Painfully bad tabletop

There's also Racial Holy War, though it's more just strange ramblings than an actual system considering the thing's half finished.

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>>55004785
Gangrape

Interesting social justice experiment, or fucked up gangrape roleplay? You decide!

Honestly, a bit of both probably.

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>>55004860
Violence

Maybe not too painfully bad, since it is satire, but very 3edgy5me.

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>>55004785
DnD (any edition), play a caster and handle every problem short of eldritch horrors by the time you get level 3 spells, or play a martial and become totally irrelevant for anything except raw damage (and even then you'll need a magic weapon) by level 5. Literally only popular because of pop-cultural significance and marketing despite being one of the most mechanically convoluted, disjointed, poorly balanced RPGs on the market.

But around here people think that opinion, or even just stating objective facts to support it, is some kind of deliberate bait or trolling.

>>55004785
Via the New Legends.

Do you like player agency? FUCK YOU! The best form of tabletop is a computer roguelike translated to pen and paper. By the way, here are rules on how to roll dice; if you don't physically pick it up and throw it the way the rules specify, your roll does not count.

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>>55004880
Normality

What is it? I'm not sure. It's like something killed several other RPGs and then made a suit out of their skins. Lets you roleplay being schizophrenic just by reading it.

>>55004900

Childhood is thinking D&D is a shit RPG and everyone who plays them must be some kind of stooge.

Adulthood is realizing that nobody plays D&D per RAW and D&D homebrew campaigns are the best thing tabletop has to offer.

>>55004900
Just don't play martials. Problem solved!

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>>55004969
>D&D homebrew
The only thing legitimately worse than D&D by itself. It's always some dumbasses "fixes" that solve nothing and make things arbitrarily more tedious.

>>55004900
There's always one.

Not entirely wrong, but I'm talking PAINFULLY bad games.

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>>55004945
Sonic RPG

Nothing more to say.

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>>55004969
You hit on a good point here, but not in the way you think.

Everyone homebrews fixes to DnD problems, and so that becomes THEIR idea of DnD, and they get super defensive when DnD is "attacked" because THEIR version of DnD doesn't have those problems (and if it does, they'll homebrew more fixes!).

The problems with this are two-fold however.
1. 99.9% of Homebrew is shit yet 100% of homebrewers think THEIRS isn't.
2. Having to fix a system doesn't mean the system is good, quite the opposite actually.

>>55004900
>(any edition)
That is just blatantly wrong.

>>55005016
>>55005079

You guys obviously haven't read my homebrew then.

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>>55005062
The Window

Actually not that bad in terms of design; but my god, the pretension is enough to choke a horse.

>>55005113
>Don't you have a containment thread to be in somewhere?
We're already in it.

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>>55005079
>>55005095
True D&D has never been tried.

>>55004785

>No table of contents

Is it only 5 pages?

>>55005079
>>55005092
>>55005113
Fucksake. Speaking of containment threads...

>>55005187
Actually it has, it's called Adventure League, and the fact that it's universally HATED kinda just reinforces what >>55005079 was saying.

>>55005213
Close. Or at least there are 5s in the number: 545 pages of drek.

>>55004785

> 545 pages

nigga I aint reading all that

>>55005237
I mean I guess there could be gold buried in there somewhere, but I've never made it more than 30 pages in a sitting. That's if I make it past the idiocy of gnomes.

>>55005016
>>55005079
>>55005187

I don't understand the "homebrew" meme. The only time I've ever heard of people homebrewing stuff is when an OP is complaining that a specific table doesn't give the specific output they are looking for.

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Kromore, neat concept, but the setting and rules are a total bore, not even so bad its good, just completely uninspired and at times unclear. The races are probably some of the most boring I have seen in a fantasy setting.

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>>55005251
Charmed RPG

I mean I guess if you're REALLY into the show maybe it's ok, but otherwise...

>>55005237
>>55005260

That's garbage. Any gold deserves to be buried.

>>55005292

That's disappointing because that cover art is sick.

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>>55005294
Hattery

I think it's a joke, but it's a fuckin weird one.

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>>55005317
I already dislike gnomes in most settings, but this shit takes it a perverse level of hatred. They're like kender on steroids.

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>>55005346
It's a real shame really the book has a mix of really good and really bad art

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>>55005374
Spacepunx

Punk Rock IIIINNN SPAAAAAACE!!! I'm sure I would have loved it when I was 15.

Outbreak undead

Ever want to play a game with needlessly complicated character creation?
Ever wanted to play a game that claims to be a realistic survival game, but makes carrying another person almost impossible?
Ever want to play a zombie apocalypse game where attacking humans makes your weapons substantially more likely to break?

The looting/crafting system was cool though.

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>>55005501
Homicidal Transients

Supposedly a joke about murderhobos, but sorely lacking in actual humor.

>>55005628
Well, I think I'm out.

>>55004945
Good lord. This is a piece of absurdist art. This is like "This House Has People In It" in tabletop form. Some of the pages are in Japanese. Is this even playable?

>>55004860
In before, during, and after overused joke about how four out of five people enjoy the game

>>55005912
That's Chinese, not Japanese.