Greentext Stories, OC edition

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Write up a greentext of something noteable from a game you were part of or have heard from gaming buddies. Don't just post "lel ebin sir bearington" caps, share your own experiences.

One that my GM tells from, I believe, an AD&D game. Its secondhand, so I may be getting some of the delivery wrong.
>game draws some inspiration from Escaflowne, in that there exists tech powered by the hearts of slain dragons
>party is hunting dragons to power tech
>particularly evil and notably vain blue dragon in the area
>party bard/face gets an idea
>starts buying up all kinds of canvases and painting supplies
>party treks out to slay the dragon
>dragon comes out of its lair, menacing
>"all who approach my lair should be prepared to be eaten"
>bard launches into a speech
>"If you wish to kill us and eat us that's fine, but I'm a painter from a faraway land, and I could die happily if you would only allow me to paint your magnificence"
>The bard is obviously laden down with painting supplies, so the dragon begrudgingly accepts the bard's offer and allows him alone entry to the lair
>bard sets up easel, canvas, etc., begins painting
>after a time, bard gets angry (IC) and rips the canvas to shreds, saying it's all wrong
>does this two or three times, explaining he wants to make this painting perfect, and the dragon obliges, albeit confused
>eventually gets so frustrated (still IC), he tears down the easel and canvas, and starts wildly waving the paintbrushes through thin air, paint and weak illusion magic splashing everywhere
>after a few minutes of this, the hard exhaustedly says that it's finished, it's perfect
>dragon is confused, obviously doesn't see anything
>bard says you have to want to see it
>"I want to see it!"
>"You have to want to believe!"
>"I want to believe!"
>Bard casts hypnotic field, makes the argument OOC that it should be no save, since the dragon wanted to believe
>DM allows it
>"And that's how we saved the land"

Goddamn, I wish I'd been there