This is Morty, say something nice to him.

let me write you a nice message
...
on your heart punkass

>>55015944
He had the coolest backstory of any primarch, and his legion was pretty cool at the start.

>>55015944
He has a plastic model while Armless the Harmless continues to languish as 20 year old manlet finecrap.

>>55016041
Abaddon has FW model.

>>55015980
>almost died from asthma while climbing a mountain to kill his adoptive dad (1)

>>55016063
The fugly face and retarded "hug me" somehow make that one even worse.

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>>55015944
Hey Morty
I'm a pickle
PICKLE RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!

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>>55015944
your wings are way too small and your model looks like shit

>>55015944
Why do they keep making flying models? they always look like shit.

>>55015944
He kinda looks like scarecrow

>>55015944
You're not the WORST primarch.

Hell, you're not quite the worst traitor primarch, even. LORGAR

>>55015944

I think you look great Mortarion, good to finally see you. Wish you seven blessings of Nurgle in the coming ventures.

Ahh Mortarian the saint of gas masks and smelly farts. I knew him well.

>>55019136
The Saint we deserve.

>>55016103
Now change it to be Perturabo shouting that.

>>55015944
Nice floating skills, Morty!

>>55015944
Out of all the traitors, he came the closest to having a reason for betraying the emperor.

>>55015944
Your tactics pre-heresy were among the more reasonable of the Legions.

>>55015944
>Skull face
>still needs a gasmask
lmao

>>55015944
Nice heart tattoo