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>Be me
>I'm a worker in the Veclides sector
>Normal day goes by
>I return to my dwellings
>I drop my keys
>Keys fall down several stories and into a puddle of sewage
>Walks down several flights of stairs to retrieve keys
>when suddenly
>i hear something from above
I look up into the black sky and hear music
>music grows loader
>Music continues to get louder
>Music is so loud my vision begins to shake
>Suddenly
>Purple lights erupts from the heavens
>My eyes begin to bleed
>i pass out
>wake up
>Naked people flood the streets
>the air is thick with strange smells
>then suddenly
>a crazy crab lady shoves her claws up my ass
> I scream in agony before she proceeds to tear my head off
> A group of crab daemons then procede to turn my body into a strange narcotic substance
> before force feeding my lifeless head the substance.
> so now i,m forever trapped in this murder rave planet
> the GOD EMPEROR has abondonned me
> all i want is death
> But here i am
> And all of this because i was a phyker...
> Damn