>The most dangerous warlord in the setting is a guy who put

>>55083484
Think up a backstory. Why does he throw things? Is it because he was never a good swordsman? Does it give him some special advantage in this world? Does he just love the primal joy of hurling something and watching it sail into the distance?

>>55083484
He can out-throw a trebuchet
He can leap over castle walls by picking himself up and throwing himself
Once, someone tried to thwart him by removing all throwable objects in the vicinity. He stuck his fingers down his throat and threw up, to astonishing effect.

>>55086011
>Nothing to throw
>Ten minute anime charging sequence
>Reaches down and grabs the floor
>All hail new Atlas.

>>55083484
>he used to be the world's greatest fastball pitcher
>until... the accident

One day he's gonna meet the guy who can catch anything.

>>55085535
Anon do you realize how humiliating it would be to get killed by a brick when you spent most of your life learning kung fu or swordsmanship?
You might as well have slipped on a banana peel.

>>55087787
And then they're gonna' get married.

>>55083484
Reminds me of some meme build in Mount & Blade, where you can fully spec throwing skill and throw rocks so hard you can one-shot guys in full armor.

>>55083484
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY

>>55083484
Fortunately for you, that's the one thing he cannot throw.
All you have to do is challenge him to a game. Any game will do, you don't even have to be good at it. Then just bet on him losing and you'll make bank

>>55083484
>What the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Someone post that image of Popeye's feats

>>55083484
>Step one: Coat him in an adhesive
>Step two: Make an enemy with rubberized armor.
>yfw you are rubber and he is glue and whatever he throws bounces off you you and stick to him.