What are your best taunts, insults, and one liners?

>>55025749
You fight like a cow!

>>55025749
Heh... Nothin' personnel, kid...

>>55025749
You suck cock like OP!

>>55025749
"The 4e design team did nothing wrong."

>>55025749
Your mother!

>>55025749
>Favorite Insult/Taunt/One Liner
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut!
(I will award 1 internet point to anyone who recognizes the source.)

>Best Original Taunt (off the top of my head for use IC in a ttrpg)
Come on then! Your children die fighting braver than this!

>Best Original Insult (off the top of my head from/for use IC in a ttrpg)
(Said to an obstinate npc city official)
You are the densest, stupidest, and least interesting conversationalist I've ever had the displeasure of sharing a space with, and I once had an hour long chat with a rock that had never left a ten foot cave!

>Best Original One Liner (off the top of my head from/for use IC in a ttrpg)
Well, at least he's at Peace now.
(Trapped an undead monstrosity by teleporting it inside a buried village called "Shepherd's Peace".

What's the difference between a joke and three dicks?

[Spoiler] Your mom can't take a joke![/spoiler]

The bard had hundreds of these in a book and would shout one at the enemy everytime he used vicious mockery.

Said by my prehensile hair (mustache) witch to a noblewoman:
"You're just upset your mustache isn't nearly as glorious as mine."

>>55025944
How appropriate, you fight like a dairy farmer!

>>55025749
>Party Member: *asks answer with obvious answer*
>Me: I don't know, does a knife-ear shit in the woods?

Admittedly not very original, but it's still a staple of my lingo.

>>55026826
I've spoken with apes more polite than you!

>>55026862
I'm glad to hear you attended your family reunion!

>>55025749
"Ah, yes. Brave men. Dead men. Same thing, right until they end up undead".

>>55027081
My name is feared in every dirty corner of this island!

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>>55025749
what pic says, "PUNISH!" when starting combat or "PUNISHED!" when the foes are defeated.

>>55025749
>playing Christmas themed 40k rpg where we were a motley assortment brought together from all walks of life across the galaxy to save Santa from Abaddon the Despoiler
>playing a Blood Angels assault marine with a power fist
>rest of the party is securing Santa and doing battle with Abaddon's summoned pet the Grither as I face off with him alone
>roll a hit to the head and roll max damage
"Hey, Abaddon! I have a message for you from the Emperor: Merry Fistmas!"

Best one-liner in a campaign with a mysterious NPC whose presence ended up mysteriously fucking us up :
"Cornelius you son of a bitch !"
Later this day, radio was jammed on all frequencies :
"The guy has an omni-jammer !"
"Cornelius, you omni-son of a bitch"

When playing an ogryn :
(After a tau tried to explain to him the greater good, being told about the warp or explained a plan)
"... Karog don' geddit"

>>55025749
I woulda been your daddy, but the dog got over the fence first!

>>55027162
So you got that job as a janitor, after all.

>>55025749
> carebear under psychotrope
> G-string wearing stormtrooper
> Cyrano nose tirade

>>55026809
>The bard had hundreds of these in a book and would shout one at the enemy everytime he used vicious mockery.
Neat gimmick.
There was a singer player in one story that would actually sing relevant songs during battles.

>>55026811
>>55027081
>>55027315
I liked these.

>>55027720
https://youtu.be/LPj0pifkuZ0

We've been trading swordfighting insults from the Secret of Monkey Island.

>>55025749
(to the dragon) i felt better breath weapons from the town drunk!

>>55026752
>(I will award 1 internet point to anyone who recognizes the source.)
Isn't that Slaughterhouse Five?

>>55025749
What, you egg?
(He stabs him)

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>>55029369
For you, my well-read, elegent gentleman.

>>55025749
The best one liner I have ever witnessed was in the second installment of an insanely long Dark Heresy 2e campaign

The only surviving PC of the first campaign, a blank called Barik, turned into an Inquisitor in the meantime, and acquired a Baleful Eye. (For those not in the know, a cybernetic eye that can shoot lasers.)
At a pivotal moment of the new campaign, we met the... Soul? Or posessed body? Of the first campaign's Psyker, a certain Thadius, whose 'signature move' was shooting Molten Beam out of his face at everything, to spectacular results.
He also turned hilariously heretical and ended up dying quite pathetically in the finale of the campaign by being sucked into the Warp, with a lot, A LOT of bad blood and resentment accrued between the characters at that point.

So, when the Inquisitor re-encountered his former ally turned bitter enemy, shit got real. And as the Inquisitor was busy almost literally tearing apart the daemonic form bearing his former friend's face, the last thing he roared before dealing a finishing blow was
>AND HERE'S A TRICK I LEARNED FROM YOU, THADIUS
then blasting him straight in the face with his Baleful Eye.

I'd lie if I said the rest f us wasn't literally cheering

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>My lord, my Lord. Are you the front end of a cow?
Err, no.
>My lord, perchance are you the back end of a cow?
Of course not!
>Oh, then you must be no end of a cow!
Guards, hang that man
>I regret nothing!

>>55030049
hey cool, thanks bud

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>>55030383

>>55030383
>>Oh, then you must be no end of a cow!
I fail to see the humor in this.
I can't help but feel I must be missing something.

>>55030995
"You're not end of a cunt aren't you?

Meaning you can't stop being one.

>>55031282
Ah.
Makes sense when you say it, but never heard that phrasing nor would I have ever thought of it without hearing it.
Might be a cultural idiom thing.

>>55026558
Man that was a good video.

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Brobdingnagian Adlepate

auto correct recognizes the first word, but not the second... go figure

>>55025749
"Your mom" via message, causing a group of Aliens to go into an all out brawl, killing 3 of their own men and levelling half a forest.

>>55025749
Big sword... compensating?

You're dumber than ugly, & twice as stupid

I see your hat is the same as your manhood, limp & without flair

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>>55032378
>I see your hat is the same as your manhood, limp & without flair

"Oh so, lets hear YOUR brilliant plan to get inside. Whats that, you don't have one? Then shut the fuck up, put the fucking clown britches on and follow my lead."

This rpg group was like lady Gaga's wedding night. Lots of anticipation, but it ended up unimaginative and uncreative..

>>55025749
Your father was OP!