Why are dwarves so much better than elves?

>>55077145
Because you're gay.

>>55077145
>Why is [insert subjective opinion] objectively fact?

weak bait. Go to bed

>>55077184
>bumping it
fuck off

>>55077202
>whining about it
>thinly veiled, virtue signalling sage
You're no better, faggot.

>Urgan Axesmith

I am happy and I will use this whenever I shall play a dwarf

>>55077145
Ground elves are just as gay as wood ones. The fact that they're bear mode doesn't change how many wangs they slurp on.

>>55077145
>Rienhelm Axeholm

A right and proper Dwarf name.

Riddle me this, why are dwarffags so obsessed with hating elves? OP could have made a simple dwarf appreciation thread, there was no need to mention elves. Dwarffags don't seem to be content with liking dwarves, hating something is more important.

>>55078665
hating elves is half the fun of loving dwarfs, you knife eared forest bunny.

Furthermore, why is the only answer these eternally butthurt dwarffags have to questions like these a variation of >t. elf? There is no effort put into this, it's not even a proper insult.

Bolli Bloodbeard

edgy but i like it

>Bolgan Goldgold

Hmmm....

Urist Spikebattle

I will name my firstborn son after this.

Bolgan Beardshield

When you plait your beard with literal metal plate.

>Durin Doomsmith

Don't sound like no sissy Elven basketweaver, that's for damn sure.

>>55077145
>Bolgar GoodHand
I'm-a use my 'strong' hand

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>Gimnar Beardhand
beard hand
I'm not sure how I feel about this

>>55077145
>Reinhardt Runebrew
nice. dwarf diviner n shit

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>>55077145
My guess is that dwarves epitomize work, gruffness, fighting, and facial hair. Aside from permanent manlet status, they exemplify a strong male archetype. Stereotypical elves are more effeminate, which is counter to the dwarven idea of what a man should be.

>inb4 "not muh tolkein elves, they wuz murderous n' shiiiet"
>inb4 "those are only D&D elves"

Also, I find it fun to be overtly racist and correct at the same time in D&D. Shit's less complex than RL.

>>55077145
Ragin Beard-Battle

>>55077145
>Reinkarl Axeholme
I can live with this.

>>55077145
I like them for, in the Tolkien-verse, the dwarves were the first to be made on the planet and the original seven witnessed the gods. That and they have a belief of reincarnation of the originals and all dwarves will help from the afterlife to rebuild the world after the final battle.

>obligatory
Raggar Goodbattle

>>55077145
>Balkarl Axebrew

This sucks.

>>55080120
If you've ever read any Terry Pratchet this name makes total sense for dwarves.

>>55077145
>Thornar Bloodshield

notbad.jpg

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>>55077145
doxing's against the rules anon

>>55077145
>Reinkarl Underbattle

The fuck is an under battle?

>>55081607
>people only have four letters in their name

>>55080085
Hey my name is Jacob as well.

>>55081645
battle in the underdark, duh

>>55077145
>Gimhelm Goldhelm
Sounds like a fucking con-artsit.

>>55077145
Elves:
>typically high-and-mighty, aloof, prone to brooding/arrogance by canon
>stereotypically beautiful
>waifufags are more prone to creating female characters, which elves are suited well for, see above
>even males are typically masculine in a metrosexual way
>barely relatable, allows for some nasty wish-fulfillment
>drow

Dwarves:
>down to earth (heh)

>typically short-tempered jolly drunkards, but also fierce fighters when need be
>typically represented by male characters, thus theoretically lowering waifufaggotry around the table
>often played by people who RP as stalwart comrades

>>55077145
>Wilgar Hammerhelm

Wut

>>55077145
>Urgan Hammershield
I like it.

tfw not named Dwarfur Beardbeard

>>55077145
>Urgan Hammerbrew

>>55077145
>Ragist Axebeard

Thats a proper dorf name if I ever saw one.

>>55077145
>Bigeye Forjü

>>55080611
>Hagin Doomsmith

It's good to see you brother

>>55077145
>Bomgar Beardbattle
>Bomgar Goodbattle
>Bomgar Beardhand

So confusing having two last names.

>>55077145
>Reinin Spikehand

That's it. I'm sick of all this "-2 Con, +2 Dex" bullshit that's going on in the d20 system right now. Elves deserve much better than that. Much, much better than that.

I should know what I'm talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine Elf in the Undying Lands for 20,000 silmarils (that's about $20) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my Elf.

Valar smiths spend years working on a single Elf and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest species known to mankind.

Elfs are thrice as sharp as dwarves and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a dwarf can cut through, a Elf can cut through better. I'm pretty sure an Elf could easily bisect a balrog wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.

Ever wonder why Melkor never bothered conquering the Undying Lands? That's right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Valar and their Elves of destruction. Even in the War of Wrath, Orc soldiers targeted the Elves first because their killing power was feared and respected.

So what am I saying? Elves are simply the best race that the world has ever seen, and thus, require better stats in the d20 system. Here is the stat block I propose for Elves:

+10 Str, +10 Dex, +10 Con, +10 Int, +10 wis, +10 Cha
Three bonus feats
Three extra skills per level, with 12 at level 1
Proficiency with all simple, martial and exotic weapons
+3 caster level for any arcane or divine casting class
Infinite Lifespan
Bonus Feats: Craft Wondrous Items, Craft Arms and Armour.
Craft, Knowledge and Perform are always class skills for elves.
Now that seems a lot more representative of the cutting power of Elves in real life, don't you think?

tl;dr = Elves need better stats in d20, see my new stat block.

>>55077145
They aren't, but the demographic of fantasy will relate more to them than to elves.

>>55077145
>Bolin Hillhand

Eh

>>55085576
At least you tried.

>>55077145
>Durin Beardsmith

The mighty forger of the finest beards

>>55077145
>Urgan Hillstone
It sounds like I couldn't afford a nice proper mountain home, so I bought a hobbithole.

>>55085576
It's so old, it's new!

>>55077145
>Thorfan Hammerson
It's a life of forging axes and fighting goblins.
Then getting drunk and forging goblins just to mix things up.

>>55077145
>Wilgar Ironbattle
eh, it's alright

on a side note, love the fact that beard can be both the first and second half of the last name -
Ragist Beardbeard seems to be one of the best combinations here

>>55077145
>Hagin Bloodhelm

Eh. It's not terrible.

>>55080782
Dwarves allow basement-dwelling neckbeards to project their fantasies into an idealized version of themselves.

>facial hair, dubious hygiene
>live underground, uncomfortable in the open air
>weight 250 pounds but still very strong and manly
>limited social skills, always rude rude and grumpy but held in great respect by everyone
>live in a society where females are either absent or stay at home
>great loremasters and craftsmen who possess immense knowledge and do everything better than anyone else
>non-stop angst about being an ancient and noble people on the verge of being outbred by inferior races

Yeah, it's a wonder dwarves are so popular on the internet.

Doxgar vonDoxborn

>>55077145
does й count as i or y?

>>55077145
>Hankarl Goldshield
Terrible. First name sounds like ass, and gold is a woeful metal to make a shield out of.

>>55086116
It means that you already have a dwarf name.

>>55085897
I'm gonna chug me a tankard of delicious Beardbrew!

>>55077145
It's Moon Moon.
It's always Moon Moon.

>>55081651
>being too autistic to get the joke

>>55086036
damn, love me a dwarf but i kekd pretty good here

>>55077145
>Ragin Goldfoundersson
Here comes RIP-ROARING RAGIN' GOLDFOUNDERSSON, current title holder!

>>55077145
>Thorist Goldhelm
The first name sounds like some kind of cult, and the last name sounds like a euphemism.

>>55077145
>Wilfur Axemountain
That's so awesomely retarded, it's hilarious.

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>Hanist Underbrew

thats the shittiest dwarf name ive ever seen

>>55077145
Wilnar Runesmith
Fuck, gonna use it next campaign

Thorin Axehand.

I like elves more than dwarves.
Is there a similar elf name generator?

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>>55077145
>Durgar Beardbattle.
Pic related.

>>55078665
Eh Love dwarves AND elves personally. The only "wrong" fantsy race in my opinion is one twisted into a excessively sue like mess. Like drizzit of old, he is an example of "bad" dark elves, etc etc. Magical realm teir shit is bad too if it is not agreed upon at the game start.

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>>55077145
Hanist Doombrew

>>55085626
Probably a barber.

It depends on the setting.

>>55077184
Go fuck a tree knife ears.

>>55077145
Reingar Spikeforge

TONIGHT WE HUNT

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>Urgar Goldsmith

oh christ I'm a jewish dwarf

Urin Goodbeard.

Fuck this chart.

>>55077145
HANNAR GOLDBATTLE COMING IN HOT

YOU WORK HARD, GOTTA PARTY HARD

Durin Bloodfoundersson

Almost cool.

>>55081645
A family of sappy sappers, you'ses.

>>55077145
>Reinar Goldhand

I think i might be moneylender or a bank keeper in a dwarven keep?

Gimgan Hammerholme

>>55077145
>Ragist Firebrew
I guess I have to run a tavern now.

Raghelm Beardbeard

>>55084773
>Ragist
>>55089582
>Ragist
Hi Adam.

>>55077145
Urhardt Underbeard.

Not sure if want...

Urgar Beardsmith....am i a hairdresser?

>Raggar Bloodsmith
Damn that's metal

Bomin Hammerhand

pronounced "Bomb-in" im down as fuck

>>55077145
Ragin Bloodsmith, sounds cool.

>>55077145
Bolin Axeholme

My name is Bomin Beardbattle....

>>55077145
Is there an Elf version of this?

>Durgar Hillbrew

>>55077145

Thornar Underhelm

I feel like I got ripped off, unless this is some kind of Darmok and Jalad thing.

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kek

Bolgar Beardstone. After losing the capacity to grow facial hair in a horrific magma trap accident, I now wear a stone wig on my face.

>>55077145
>Ragin Bloodbattle
Sounds metal

Haggan Hammersmith.

>>55077145
>>Gimist Hammerhand
legit stuff m8

>>55077145
>Thornar Runehand

Pretty awesome not gonna lie, might use this one at some point.

>>55088615
>Hagin Goldsmith

dude, same

Durfan Doomsmith

Okay, doomsmith is a pretty rad last name

>>55077145
>Urin Hammersmith
Fug :D

wilin goldhelm

>>55077145
Wilgar Goodsmith of Firesmith depending on what you define as the beginning of my last name. Firesmith sound better IMO, thanks OP.

>>55077145
Bolli BeardBeard

>fanhand.
I feel so ashamed

>>55100637
I got Ragli Beardbeard. Sluttiest fucking clan

>>55100830
Shittiest. I meant shittiest.

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>>55086171

>>55077145
Thornar Goodsmith

fug guess we smithin now

>Urin Bloodbattle

eheh... urin...

>>55077145
>Gimgan hammersmith
What the fuck kind of a name is gimgan?

>>55077145
>Ragli Breadbeard
all of my names begin with A

>Balgan Bloodsmith
Sounds proper dwarfy, if a bit edgy. What even would a bloodsmith do? Dwarf eugenics?

>>55077145
Bolnar Hammerhelm

i'm proud.

>>55088522
>knife ears
Why is this an insult? Knives are cool, if you want to insult them you should compare their ears to something that sounds insulting.

>>55102785
The kind that's equivalent to fucking Gary.
Unless your name is Harry, then you're out of luck, you're dwarven Gary now.

>>55077145
i just have a hard time visualizing them swinging their axes so hard as the "strong as fuck" race with their small limbs

>>55100553
>>55084869
>>55080611
Bolin Doomsmith reporting in.

Reinkarl Goldfoundersson

>>55077145
>Bolist Bloodsmith
Metal

>>55077145

Bolgan Goldbattle

dwarf clan that figured out how to make useful gold weapons and armor

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>>55077145
>gimist goodstone
Nice alliteration

>>55077145
Thorkarl Runesmith

Looks like I got my profession included

>>55077145
Reincarl Firebeard.

>>55077145
Ragnar Axesmith. Nice.

>>55077145
I AM REINHELM HAMMERSMITH, THANE TO THORGRIM, TRUE KING OF KARAZ-A-KARAK

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>>55104233
>Ragin Goldbattle

Let's fucking go.

Durnar Hillbrew! Get some of me family brew boys! Put a real beard on your chin!

>Cut down maybe 20 trees a year tops
>Elves scream at me about cutting down 135 trees and insult my height every goddamn year
>Never bring any steel or iron for me
>Or even sand, that giant glass ceiling ain't gonna build itself
>Screech autistically when I accidentally offer them a crutch while mass selecting
>Finally bring me a grizzly bear
>Never ever bring me another one for the mating pair
Bitch ass elves fucking tree fucking wood sucking fuck elves man.
I feel dejected.

>>55104233
>>55107768
Durist Goldbattle yo.

>>55077145
Wilgar Goldshield, pretty generic but I like it.

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>>55077145
Hanli Underfounderson
....Ugh that last name is a fucking mouthful.

>>55077145
>Hanhardt Hammerhand

That's the most ridiculous name I've ever heard for a non-tolkien dwarf and I'm totally using it for my next character.

>>55077145
Durgan Goldbattle

Bolfan Firebeard

Ye I like this

>>55077145

Bolin Spikehelm

Passable

>>55077145
Nice try

Raghelm Beardforge... Guess my Dwarf is... terrible.

>>55077145
>Urist Runebattle
Nice, I got the OG dwarf name

>>55077145
>Willi Hammerhand
Fuck

>>55080085
>>55081797
Bolli Hillshield at yer service!

>Ragnar Runesmith
I like it!

Hagnar Spikebrew

Sounds like a notorious dwarven date rapist.

Raghelm Goldsmith
Could be worse. I could be Elfy McFucks Trees

Gimgar Axeshield

>>55077145
>Ragin Beardsmith

You guys do realize normies have been over elves for years right?