Fat & lazy edition
>>55096644
FUCK I WANT TO FUCK A MIDGET
>>55096764
>Mage Hand.gif
>>55096707
GOOD NEWS!
>>55096798
>Halfling rogue fails stealth check
>>55096810
I prefer the one with the DDR notifications each time she hit the drums
>>55096064
Magicka advertisement?
>>55096798
I read that in his voice.
>>55096760
So how did they plan on getting it out?
>>55096821
Holy fuck, is that real?
>>55097119
What do you think that is anon?
>>55096821
Jesus fucking christ this man is insane.
>>55097157
I fucking wish 40k had a game this good. That third person shooter was okay, and I don't care for DoW just because top down games like that never feel involving to me.
>>55097183
I've been staring at it for a few minutes now, what exactly is the problem?
>>55097156
I think that's a man with an open flame in a grain silo.
I don't mean "Is that actually possible?" I mean "Is someone dumb enough to do that?"
>>55097238
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XDLkMDJXl_0
>>55097238
It's a dude welding in a grain silo.
Grain silos are very dangerous because they have a shitload of dust and ground material that can get into the air if anything is disturbed.
And, well
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_explosion
>>55097238
It's grain, and the air in there is extremely flammable. Bordering on explosive
>>55097238
>welding in a confined space
>confined space is a grain silo
>grain dust is highly flammable
>working in a grain silo that's not completely drained to begin with (shit is not solid at all, you can and will drown if you fall in)
>>55097242
>>55097256
>>55097263
>>55097265
Oh, thought it was sand or something. Jesus Christ.
>>55097238
Dust explosion, potential lack of breathable air, falling and suffocating underneath a ton of grain (in that order). It's almost German workplace safety training video bad.
>>55097192
Go on GOG and check out chaos gate, anon. Literally XCOM with Space Marines.
Needs a better filename
>>55097341
>>55097348
What is this?
>>55097936
It's the Dark Knight questline from FFXIV.
The context is as thus:Following a massive betrayal, your character is forced to seek refuge in the isolationist city state of Ishgard. Ishgard is a very knights and nobles kind of place, but it has a sect of warriors known as Dark Knights, outlaws who target greedy or otherwise abusive nobles to bring them to the justice the city will not.
You come upon one such knight, seemingly slain after a duel and his body dumped in the slums. You end up blacking out for a second(unused to the cold of the city is the reason they give you), and find that the man is, while wounded, still alive. He offers to teach you how to be a Dark Knight, and to learn to exact revenge.
Only it's all bullshit. The man actually died in the duel, what you're seeing is a manifestation of your own soul who wants to stop playing the hero and just go live for themselves, unburdened with the weight of the world and no longer having to fear your own allies will betray you. He spends much of the period trying to convince you to stop helping people so freely and starts berating those that are ungrateful for your help, getting more and more forceful as time goes on.
Eventually, they decide enough is enough, and attempt to frame you for the attack on an Ishgard outpost, then take control from you.
>>55096821
Fucking hell how is he not dead. Madness. What's next, welding in a sawmill?
>>55098053The second one runs along the same side as the first, only this time, after having been through two wars and a lot else, it's your guilt wishing vainly it could make undo all the death you've caused in an attempt to make amends for your sins. It started doing this by creating illusions of those who had lost friends and family to your campaigns, giving those drowning in their grief solace. However, that method soon proves insufficient, especially once it begins trying to do it to those who already know their loved ones are dead.
So it instead decides to go that much farther, and simply create a world of undying illusions so that no one ever needs to die again. You, of course, take issue with this, and get an unlikely ally in another bit of your soul, who's been screaming at you the entire time trying to warn you the kid was dangerous.
>>55096965
flip the container right side up, take the restraining bolts off the sides of the container, take down the walls, drag the vehicle off the pad.
>>55097352
I thank you and I curse you. Classes start tomorrow and I know I'm going to want to play this.
>>55097636
Day 35: They still have not realized I am not a cat.
>>55098088
Welding in a grain silo, filled grain, with no certification of non-hazardous atmosphere, forgetting to tag in, and standing on a swivel chair.
>>55096644
Whats the deal with blacks and deformed women who are usually white?
>Super obese woman
>Midgets
>Old and ugly
Seems like if these sorts of women have a boyfriend, there's a 90% chance they will be black.
>>55096798
Fort Wayne Indiana, if anyone's wondering.
>>55096821
So who's dumber: The welder?Or the dude taking the picture?
>>55097636
The_only_CE_in_the_group.jpg
>>55096810
>>55096894
Sauce for those, please? Youtube doesn't seem to want to cooperate.
classic
>>55097348
>>55097341
>DM Uses final fagtasy ffxiv: railroad fun as inspiration
That is when you leave
>>55099007
>Not liking a good story because "muh freedom"
This is where you will never have a good RPG group.
>>55098704
search Trigglypuff
>>55098977
I've always wanted to make a game where we list hentai tags as clues to find out what game/movie/book/etc. we're talking about.
Vidya example: loli, shota, bukkake, tentacles
Answer:Splatoon
>>55096891
10/10
>>55097636
>Scorpion Clan Bushi
>>55099079
Alright, I'll play.
Video game: no limbs, inflation, shrinking, fairies
>>55099027
>the story is good!!!1!1!1!1
>MASSIVE MULTIPLAYER
>Forced to do long ass story quest to access 99% of content
>cant do it from start to end uninterrupted with friends
>generic story as fuck that costs full price PLUS subscription for what is a subpar story AND slower wow gameplay
>zero interesting main characters who arent unfunny walking cliches and all "zooomg twists!!!!" are so obvious if you can do 1+1 you can guess them
No. The only story part that isnt dogshit in ffxiv are some side quests which you do because they are fun, not because you are forced.
FFXIV story is a straight downgrade from the likes of Arcanum, pillars of eternity, baldur's gate even fucking divinity(who at leasts lets you do the MULTIPLAYER part) and diablows
But do keep pojecting.
>>55098445
Oh Christ... Indiana has 1st rate strip clubs. Most have a cover charge and most will give you diseases if you sit on a toilet.
>>55099294
Versed in the lore, I guess?
>>55099294
>Knowledge (Local)
>>55099181
>no limbs
Earthworm Jim?
>inflation
Dig Dug?
>shrinking
>fairies
Zelda II?
I need more hints. What systems has it been on?
I'm going to do one more for the night.
Game (lest to most relevant): x-ray, possession, unconscious, syringes,hiding,strangulation,mask
>>55099305
>>55099316
A friend of mine has been to most if not all of them. He's told me so many horror stories.
Especially the one that shut down in Muncie that had four girls that all probably would have been pretty about 3 kids and a shit ton of drugs ago.
So yeah.
>>55099348
>bard fails his SAN check
>>55099342
Extra hints: it's for the Xbox 360, Playstation 3, Nintendo DS and PC. It's a 2D platformer.
As for guessing yours, it some sort of stealth game. I'm going to guess Dishonored, but I can't recall anything to do with the x-ray tag unless I'm just not remembering something.
>>55099181
katamari ?
>>55099342
The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask
>>55099549
Rayman
>>55099584
Ayy, you got it. Rayman Origins in particular.
>>55099549You are correct.X-ray is Darkvision, possession is Possession, unconscious is non-lethal run, syringes are sleep darts, hiding is stealth, strangulation is non-lethal takedown, mask is Corvo's iconic mask.I remember hearing someone claim that they acquired a maid strangulation fetish from that game. I don't really get it since the game was designed to be gloomy and grungy.
This is kinda fun. I thought up the game after looking at some #ExplainAFilmPlotBadly posts and was inspired by someone describing Splatoon as "loli bukkake simulator".
Best to try to keep it /tg/-related from now on or take it to /v/ or something.
>>55099672
Here is a /tg/ one.
Guro, corruption, snuff, vore, disease.
>>55099920
Nurgle?
>>55099927
I forgot to add
Ntr, psychologic torture, slaveplay, bdsm, domination play, drug abuse, drug adiction, toyplay, touching swords, humilliation, noncon.
>>55099920
>>55100041
Dark Eldar?
>>55098977
Oh, you got me good.
>>55098438
U MAD SUBHUMAN WHITEY?
>>55098794
Source?
>>55099920
/pfg/¿
>>55098977
Oh my fucking god, that is good.
>>55098438
Most of those pairings are about status in society in general. Old, fat, or unusually built people have lower social status, but white people have higher status, especially if to some black people. It's not that only black people are pursuing those pairings, but they're frequently less shy about doing so.
>>55097157
>Modding DH2 combat mechanics to X-com and using it during encounters
Would it even work?
>>55101080
Both are already d100 based and XCOM 2 has a dodge mechanic.
But practically speaking, no. I'm not sure if you could do something like that with the debugger in the mod tools.
>>55096597
9.7/10, sauce?
>>55101108
You seriously haven't seen Fifth Element?
Well, that is your source. Fifth Element, a movie by Luc Besson, of Leon/Nikita/Taxi/Lucy/Valerian fame.
It's incredibly fucking stupid. And fun as hell. You should watch it.
>>55097636
Why "arabian nights"?
>>55100071
Elric so close enough.
Hell, anytime stormbringer (/oursword/) is on screen you can expect omination, sadism, soul vore and snuff to come. And him NTR'ing elric somehow.
>>55101148
Setting sail for this stuff now
>>55101148
Not to mention Jean Paul Gaultier designed all the costumes and all the aliens. And this guy, the straightest man in the galaxy. Look at his sheer heterosexual magnetism. I'm not even joking, watch what he does and how women react to him.
>>55101108
the fifth element
good SF moviealso french
>>55101190
Spess nigga pomp best pomp.
>>55097242
what's dangerous about it ?
>>55101217
French do nice stuff. Endless Legend, Endless Space, Wakfu...
>>55101284
This is >>55097256
>>55101343
Why is Mt Fuji inside that uterus?
>>55101343
Tell me you made this for this thread and that someone didn't make this for an actual non-filename thread reason.
>>55101491
now you post the original
>>55101387
Always made me wonder;
If islam prohibits seemingly all non abstract images,
how muslims make plans for machinery or architecture?
>>55101491
FUCK YOU
>>55101528
Because the rich preachers who interpreted those laws made loopholes so they could get fancy things.
>>55101525
Not really /tg/ related tho
>>55101528
>If islam prohibits seemingly all non abstract images,
prohibits depictions living stuff like animals (since some bright guy came up with the idea that this would be emulating Allah creating life).
Blueprints and stuff are a-okay.
>>55101528
They don't. Instead they make an exhaustive list of measurements, or sometimes they leave a finished piece behind to serve as a guide.
>>55101566
That is the one? I saw something more fucked up and thought of it as original by mistake, then...
>>55101528
>muslims make plans for machinery or architecture?
They don't.
>>55100595
I don't know.
>>55101528
They used to be more pragmatic before fundamentalism made a comeback.
>>55096947
I wonder if there's more filename-worthy stuff in that one.
>>55098977
you cheeky cunt
>>55101491
NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKER
>>55099251
Why would I need to project? You're doing it for me so well.
>>55101422
>World Eaters Psyker
>>55097277
That's wheat that isn't being moved, the chance of dust is minimal. He's also right at the bottom, he can't be standing in more than a couple inches of grain.
Source
>I'm from Saskatchewan and worked in a grain elevator
>>55101148
Dunno why you threw Lucy and valerian in there too, unlike the rest, those two shouldn't make anyone want to see anything by the same director
>>55102183
>middle schoolers fill out the map names
>>55096965
The same way they got it in?
>>55096821
What's wrong with this image?
>>55101491
>:(
>>55102183
that's Tasmania
>>55102539
What was your first clue?
Was itTasmania written across the map?
>>55102515
Wrong. He actually killed the beast by doing that.
>Claiming Lydia as my waifu.
>>55102376
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dust_explosion
>>55097256
What the fuck are these limp wristed osha penalties? Hell the initial one was fucking meaningless on a company scale and it still got reduced to less than half?
>>55102573
>wanting anyone with a personality shitty enough to be i that comic
>>55102670
Meant for >>55102579
my bad.
>>55102670
>>wanting anyone with a personality shitty enough to be i that comic
tell me again what you meant retard
>>55102892
>>55096064
>Not titling it Nanotrasen.webm
>>55101327
>being stepped on by twin loli doms
>>55102898
That everyone in Alfie is a colossal shit to the point where it takes all the fun out of the smut.
>>55103302
do you have hand tremor
>>55103345
You are retarded therefore your opinion is disregarded
>>55102892
Doesn't really apply here, since there is a rather more on the line than just control of earth.
>>55103388
>>55097192
sanctus reach has potential. They only need to put in more races/chapters/whatever and hotseat
>>55096660
>Victoria hit with 90 mile/hour winds
>Houston turned into Venice again.
>Be smack in the middle, missing most of the winds and rain.
>>55101491
I've only seen the blurry version, I don't even know what I'm being tricked about.
>>55099181
Rayman?
>>55102579
>He got a nat20 so his stupidity is forgiven
No, it isn't.
>>55102376
Grain silos are filled with dusty air thanks to being... well, grain silos.
An open flame and enough dust in the air is how you get exploding grain silos.
>>55101317
i want to know more about this
>>55103414
this gif is much better as webm with warband angry cries
>mfw lost it when my HD burned
>mfw no face
>GM's_Mercy.gif
>Primo_Victoria.gif
>>55099584
Strictly speaking, she's not wrong.
>>55101387
>>55106309
>>55099920
Is it... FATAL?
>>55107090
Those fucking effects, christ, what were they thinking ?
>>55106285
Was making a filename too hard?
>>55107250The filenames were supposed to be spoilered, but didn't for some reason.
>>55107090
>>55107119
What is this from?
>>55108241
>short gif of a character talking
tumblr strikes again
>>55108494
You're not the only one. Why are so many half-assed gifs from tumblr? The ones I especially hate are the loops that depict a senetence that is actually 3-7 seconds long but the actual gif loop doesn't even last a second. It really pours the rage sauce on my upsetti.
>>55108451
Man of Steel
>>55108494
Sorry, I'll do better next time
>>55108494
>>55108832
I'll admit that I'm lazy, and steal shit from tumbls from time to time
At this point I should probably rename this one "Guaranteed replies"
>>55112135
At least it's not as thread-derailing as the one with the guy pointing his fingers at the cop and getting shot.
>>55099181
I will go with Kirby on this one.
>>55104545
The trick is that you click on it thinking you'll see something decipherable, which you clearly don't.
>>55113088
That's a fitting guess, but >>55104735 and >>55099584 already got it.
Death by Snu-Snu over played.
>>55113751
I want her to star in a Powergirl movie.
>>55113751
>>55113751
M-minus fow stwength
needs a non-MTG name
>>55113088
>inflation
>vore
>transformation
>>55096644
Not a dwarf. You see those eyes? That's outer planes shit right there.
>>55097636
Too Many Cats
>>55113870
>tfw it will never be your head
>>55101327
The gay is strong with these two.
>>55114258
Real talk, whenever my players want to go shopping in a town I sort of freeze up. I feel like most towns shouldn't have anything an adventurer really needs beyond sundries and everyday items. But then there's not much reason to even have shops, right? Nobody is selling +1 Swords over the counter, so at some point I might as well just let them send me lists of stuff they want to buy between sessions with the amount of gold they deducted from their own sheet, and just approve them so long as it's nothing crazy like buying an ice cube tray in the Sahara
>>55109577
I wish my DM would take the hint when I ignore some of his story hooks.
>>55107770
Saved.
>>55114293
But anon, GURPS is so simple! You just need a d100, some scratch paper, a white board, and several hours of trying to remember if you're using this rule or not
>>55114310
Should read to say, True Neutral Druid.
>>55108241
Source
>>55114484
Destiny 2 trailer.
>>55114310
>Hero face angles the wrong way
Fuck that annoys me
>>55098836
There is nowhere near enough good porn of Marina
>>55114519
Honestly, all of those rings except for yellow, violet and maybe green would be powerless to Bruce.
I wonder how many Spongebob references I can make into Magic cards.
>>55114368
>Robbie_Rotten.png
>>55114589
Maybe Marina will Super Jump to you to... play Tower Control.
>>55104864
I wish there was /ss/ porn of this particular image
>>55114253
I dunno, it may be more likemasturbation
>>55096670
>>55108832
Glad to hear it
>>55114258
>The guardsmen party buying snacks for scan van
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75zmIj_4LFQ
>>55113772
That would be badass.
>>55112097
Did he died?
>>55116424
>>55116432
>>55116424
>>55116424
>>55116432
>>55116458
Take your pick for names, I will stick with "PC Plans"
>>55116591
I don't understand the goal here.
>>55112425
Boss is an amazing man.
>Lied about secretary breaking his toys so he could see her in a maid outfit.
>Lost to Braveman because his underling wanted to see Braveman win a fight because "Heroes always beat the villain".
>Falls asleep at the meeting for villains around the world to share information.
>>55114310
>d100
nice meme anon
>>55117045
that was supposed to be for
>>55114312
>>55116432
>>55116458
>>55116508
Yes, yes, oglaf is a thing...
>>55116930
>Lied about secretary breaking his toys so he could see her in a maid outfit.
A true hero. An example to the unworthy masses
>>55108494
>it's a .gif
>it must be from tumblr!
Your newfag is showing.
>>55116652
Honestly some of the most fun players I've had in my games are furries.
>>55112097
>trying to be a thug in Shadowrun
>>55114383
For some reason I want to see this webm reversed.
>>55114667
The fat guy was the best character in the whole movie.
>>55108546
Apparently it's because tumblr limits the filesize of uploads and tumblr users just make really short gifs to stay under that limit
>>55112135
Nah, it's less fun when it's obviously fake.
I can't find the vid anymore, there might be better screencaps out there.
>>55116597
Dress up like Oscar's house
Get eaten by trash pandas
>>55116597
Welcome to dealing with PCs
>>55114405
>jumpchain.jpg
>>55099584
Canada IS in North America, though.
>>55102236
The opening "Space Oddity" scene of Valerian is worth the price of admission.
>>55119416
Hah, I have already done several of these things.
Suck it, mini Pepes!
>>55099181
rayman
>>55098977
can anyone explain?
>>55119699Gelbooru is an image site.
Traps and Mindbreak are both fetishes.
You can search for those on gelbooru.
>>55119699
Do you not know how tag search works?
>>55119818
>tags aren't sorted alphabetically
Isn't this against the Geneva conventions?
>>55119716
all mindbreak traps does is turn little boys into moeblobs, its not even good on top of being GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY
>>55100670
Weirdly I never see black women with white guys
>>55112718
sauce for the love of god
>>55118481
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icTrzUuWlHI
>>55121357
Don't bother.
It's edgy chuuni bullshit where the MC gets hundreds of separate powers and gets a massive harem of girls who inexplicably love him and are willing to betray humanity because he decided not to rape them.
>>55121357
This >>55121426
It's just a funny screencap I took
>>55096660
>fighting the hurricane
Is this Pacific Rim?
>>55121426
Don't forget how the author is either too genre savvy or a complete sociopath with regards to the way he talks about the value of life. Straight up, it's okay to drug women until they ask for sex, it's fine to murder people for calling you mean names, and it's super rad to keep women prisoner until they agree to have sex with you. It's the hardest thing I've ever tried to read, I finally gave up when one girl just became a succubus literally overnight. It's too god damn much
>>55121503
That's actually pretty solid comparisonAlso it's hot
>>55114619
>Red wouldn't be overcharged immediately
>>55120626
Fort Mac. Helluva fire.
>>55101528
And there are images of humans and animals in some Islamic art. Not in religious works, but in secular stuff it's all around the place. You can even see some of the competing terrorists in the Middle East these days with armies carrying placards of ayatollahs going against folks with green banners with Ali's face on them.
>>55114284
>Nobody is selling +1 Swords over the counter
>>55114423
Don't touch my ascot
>>55096891
>>55121503
YES
E
S
>>55114691
Do more
>>55121780
Is that a JoJo reference?
>>55121487
Didn't he also torture several people for disagreeing with him?
What gets me the most though is how the setting in the prologue sounds much more interesting than the one the story takes place in.
>>55121852
The phrase is a reference to the Scooby-Doo film in the linked comment, and the picture is for Shadowrun
>>55121070
It's a bit less common, even in NYC, but it's there.
>>55117565
Your fucking new is showing you unmistakable cunt. .gifs not even a second long showing the end of a sentence means its taken from tumblr because they have retarded limits on filesize while 4chan doesn't. If it was OC by him for the site then it would be the full clip.
>>55121874
He did.
I don't know if I'd call it interesting, but certainly more interesting than baby's first fetish festival
>>55121886
Yeah I know, I just wanted an excuse for my image and that was as close as I was gonna get
>>55116652
Spoof is a cool duder, does a rad Mechanobun.
>>55114288
>/k/ gets into Magicka
>>55121503
>CUTE
>not sure how to feel about this
>hot>CUTE
>>55122001
That happened dude, look up the Magicka Vietnam stuff. I'd post it if the image limit hadn't just been hit.
>>55121503
So she grew up to marry her molester when she was an adult?
>>55122124
>kissing on the lips
>molestation
The same country that is afraid to let girls know about their own bodies, gentleman
>>55122124
Child grooming: apparently romantic when they're both girls.
>>55120889
Detect Alignment (/k/)
>>55122124
Ask Hikaru Genji that.
>>55122124
>marry
Woah, nobody said it was serious. It's just loli preparation.
>>55122196
See >>55122212
Very blurry lines if you're transitioning from 'caretaker of small child' to 'sexual relationship with that child when they grow older'.
>>55113870
Yes
14 str is enough to do that
>>55119818
>>55120889
It's not real in the first place, I went to see what it was out of morbid curiosity. It's at least cobbled together from two or more pictures.