/tg/, I have an issue with my group. I believe that one of them

>>55024755
Shiv him in the kidney with a stiletto knife. If he doesn't notice, call a cleric.

>>55024755
You're a meat covered skeleton made of stardust being driven by a ghost. What are you even worried about, fuckboy?

Would have been better if you pretended to suspect that one of your players characters is actually a skeleton.

>>55024865
What happens if he needs that flesh though?

>>55024917
Still call the cleric

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>>55024755
Why be worried?
My skeleton alchemist was the, backbone, of one of my previous groups.
Healing, fortifying, and keeping toxic/poisonous materials on himself.
Always keeping watch while everyone else can get sleep.
But if you're really worried, look for these key things:
-Always awake/active
-Willing to deal with undesirable situations (Blood pools, sewers, piles of rotting bodies, lepers, plagued folks, lycanthropy)
-Lack of eating any amount of food, always has space rations, willing to hand out free food.
- Is able to keep an odd amount of objects on their person (outside of a bag of holding).
-Colorblind
-Never complains (no really, nothing matters when you're undead)

If your fellow player is playing him as neutral/good you're in for a good time.
#NeedALitteralHand

>>55025253
>-Lack of eating any amount of food, always has space rations, willing to hand out free food.
I was worried for nothing, this fat fuck eats food like it's going to be outlawed at the end of the day. I once caught him having a nursing handjob from another player's mom.
Though I have never actually seen him take a shit before.

>>55025432
What if he's storing that food for the party?

>>55024755
Detect undead.

>>55024905
Now THAT's what I call Meta

>>55024884

>You're a meat covered skeleton

...Guys, I think we have a skeleton in the thread...

>>55024884
skeleton spotted

>>55024755
Just look at his character sheet. His parents should have filled one in when they made him.

>>55024755
Does he make a lot of bone-related puns?

Stan?