Tell me, fellow Mazdamundi players, do you intend to go North

>>55115937
Ratmen aren't part of the great plan, Elves are.

Send the serpents to eat them.

>>>/v/

>>55115995
must be an age of smegma fan

>>55115937
>ribbit

>>55115937
Delf

Ratshats are the only race even less cohesive than Delves, and serpents LOVE to eat them.
Go deal with the edgy cunts making Cold Ones work in the snow first

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>>55115937
Honestly, I would rather play the high elves. I was watching the videos where high elves are fighting and their spearmen actually fight in a shield wall with stabbity stabs. I would love to have a healing hero behind a wall of high elf spears, topping them up and making sure that they fight cohesively as I slaughter a bunch of ratmen with contemptuous ease.

>>55118955
This desu.

Going to ally with lizardmen and give turdclis as sacrifice to them asap.

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>>55119179
>not playing as teclis and having a fun ol' magical adventure across the new world.

>>55115937
The Main issue is that the Ratman are dangerously close to the First City. And how are we going to have the MIGHTY LORD KROAK being a magical nuke in the middle of the battlefield if Skrolk makes the whole place smell.

>>55119397
eh, they are an npc faction of rats right?
kroak is gonna have so much fun.

>>55119397
I just hope we get NPC kroak who mcNukes everyone silly if they breach the nap.

>>55119523
Nope its Pestilens. They are like 2 provinces below Itza, so when Kroak gets added in (And he better get added), he'll be dangerously close to the Skaven.

>>55119547
>playing in the old word with combined map
>hear a colossal REEEEEE shake the monitor on turn 126
>three factions wiped out
>only one of them Skaven

>>55119548
I could see it like a king and the warlord DLC where they start fighting from the start of the game.
here's to hoping that K8P in the mega campaign will be occupied by skaven at the start.

>>55119628
>TW3
>turn 142
>demons raping new world
>I still have ti-
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Khorne has been obliterated
>Slaanesh has been obliterated
>Nurgle has been obliterated
>Tzeentch has been obliterated
>Be'lakor has been RUK'd

>warhammer total war is one of the biggest games of last year
>not a single piece of fanart incoming on /tg/
What went so wrong bros?

>>55120106
/wst/ got nuked

>>55120106
>>>/v/

>>55120269
>/tg/ related gets game popular
>people bitch about it instead of making fun stuff.
shame really.

>>55115937
thick and strong amazon dong

>>55120134
what do we do now?

>>55115937
>Tell me, fellow Mazdamundi players, do you intend to go North and solve the Delf problem, or South and solve the rat problem first?
Not entirely sure. The rat-scum are practically the natural enemies of the Lizardmen at this point. but the DElves are probably a bigger threat.

When we get the combined map, I'm going to roleplay out Mazdamundi's big plans from the 7th ed. Army Book. Where he's going to 'reset everyone back to starting positions', meaning no elves are allowed to live outside Ulthuan, no humans outside the Old World, etc., etc...

>>55118955
and then suddenly the ground splits and theres ratmen all over your healer

>>55120269
But anon /v/ is salty cancer, you know this and should clearly return.

Rats die first but the moment those knife ears make a move on my jungle they're getting exterminated too.

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Sotek demands that rats die.

>>55120966
There's gonna be wood elves in oreon, I think.
>>55121101
>he doesn't embed his healers in expensive bodyguard units.

>>55120966
When I get the conbimed map, I will send the White Dwarf to kick Malekith's arse for causing the War of the Beard.

>>55121218
>/v/, the only board who gets triggered for killing nazis in Wolfenstein.

Be Lizard"""men""""
>Dying race
>Still obsessing over ayy lmaos that abandoned you 15,000 years ago
>Despite being the inheritors of the ayy lmaos, the fucking Elves save the world from Chaos while you eat flies
>Live in fucking Mexico
>Constantly kidnapped by Dark Elves
>Asexual reproduction
>Worship these senile lazy blob toads that do fuck all
>Gods aren't even real

By Skaven
>Most numerous race on planet
>Led by decisive political leadership blessed by your god
>Monotheistic alphas who regularly commune with their very real god
>Breed regularly with giant blob-women in kinky orgies
>Meritocracy
>Most technologically advanced race
>Save the world from Nagash
>High IQ

If I had better MS paint skills I'd make one of those virgin vs. chad memes with this

>>55118955

>elf-thing
>using an attrition strategy against skaven

Why haven't we conquered these fools-fools?

>>55121660

you forgot:

>scaly, awkward to pat

>soft fur, perfect for patting

>>55121710
>Why haven't we conquered these fools-fools?
Because the last time you were BTFOed by superior infantry and fleet

>>55115937
I thought the lizards couldnt make new caldurons, so what do they just post a garrison the city? Hows recruitment going to work I wonder. Anyone else stolked for the merged map? I know I am!

>>55121710
Actually, the only thing being attritioned in my strategy is skaven.
All they do is spawn clan rats.
>skaven make an all out push to win a Battle.
>their empire runs out of food trying to spawn clanrats.

>>55121842
>Errantry War into Naggaroth
>Bitch slapping Archaon as Lizards
>Possibility for Dogs of War DLC

I am hyped. The question is- will we get another surprise enemy like vanilla?

>>55121906
what surprise enemy?

>>55121741
>tfw this nigga never had a pet reptile
Would rather pet a snake than a rat any day of the week.

>be one of the leaders of the most advanced, technologically sophisticated, and civilized race on the planet
>have the tools to teriform and tame worlds
>accidentally look at a the raw stuff of chaos during a teleporter accident and comprehend infinity
>instinctively shut down your mind and obliterate your memory to avoid corruption
>eventually wake up
>youre sitting on a slab of stone decorated with bones
>there are dirty feathers tied all over you
>the warrior caste guards in the room are holding clubs with crude obsidian blades tied to them instead of laser rifles
>one of them is wearing a mask that seems to be made out of an animal skull
>The little craftsman caste guys are all shrieking prayers to some weird snake god
>they're covered in dirty feathers too
>also blood
>two of them are laying some sort of furry animal skin they have stretched tight between them in front of you
>It looks like some sort of huge rat or something
>very messy and fresh
>balanced on top of it are a bunch of hearts
>they seem to be presenting you a "gift"

What must it feel like?

>>55122470
you go back to sleep.

>>55122031
>>55121906
my money is on N'Kari or some other slaanesh demon

>>55122031
Like the Lord of Change in 1.

>>55122660
I agree with Slaanesh too. Though Nurgle wouldn't surprise me.

The Skaven intro at least tells us a demon is involved.

>>55119548
I think Kroak is going to be the reward for a rite or certain level of the ritual.

>>55122470
"Could be worse"

>>55123533
>>55122660

he was not much of a surprise unless
You played as archaon the hedgehog.

>>55119548
>kroak
>not capable of handling a few mice
Pick one.

http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm30348785

>nips turn total war hammer into a full animu game.

Guys, where can I get drawfags?

>FUCKING NORMIES
>GET OFF OF MY CONTINENT

>>55129022
wonder if toads drop their spaghetti in front of amazons

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post favourite screenshots lads.

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Hope you furry fucks are ready, cause my boy is gonna tear you up a new one

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>>55115937

That fucking frog needs to lose weight. He probably can't even bend his arms into the right shapes to cast half his spells.

>>55126027
He didn't specify who it was dangerous for.

>>55133256
>those chubby arms
Ya know I thought the same, but they probably tried the skinny arms, and they looked silly.

It's kinda like Mazdamundi's hat. We ALL know he doesn't have a hat like that. But it looks fucking cool, so noone is complaining.

>>55121660
>>Constantly kidnapped by Dark Elves

Que?

Why lizardmen don't upgrade their technology???
What's with stagnation?

>>55136258
they already have laser weapons.

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>>55121660
>senile lazy blob toads

>>55136266
I can see in trailer them fighting with swords though, not lasers.
Why don't they make more advanced machines something that will help them to gain advantage, you know how every country on earth trying to obtain new technology to be able to stand against others.

>>55136403
Because grimdark.

>>55136403
why use lasers when you can use toothy swords?

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I'LL KILL KILL ALL REPTILE THINGS YES YES!

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>>55140509
meme race

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Amusingly I've been watching shitloads of Total War videos the last week and finally downloaded the first one last night. Never played a strategy game besides Civ though, so I'm hesitant to start it up. But I'll definitely be getting 2 next month. Skaven look sick.

>>55140509
>Queek got dragged away from his endless war on the dorfs and got forced to fight elves
He must be so mad

>>55140805
play as dorfs
they are eazymodo in battle and have a good economy.
pretty grudgy tho.

>>55140805
Play dorfs or humies. The humies teahc you the core game better,but the dorfs are ezmode in battle and get lots of shekels

>>55136403
because GW are hacks

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>>55121660
Here ya go

>>55141320
Lizardmen are superior to fucking rats.
You can't do anything about it. I pity you for even wasting your time on this garbage you posted.

>>55141378
Lizardvirgin mad.

>>55121660
Daily reminder that Lizards sacrificed so many rat"men" that they created a new god dedicated to fucking the horned rat raw.

>>55141404
>ratfag calling anyone a virgin
kek.

>>55141371
Noice

>>55123533
>>55122660
Gotta be Skarbrand gets summoned if Skaven ritual finishes.

>>55141450
A reminder that Sotek is Dracthoian.

>>55134863
Dark Elves ride a lot of Lizardmen beasts and the gladiatorial arenas of Naggaorth have a lot of Lizardmen forced to fight in them

>>55141826
>Dracthoian
Who.

>>55141831
>lizardmen forced to fight in an arena
>capturing a Saurus alive
>ever

Sounds like knife-ear fanwnak to me.

>>55141871
what's so special about a Saurus that a delf couldn't capture them?
they capture chaos spawn, manticores, hydras, and other shit. In fact capturing and enslaving big dopey monsters is one of their gimmicks. They basically ride retarded Sauruses into battle.

>>55141953
they ride cold ones into battle you idiot.

>>55141953
>big dopey monsters

Saurus aren't mindless or dumb. They simply think of warfare and warfare alone. I suppose you could capture a unit of Saurus warriors together because you'd rarely find a Saurus alone.


I'm sure theres a few lines about Lizardmen slaves in some Dark Elf codex somewhere so I won't even bother debating the point. Ward elf bias was well-known.

>>55141826
>age of sigmar

If you really want to bring that in here, daily reminder that all skaven have super PTSD whenever they catch sight of the superior Lizards because Sotek kicked the Horned Rats ass so hard.

>>55142685
I wonder if gobbos will have reduced morale when fighting elves.

>>55143113
Probably not

>>55141995
right , a big retarded lizard, so a Saurus with a smaller brain basically.
So, if they can enslave those, they can enslave your precious Saurus.
Sounds like the fanwank is all scaly, as usual.