Pic related enters the 40k galaxy and is tasked with fixing the

He'd give up on it.

Or realize that orks are way cooler and "fixes" the imperium by putting orks in charge.

>>55000687

Or teleport to Earth and repurpose the Golden Throne as a gigantic bong.

>>55000671
Nope. Rick is incapable of recognizing any authority, so he scoffs at the Emperor and is executed for his heresy. Alternatively Rick goes into kiss ass mode and bides his time until he can build a working portal gun. That or Tzeentch possess him.

>>55000700

>smoking the reefer in the hollow skull of Big E
>"Yeah, his spirit or whatever reached out to me and said this was cool."

>>55000671
There's no way Rick would give a single shit about fixing the Imperium.
He'd just fuck off to some far-off corner of the Galaxy and do whatever the fuck he wanted, or you know, just leave that dimension, because it's a total shitshow, and he can practically do that on a whim.

>>55000671
This question becomes infinitely more interesting if he is instead trying to destroy the imperium. Bonus points if he can do it without chaos winning

sage this cancer

>>55000785
He fixes the Golden Throne so that Emps comes back to life and Chaos is BTFO. Emps then destroys the Imperium because it's not what he wanted at all.

Why would a human dark eldar try to fix the imperium?

>>55000671
He's basically Cawl crossed with Fabius Bile crossed with Trazyn.

He'd be instantly ripped in two as Slaanesh and Tzneetch go to war for his soul. Gork and Mork make popcorn.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

>>55001399
Bumping just to spite you, faggot. Fuck off back to /tv/

>>55000671
>one of the most anti-authoritarian anarchists in all fiction, to the point of disrupting an organization made by and for the exclusive benefit of thousands of copies of himself, is "tasked" with doing something
lmao

>>55000671
He'd get bored and wander off, most likely. He need some sort of personal stake in it to even consider half-assing it.

>>55001399
You know don't have to reply to or even read threads about things you don't like, right?

>>55000940
To piss off Chaos, which think they're better than him.

Rick is walking scifi bullshit, so the imperium can't kill him. Rick is completely against any authority that isn't his own, so the imperium wants to kill him.

Depends if he takes his mary sue and plot armor bullshit with him.

>>55000671
Rick would fuck Chaos and everything else. Chaos gods aint got shit on him

>>55000671
He destroys the Imperium in an afternoon for a galleon jug of schezwan sauce promised by the Chaos Gods. He then destroys Chaos for not ponying up.

>>55000671
Dude, he won't even be able to save a boltgun wound

Bazinga

I'd reckon he'd inadvertently become a very powerful Daemon Prince of Tzeentch, Slaanesh or Nurgle, depends what mood he's in that day, then probably destroy the imperium and then most of the chaos space marines before giving up, somehow reverting the apotheosis and going home.