I AM COMPLETE....

SHIT

>>55026608
NO YOU ARE NOT!
YOU'RE INCOMPLETE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK!

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>>55026708
One job, anon. One fucking job, and you fucked it all up.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

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>>55026608
AND SO IS THIS!!!

>>55027990
FUCK! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

>>55027585
YES YOU ARE FUCKED
SHIT OUT OF LUCK
NOW I AM WHOLE AND MY COCK YOU WILL SUCK

>>55028446

THIS WORLD WILL BE MINE, AND YOU'RE FIRST IN LINE! YOU BROUGHT ME THE PICK AND NOW YOU SHALL BOTH DIE!

>>55029169
I pulled up to the house about seven or eigth
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

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>>55026608
YOU ARE BOUND TO ME, DEMON!

>>55029169
waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit waaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiit waaaaaaaaaaaaaait you mutherfucker! we challenge you to a rock off!

>>55029612
Give us one chance to rock your socks off

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>>55029612
>>55029715
.......FUCK!!!

>>55030120
FUCK...
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
THE DEMON CODE PREVENTS ME
FROM DENYING A ROCK OFF CHALLENGE
WHAT ARE YOUR TERMS?
Whats the caaaaatch?

>>55030386
If we win, you must take your soooorry ass back to hell!

and also you will have to pay our reeeeent

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>>55030628
AND WHAT IF I WIN?

>>55031051
We'll take you to see a movie.

>>55031075
and you can take cage back to hell!

>>55031193
so he can be your littleeeeeeeeembitch.

>>55031238
FINE

>>55031311
LET THE ROCK OFF BEGIN

>>55031326
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

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>>55031354
I'M THE DEVIL

I LOVE M E T A L

I once played a changeling game that basically culminated in a rock off with a true fae

Except we used "The Devil Went Down To Georgia" at the climax

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>>55031382
CHECK THIS RIFF, IT'S FUCKING TASTY!!

>>55031436
I'M THE DEVIL I CAN DO WHAT I WANT

>>55031663
WHATEVER I GOT I'M GONNA FLAUNT

>>55031760
THERE'S NEVER BEEN A ROCK OFF I'VE EVER LOST

>>55031774
I CAN'T WAIT TO TAKE CAGE BACK TO HELL

>>55031821
I'M GONNA FILL HIM WITH MY HOT DEMON GEL

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>>55031842
I'LL MAKE HIM SQUEAL LIKE MY SCARLET PIMPERNEL!!!

>>55031966
NO!

>>55031977
COME ON, CAGE! BRING THE THUNDER!

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>>55032676
...There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece...

>>55032702
Listen to me.

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>>55032726
He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man...

>>55032741
GOD DAMN IT CAGE

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>>55032792
He's gonna make you his sex slave.
Your gonna gargle Mayonnaise!

>>55032858
Nooo!

>>55032909
Unless we bust a massive monsta mammoth jam!

>>55033019
We've been through so much shit!

>>55033035
Deactivated lasers with my dick!

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>>55033073

>>55033073
Now it's time to blow this fucker down....

>>55033172
C'MON KAGE NOW ITS TIME TO BLOW DOORS DOWN

>>55033195
I hear you, Jables, now it's time to blow doors down

>>55033210
LIGHT UP THE STAGE NOW IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN

>>55033285
We'll bend you over then we'll take you to Brown Town!

>>55033303
NOW WE'VE GOT TO BLOW THIS FUCKA DOWN

>>55033384
HES GONNA RAPE ME IF WE DO NOT BLOW DOORS DOWN

>>55033384
He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!

>>55033451
>>55033430
C'MON KAGE CAUSE IT'S TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN

Go back to /mu/

>>55033486
>roleplaying isn't allowed on /tg/

>>55033533
>literally quoting a song from a movie line-for-line is roleplaying

>>55033541
It's about having fun, anon.

I guess you wouldn't know anything about that.

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WHO IS THIS MOCKERY OF MY POWER!

>>55033479
I HEAR YA JABLES NOW IT"S TIME FOR A SHOOWDOWN

>>55030386
>>55031051
Waaaaaait.

If he can't say no du, why can't you just say 'you get nothing if you win' and just infinitely challenge him until you win?

This is the greatest and best song in the world.
Tribute.

>>55033103
....sorry.

I DID NOT MEAN

>>55026608
...LY STONED RIGHT NOW.

>>55033479
OOOH WE'LL PILEDRIVE YA IT'S TIME FOR THE SMACKDOWN