all you want, but you've definitely lost the "lack of white pirates" bit full stop.

>>55126283
>Seriously, why are you people so pissed about people spouting /pol/ memes everywhere? "WE WUZ KANGZ" has nothing to do with black people, settle down!
>We're just complaining that the settings aren't nearly generic enough. I mean, this isn't even as generic as clip art! Is Wizards even trying to make their art as cliché as possible?

everybody jumped on you for the same part of this post so I figured somebody else ought to at least point out the layers of stupid they missed

>>55125489
One black retainer of Nobunaga means everyone on the continent of Africa were samurais. Only fair for 90% of Kamigawans to be race swapped.

In fact lets just have a scenario where they're being oppressed by evil spirits.

>>55126949
*White spirits

>>55126949
Hyperbole just makes you look like a twat.

>>55126989
Make the spirits Dutch imperialists as well just to make things extra PC.

>>55127017
he doesn't need hyperbole for that

>>55127342
90% isn't hyperbole in your book?

>>55127388
Read it again.

>>55127464
He's saying 90% of the Kamigawans would be race swapped.

>>55127573
And I'm saying he looks like a twat. It was a joke.

>>55127621
>It was a joke.

Can't hardly tell anymore with this thread.

>>55124898
>Nicky B mindfucked him so hard he aint even straight anymore.

Wouldn't even be mad

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>>55126402
We must go cuter.