Why are there no half-humans?

>>55046405
There are, they're called halflings.

>>55046405
Humans are already the biggest, most overpowered wish-fulfillment Mary Sues in fiction. We don't need to make them worse by giving them the snowflake "half X" template.

>>55046405
Huh? There are so many half-humans people just say what one half is and it's assumed that's the other half.

>>55046405
>Be Artificer
>Create Supercarrier Airship with help of Gnomes and Giants
>Know some Goblins made a "Rocket" that makes things go really fast
>Having issues getting over a really big wall that is anti-magic
>Bind a Fire Monolith into Red Mana Crystal
>Fire engines
>OH GOD ITS TOO FAST
>End up in space
>Nearly crash into planet
>Only survived because Magitech Military slowed us down while I setup heat shielding with the mana cannon

Apparently the goblins did it first... but I probably have the record for biggest vessel so far

>>55046432
Is a half human half halfling called a three-quartersling

>>55046405
half is too close to 3/5ths to be distinct

>>55046685
You can't tell a half-halfling apart from a malnourished peasant with hairy feet, so nobody bothers to try.

>>55046405
>Why are there no half-humans?
Insert racist joke here.

>>55046405
I think we had this, or something similar at least. One reason I remember is that humans are already half-everything. A human is what you get if elf-dwarf, halfling-hobgoblin, ogre-gnome, literally every crossbreed you can think of starts breeding with every other crossbreed. Let that go on for a cople of centuries until all the genetics are well mushed up, and there's your humans.

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>>55046405

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>>55046405
>no half-humans

>>55046405
Humans are such massive sluts that whenever a being is half-something, it's assumed that the other half is humans because they're the dumbshits fucking everything that moves

>>55046685
No, it's a one-quartsling. Halfling and full human equals 3/4ths human, 1/4th ling.

>>55048889
In my fantasy settings this is such a well known thing it's what makes humans so weird to the other races
>it's dick is spiked, flared, and knotted
>human thinks it's the best thing since cheese
>females of the race aren't interested in sex because they evolved for rape based procreation
>human females and some males like it
>race doesn't even look vaguely human
>humans still get their wires crossed and find it sexy
>dragons and elves have thousands of years to cultivate fetishes
>humans still manage to get into some weird shit in their short lifespans that makes their elvish and draconian lovers nervous as fuck
I can imagine a human with a dragon who has taken humanoid form saying she wants to try something a little weird with the human, she wants to grow a magic cock and fuck her human lover. The human merely laughs and says he'd love to be pegged by his dragon girlfriend.
There are obviously some humans that are reserved, but on the whole they're the most likely to develop weird tastes and they bond with everyone, both friend wise and sexually.

>>55049004
Even among humans, being okay with futa is a disgusting and tiny group.

>>55046405
They tend to be dead

>>55049122
It's just magic dick pegging dude.

>>55049731
Futa.

>>55049759
Magic dick strapon.

>>55049772
A strap on isn't part of your biology.

>>55049793
it's magically grown
>not sucking your dragon girlfriends magic futa cock
fag

>>55049793
Neither is a cock made out of arcane energies that is compressed and altered to mimic the texture and appearance of a naturally-growing dick.

>>55049811
>Admitting it's futa
Finally.

>>55049816
But it is, if it must behave at all like the real thing.

>>55049838
>But it is, if it must behave at all like the real thing.
It's magic, it doesn't have to explain dicks.

>>55049838
It's a magic dick dude, if she uses magic to grow it she's not a futa, she's a girl with a magic dick strapon that can be semi-accurately described as a futa for the brief duration of the spell.
I mean, I say brief but I imagine a powerful enough dragon could make the spell permanent I suppose.

>>55049860
>>55049875
Anything to deny being gay, huh? The original point was even just that most humans wouldn't accept such a thing.

>>55049891
humans are predisposed to degeneracy
I never denied it was gay, but I'm bi so I don't care

>>55049004
I've actually toyed with the idea that "can breed with anything" is humanity's official special power, ala dwarven craftsmanship or elven longevity.

Never dared to try it because I'm pretty sure that matter-of-factly stating that "humanity was created by the god of sex & love" is magical realmy.

>>55049891
We know we're gay. But you're a faggot who won't even suck magical futa strapons.

>>55046405
All humans are half-humans, anon.

>>55051326
Other half, also human?

>>55046405
I'm extremely tall and my feet are less hairy than my peers.
Pretty sure I'm a half human.

>>55046405
Why are humans such massive sluts that they have to stick their dicks into everything?

>>55052327
Why are other races such massive sluts that they have to let humans stick their dicks into everything?

>>55052376
Because humans are sexy, other creatures are not, so humans have no reason to fuck them.

>>55052407
But other creatures are horny for humans, so the humans have plenty of reason to throw some dick their way.

>>55052407
Clearly there are some humans who disagree.

>>55048960
What IS a ling anyway?

>>55050137
Isn't there an Oglaf about this?

>>55052833
A ling is a fey creature so magical that it doesn't exist. A ling is nothing. It is, effectively, a 0th of a race.

A hybrid is the mean of its parents. Therefore, a half ling is half human, half nothing.

>>55049731
What it is is gay as fuck

>>55054496
>he doesn't want to do gay things with his magic girlfriend
Get a load of this faggot.

>>55046405
You mean Africans?

>>55050137
I don't see the problem as long as you limit it to humanoid races of similar size categories. Base DnD starts with human/orc and human/elf hybrids, why not make up a gnome or dragonborn variant.

Here "Humans have a remarkable ability to integrate into any society. Within a few generations humans living in societies of other races take on some of their societal and cultural traits.

Choose one [stat boost options]
Choose one [racial trait options.]
You count as human and [race] for any spell, ability, feat, or class variant."

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>>55054599
Nah,Europeans.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2599854/Europeans-closer-Neanderthals-thought-Ancient-DNA-humans-species-interbreeding-outside-Africa.html

>>55046405
Among the races or species that got interbred with humans (e.g. elves, orcs, dragons, etc.), the hybrids are called half-humans by those races and species.

>>55057225
talk about resting bitch face

>>55049875
>It's a magic dick dude, if she uses magic to grow it she's not a futa,

Literally half of all futa porn is temporary dicks grown through magic or mad pharmacology.
If they've got a dick for sexy times, it's futa, since sexy times are the only times relevant to porn.

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>>55046405
>Why are there no half-humans?