Is it EVER worth it to deal with fae?

>>55020093
Sometimes you come out of it with a wife, so yes.

>>55020093
NEVER HEARD FROM AGAIN!

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>>55020093
Yes
Delicious traps

>>55020100
Of all the things to make an eldritch pact with, a fey at least has the possibility of returning your feelings.

Not unless you've got large amounts of iron around.

>>55020496
>traps
>have tits

Thou shalt not suffer the elf to live.

>>55020530
You can make eldritch pacts with other humans if they're powerful enough, no?

>>55020093
>juicy fat loli tighs

I mean, yeah, sometimes

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>>55020100
Can fae have children through marriage? Or are they born through nature itself?

>>55020093
similar to their whimsical nature, true boons granted by fae can have no drawbacks whatsoever.

Just make sure the intended effects are beneficial.

>>55020093
No

I mean, I'd rather make a deal with the devil. At least then I'd be sure he wasn't doing it for my "good".

>>55020093
Depends on the setting, probably. The closest things in my setting are capable of functional working relationships with mortals, but you could argue that's because they're also much like animistic spirits or minor pagan gods; there are shamans and priests who understand them well enough to negotiate with them intelligently, or can even command them with clever sorcery.

>>55020790

Wizards do not have feelings.

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D&D pixies have been good-aligned in 3.X and 5e.

Fight me.

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>>55020988
>pixies and the fae being the same thing
Sure, anon, sure. And kobolds are just elder dragons, right?

>>55021030
You do realize in 3.X they can be elder dragons with a feat right?

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>>55020093
Of course it's worth it, if you're lucky she might kidnap you and bring you back to her magical realm.

>>55020570
But what if the elf likes you?

>>55020879
I know what you mean

>>55020891
>implying sex isn't natural.

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>>55020891
Both.

>>55020891
>Can fae have children through marriage?

Of course, everything from Huldra to Selkie to Kitsune are noted for bearing their husband children, who often have magical powers or inclinations towards certain lifestyles.

>>55020541
That's just how devious the fey are, anon.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--gpp4K-AbU

>>55021438
If it has tits, it ain't a trap anymore, it's just girl, but gayer.

>>55021711
If you look at their crotches you can see that they don't have a bulge there, they're just females.

>>55021043
There's something deeply unnerving with that body structure.

It's like a full-person version of uncanny valley - the parts technically are there, but in a way that doesn't belong together.

>>55021722
So, to be clear, they're just traps in the sense that if you fall for them, you'll experience a painful death or something worse?

>>55021722
I mean, i just assumed he was using the pic as an example of traps since that artist draws plenty.

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>>55020093
They can render a person beautiful or hideous. You'll be wondrous either way.

>>55020496
Gonna need source on that...

>>55020093
Nope. The only good fae is a dead one.

Where can I read some good fae/fey short fiction or greentexts, to get a feel for the kind of deals and tricks they'd play? I have some (half & dark) elves in my player's party and would love to have them deal with something that ties into their ancestry to get them invested

tips for playing as fae

>>55021911
Fairy tale by Raymond Fiest
Pretty good book about how alien fae are.
It startes with Puck raping some farmgirl

>>55022227
Is Puck some fae or the human protagonist?

>>55022227
Also check out Dont be afraid of the dark. Its a movie by guillermo deltoro and it has a pretty good depiction of fae.
Pans labyrinth isnt bad either

>>55022254
Its the same Puck that appears in midsummer nights dream.
Hes a named fae that comes up in mythology sometimes

>>55022227
>>55022257
nice, thanks anons

4e had a book called "heros of the feywilds" or something. I forget the exact title, bit it has some useful info about the fairy courts.

Of course i cant find a pdf online which is less than helpful

>>55021877
Joel Jurion

>>55022528
www.lamarprojetos.com.br/ebooks/heroes_feywild.pdf

>>55022227
>Starts with Puck raping some farmgirl

What, he comes to her in her dreams or something?

>>55021039
Source?

>>55020093
Sure why not?

But remember to understand the deal before you make it.

It's like niggers being thrown out by the bank. They made the deal with the bank and did not read it so fuck them.
The same is with genies, devils and fae, only difference is that deal is harder to understand. But that is why you sign the deal with bank with lawyer and with mystical creatures with certified arcanist as a help.

>>55022823
The Dragonwrought feat.

It's central to a lot of min-max fuckery involving Kobolds.

>>55022901
Now i want to play that character.
Harvey Dragonson
Adventuring Contract Lawyer

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Just the thread I needed. My party was in the Feywild and made a pact with a Green Hag. They were shrunk to the size of dolls, and the deal was that the Hag would return them back to size if they helped her reach a nearby portal to the Material Plane.
Now, the players were talking about backstabbing her just before passing through the portal. What consequences can they suffer if they break a pact with a Fey in such a way?

>>55021043
that would look a bit nicer if the arms were a bit thicker

>>55022996
They stay small unless they can find someone powerful enough to remove that high level curse.
Pretty easy one there

>>55023021
Nah, they were returned to their normal size already. The Hag needs them to traverse some caves of the Feydark safely.

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>>55022254
>>55022276
He's a fae. It's in the name; he's a puca (old English spirit; sometimes called Robin Goodfellow)

>>55023081
Oh then they fulfilled the terms of their agreement.
No penalty

>>55023146
If they kill her before helping her pass the portal (that is, before arriving in the Material Plane) then they would be breaking the contract. I wasn't clear in my original wording.

>>55023182
They've already *helped*

>>55023182
In that case, I'd make them small again
Or make their weapons and spells pass through her harmlessly until they reach the prime plane

>>55023182
Also, the hag wouldn't have made them big until the entire deal had been rectified imho

>>55023213
Yeah I guess it can be taken that way. We'll see when it is they decide to betray her.

>>55023241
You're right, but how would you have handled it then? I mean, in that case, then she couldn't have used their help in combat.

>>55022996
>>55023182
By the wording "if they helped her reach a nearby portal to the Material Plane" she doesn't actually have to pass through the portal. She just has to reach it.

Now you could argue about the definition of "reach," but as far as I care the party fulfilled their obligation by escorting her to the portal. If something happens to her before she passes through it, that's not their problem.

If you really want to be an asshole about it, just throw her corpse through the portal afterwards.

>>55021911
Barnes and Noble has a collection of fairy tales called "A Treasury of Irish Fairy and Folk Tales"

>trying to dick over a fey

Just be on your way, what's the point of risking even more shit

>>55023258
I guess im just not grasping the timeline here.
The mere fact that the players escorted her should have been enough to reach the portal unimpeded because faewild bullshit, but if she had to unshrink them to help her in combat, she broke the contract herself.
They shoudnt be bound by it any longer.

>>55023328
Not really, she fulfilled her end of the bargain, now it's their turn. Since it's enforced by the plane itself then they better do it.

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>>55023296
>>trying to dick over a fey
>>trying to dick a fey

Don't do it anon, she wants you to!

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yes

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>>55020541
The fey do it the other way around. They will turn you into a chick halfway though and then call you gay.

>>55023492
>adventurer ready to get balls deep in fae pussy
>things are gettin steamy aww yeah
>wait
>wait where did ponos go
>fae starts laughing her ass off
>calls the adventurer a fruit
>skips away with her friends

And that's why we burn every forest

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>>55023393
here's the animated version (if anybody was interested)

>>55023362
If the deal was that she would return them to normal after she helped them, then she violated the terms of the deal by turning then normal before that, this rendering their obligation to help void.

>>55022901
>It's like niggers being thrown out by the bank. They made the deal with the bank and did not read it so fuck them.
Huh. That really does put things in perspective: I think I'd rather make a deal with the fae than Wells Fargo. I could list a lot of points in favor of the fae (they're at least willing to treat you as whole sophonts rather than assets, being turned into a doll is probably more fun than irreparable financial ruin, the fae don't have large teams of people looking for ways to screw you over more effectively), but the main advantage of dealing with the fae is that they're actually bound by the terms of their contracts, while banks, as the robosigning scandal illustrated, are not.

>>55022979
That would be awesome. So many adventurers need contract law! Dealing with dragons, with kings who make rather expansive claims regarding rewards for rescued princesses, with suspiciously convenient offers from strange entities summoned from distant planes-- or just agreeing on how to split up the loot.

>>55023576
Are you autistic or illiterate? Clearly the deal wasn't that she'd return them to normal AFTER they helped her, but ON THE CONDITION that they helped her.

>>55023362
You don't blackmail someone with evidence and immediately destroy the evidence as soon as they agree to help you. Just accept that the Hag doesn't know how to properly make a contract and have the fey laugh at her corpse.

>>55024008
If the evidence is provided to you by the plane itself then it doesn't really matter. If anything, it makes the mortals, ignorant to the workings of the Feywild, more prone to fuck up.

>>55023993
Ah then they really wouldn't have broken the contract as the players would have helped her reach a nearby portal to the material plane before backstabbing her therefore completing their end of the contract.

>>55020891
Implying that fae don't reproduce solely from raping unsuspecting humans

>>55020093

no, their hands are usually too smol to properly shuffle the deck prior to dealing.

>>55024041
I was using evidence as a comparison. I meant they have no reason to still be loyal to the Hag when she just removes the curse right out of the box. Why are you asking us what consequences they could suffer when you seem to be much more knowledgeable about the Feywild in your setting?

>>55024008
This.
The dm fucked up and now has to live with his dumb choices.
The hag was an idiot and deserves to be purged.

And can we discuss how fucked up it is that a party at level 3 is even in the fey wilds?

Ive never sent a party there at any less than level 7. Thats just cruel.

>>55024203
It's not that I'm knowledgeable about the place, I only know that you cannot break a pact without inherent consequences.

>>55024226
I did fuck up but I can always interpret it another way, especially in a place like the Feywild. I'm not saying you guys are wrong, I'm saying that I'll keep all this in mind and see what conclusion the party reaches.

>>55023556
>>55023393
Hips like that should be illegal

>>55024226
>And can we discuss how fucked up it is that a party at level 3 is even in the fey wilds?
Not at all?

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>>55024511
They are, you're going to jail

>>55024323
Well remember that the party will fulfill their end of the contract if the Hag reaches to the portal no matter what happens afterwards. Only punish them if they backstab her before that.

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There is only one way to deal with the fae

>>55024323
If you told your players that something happened and then next time go "no wait guys this other thing happened instead" youre going to end up with unhappy players

>>55024323
>I did fuck up but I can always interpret it another way
Please stop thinking this way, just accept your mistakes and move on. If you don't, your players will call you out on your shit and it won't be fun for anyone.

>trusting fae
How far we've fallen.

>>55022217
As someone mentioned, theres a 4e supplement book that covers that. While that may not be the system you use, the lore is still solid

>>55026122
Well you can always trust them not to break a promise or a deal, so in that way they're trustworthy, but unless you've gotten a written or oral agreement, youre better off avoiding them altogether.
For a modest fee, id be more than happy to arbitrate or review the terms of any contract you have with any extraplanar creatures.

-Harvey Dragonson
Contract lawyer
Swordsman
Adventurer

>>55021722
One of them has antlers though. Does don't have antlers.

>>55026316
maybe they are reindeer

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Whomever posted Heroes of the feywild I thank you. I have been looking for ways to expand my knowledge of fluff in 5e.

A wallpaper in return I offer thee.

>>55020093
Only if you are the best lawyer ever.

Like AI or genius level lawyer.

And make it so it doesn't directly affect you, please

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>>55023556
sweet mother of pantie shots
Too bad Terra isn't good tho.

>>55024511
in many places, they are!

>>55026223
>trusting a dragon
Not this time Harvey.

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>>55020093
if you're sure that you can come out on top of the deal, than sure go for it. every now and again someone has to pull one over on them right?

that being said, in general, you really shouldn't

>mfw been having this one knight in campaign being stalked by an upper tier Sidhe
>mfw i've got dozens of plans within plans when he handed me his backstory
>mfw ain't even got to lay the tracks, he is running ahead of the rails

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>>55024795
But Elin are police officers too!

>>55020496
>/k/-vision

>>55026677
>in 5e
disgusting

They made my dick bigger.

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>>55020093

No. No it is not.

>>55026860
i loved the combat system, but plot was generic and quests repetitive. but i came for the lolis in the first place, so there's that

>>55026677
That is a lot of printing errors, look at all the strikethroughs. Haven't seen anything that bad since I proofread a college thesis.

>>55020093
Reminder that fae are less natural than humans.

Animals grow old, grow tired, grow hungry, grow thirsty, fall ill, and die.
Humans, being animals, do all of these things.
The fae do NONE of these things, save for the last - and only when struck down with hostile intent.

Fae have no natural predators. Fae do not so much have 'prey' as 'playthings.'

They are not of the natural world.

>>55026677
Can you post the pdf?

>>55030520
I'd argue that they're the most natural part of the world, so much so that the rest of us seem unnatural in comparison

>>55027773
Not if that's their fetish.

>>55023556
>>55023393
>>55027402
Elin are for lewd purposes.

>>55030520
The Fae are the manifestation of nature. Nature itself is undying, nature itself has no natural predators, etc. That's why killing the forest kills the fae. The Fae are the manifestations of nature as a whole, not simply creatures that live within nature or a single facet of nature.

Would you voluntarily enter the Feywild?

>>55032030
>nature itself has no natural predators

I'd argue for humans, but i don't think thats your point.

>>55033141
That's a relatively recent thing, isn't it, with the Industrial Revolution? And nobody believed in it for a while then anyway. Not really relevant to settings based vaguely on earlier eras, which is probably most fey-concerned settings, is my point.

>>55033233
True enough.

Still, a natural predator is a natural predator, even one of your own creation.

>>55033233
You never watched Boku No Pico?

>>55026223
>>55027119
Don't worry, anon, there's nothing wrong with making a deal with a dragon.

>>55033584
>angry shadowrun noises.jpg

>>55033584
Increase your Notoriety by 1

>>55020100
But then 60% of the time she just leaves with half your magic and your capacity for happiness

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>>55033584

>>55020093
It's ALWAYS worth it if it's an Elin.

>>55021734
I mean beautiful but unnerving is kind of the most common trait of fey.

>>55033693
I was about to say "sounds like a wife" but then I realized that was what you where going for.

>>55031667
using ctrl+F would bring you to >>55022686, a 42MB download

>>55027773
sauce on the pregnant picture.

>>55027773
Story time.

>>55036128
Looks like fanart of Sophitia from Soul Calibur

>>55023665
The problem with proclaiming yourself a "king/dragon negotiator/lawyer" is unless you are VERY good, most kings/dragons will just kill you before negotiations start.

>>55020530
>fey
>returning human feelings

oh anon, you retard.

>>55027773

>tfw genderswap is your fetish but Pregnancy is a massive turn off.

An abstract feel.

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>>55023393
Is Kanna just an Elin?

>>55020093
Fae are all evil, don't trust anyone saying otherwise they are a fae or pawn of fae, if you are unlucky enough to find fae then use your illusive spell to hide and run away, if that is impossible try burning down their village to do some good for the next unlucky sap

>>55037420
Basically this.

Also, probably unironically consider suicide after burning down their village/forest area in order to avoid a fate worse than death should they catch you.

They always catch you eventually

>>55023556
>Let's combine cute neotenic traits with big fukken thighs and wide hips
Koreans = satan

>>55037502
>Less Combine mute tectonic plates with rig Madden highs and sunken ships
Floridians = Layton

>>55022806
no. he literally rapes her to death in the real world

>>55033584
not if you have an experienced contract lawyer on your side.

- Harvey Dragonson

>>55037502
That has been the entirety of humanity throughout our existence. Our females look far more neotenous with thicc 'indicators of health' (througout their fertile ages) than the females of any other primate. Koreans are just giving us a glimpse of our future females, maybe oppai loli.

>>55037420
>Fae are all evil
This is not actually true, although it's effectively true.
Faye are are like a rushing river thrashing through jagged, razor-sharp rocks.
Interacting with them on any level is dangerous and pointless to the extreme.
Should you find yourself forced to interact against your will, tuck in, protect your vitals, and hope you survive.
But you don't call the river Evil, you just stay clear of it.

>burning a fairy village
Why don't you burn down a gypsy trailer with the mother inside while you're at it?

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>>55037737
>river analogy
that's a good way to express it
>gypsy analogy
pic related

>>55037969
>>gypsy analogy
>pic related
You haven't seen the film, I take it.
I watched it with my best friend and afterwards he said that he figured the drunken wake was them getting through their grief and that was the end of it.
He was totally surprised by the ending.
I told him he was an idiot:
Gypsies are known for excessive violence, ignoring societies rules and morals, and not forgiving even mild slights from outsiders.

You don't tug on Superman's cape; You don't spit into the wind; You don't pull the mask off that old lone ranger; You don't mess around with Jim; And you sure as hell don't burn a gypsy's mother alive.
And you don't taunt the Faye either.

Just as long as what you're dealing is some cold iron.

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>>55020891
>fae
>born through nature
There's a lot more to the Seelie and Unseelie Courts than fucking nature sprites.

>>55020093
Sure, if by deal you mean a blunderbuss filled with rock salt and a scrap iron.

>>55037969
Do you WANT a gypsy curse?

>>55039614
You cannot get curse if there's nobody to curse you.

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>>55020093
Only if they are THICK.

>>55040252
Are you just completely ignorant of how curses work? If you kill somebody and they know spooky magic, they WILL curse you with their dying words. Happens all the time.

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>>55037243
No, Kanna is not just an elin.

>>55041419
True, she's an Elin Sorcerer.

>>55040841
>dying words
just cut out the tongue first

Of course. Villagers tend to be grateful when you solve their pest problem, after all.

Just remember to pack plenty of cold iron.

>>55041725
when fighting any caster you should cut their tongues ASAP

>>55041725
I think, depending on the magical tradition, that might save or it might just deny you your warning of the nature of the curse. Personally I wouldn't go in for the risk of the whole endeavor but you do you.

>>55023556
Tera, more like tera hole in my pants.

>>55038117
What film? I'm interested

>>55020093
Only if your family is a buncha slaves to the forrest tribesmen and its your job to sacrifice babies to them.

>>55020879
If it isnt a beanpole, its a midgrt.
Youre a midgetfucker.

>>55021676
Well, I'm fine with never fucking a tree.

>>55020093
Elins are literally their goddess' wrath incarnated. Do not be fooled by the moebait loli appearance, they will fucking kill you dead.

>>55026677
Can you go inside this book, anon?

>>55023279
Even worse, they can 'help' her without her ever actually 'reaching' the portal.
They can just help her for a bit, then suddenly (but inevitably) betray her... and be ok, the fey played herself with her own pact.

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>>55044348
Nuthin wrong with midgets anon.

>>55044986

Not only that, they have another flavor that is extra spicy wrath created in response to reports Wrath 1.0 wasn't awful enough.

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>>55024795
>>55027402
>>55037243
Of some relevance...

>>55020093
flora, fauna, and merryweather for sure

maleficient? hell no

>>55045106
The ass is blue

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>>55046884

HAIRY PUSSY
MIDGET PUSSY
SMELLY PUSSY
TEEMO PUSSY

>>55027468
Nice

>>55020093
Depends on the setting.

Seriously though, fae in my setting, aside from the obviously evil ones, may be mischievous. However, they're sworn to uphold their ends of a deal. If they made a promise, they will keep their words. They know if they're known to be untrustworthy, everybody will just start ignoring them forevermore, which will just fuck them over.

>>55040252
>Anon thinks he can kill the gypsies before one of them curses him
Folks like you have been around for a while. It should be noted that the gypsies are still here, and the folks are all dead

>>55020093
Of course you should.
You should always make deals with the fae.
All the time, as many as you can.
What could go wrong?

>>55048194
>may be mischievous

Really breaking new ground here anon.

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I like using mischievous tricksters in my campaigns like fae and kappas but my players always try to kill them

>>55050304
Give them proper housing and legitimate employment.
Then they won't be murderhobos.

>>55050304
Make concequences for their actions. They attack somebody? Guards arrest them. They kill somebody? Guards kill them. No revives, they have to make a new lvl 1 character from scratch.

I don't care if your char is lvl 14 or 15, if he runs around stabbing villagers he gets killed by a group of law-abiding lvl 20 NPCs.

>>55050441
>I'm a gay DM the post

Just tell them not to be shits, don't passive aggressively throw in mary sue NPCs

>>55050304
I don't know about Kappas, but with Fae you could just have them teleport, or turn their sword into a feather or some weird shit.

I've never understood how people portray fey.

People usually run them as chaotic tricksters,

But then hold them accountable to faerie law and contracts.

To me, I find the law part more interesting. I run fey as less gypsies and more as lawful eldritch terrors of nature. They follow laws older than mankind, and that is what makes them such assholes. If their law says to punish any slight, they are physically unable to break that law just as simply as water has to run downstream.

>>55044986
They aren't killing anyone dead when they've got a cock in their mouth.

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>>55050753
>water has to run downstream.
>He's never been to the Feywild

>>55044270
Well, I gave away the ending already, but Snatch
"Have you ever crossed the road, and looked the wrong way? A car's nearly on you? So what do you do? Something very silly. You freeze. Your life doesn't flash before you, 'cause you're too fuckin' scared to think - you just freeze and pull a stupid face. But the pikey didn't. Why? Because he had plans of running the car over." - Turkish

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>>55037243
Ravioli ravioli don't lewd the dragon loli

>>55052283
My man

>>55052283
Ravioli ravioli the dragon loli lewds you.

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>>55052429
That's fine

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I too browse /a/ and jack it to 2D

>>55051124
See, that's what I'm talking about. Why are fey law abiding nature spirits, and yet everything they do is chaotic and randumb. The feywilds shouldn't be this mystical topsy-turvy Alice in Wonderland. It should be pure nature unbound, untouched by man.

>>55021049
Pls I need the heartwarming Cirnomom sauce

>>55053429
That sounds pretty fucking lame, anon

>>55053429
Imagine going to the feywilde is like being a dog with a new owner. For years and years you had one set of rules (barking once is okay but twice is not, you can go on the couch but not on the bed, if you fetch the ball you get a treat) but now the new house has new rules (barking is NEVER okay, you can go on the bed, you have to jump or crawl for a treat instead of retrieve). The world is mostly the same but suddenly you don't really understand one or two of the core rules anymore.

If the new owner wanted, he could make you wear a stupid dog shirt but what are you going to do about it? He could choose to whelp you with a hunting stud from another kennel. You can't understand whats happening in the new normal but if you spend enough time there you could learn the rules.

Burn their trees, salt their lands and smite their people with cold iron. FUCK the fair folk.

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>>55052528
Well aren't you special, snowflake

>>55050753
>>55053429
The way I see it it's not that they don't follow laws, it's that their laws are so different from ours that they appear to be arbitrary and nonsensical.

They're only "chaotic and randumb" because regular people used to regular laws and regular physics don't see the underlying patterns. Why do they invite one visitor for tea and biscuits while the next visitor gets strung up by his toes and slowly flayed alive? It's not because they're random, it's because the second one did something wrong, which might be something so minute, insignificant, or even outside the poor bastard's control that an outside observer won't even realize there was any significant difference to begin with. And this concept plays out on all levels.

Why does a certain waterfall run upwards in the Feywild? It's not because of random bullshit, it's because our laws of gravity don't apply the same way and there's something else entirely that determines which way water flows. Nature is just as "lawful" as it is elsewhere, it just follows a set of laws that occasionally seems like such bullshit to us that it's hard to see the difference with pure chaos.

For all practical intents and purposes interacting with them is the same as interacting with a force of pure chaos, because it's unlikely that you'll live long enough to figure out the details of their byzantine system of laws and customs, but that doesn't mean they actually ARE chaotic.

>>55052429
>>55052283
She already has a girl she likes, be nice to her.

Or she'll destroy you.

>>55055435
>>55052528
HFiFS was a mistake.

>>55022996
Well if she has half a brain its a verbal not magical pact that she needs to be alive to release the spell afterwards and seeing as it probably does not take any maintaing energy it should remain after her death unless broken.

>>55057389
There's literally nothing wrong with tanned cirno

>>55057394
Read the thread. We discussed this