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Is it okay to be mean to orcs?

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Is it okay to be mean to orcs?
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>>55101242
It's okay to be mean to any non elf
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>>55101242
No. Don't be mean to orc girls. It's not their fault if they need diapers.
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>>55101242
If it's okay to kill orcs because they're natural killers, does that mean it's okay to bully elves since they're natural bullies?
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>>55101257
Elves aren't bullies they're just natural banterers. Only races which can't take the banter get upset about them.
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>>55101257
They are extra-sensible though. Just point out their ears look a little bent, anything more would be monstruous.
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>>55101257
Yeah, how dare we just have an orc thread.
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>>55101242
NO!!!!!
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>>55101242
If they don't have citizenship, yeah sure
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>>55101242
>Is it okay to be mean?
No, being mean is not okay.
Killing Orcs because they are dangerous killers is fine.
That is survival or defending your people.

Being mean to orcs, or bullying elves, is simply using race to justify acting like a dick.
Do not abide dickishness.

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>>55101242

The fact that you even ask worries me
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>>55101246
>>55101257
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>>55101242
You be a zogger - you get treated like a zogger. You be a good proppa orc - you get treated like good proppa orc.
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>>55101246
>it's ok to be mean to any non elf
>why are we being gangraped by literally every other race?
God, elves truly are scum.
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>>55102155
>orc with a victim complex
How cute.
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>>55102216
>elf talking like he's hot shit
Post again when it takes you less than a century to learn how to wipe your own ass
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>>55102587
>y-yeah well you live for centuries
Lifelets. When will they learn
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>>55101242
Is it wise to be mean at all? Especially to someone obviously bigger and stronger than you?
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There's nothing wrong with killing orc babies.
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>>55102625
>calling wasting away such a huge lifespan living
Has all that tree bark tea finally ruined what was left between those pointy ears?
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>>55101246
>It's okay to be mean to any elf

Fix'd
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>>55101242
Someone post the pic where a handsome guy follows her out and asks her to dance plz. She doesn't deserve bully.
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>>55102652
Sure they're bigger and stronger but also graceless, slower, uncivilised and uneducated. Their physical size just makes them more useful as manual labour slaves for the more cultured races.

Brains > Brawn, hence why all martials are useless.
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>>55101242
Mean?
The only good orc is dead orc anon.
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>55102730
>studies for 60+ years
>wastes most of life inside a tower
>class is literally a synonym for virgin
>spends literal rivers of gold just to survive a rattlesnake's attack
>not to mention the fact that poorfags can't cast
>"b-but were w-way better than the ones who got strong through living, look at my magehand"

Please go back to enchanting my sword, thanks
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>>55101486
>only way to treat an orc
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>>55102730
>>55102791

Whoops
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>>55101242
If it's not human, it doesn't have rights.
Destroy all nonhuman civilizations.
Enslave all nonhuman sentients that surrender.
Genocide all nonhuman species that resist.
Eliminate all humans who support nonhumans.
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>>55102652
Ummm Azula, is this a case of "do as I say" as opposed to "do as I do"?
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>>55102702
I mean, while I know the pic in question that follows it, isn't it also possible that she's not the ugly duckling? I mean, maybe she had it coming - maybe she was the head of the local posse of mean girls, and just got her comeuppance when that poor Halfling girl from the wrong side of the....um....tracks?...came in the really pretty dress accompanied by the head of the....er....jousting team?
Hmm....I guess I'm less familiar with Johanus Hugorian's epics then I though.
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>>55101246
Damn straight, but only if they are the right kind of Elf. Can't be letting those filthy druchii think they are part of the fun
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NO

Welp, so much for preserving my race
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>>55101242
Anyone have the ones where she isn't sad anymore?
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>>55102791
Do you want a cursed weapon? Cuz that's how we end up with cursed weapons...
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>>55101242
Don't be mean to orcs. Orcs make the best wives.
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>>55104187
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>>55101242
>muh race
Wanna know how I know you are an NPC?
When you've got proper PC class levels, you tend to forget the pesky "+2 to whatever" that your race entails.
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>>55101242
I want to bully that orc with my dick!
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>>55101242
That depends, if she can hit back, then yeah because you will be dead. Otherwise no, cause you are a coward.
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>>55101242

You forgot got to post the second one.

>>55104187
Here we go.
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>>55106133
Ok, where is this from. Orc waifu is so rare.
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>>55106172

Lord of the Guns' deviant art page. (And a /tg/ thread before that.)
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>>55105345
>Do you want a cursed weapon? Cuz that's how we end up with cursed weapons...
Eh, I'd honestly probably "curse" them anyways...
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Orcs are for friendship.
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>>55106257
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>>55106257
Poor guy, if only he played an army that wasn't shit.
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>>55101242
>Is it okay to be mean to orcs?
Is it okay to be mean to goblins?

Yes. Spare no mercy for filthy, degenerate, subhumans.
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>>55101242
Only if they consent.
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>>55101242
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>>55108428
>Compairing Orcs with Goblins
Next you gonna say scalies are furries
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>>55102832
This man gets it.
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>>55109090
Can I get source for shooped in snek girl?
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>>55108428
>That flashback from last chapter (or was it two chapters ago?)
>Female warrior takes pity on him, he slaps her on the back of the head

>This chapter
>Goblin slayer never takes off his helmet
>No mercy

As edgy and trashy as this shit is, I fucking love this guy. I just love how autismal he is about goblins.
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>>55109090
>saves this to scar the minds of newfags on /k/ later
No seriously, it's not to fap to, I prefer shark girls. lol[/spoiler[
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>you will never be a bandit raider that kills orcs and rapes their women
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>>55109281
You know, when I first saw this I thought it was edgy shit was another overleveled adventurer hanging around with newbs story like SaO and overlord. But I decided to give it a shot today and its pretty good.
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>>55101242
Id have sex with her.
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>>55105523
What was her original dialogue?
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>>55109281
>>55109867
It's pretty good all around besides all the rape. I get that they're establishing goblins as irredeemable monsters that aren't taken seriously enough, but a little more fade to black would let me actually recommend it to people.
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>>55110541
>>55109281
Does it only have 15 chapters? The Goblin king seemed like the climax but I'd like to know if they have plans for more.
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Stop racemixing. Even between humans and orcs, it is immoral.
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>>55110677
But muh optimal race class combo!
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>>55106133
Epic, thank you
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>>55109090
>no rattle
>no fangs
>arms and legs
2/10 would not bed on.
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>>55101242

You guys are weird fuckers. Orcs literally exist to be killed. I personally like the Japanese depiction of orcs best, where they have basically no redeeming qualities. (Lineage 2 has female orcs as tribal green supermodels, though.)

I'm not sure when it happened, but at some point Japan seemed to 'get' fantasy (Goblin Slayer, Grimgar, Dark Souls) better than the West, who seem focused on toning stuff down so as not to offend sensibilities.
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>>55110541

The rape's inportant. It establishes that goblins are irredeemable monsters. It even solves the 'orc baby' problem: A female adventuress spares a young goblin, which promptly smashes her with a rock, rapes her and eats her.

Like, that's a great way to go "Silly players. You're not dealing with noble savages or unjustly oppressed minorities. This is all-out war."
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>>55111763
Dramatic as hell, bro. Are you on the rag? Orcs are dope, chill.
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>>55111849

I'm just wondering how we got to this point, man. What happened to just being able to kill monsters? If we don't even have confidence in the evil of our enemies, how can we have any conviction?
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>>55111871

Convictions' for cowards who can't handle the possibility of them being wrong.
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>>55111922

Do you want to be wrong?
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>>55111871
>What happened to just being able to kill monsters?

Orcs were never monsters. They are demihumans and usually evil. Trolls and dragons are monsters. Orcs and goblins aren't and never were. Sorry you've been confused this whole time, dude.
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>>55111963

They're monsters, with an entry in the Manual too. Demihumans are elves, gnomes, etcetra.
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>>55110564
It does say "to be continued" at the end of chapter 15 and he talks of being a real adventurer. Looks like this is just wrapping up this arc.
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>>55111978

There are humans in the MM as well. Your point being...?

Orcs fall under the "humanoid" category. Look it up, bub.
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yes, but only because my human barbarian became chieftain of a tribe of them and needs to assert his dominance from time to time.
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>>55111800
Right, I even said it's part of establishing them as monsters. I'm not saying removing it happening, just maybe if it were less graphic I could tell people I know irl to read it without them thinking I get off to rape
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>>55106133
>>55106241
Fuck yeah, anons
>>55106172
>Orc waifu is so rare
It really is though. Why live?
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>>55108428
Damn anon, that translation came out like two days ago.
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>>55109090
Boner no, what are you doing
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>>55110541
>>55110564
>>55112022
According to Tvtropes the manga is an adaptation of a series of light novels. The manga is then translated to English.

Apparently (I avoid spoilers as best I can) there's another whole arc or two to go yet.
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>>55101242
Depends on the orc.
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>>55111800
Personally I like goblins and orcs, so I can't do that in my setting. Gnolls, though...they're based on hyenas and have 0 redeeming qualities.

I think I'll take some Goblin Slayer cues the first time I introduce gnolls in my world.

Not with a group, though. Just novels. I don't want everyone to get squicked and leave.
>>55111871
There came a point when people got more interested in villains that are morally grey and more like us, and the monster races were the perfect chance to do that. The pendulum seems to be beginning to swing back towards purely evil enemies, though. So never fear.
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>>55111935
Of course I want to be wrong, because than I can be told how to do it right. The fear of failure is one of the worst memes to come out of the millenium.
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>>55101242
It is okay to be mean to mean people. It is not okay to be mean to nice people, or people who are trying to be nice.

By the looks of that picture, the orcette was trying to be nice, so therefore, that pair in the background are jerks and I am going to ask her to dance.
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>>55112264
>You don't want to dance with me, you're just taking pity on me, 'cause the big dumb orc girl didn't learn the difference between a summer tango and a spring waltz or whatever the fuck this is.
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>>55112296
>Here's the thing though: I don't have the first fucking clue how to dance either.
>And you're wrong; it's not pity - it's empathy. I wouldn't want to be mocked either and I know I'd feel better if someone came and treated me with the courtesy I've tried to extend to others.
>Now come on, shall we go and make complete fools of ourselves and not give a singe care for what those hoity-toity harlots think? Those that are worth getting to know won't care and if they want to laugh, they've just proven they aren't worth our time anyway.
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>>55106459
>that eastern european wall carpet dress
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>>55101242
Do they pay taxes?
If not then go nuts
But if they do then be nice
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>>55105523
And my dick is now diamonds
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>>55112647
/aco/ had a few orc threads a while back if that's your thing.

It sure as hell is mine.
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>>55106133
Both a prince and a playa
He is a Cadillac of men.
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>>55109090
No they are not.
But they get the bullet all the same
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>>55112199
>Gnolls, though...they're based on hyenas and have 0 redeeming qualities.


What does that even? Hyenas are just animals. What exactly is irredeemable about that? That they occasionally eat cute little baby gazelles?
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>>55109867
What is it called
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>>55109415
>Sharkgirls
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>>55112760
>What exactly is irredeemable about that?
It's not the hyena part, it's the everything else, they are depraved violent demon-spawn.
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>>55112760
Hyenas are sadistic fucks. That's more what I meant. I don't care that they kill things and eat them, I care more that they kill for fun and eat things from the inside out.

You apply that to a creature with basic intelligence and a rapacious hunger and you have something truly horrible.

It's animal savagery married beautifully to humanoid cunning and sadism, and it fucking terrifies me.
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>>55101242
If you aren't down for orc gf, then you, sir, are swine and not my nigga.
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>>55112682
Thank you, I'll go check those out.
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>>55112873
They're in the archives, not one up currently.

I would know, I posted most of them.
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>>55109090
Why are you like this dick?
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>>55112839
A lot of predators can be brutal in their hunt for prey.

Pelicans swallow other baby birds whole so they can get digested alive. Does that make pelicans more evil than hyenas?
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>>55111800
My only problem with all the rape is just the sheer amount of women that seem to get caught and STILL they are not taken seriously.
Somewhere early on they mention that like 80% of expeditions to clear goblin hovels at the level they are posted end in total wipe, and half of those only 1-2 people come out alive. That would be major cause of concern if the vast majority of your recruits are just dying to these "weak" monsters. Then throw in the fact that they apparently constantly are attacking towns and WHY THE HELL HAVEN'T SOMEONE DONE SOMETHING. Even from a practical standpoint losing a village or two a year with no survivors is devastating in medieval times, it would be a major lose of manpower.
Plus the entire issue would be avoided if someone bumped up the goblins bounty to get the people who actually have the correctly skill to deal with them and basically got them exterminated or at least majorly suppressed, add double on babies and you got no survivors from the human side to.
Whoever is in the upper echelons of Gobbo Slayer's world are fucking incompetent.
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>>55101242
"Hey! You! Yeah you there! Shut ya gob or I'll cut out ya tongue for me bum-wipah! Now get back to work!"
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>>55113054
No, but it makes the monsters that I'm going to best them off of more evil.

That's TERRIFYING
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>>55101242
Yea,
cuz dat just mean wez got a reason to get inter a good scrap
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>>55112839
you sound like a wimp, not fit for an orc waifu or a gnoll waifu.
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Kill as many as you like and they still reproduce too fast. Just because we can't have peace doesn't mean we can't strive for it.
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>>55102690
Sauce?
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>>55101242
Thats a nice female (male) you got there.
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>>55101252
that's hot. Imagine op's pic with a diaper under her dress
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>>55113664
Fit enough to kill em. That includes your platinum shit waifu beastfucker.
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>>55113975
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>>55106133
>Chad swoops in to steal her heart

Points for realism at least.
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>>55110541
Did the rape even serve any purpose, or was it literally only for shock value? I didn't read that much but from what I recall it wasn't like they used captured women a breeding or servant slaves. They literally just raped them a bunch then killed them for what only seemed to be for the edgy factor.
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>>55110727
THAT DOES NOT MAKE IT ANY LESS IMMORAL ANON
STOP RACEMIXING
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>>55113369
That was part of my issue with it. The characters outside the main group treat it like grunt work, when its earablished multiple times its anything but.
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>>55113054
If they had the intelligence of people, and they ENJOYED the killing?
Then yes.
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>>55114557
>it wasn't like they used captured women a breeding
That's exactly what the used them for besides just pleasure. There are no female goblins.
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>>55115156
whoops, wrong image.
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>>55113369

Because the world is facing threats ALL THE TIME. High-level adventurers aren't idle, they'll battling equally highlevel threats, JRPG style. Goblin Slayer is a Level 10 fighter who never moved on from the Level 1 town, while most people are battling undead, demons and so on.
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>>55115164
This kind of evil requires a remedy I don't think Paladins are willing to dish out.
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>>55115249
Guess what happens when the Paladins fail?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UWTRnzKXG8
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>>55115249
Nah, this is exactly what paladins are made for. This is why they have a stick up their collective asses. People complain about the stereotypical scourge and purge paladins, but this is what they have to deal with.
Pure, irredeemable evil.
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>>55115164
I now have an increased need to massacre Goblins
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>>55106133
Why is she wearing war paint?
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>>55118796
Human women slap paint on their faces.

Difference is hers looks good.
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>>55102683
>wasting away
How exactly? Elves fill out their life time while Orcs die in pointless battle.
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>>55106257
Is it weird that I want to see this with a Sister of Silence?
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>>55118796
That is dating paint.
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>>55111871

What happened to just being able to kill evil-aligned examples of player character races?

Just because a race gets put into a more sympathetic light doesn't mean that suddenly there aren't decisively and recognizably evil members of that race.
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>>55101457
you're a big mutant
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Yeah probably
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>>55119541
PUUUURGE
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>>55113054
>>55114791
Pelican-based Harpy?

Ugly bird-girl with a dislocating jaw and engorged throat, that eats babies... Neat.
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>>55114557
War rape is actually shockingly common, and has been throughout human history. It's a weapon, both of war and genocide.

Tribal militias in Africa have been recorded destroying entire villages, raping the women after executing the men and then cutting off the victim's breasts with knives and saws, all sorts of fucked up shit. Goblins aren't even the same species as the humans they're torturing by comparison.
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>>55112785
its called goblin slayer
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>>55112785
Goblin Raper.
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>>55119541
For you.
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>>55119541
I bet you have huge guts

Scourge and Purge
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How could you be mean to cute green butts?
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>>55101257
It's also okay to rape humans because they're natural rapists.
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>>55124150
So dolphins and ducks are fair game?
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>>55102832
>Where's the money lebowski?!
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>>55122704
This page serves as a great reminder to never underestimate your foe. Always be prepared for the worst even if you don't expect anything serious. Better over prepared and alive than unprepared and dead.
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>>55101242
is Orc Rape okay?
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>>55126419

It is part of their culture
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I want to hug an orc (male)
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>>55126419
They're not human, so it's not rape or murder.
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>>55125663
Oh, damn.
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>>55101242
No, it's not okay to be mean to orcs.

They may not quite be people, but they aren't deserving of abuse.

It makes me sick to see orcs and their puppies be abused.
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>>55101246

You can get outta this thread right now fuckboi
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>>55126419
What is this comic? This look awful
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>>55127502
>What is this comic?

http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2006-01-25

>This looks awful

It is. That panel used to be a big meme around here years ago. I like that it basically uses the structure of the shitty "ticking time bomb" argument, but in defense of the author's rape fetish. More awful fetishes should try to defend themselves by coming up with elaborate life-or-death scenarios, it'd be hilarious.

>Look, exposing yourself to children is bad, but what if the terrorists have planted a bomb and the only way to get the information is for me to flash a room full of schoolchildren? Do you really want to make it illegal for me to show them my junk, no matter how many lives it costs?
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>>55127683
I'm now intrigued, morbidly. Lets see how bad this gets!
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>>55127706
Mostly it's just bland.

It is over, so at least you won't have to deal with his absolute refusal to have a buffer so his comic updates during his 3-month long con-tour season.
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>>55110727

Optimal racemixing is elfs and dorfs. It has the added benefit of not being complete pedophilia for either race.
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>>55111935
I don't want to be wrong. Thankfully, we all know that just flat out denying the possibility of being wrong is a surefire way to be right!

Grow the fucking confidence to even allow the concept of self doubt to exist in other people.
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>>55127769
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>>55109090
I'd violate her N.A.P. all night if you know what I mean.
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>>55104187
What a cuck
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>>55125663
I can't tell if this counts as baneposting.
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>>55128676
The answer should be obvious
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>>55127917
That's actually really neat to think about.
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>>55128787
The real question always ends up being: Are they physically immature until then, or just considered too inexperienced to be valuable contributors to society?

After all, we're pretty well physically mature in our teenage years, but the judgement center of our brains continues to grow until the mid twenties.

Are elves just retarded teenagers for decades on end, impulsive with poor judgement and a desperate need to establish and prove one's self?
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>>55109281
>The elf wants to ride the Orcblog
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>>55101242
I WANT TO tickle AN ORC GIRL 's feet
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>>55129151
Footfags are almost as bad as furfags
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>>55101242
They're all deviants and deserve all the bullying.
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>>55118846
Enjoy your boring afterlife, knife-ear. I'll be drinking with the gods in the hall of warriors while you and your limp dick wither for a thousand wasted years.
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>>55129322
furfags are better than footfags
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>>55106257
Okay so I get that it's supposed to be a dude being turned into an SoB by a cursed figurine but my first thought was an SoB being turned into Vivian James.
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>>55127502
It's called Dominic Deegan. It's not very good. It's concluded, if you want a romp through a generic fantasy land with a couple of stupid subplots like that orc rape one up there and hilariously bad animu art.
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>>55127917
He has a point.

>>55129079
>Are elves just retarded teenagers for decades on end, impulsive with poor judgement and a desperate need to establish and prove one's self?

Would explain all the "elves ruin everything" background plots.
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>>55129079
In Races of the Wild there's a few reasons why elves aren't considered adults until around 100

They're pretty hardcore individualists so if an elf wants a house instead of buying one or getting a roommate they're going to teach themselves carpentry and build one in a decade or two, living with family until then. That's the general elf approach, where it takes them a long time to mature in elf society because all adult elves know the skills necessary to maintain their level of civilization with minimal help, how to hunt, cook, build houses, make clothes, do art, etc.

Elves are also kind of psychologically immature until about a century of age because they're pretty flighty and will totally fuck off to go adventuring for a decade or three because they aren't really able to settle down until they have a sort of epiphany and settle down to devote themselves to something for longer. So yeah, elves are basically immature teenagers for a really long time who are happy to spend a decade on a fling or learning to watercolor paint or something between older elves trying to get them to learn something useful.
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>>55129079

>Are elves just retarded teenagers for decades on end, impulsive with poor judgement and a desperate need to establish and prove one's self?

Yes. This is compounded by the fact that Elvish culture and history has a high density of quality. An elf's seniors may have spent hundreds of years sorting out their own brash or negative impulses, observing mortal and immortal worlds during their journeyman years, meditating on the emotional ramifications of their history, and constructing every syllable or stroke of a masterpiece. To a young elf, making oneself significant apart from your race's legacy, or even living up to it in some small part, is an unignorable goal written into their very person that is as daunting as it is ambiguous. Basically, every elf has a sort of "listless chosen one" complex until they start to construct the story of their lives.
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Orc males are made to be purged. Orc women are to be made waifus.

Same with other non human species.
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>>55130085
But what if I want an orc husbando?
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>>55130098
Then you're a fag, and nobody likes fags
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>>55130124
I guess we're both getting purged with the orcs then, friendo
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>>55101242
Yeah, its in orc nature to bully and they're less likely to take offense to beatings and badmouthing. Theirs is a culture of banter to ensure social standing.
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>>55110465
That's actually it.

Russians man, the internet made them /pol/ as fuck.
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>>55127683
The orc didn't even need to raep the other in that circumstance.

How are they going to tell if he did or not?
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>>55102832
M-My Lord?
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>>55126419
I never bring it up at the table but in my head canon rape is part of orc courtship. Whenever I run a game, orcs have next to no sexual dimorphism except for the actual genitalia. Size, strength and aggression are more or less equal. Orcs live in a "Might makes right" society and that is how they like it.

Basically, an Orc female will not accept a male as a real man if he cannot take what he desires. An Orc male who tries to seduce a female is considered weak by both males and females
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>>55130132
No, just you.
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>>55131052
Just wait, humie cuck. BGC domination will soon take over
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>The Daily Show
>with your host, Jon Snow
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>>55129588
>boring afterlife
Whats boring about drunken orgies, music, revelry, hunting, and community social life?

Is it just because we're not killing eachother in the name of gruumsh?
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>>55109090
Ok it got me good
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>>55102832
Don't mess with Shimizu, Ortega scum.
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>>55132455
Orte*
Shimazu*

Damn autocorrect
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>>55118796
It's a Ball. That's a facemask.
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>>55113369
There are threats that are far more destructive and powerful, and strong heroes are concentrated on them. It is just a shitty world with massive threats everywhere, goblins are the weakest of them.
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>>55108428
This series is edgy dogshit and contrived as all hell
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>>55109281
>is just a generic anime prettyboy under the helmet
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>>55131048
Its your fetish, right?
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>>55113369
I was under the impression that the failure rate of low-level goblin expeditions were not THAT low. It's more like 50% of starting adventurers clear their mission brilliantly and live on to either become heroes or die to more dangerous things, and 50% are killed, maimed, raped and sometimes barely escape but become scarred for life. Of course, the manga only depicts the unfortunate adventurers because sucessful adventurers are boring and not in focus, and Goblin Slayer wouldn't show up.
50% survival rate for first expeditions seems fair to me. Adventuring is not cakewalk in candyland.
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>>55105848
This.
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>>55102690
Stop stealing my cropped porn from /twg/ you faggot
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>>55126759
Is it some Shadowrun character? I don't remember any pro-orc elves there.
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>>55127917

Never would have thought that thing was female if it hadn't said so.

Fucking elves.
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>>55127917
Got the next page?
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>>55126549
Even the US Army can not judge.
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>>55129688
> He has a point.
No he doesn't. It's Pathfinder, humans mature way faster than elves do. Yes, an elf in her mid twenties would be a child, but she's not an elf. In terms of development, a human in their mid twenties is definitely an adult, far more so than an elf of similar age. And that's just humans in general, the specific character they're talking about is arguably a lot more mature than either of them.

He's just a dumbass who knows basically nothing about humans, as shown by him thinking that humans only live to their 30s.
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>>55134425
Shadowrun, yeah.

Still racist. Just less hostile.

I've seen a few SR elves that don't hate orcs, but view them as animals, not as people. Hence orc puppies.
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>>55135797
It's pathfinder; a brand formed as a containment area for all the worst elements of 3.5, both mechanically and aesthetically.
It's never not going to be cringy and stupid.
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>>55125051
and that's when you tell the heroes that the longer they take the harder things are going to be
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>>55136921
SR elves founded multiple Elven Israels though, so they're at least the same sort of wierd racist as the Ashkenazi Poles and Russians, I'd assume.
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>>55101242
when did orcs start being seen as green barbarian instead of monstrous abominations ?
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>>55140659
Warcraft, probably.
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>>55140659

Tolkien.
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>>55101242
THIS orc is pretty cute and seems civilized so no in this case.

normal orcs are ugly, savage and evil, so yes normally.
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>>55129603
shit me too
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>>55128676
Everything is simultaneously bane-posting and loss.
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