Horrible hexes

That does sound legitimately terrible.

>>55105301
That sounds like a great way to derail a campaign into pure memedom

>>55105892
Not that that's hard nowadays.

>>55105301
Frostbite curse.
Swap IDs of temperature meters of your ship. Bridge and reactor core. This makes your ship ai think that your reactor is too cool and fire it up some more while freezing your officers and chief engineer to death.

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>>55105301
Bitch, maybe if you played D&D hard enough you'd know about Grippli, Bullywugs, Slaad, the Egyptian pantheon, the fucking Frog god of Bigotry from Greyhawk who goes around turning people into pepes in various fucking eugenics experiments, and the fucking frogs that shoot random lazerbeams from their eyes.

Then there's giant frogs, Savage progressions beast races and a shitload more. There's expanded rules for curses in Dragon Magazine and Vistani curses there also.

Did I forget to mention the Slaad are literally Chaos-aligned rare Pepes who make Green Pepes from wizards and are created by a magical Computer Monitor they all covet?

Did you know Wojak is fucking PTAH, and the published famours Egyptian figures are all WE WUZ KANGS in the DMG article for them?

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>>55109603
Then there's Xaositects, who by 3.5, have the abilities to force rerolls and turn all sound into fucking audible shitposting no normie can understand, and this can get real fucking trippy with gibbering mouthers added to the mix? Phenomenal cosmic shitposting.