Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1689: The Jumper Foundation Edition

>>54985143
>The Jumper Foundation
What's that?

>SJ's explanation for why Generic Childhood is a pile of broken powers
>It's just more wanking herself off, excusing the powers as thematics and throwing shade on Val for doing high power jumps
The total lack of self awareness is hilarious.

Just going to repost this since this was the last post of the previous thread.

Where can I find no accident powers? So that way I don't blap someone with super strength.

Also, my own personal question is can Solar's from the Exalted-Solar's jump make Firearms and drive charms or are we limited to the 25 colleges of ability

>>54985167
>You can get enough power to beat Goku in another jump so it's totally fine if I have a 400cp conceptual immunity to everything perk in my jump based on children's stories like Calvin and fucking Hobbes.
Does anyone else just get this...I don't know, stench of SJW from SJ-chan? Not the same philosophy but the same way of speaking and getting all self important/hypocritical?

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Has you Jumper ever been effectively contained once you were starting to get 'powerful' enough? What methods were used? How did the Foundation in SCP dealt with you?

>>54985187
Maybe "Knows His Own Strength" from Young Justice?

>>54985187
>can Solar's from the Exalted-Solar's jump make Firearms and drive charms

Honestly speaking, that's pretty much just a reskin of Archery and Ride/Sail charms.

>>54985187
Pretty sure Heavens has said yes. The only reason Sidereals can't normally make Drive or Firarms charms is because they can't make new charms period.

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Are you ready?

>>54985274
>>54985254
Thanks, that covers that angle.

>>54985227
I'm saving Young Justice for later when I have more companions. Do you know another one?

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>>54985290
Give it up, anon.

>>54985307
Behold the new charm:
Gloriously Strapped Solar
Cost: 3m, 1wp or 5m, 1wp
Mins: Firearms 4, Essence 3
Type: Simple
Keywords: Combo-OK, Holy, Obvious
Duration: One scene
Prerequisite Charms: ??? (something something special Essence bullets)

The Solar shapes his Essence into a firearm. This Charm is identical to Glorious Solar Saber, except that it creates artifact firearms and similar weapons.

>>54985335
>Gloriously Strapped Solar
I expected lewd and was disappointed.

>>54985335
I mean isn't there a perk in Exalted-Solars to GSS every weapon properties included? You don't really need this.

>>54985357
Ditto

>>54985357
Well, if you can think of a way to lewd a Drive or Firearms charm, be my guest.

>>54985368
This is a Charm. Charms don't take CP.

>>54985199
>>54985167
I dunno meng but YJ Anon is just dropping bombs on her argument left and right. It's some satisfying shiet.

>>54985219
They asked me to stay put, I said okay. I take every "you can't contain me" perk I come across, so that's pretty much the only way I can be contained.

>>54985187
DC has a precision perk, and Worm has a power to limit collateral damage. There's also Nonlethal Rounds from Jet Set Radio Future which describes itself as knowing how not to hurt people too seriously, though it might only apply to combat.

>>54985187
There's a perk in Mount and Blade that would help. Think it's called knockout.

>>54985219
>Restarted!Chain
The Foundation agreed to supply me with several dozen bars of caramel-filled dark chocolate each day. I agreed to cooperate with non-invasive tests or those not designed to be painful. It worked out pretty well.

I also took SCP-682 off their hands in the end. Kept him in a Pokeball and eventually unleashed him on Commorragh. He found the idea of exterminating an entirely race vastly amusing. Of course he tried to start with me, but that didn't work out too well for him. Once I put his jaw back into place, he conceded that the pain elves would be a more constructive use of his time.

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How do you write the introductions of canon character purchases when you are in different factions/places but you are fiat-destined to meet.

>>54985187
Chronicles of Narnia has That Civilized Strength specifically for super strength.

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>>54985596
Pretty sure Restarted!Jumper promoted Xenocide at least three times now. It's hard to keep track. He was getting a little tired of the multiverse's shit after Jump 40.

>>54985399
>>54985167
The level of salt coming from SJ over high power jumps existing is fucking pathetic.

>other jumpmakers let you be powerful, that justifies me making this random hodgepodge of pop culture references and stupid fiat powers and calling it Generic Childhood

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>>54985596
I see no issues with this.

>>54985558
>
What did you use to keep his adaptability ability to adapt to your attacks ?

>>54985162
Good question. If you had a charity foundation, what would it be for and how successful would it be?

Breaking news: The person who thought putting a werewolf perk in Les Miserable is appropriate is a total retard.

More news at 9.

Build for the weakness of Beatrice

https://pastebin.com/VsRtMZDa

>>54985680
There's a werewolf perk in Les Miserable? I didn't know there was even an adaptation involving werewolves to vaguely justify it.

>>54985143
>Discord
https://discord.gg/454MMUS

>>54985708
Can we ban this guy, already? He knows that no one wants him, yet he comes here to post this shit anyways, just to annoy us.

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>>54985659
>Restarted!Jumper
Do you mean what did I use to keep him from adapting to my attacks? I didn't use anything special. The Pokeball worked because he didn't have time to adapt to being digitized before he was already trapped in the ball. As for ripping his jaw off, I just used brute strength for that. I don't use them much, but I accidentally picked up a lot of super strength Perks. After that I just let him rampage around Commorragh. I never intended to fight him.

So 682 is still wandering around the Warhammer 40k universe somewhere. I kind of hope to come back to find he has wandered into the Warp and is chowing down on demons and traitor legions.

Some Young Justice questions, if you're on YJ_Anon:

Can we import a suit into bio-suit and have it's normal functions effectively be something it shapeshifts into? I really like the resizing capabilities of it.

Can the Reach Scarab learn how to make new things? Same question as the bio-suit, is it possible to get an import for it?

In Generic Creepypasta are the program copies made with Glitch+Blight loyal to you, or do you have some way of controlling them?

Also had some more combo suggestions for Generic Creepypasta, if you're still taking them.

ESP + Mark to talk to marked people telepathically regardless of range.
Pocket Realm + Myth - your realm is spoken of in legends alongside the lands of the fae, Avalon, and Atlantis.
ESP + Glitch - you can psychically control machines without having to enter them.
Spawn + Eternal - you can imbue an arbitrary number of your spawn with an arbitrary number of revivals, and top them up with contact.
Ritualist + Eternal - instead of waiting to be revived you can be brought back by a ritual. Still only once per jump.
Pocket Realm + Demograph - you get information on anyone who enters your pocket realm.

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>>54985219
I actually started Xiaolin Showdown being sealed in a mountain. Jack unsealed me to help take over the world.

He meant to do it at half power, but I wooshed out of there to fast for him to deploy the Jumper seal-bots. After I took him under my wing as my dark apprentice in evil (and business management), I taught him to improve them. Including by installing an xbox so any imprisoned souls would get distracted from trying to escape.

>>54985562
I just try to make up something that sounds like it fits the situation. For example, I'm pretty sure I will meet my one of my soon-to-be WoW companions by trying to summon the Light into the physical world with the power of racism, and failing so hard I somehow accidentally summoned a naga instead.

>>54985357
Hey, what one Charm can do another can improve.

All-Penetrating Cupid's Endowments
Cost: (+1wp)
Mins: Firearms 5, Essence 4
Type: Supplemental
Keywords: Combo-OK, Emotion
Duration: Permanent
Prerequisite Charms: Gloriously Strapped Solar.

All is fair in love and war, and the Solar excels at both by combining them. This Charm enhances it's prerequisite. Whenever the Solar makes a successful attack with the created artifact firearm, the target experiences an orgasm instead of any levels of damage, rolling the original attack's dicepool against their DV to determine it's intensity. At the Storyteller's discretion, aiming for the genitals or other erogenous zones may add stunt dice. The Storyteller is also advised to drink heavily if he intends to run a game with this Charm.

This Charm has no effect on targets that would not normally experience orgasms unless it is repurchased at Essence 5 to pleasure the least gods, Wyld-patterns or other mystic forces making up the target. Unfortunately, because it's prerequisite is Holy this Charm will always result in a painful rash if used on Creatures of Darkness.

>>54985720
> The Pokeball worked because he didn't have time to adapt to being digitized before he was already trapped in the ball.

I doubt that would work for long. The whole 'he didn't had time to adapt' has never stopped him. One SCP ate him almost whole before he had time to do anything and then he started adapting. Trapping him in magical/technological devices has also never lasted.

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>>54985290
Yes.

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>>54985735
For both of those Young Justice questions, sure. An import for the Scarab is something I should do in hindsight. The Bio-Suit can already be applied to an imported costume.

Yes, they are loyal. And thanks for the combination ideas; I'm always on the lookout for more.

>>54985752
>All-Penetrating Cupid's Endowments
Cool
>Prerequisite Charms: Gloriously Strapped Solar.
This should have the essence enhanced bullet charm (which, as I based the charm on the Archery tree, would be akin to Essence Arrow Attack) as a prerequisite instead. Possibly with a mote surcharge rather than willpower.

Then again, I spent way too much time making Charms over on White Wolf's site, before Onyx Path was a thing.

>>54985290
No, I'm not ready at all.

IN FACT, I GOT LOTS MORE PLANS!

>>54985811
You're a right badass and a well spoken one too.

Keep on doing the good work you do.

>>54985811
Thank you. Glad you like the combos.

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>>54985774
>Restarted!Jumper
I could list off all the various magic and technological advancements I've crammed into the Pokeballs since I'm started tinkering with them at Jump 1, but that would be a long, long list. Suffice it to say there's a massive list of effects operating on both magical and technological principles from across the multiverse. I was pretty sure it would hold him for a few decades until my Benefactor dumped me into a new hell world for him to play in.

>>54985850
Thank you, anon.

>>54985866
You're welcome! Also, if you happened to be looking for the effects of ESP+Glitch it's actually already a combo under Glitch+Disruption Field.

>>54985907
I saw that, I was just thinking it would be a different way to achieve a similar effect. A flavor difference really. I wouldn't have posted it if I hadn't seen you already had an option featuring multiple potential choices. Glitch+ESP/Disruption Field is a bit more succinct than the massive biome/mutate/spawn combination option though, so I left that suggestion in.

>>54985942
Oh, yeah, that does make more sense. I see what you mean.

What are some perks/items for building a max security prision?

The sage of SJ continues. Apparently the relatively minor-mid level powers the Generic Parenting Jump are equal to total invincibility and global conceptual powers.

And getting offended at someone politely critiquing their jump too. It's not okay to say something isn't what the SJW-Chan says it is guysss.

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How do I merge my companions into hideous amalgams?

>>54985986
Stop cross-posting. Those who care are watching and the rest of us don't want to hear about the waste of space that is SJ.

>>54985975
just by the one in injustice felling that Rick and Morty as a Rick will let you do that since Rick built a prison once
http://rickandmorty.wikia.com/wiki/Clackspire_Labyrinth

>>54986000
Just take their souls and smack them together or something. Something like just putting them into an object via a jump import so that they're one being. I created companions via summoning then eventually took their souls and turned them into a crystal and used the Steven Universe to merge them with myself. Something like that.

>>54986000
Bionicle and Steven Universe have some easy fusion perks that are temporary.

Then the Yugioh Hero's Jump, I can't recall the full name right now, has a bunch of Fusion perks too that last as long as they are willing but if I remember correctly its only 2 at a time unless multiple people have the/a fusion ability inwhich you can just keep fusing.

IE Companions A, B, C, D, and E all take Fusion. A fuses with B to become AB, B still has an unused Fusion power so AB combines with C to become ABC and C has an unused Fusion power so they Fuse with D to become ABCD and then D has an unused Fusion so they combine with whoever else.

So when you need multiple companions for something just have them unfuse but otherwise you can just have your 8 companions fuse all together into some horrific algamation.

Even better is that one of the fusion options lets you fuse to a machine so have the 8th one take that and have all 8 companions merge together and then merge with some mech or something.

Hope this helps.

>>54986000
Buy the Potara Earrings and have your companions put them on. Then give one to another companion. Then again. Repeat until you have a new companion with all the memories and powers of your old companions, but only sometimes acts like one or another of them.

>>54985986
I love how she tries to make it everyone else's fault that her jumps are weird, fucked up works of nonsense. We just don't understand her vision, guys! We need to stop being so condescending, and then we'll get it.

>>54986014
Some of us who are watching want to talk about the trainwreck as it happens, and this is the best place for that, even if it annoys you. It's not like the thread is bustling with activity right now, is it?

>>54986062
Pretty much this. You can bet your butt if you tried to call her out on how much of a wanker she's acting like on SB you'd get banned.

>>54985986
I didn't really see what you meant with the SJW comparison before, if this is you, but that comment really does make it sink in. "You're bad for not agreeing with my ideas and obviously you were trying to tell me how to do work". Just swap in Mansplaining and something about it being because she's a girl and you'd have a picture perfect social justice tumblerina.

>>54985167
>throwing shade
Everyone in /jc/ is entirely too nerdy to use this phrase.

>>54986092
The hidden thug life of /jc/ is on the rise. Better watch out next time you poke your head out.

>>54986092
Stealing urban slang is the new cool nerdy thing to do, bruh.

>>54986092
I've tried to use

>throw hands

in everyday conversation. It went slightly worse than the time I tried to use kudos with reference to the time I "accidentally" smashed a gym window with a pepsi bottle rocket.

>>54986062
My favorite bit of that whole tirade was how she can't conceive of The Goonies, Calvin & Hobbes, Encyclopedia Brown, or any of a half-dozen more settings being made into Jumps. Hell she calls out Winnie the Pooh as one she can't see being made into a Jump and we've already got one! I'm seriously laughing at her insane ramblings at this point.

Also, calling YJ condescending, judgmental, and superior for his honest and polite criticism really should earn her a good slap.

>>54986100
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9qYF9DZPdw
You came to the wrong thread motherfucker.

>>54986126
>SJ is literally being a hysterical woman who needs a firm slap to the face to regain her senses

>>54985143
>not eclipse edition

You had one job, OP.

>>54986154
>Amerocentric poster
muh oppression. Can't you tell this is SJW land now?

>>54986167
>SJW land
Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut.

>>54986154
>eclipse
Most of us are from China

>>54986153
SJ could be a guy and I'd still recommend a good slapping. Sometimes dumb asses ranting wildly need a good slap.

>>54986167
The only groups more Amerocentric than SJWs are the various nationalist groups that openly admit to only caring about America. Even then, they still admit Mexico might be a different environment.

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What are some good ideas for curses? And before you ask, I don't mean swearing.

Both "silly" and "serious" ideas are needed.

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Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>54985290
>>54986154
I don't usually do this, but...

Roll to seduce.

>>54985975
My Hero Academia has "Big Dick Walking," which gives you a number of bonuses centered around building, maintaining and administrating a prison rated to hold supervillians without needing super employees.

>>54986218
the Chronicles of Narnia has the deplorable word which Is arguably the most powerful curse,OOTS has some pretty good ones as well

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>>54986218
Curse them TO DIE FROM NOTHING BUT OLD AGE!

They will be forced to watch themselves slowly grow feeble!

They will never have an honorable death in combat!

There will be no glory in what they do, since they will have no risks!

Truly, it will be a terrible curse!

>>54986218
Assuming you are talking about curses that you make yourself rather than perk bought.

>Silly
A curse to make all cheese taste like lettuce
A curse to make every member of the family have yellow eyes.
A curse that changes fate so that the subject will run into at least one clown a day. No matter the circumstances

>Serious
The roof of any building you sleep in becomes covered in poisonous spiders at night.
Whenever you eat meat a frog works it's way up your throat and jumps out.
Alcohol becomes Cyanide
Darkness burns your skin like a reverse vampire

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>>54986218
>Silly
+ May your eyelashes always land in your eyes.
+ May your soup always arrive cold and your sodas flat.
+ May you constantly have a popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth.
+ May you always forget what you came into a room for.

>Serious
+ You may no longer speak or write with vowels.
+ May your toenails grow only inwards.
+ For every time you do not speak the truth, you will lose a finger.
+ May the Grue find you whenever you are surrounded by darkness.

>>54986218
I dunno, curse girls so the slightest movement causes their chest to bounce like it's trying to break free?

Curse people so that everyone around them always think they're the one who dealt it?

>>54986218
Sexual or embarrasing curses are always the best. Though sadly that hentai genre is lacking in good content.

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>>54986218

>>54986334
I'll bring it up on QQ unless you want to do so. Maybe ask Cthulhu to add it to the Generic Magical Girl Hentai Jump on the Deadly Sins origin

>>54986218
A curse of misfortune that affects those near the target, but never the target themselves. The longer people spend in proximity to the cursed, the greater the effect.

>>54986396
How's the superhero one going?

It's the day of the eclipse. So, jumpers, which radical supernatural eclipse do you prefer? Berserk or Castlevania? Or do you have a different favorite?

>>54986408
From what I can tell Zenaku is pretty far along. With just a few powersets needing their powers flushed out along with some items (I think, it's entirely possible that Zenaku is done with this part and I just don't know) and drawbacks

So quick question regarding Infernals. Do Third Circle and/or below demons grow in power as you do? Like if at jump 5 I make all of my Third Circles, at jump 500 would they be around my level or still at jump 5s if they did not train or anything?

>>54986308
>>54986320
A curse that changes fate so that the subject will run into at least one clown a day. No matter the circumstances.
+ May your eyelashes always land in your eyes.
+ May you always forget what you came into a room for.

Those aren't silly at all! They're fiendish! You monsters!

>>54986263
The deplorable word only worked in Charn

>>54986536
It's an item in the Chronicles of Narnia jump.

>>54986567
Yeah... I just saw it. That's scary

Phewee, even ASA is laying down the divine smack on SJW.

>>54986583
Imagine if a clown jumper got it.

>>54986632
I believe said clown already has The Deplorable Word

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>>54986218
A curse to return the treasure/grave goods/sacred relics/signed manga that was stolen to it's pedastrel, leaving only pinecones and yew leaves in the thieve's pockets.

A curse to turn people into a werepenguin. Never turn anyone into a werewolf, that's just asking for them to become a big hero by taming their curse.

The Midas curse is a classic. To avoid collapsing economies you might actually need, I suggest replacing gold with the target's own currency.

And sometimes simple is best. You'd be surprised how inconvenient a curse of absolute honesty and accuracy can be.

>>54986428
I must say the Usurpation of Fire in DS3 has a certain appeal to, even though I'm against the Usurpation itself.

Actually, I think I'll make something like that be my version of Evil Arc's red moon. Except y'know, with more tentacles. Or-arms? Wings? I'm not sure what to call something that's feathery and looks like it evolved out of a starfish, but also suggests beaks and claws in places.

>>54986684
>The Midas curse is a classic. To avoid collapsing economies you might actually need, I suggest replacing gold with the target's own currency.

Or candy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qp0WBiME_fM

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What is some of the better enchanting perks?

>>54986764
Candy is the universal currency. Even ants accept it. You need to be careful what you ask for there, though.

What can Narnian magic do?

>>54986764
Can always count on skittles for fucked up stuff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yPaLq1EpQw

>>54986787
generic isekai (upgrade)

>>54986830
Convert you to Christianity.

>>54986849
Hellsing's already done that

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>>54986764
Nah, >>54986788 knows what's up. A plague of candy's just begging for a plague of roaches, which spread plagues of smaller parasites, and once it starts rotting is a beacon for a plague of fruit flies-

-and the next thing you know, you're releasing grizzly bears to take care of the wolves you used against the weasals you unleashed on the plague of cane toads you originally wanted to take care of the situation.

Plagueception. Not even once.

>>54986787
The divine smithing capstones from Viking Saga and God of War, the Lore of Metal from Dogs of War, all the mana nodes from Age of Ice, most of the lands from Zendikar/Innstrad/Kamigawa, Artifact Savant from Marvel Magic, Magitek Mastery from FF6 and Elven Enchantment from LOTR.

>>54986864
>-and the next thing you know, you're releasing grizzly bears to take care of the wolves you used against the weasals you unleashed on the plague of cane toads you originally wanted to take care of the situation.
Just release humans to take care of the bears. Something something we were the real monsters all along.

>>54986914
And then Gaia is calling for help, and Angel Notes happens.

>>54986989
And then you have a confused pileup of Velber and True Demons interrupting each others' genocide.

>>54985167
The thing I don't understand is why there's no drawbacks for childhood superstitions or monsters being real. They're both vivid parts of childhood, and having to be careful not to step on cracks lest you cripple your mother and having to hide under the bed until you hear the scraping of claws go away would add a lot to the jump.

>>54986999
And in another space-time continuum Xanatos smiles. Just as planned.

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>>54987014

>>54987011
Because behind all the excuses and pretenses, it's not reaaally about being a child. It's a chance to offer powers people will want and thus get her more popularity. She even talks about some stuff to that effect, purposefully ignoring things that fit the setting just to make things that appeal to the ones she wants to notice her. And since her favoured community is SB....you get a jump that seems to focus very, very little on children and childhood, whether it be a realistic or fantastic version of anyone's childhood.

And of course, the requisite shit/shade to be flung against any other jump people bring up as comparisons.

>>54987011
Because it's not actually about childhood.

It's "here's a bunch of powers I know people will want with a vague pretense."

And then SJ felt the need to throw it up here even when she knew it'd just cause shit.

>>54987130
but muh popularity on a forum I never go to

Oh no wait, I remember her reason. The same one Echo trotted out. "As long as even one person enjoys it including myself, I'll fuck it up for everyone else here and run from the consequences."

How can I stop people from being able to reverse engineer my technology, other than adding a magical bit they can't replicate?

>>54987211
Young Justice perk.

>>54987211
Perk in Young Justice, I want to say somewhere in the Drop-in line.

Is anybody working on a Vikings jumpchain?

>>54987163
who the fuck actually enjoyed it though

>>54987163
Amusingly enough, the same people who just a few days ago were all bitching about Val making too strong things are all coming out in support of SJW against the mean bullies ASA and YJ-Anon and declaring how great they find the most unbalanced, power grabby jump seen in months.

>>54987226
>>54987229
Thanks.
I'd hoped to do my superhero arc later but if that's the only option I will have to take it.

>>54986864
>>54986833
Thanks for these you two, wanted to be like Odin and just slam enchantments down on my stuff.

>>54987231
I doubt it.

>>54985290
I've got the demon blood (fucking took me too many wasted goats to gather it all) and I got the ritual athame. The ritual circle's already in place, marked it down just last week.

Meet me at the park in about three hours, make sure to bring the goods.

Either a Benefactor is summoned, or we make complete fools of ourselves.

>>54987300

In that case, I'd like to work on it.

>>54987337
What if you summon the Goat from Goat Simulator instead?

>>54987353
Then all fucking hell breaks loose as the GoatSim Goat is clearly an eldritch deity with a loose grasp on sanity and physics.

I see no downsides.

>>54987337
Really, even if it's the former, the latter is all but inevitable.

>>54987337
If you succeed on summoning the Benefactor, would you mind putting a good word for those of us who are europoors?

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>>54987373
>Not constantly making a fool of yourself in your daily life just to appear more 'entertaining' in case of some omnipotent being is watching you
Do I have a problem?

>>54987402
So long as you're laughing too, I think the pratfalls are worth it.

>>54987402
>pic
Hrm. Space Marine Stormtroopers and Librarian Vader.
That gives me an idea for my trip through the OT jump.

>>54987264
Val bases her shit off of canon though, whereas it seems SJ pulled this exclusively out of her ass. It may as well be an OC jump of a completely homebrew setting.

>>54987373
I mean, as great a point as you make, it's gonna be worse if the former doesn't occur.

But nothing ventured, nothing gained. At least it might make a good Youtube video.

>>54987381
Even if the Benefactor winds up being one of those psychotic sonsabitches?

>>54987264
It gets worse. Those same people are now declaring that ASA "HAS NO RIGHT" to force his opinions on SJ-chan...even though they're outright making up the opinions he's forcing on her and deliberately misinterpreting him to attack him. In reality he's just pointing out how her reasoning and creation are at odds with each other.

Hypocrisy is alive and well over there, as always.

>>54985719
>Discord
https://discord.gg/454MMUS

>>54987011
It also needs drawbacks for things like being a nose picker or a bed wetter.

Can Space Marines be Blanks in canon?

>>54987451
BUT MUH VAL FAVRITISM GAIZ

ASA. My dude. You're not going to get through to them. It's just not going to be a thing today.

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>>54987445
>Even if the Benefactor winds up being one of those psychotic sonsabitches?


I will take what it offers. Unless is one of those 'challenges' that only offer a few perks.

Those are shit and should stay out of this thread.

>>54987475
No man. No. Let the hero fight. Even if he doesn't get through, he proves a point and makes a shit load of entertainment. Just look at them try and whine about someone from here the next time and point out this incident.

ASA is a man of the people.

>>54987445
I'm going to disagree with you there. The foolishness will be much more complete when we can do it at the cosmic tier and get kicked out of Olympus. If we do it right, they'll probably hang our pictures by the door.

Who is Exhausted? Is he an SBer or an old Jumpmaker?

>>54987510
He's the guy managing the Discord, and was an IRC-lurker.

Notable for being one of those guys who tried to spark thread-IRC drama ages ago.

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>>54986444
They do grow a bit, but only to a point.

If you create them in jump 5, they'll be weaker than you and be able to grow as you do. Raising their Essence and growing in power... But they cap out around when you reach Essence 8 or equivalent might (Essence 9 for any Fetichs you might have).

At which point, they'd be as powerful as the 3rd Circles of the Yozis (mostly being at Essence 9, Fetichs at 10), and the 2nd Circles will vary but be around the same level as the Yozi's 2nd Circles too.

If you want them to be stronger than the walking natural disasters they'd be then, you'll have to use some kind of out-of-jump shenanigans to empower them further.

>>54987475
Cliff is hilarious though. That guy can only argue when he shifts goalposts left and right and completely misinterprets the stance of the other party. And what's even funnier is that he is apparrently some 30+ guy.

>>54987451
Holy shit the whiteknighting going on now. This is fucking pathetic.

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>Heroic Jumper picks up Reinhardt along with other in the Overwatch jump, Reinhardt is pretty happy that not only was his youth restored but he also gets live fighting evil. This is practically Valhalla for him.

>Many jumps later Jumper and crew arrive in Warhammer 40K, They carve out a mini empire/protectorate and do their best to make the lives of the people under them better.

>Chaos warband shows up because whenever there is happiness the Chaos Gods proceed to fuck it up.

>In the various fighting that happened Jumper linked up with Reinhardt. Chaos Heldrake appears and proceeds to try to murder a bunch of people (some soldiers, but also a bunch of innocent civilians). Reinhardt would have non of that and proceeded to CHARGE the Heldrake, jumping on top of it and smashing it with his hammer until it crashed from the sky.

>Reinhardt emerges from the wreckage with the biggest fucking grin Jumper as seen him with. Jumper, Reinhardt and the surviving soldiers mop up the remaining Chaos forces in the area. They had a party with each other later, where Jumper makes a song/story of Reinhardt the dragon slayer,

And that's how Reinhardt slayed the dragon. I mean sure a Jumper could have taken him instead to some generic fantasy world and given him the chance to kill a dragon there but that's way to easy. (And also I like to separate chains by genre)

>>54987515
Ah, gotcha. He's a prick then; good to know

>>54987489
What, the same people who've been bickering about him behind his back?

I don't pretend to know why ASA is doing what he's doing, but I'm pretty sure there's a good reason why he isn't talking about it all over here. He comes on and off at odd hours, he seems to get on well with Dirge when thread shat on him.

I don't know why he does what he does but I'm pretty sure he's doing it because he wants to not because of anyone else

>>54987510
>>54987515
He's one of several mods on this discord, and not the admin.

Notable for becoming one of the shitposter's preferred namedrops because he once disagreed with Red about something.

>>54987544
Obviously. Just saying it'll have benefits for everyone else later on.

>>54987551
t.Exhausted

>>54987551
>target of the shitposter
>because he disagreed with Red
>who was the shitposter's number 1 target
???

>>54987551
Disagreeing with Red is a Sin. That's like a betrayal of God or eating certain types of sea crustacean

>>54987551
>disagreed with Red

If you call "dragged the disagreement out of IRC to attempt to blackmail and browbeat Black Crusade into something he envisioned," yes.

>>54987574
Your first mistake was believing the shitposter does things that make sense.

>>54987337
I hope the first one!

>>54987568
>>54987574
>>54987589
>>54987591

Shitposting fanboys.

>>54987551
Is English the admin and has anyone seen English in the threads recently?

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>>54986218
Silly- We had an entire thread about it here >>54902178

Serious- May your benefactor only be Bancho, and your companions his fetishes. Really that is the only curse you need. Or you know, just curse them to have a serious case of worms.

>>54987591
Shame that's not actually what happened though.

>>54987536
You're good people, anon. Good people.

>>54987599
Don't you have anything better to do than to whiteknight yourself Exhausted?

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Too sleepy to hop on either bandwagon right now.

Anyways, I've got Sabaton's 'Resist and Bite' playing right now so that leads me to ask a question. Jumpers, were you ever on the disadvantage side in a long battle or a struggle of attrition? Against who, why, and did you ultimately win or have to retreat/surrender?
>>54987337
Put in a good word for me and I promise not to destroy our moon.

>>54987462
There is no reason that prevents them from being a blank, its just that blanks are so ridiculously rare and are usually conscripted by the Ordo Mallus if their found.

The fact that blanks earn the hatred of the people around them just by existing also likely means that either the other space marine recruits would kill them or the instructors who pick potential recruits would be biased against them.

And that's not even getting into the ridiculously fatal implantation procedures for Space Marines.

All those factors combined likely means that its a near impossibility for blanks to make it to full space marines. Still their might be a couple around, people seem to think that Titus from Space Marine was a blank and its possible, he just didn't know it.

So yes Space Marines can be blanks in canon.

>>54987599
>t.Exhausted
>Ah, gotcha. He's a prick then; good to know

... and here's the confirmation, cheers.

>>54987599
>fanboy
Mate, I don't care about Red at all (probably because pretty much none of her jumps are settings that interest me). And I don't use the IRC, so I didn't even see the argument there. But Exhausted is an ass anyway.

>>54987510
Just a shit-stirrer. He hasn't made any contributions to the community, and should just be either ignored or scorned and ignored. Take your pick.

>>54987574
You're thinking it's to attack the guy, it was actually to bring more drama up around Red.

>>54987621
Eh, it's a good way to pass the time between SJ drama developments. Although since we're all posting anonymously, I should really ask you why you keep insulting yourself, Exhausted.

>>54987628

Red :^) take that as you will

>>54987551
Stop apologizing for your bestiality and fetish centered chat.

>>54987635
>forming your opinions of people based off shitposts

You're the reason he still posts here.

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>>54987628
I'm not entirely sure that pumpkin is what it says it is, so I'm going to leave in pic related until we can suss out the truth

>>54987664
t.Exhausted

>>54987661
Sorry about that.

>>54987664
Yes, I do base my opinion of Exhausted on his shitposts.

>>54987632
Thanks anon.

>>54987682
Which ones are those, exactly? I'm having trouble telling.

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>>54986864
>"Why are there cosmic horrors everywhere?!"
"I summoned them to eat all the gods."
>"Why did you want them to eat all the gods?!"
"I apotheosized of a bunch of things to take care of the dragon problem and then they started acting like assholes."
>"What dragon problem?"
"I need dragons from alligators and birds to deal with all of the werewolves."
>"...And, what, you made the werewolves to deal with the vampires you unleashed?"
"Don't be ridiculous. I'd never make a vampire plague."
>"Oh, goo-"
"It was zombies."
>"..."

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ASA had a hard life

>>54987693
Still makes more sense than Aries reasoning from the WW movie.

>>54987689
>>54987689
You throwing an autistic fit against Red on the IRC because you didn't like the black crusade jump.

>>54987698
It's nice to see people calling out SB on SB. The majority of those twat stains are beyond delusional when it comes to jumps and jump making.

>cliff losing an argument
>so now he posts some random bs without having to reply to ASA
Lmao that guy.

>>54987718
Sad, if true. A Jump maker leaving because of some useless, non-contributing individual

>>54987718
And let's not forget dragging it into the thread and misrepresenting what was going on.

>>54987628
In 1984, I was the leader of a Resistance movement against Oceania, though I was going to take out the other two powers after. Oceania had more weapons and men then I did, so I had to focus on guerrilla warfare and spreading the truth, serving as an image and inspiration to the people. This, actually, was something the Party didn't mind at first. It gave the people yet another enemy they could focus on. However, this ended up backfiring on them when they found out people were actually starting to listen to me. And while I didn't have earth shattering power, I was still a Kamen Rider, so killing me was a lot harder then they thought it would be.

Plus, as it turns out, years of waging fake war with the other powers kind of leaves you unsuited for actual war, especially guerrilla war and especially especially against someone that's both really good at strategy and charismatic enough that your people start listening to him instead of you.

>>54987736
I'm amazed he's actually trying to use the author's intention argument given he spends most of his time ignoring or telling others to ignore things in jumps he doesn't like. Only matters when the author intends more power for you I guess.

>>54987708
What was his reason?

>>54987754
SB always argues for more power, it's never about spirit, intent, or common sense reading. Whatever tactic leads to more power is the one they adopt.

>>54987423
>. It may as well be an OC jump of a completely homebrew setting.
Funny enough I think that would end most of my complaints. At least then it would not be a lie of a jump and just be another weird jump for weird powers.

>>54987766
He hated humans, Zeuses creation, because they were perfect, so he corrupted them to show they weren't perfect and constantly incites war, 'cause god of war, and uses the human proclivity toward war and killing as evidence they're morally flawed and should be genocide. Also, utopian tree hugging for lulz.

>>54987784
>Era of Original Setting Jumps when?

>>54987766
>>54987813
Oh, it should also be mentioned that the really OP, hideous weapons and tactics are the result of Aries whispering into humans subconscious.

>>54985219
There is a drawback in one of the MTG jumps that locks you up in a super prison full of demons and crazy planeswalkers for 1,000 years before the jump starts. Once free all of your powers are gone from the years of the prison draining them away.

>>54987820
When Val inevitably claims the last unclaimed setting.

>>54987519
So, Worm_Anon apparently needs 96 (HOLY mother fuck) more powers for that Worm powers update.

THOUGHT EXERCISE
You get tapped to contribute some powers.
(By stealing them from other settings)
What Infernal/Exalted setting abilities would be neat ones to file the serial numbers off of, and how would they look as Worm Powers?

>>54987883
>96 (HOLY mother fuck) more powers
I'd start stealing from 80s and 90s Marvel: cocaine powers, maggot powers, ice cream powers, etc. Just have fun with it.

>>54987813
>>54987841
He just sounds like a bargain bin Satan.

>>54987883
>96 Worm powers
Reminder: they need to be applicable to combat for them to be granted by Entities.

>>54987883
I thought it was 48 more, so that each number in the d8 roll for each power category would correspond to a power. Is he changing it to a d12 roll?

And honestly, I'd just rip off fanfiction. There are plenty of Worm OCs (and far, far too many Taylors In Name Only with OC powers), you could easily fill the list up that way.

>>54987913
>cocaine powers

We already have that one. It's Lung's.

>>54987929
Well, he was a white male.

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>>54987883
If we're stealing from other settings, then Samara/Sadako's powers would be fun.

>>54987913
>cocaine powers
The Merchants want YOU!

>>54987913
>>54987938
http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Snowflame_(New_Earth)

DC did that one better.

>>54987813
Even Injustice Ares sounds better.

>>54987967
I am Snowflame! Every cell of my being burns with white-hot ecstasy. Cocaine is my God -- and I am the human instrument of its will!

-Snowflame

>>54987733

Double dubs of truth

>>54987883
I just want to be Lasserdude. Is that so wrong?

>>54987983
DCAU Aries was fun.

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>>54987883
Chad powers for me.

>>54987883
I hope that's not true. Worm has had a hard enough time with just the current powers, going up to those sorts of numbers is going to be hell for him to think of, write, balance, and then adjudicate after it comes out. Having more powers on option is cool, but that sounds like way too many.

I also I think the quality of them would suffer probably, leaving aside how long it has taken so far, and how much longer that would take.

>>54987883
Why not just take powers from Worm and reflavor them to fit different Classes?

Miss Militia but as a Master, so instead of Weapons, the green glowing orb can become any animal still alive on earth, giving you a versatile, infinitely re-spawning minion.

Browbeat but as a Thinker, giving three different kinds of Precognition that use different vectors to see the future, meaning you'll always have some estimation of whats going to happen, even if some other Thinkers interfere.

Battery but as a Stranger, so that you can charge up the ability to bend sound waves, light waves, even radio and electromagnetic waves around your body, so that you can only be detected via touch.

>>54988009
>>54987708
Anon, Aries is a goat, not a god of war.

>>54987930
Yeah, but "applicable to combat" is a really broad category. More or less any power you can think of can be used in conflict some way. The only one I can think of that wouldn't be viable would be some sort of peace aura, that specifically includes the user so that they can't take advantage of everyone else not fighting.

>>54987337
Remember if one of us gets a chain we send the rest of the thread on their own.

>>54987930
Saying combat is a bit misleading. If you could only have powers useful in direct combat Accord and Dinah wouldn't exist.

oh my god cliff really did it. He went and defended the childhood STD immunity perk. There's literally no low he won't sink to to get his tongue further up SJ's asshole.

>>54988037
Walk into a fight, it stops. Follow the bad guys while talking to the cops on the radio so they can surround them. Walk away.

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>>54987883
Personally... I think I'd just pick the ability to turn into a Murder-Wind like Adorjan from that. Maybe something like CC's desert shintai or SWLiHN's transmuting/mindblasting too.

But the tone of the setting and the internal logic's very different. Feels hard to translate anything from Exalted. I don't think that really works.

>>54988062
Yeah, but that's still de-escalating a conflict. It wouldn't be what the Entities want.

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>>54987337
Reminder that most of us if we can not become a jumper would be fine with turning into a companion even if we never get imported, so long as you give us some perk sharing powers and tell your other companions to share.

>>54988042
>we send the rest of the thread on their own.
Speak for yourself. There's a couple people I'd favor, but the majority can go fuck yourselves.
Tera gets sent on an Anti-chain

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>>54987883
>That many powers

He is going to nerf a lot of the old ones, isn't he?

Still, a proto-endbringer master power would be cool. Just get a summon like Thanatos, but stars much powerful. Maybe a dragon or another eldritch monster?

>>54988091
>Tera gets sent on an Anti-chain
What is that?

>>54988059
His way of doing it is so pathetic too. Did someone mention this guy was over 30? Is he literally doing the actual white knight method in hopes SJ-Chan will notice him?

>>54988065
A wind breaker form would be pretty neat, and there already precedent with the Custodian

>>54988068
The idea would be that it's like a tougher to use offensively Grey Boy... Or whoever it was with the friendship aura. It's not just about how you use it, it's how people kill you anyway. Learning how something could be circumvented, then applying that to other shards, or other restrictions.

>>54988102
It's like a regular chain, but every jump is grimderp. And you get no powers. And it never evens, even when you are kill

>>54988106
Iirc he actually dislikes SJ-chan pretty hard. I bet he's only arguing this so he can feel smug about himself "winning" yet another argument.

>>54987883
>96 (HOLY mother fuck) more powers
Master Power:
Erase the Connections between people. saw this on a wormfic i think was call Letting Go in which taylor had adorjan themed exalted powers. taylor could (among other more stabby things) erase her feelings about specific people. She erased her love for her parents so them both being dead did not hurt her, as an example.

>>54988102
Retroactively erasing him from ever having existed, thereby making the community much better.

>>54988106
Yes. He is a literal, actual white knight. One of several in the thread.

>So, from the very beginning, the jump was explicitly plain that it this was a jump about exploring fictional childhoods with impossible elements, and the author's intent was clear about it. Which would make any objections that the author's writing wasn't consistent with their intent as clarified in this thread factually inaccurate.

>In addition, of course, to the fact that the person most familiar with the author's actual intent would be the author, and unless you're Professor Xavier you can't exactly read their deep subconscious and prove them wrong about their own thoughts and motivations. Since SJ-Chan is nowhere near the J.K. Rowling level of "The Word of God has to be ignored because its contradicted itself too many times to make any sense" -- in fact, they haven't even started that process -- then Death of the Author cannot be fairly invoked.

>Especially not since the author is right here and still talking to us. And this is a jump-doc, not a doorstopper novel series.

is this nigga for real

>Cliff
>Do you realize that you just called Terry Pratchett insane?
How does this guy fucking function when he argues like this?

>>54987883
>98 powers
Oh boy. The first update, which wasn't all that big, already took him 2 years. By the time the second update is finished we'll probably already be in the next decade.

>>54988037
I guess "cannot be used directly to generate or further conflict" would be a better criteria for elimination.
Healing.
Transmutation of any material into a specified non-lethal substance (manton limited) (E.G. gold, silver, copper, water, stone, jello).
Making things glow slightly by touching them.
Mere flight.
360 degree vision.
Low-volume musical accompaniment generation.
Immunity to poisons.
Making thoughts appear as words or images on nearby surfaces.

There are LOTS of powers one could come up with that have no conflict-driving aspect.

>>54988106
Considering she's married and has openly talked about that, I don't think so. I think he's just pathetic.

Heroes of the Storm jump when?

>>54988091
Well, it's like one of those union things. Also, it would be post-chain for you, so you can send people to very distant multiverses.

>>54988065
Huh, Mardukth, I have small silly question... What happens if two Third Circles have a child? Is that even possible? What about Third Circles from different patrons?

>>54988117
Eh, fair enough. Shards included just to see how they get taken down is plausible, I had not thought of that. I think that's the explanation given for why Sting is out in the shard "ecosystem" despite being so minmaxed it's not evolving anymore, so that other shards can evolve using it as a selection pressure.

>>54988156
After SC - Protoss, WoW, and Diablo 3 get finished. And also Lost Vikings hopefully.

>>54988135
This came up earlier and niggas pointed out that the dude is known for purposefully instructing others in his community to ignore author statements unless they're written in the jump and sometimes to ignore stuff in jumps too.

>>54988128
Far as I can tell, his evidence for that supposed claim (He seems to believe it makes his praise for her worth more) is just his particularly retarded 'drawback evaluation' game.

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I'm still mad that the shard origin just turned out to you being a voice in someone's head.

Being a proto-Entity sounded really fun.

>>54988177
Do you know how much fucking CP it'd need to cost to let you get to that.

>>54988177
That.... would be pretty cool, even if it doesn't really fit with what a shard is

>>54988129
That would be excellent. It would drive up conflict as people cared less about one another, too.

>>54988177
The only thing I wanted from the shard origin was the ability to live in someone's head and give them superpowers. If you want to become an entity, just get really fat and buy powersharing perks.

>>54988177
It didn't also let them use your powers (at your discretion)?

>>54988156
>>54988156
A) when I finish WoW and Protoss
B) after somebody gets through Diablo 3
and also reliant on

C) the other Blizzard vidya-game jumpmakers wanting to collab / throw in ideas

If C isn't met, someone else'd prolly be better off for the deal.

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Would a World God from Desolate Era be able to just swat Scion down?

>>54988213
What can World Gods do?

>>54988213
Xianxia characters are as powerful as they are poorly written.

>>54988202
One of the perks is for that, yes. The anon is saying that they wanted to be physically incarnated as a living crystalline supercomputer in another reality using transdimensional warping to grant powers from a distance, rather than a disembodied being with no true physical form that's sort of metaphysically attached itself directly to a host. Do note that the vagueness of the wording means that they could be the first thing, since you are referred to as being a shard even if your body is never described.

>>54988205
>If C isn't met, someone else'd prolly be better off for the deal.

Why?

>>54988192
And as a subversion of it purpose, it can be used to make friends too. In that same fic taylor erased her feelings of hate for sophia and they become weirdly friends in that sophia hates her but likes her because she's strong and adorjan-exalt taylor finds her useful sort of way. being able to do this to other people makes it an excellent way to prune poisonous relationships (glares at the dallon household)

>>54988191
No, as far as I know, a shard is basically a mini-entity. At the end of every cycle, the entities explode all versions of a particular planet in all realities, which allows the shards to travel to different planets and become entities of their own.

>>54988223
It says they can create and destroy entire chaosworlds, which the jump says is the universe equivalent. Not sure if it is actually the size of a universe or not though.

Are there perks that prevent you from being removed from existence by a reality warper? I thought Q This did it but it actually shuts their powers down with physical contact, which means I'd probably have stopped existing before I get a chance to use it.

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>>54988157
>Huh, Mardukth, I have small silly question... What happens if two Third Circles have a child? Is that even possible? What about Third Circles from different patrons?
Hm. Well, it's not really possible through the normal way. Demons don't procreate through sex after all. But there's a bunch of ways around that, especially for beings as powerful as 3rd Circles who decide they want a kid...

Their child would probably have too much power to be a 1st Circle and 2nd Circles don't spawn like that... So, I'd imagine it would produce some kind of Behemoth? Singularly powerful beings, of wildly different intelligence and physiques (though I'm guessing siblings would have some sorta of theme, like Adorjan's wind-daughters).

3rd Circles can have Behemoth children with Mortals/Exalts too, so I wouldn't be suprised if they could have them amongst eachother.

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Just got the Ring of Elru from Overlord. What are some good uses for being able to use Wish for free once a day?

Or any other spells that could benefit from the effect?

>>54988280
Not quite. each shard is an organ of an entity. they build extras and split when they need to reproduce.

>>54988294
jam aura

>>54988260
HotS Gauntlet, with option to make it a legit jump at the cost of sacrificing the reward.

Gauntlet details are to survive a massive HoTS tournament. You get access to the shit you have from one build from any Blizzard-video-game-Jump. Perk lines based on the Roles, with various cheapo perks and items based on random shit among the various maps.

Gauntlet reward would be a capstone boost to whichever build you "imported," practically, for the HoTS Tournament.

That shit alone's why I highly doubt the idea will ever happen.

>>54988177
That's basically what a shard is though. And it's a lot of fun. If only for the potential of trolling the hell out of Taylor by giving her ridiculous powers, like forcing her to transform into a magical girl and dance around while shouting stuff like "Lovely Shining Heart Attack!"

The look on Lung's face when that happened was just too much. Especially when it blew him up and instantly knocked him unconscious despite him being a several story tall dragon by that point. He never quite lived that down.

>>54988310
Yes, they are that. But they also contain all the memories of the entity each, and can become entities of their own. How that works exactly is not really shown, but I'm assuming it's just a matter of getting enough mass/energy.

And now Cliff is comparing SJ-Chan to Pratchett as good writers. Wow. I've never seen a guy so thirsty.

>>54988177
>Take Shard origin and all the perks
>Make a bunch of shadow clones
>Each one lived inside a different person and gives them different powers
Bam!

>>54988294
There's something in Alterworld D. Rus. I think it's a capstone?

>>54988330
This isn't even an argument.

cliff's basically pulling the kind of shit you'd find on any board HERE, over-exaggerating and fucking up the argument so badly you could accuse him of shitposting.

>>54988315
Is it actually that powerful? I went Highlighter but I'd be willing to change it if it provided passive immunity (or as close as it gets these days) to being suddenly erased or whatever a reality warper could decide to do to me.

>re: your perennial complaint that people are 'putting words in your mouth', I ignore them because we are clearly not doing that. Your problem is that what you're saying is insulting and abrasive and its pissing people off. If you're having a problem with your intent not coming across clearly, its because you're not communicating well.

Cliff /really/ needs to self-reflect a bit, because that's exactly what he's doing most of the time.

>>54988037

Actually you could have a peace aura work if done right, and taken to the horrifying extreme. Just have it so that it affects literally everything alive in the area when active, remove the users conscious control, and make it so that the power keeps it's side effects from killing them.

This would make it so that in addition to stopping fights nobody can walk on grass, squirrels won't collect nuts, no animals are trying to get food that isn't already processed or dead(probably from starvation), everyone's immune systems will stop trying to fight diseases, doctors can't do surgery, and possibly other stuff.

Which would result in their very presence slowly causing things in the area to die from the lack of violence while become a breeding ground for plagues that are dormant till they leave.

Meanwhile the parahuman is kept from starving to death by their power, can't control when this occurs, and basically has two choices a. stay in one place and hope nobody notices that it's their fault that everything is falling apart or b. leave thus resulting in the plagues no longer being dormant.

Meanwhile since nobody can fight in that area all attempts to try to remove the threat they are would have to be more creative to find a way to remove the problem without coming under the powers influence.

>>54988358
I don't think it is, but we have pleanty of anti-realitywarper perks including the one mentioned above.

>>54988356
I'll take a look, but I've literally never heard of that setting.

>>54988373
Please stop before you cut yourself on your own 'cunning' wit.

>>54988373
That'd require him to have any emotional or mental depth for self-reflection to WORK.

>>54988310
>each shard is an organ of an entity
The shards are independently alive and "sentient" while also serving as part of the Entity gestalt. "Eden's" shards that were separate from her did not die, nor did any of Scion's after his demise.
This leads me to believe that the Entities are a colony organism under the control of a "leader" type shard. Such as GU's, Butcher's or Administrator.

>>54988391
>Godslayer -600 (Discount Perma)
>Divine will no longer has power over you. Divine curses, buffs and quests are now your choice. You are free to accept or decline them. This basically means that you are free to accept or deny being reality warped out of existance by godlike reality warping creatures, should beings such as gods or reality warping beings seek to alter reality to harm or bless you you shall recieve a prompt in your mind asking if you accept the changes, only when accepting a change will its effects take place. This only applies when used against you directly, indirect effects can still harm you.

There we go.

>>54988392
What, exactly, was meant to be witty in my post? It was a one-sentence observation.

After reading the angel notes jump for the first time, I have been hyped up and then immediately bummed out by the ultimate one perk, and the fact that I can't take it if I want to do the endjump option, which I do.

Even if it's not on the same scale, what perk are there that let so I become the apex of your species? I mainly want to make the most of the Omnitrix I splurged on a couple jumps ago.

>>54988422
Why couldn't you take it with the endjump?

>>54988389
Those are the perks I'm looking for. Do you know where any of them are? Q This is the only one I know of.

>>54988415
That seems good. I'll see if I can survive in the setting and go for it. Thank you.

>>54988419
I assume that you're trying to be clever by crossposing shit from SB.

Newsflash. They're idiots, and we don't care.

>>54988422
Justice League Dark, discounted to Monster.

>>54988422
There's one in EVO.

>>54988445
Newsflash, plenty of people seem to be enjoying the mockery right now.

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>>54987628
Oof. Dogs of War was a logistic nightmare: Enemies on all sides, a core unit of forces inclined to be disorganised and unpredictable by nature, inclement weather conditions and significant threats to morale vis-a-vis the impending end of all things.

Most of my dark elfin soldiers were kept pepped up on magical crack. It turns out negotiating a mutual defence pact with your cousins from another subspecies is really, really difficult when you're perceived as the North Korea of elves. In the end I had to have Teclis and Tyrion framed for Warp corruption because their own issues made little things like rolling a giant Katamari ball of skeletons on enemy armies seem a tad unapproachable. At the time I didn't think it helped Morathi showed up to all the meeting high either-until afterwards she revealed she was (mostly) faking it and was gathering dirt and plants to steer the others our way. I won't lie, near the end Morathi was the real MVP behin the scenes after shaking the magic dementia out from hanging around my soul. I mean, when I told her about Rumormonger I thought her idea to cosplay Aenarian was completely insane-but it turns out elves really dig suns! And vengeance. Sweet, bloody vengeance.

Priority #1 was to get some song towers up to reinforce the dimensional barriers and prevent Chaos from butting in-and the Druchii get easily bored with defence. Priority #2 was picking battles conservatively enough to convince the humans, halflings lizardmen and non-chaos dwarfs we were worth talking to. And priority #3 was nothing short of a tedious slog to purge every last stinkin' Chaos groupie with orbital bombardment.

Priority 0 was, of course, making sure one damned vampire died and stay dead.

So in short-I had to learn to work with what I had. Elves too frail to manage open warfare? Pull a Rolling Thunder, and have them pick off the dazed survivors! Guns misfire in Warp weather? Make them all sniper rifles and use portals!

>>54988373
>Well, you might not have meant to be insulting, but you still were. However, I'll count this as an apology.
Immediately goes on to say something like this.

Someone can't be this daft of a cunt, can they?

>>54985290
It's gonna be 95% coverage over here, anon.
My body is completely ready.

>>54988436
The endjump requires that you don't take drawbacks, and with how pricy the Aristololes background is, there's no way to afford that and the capstone with the initial 1000 cp.

>>54988491
Makes sense. Forgot the background cost.

>>54985975
SCP Foundation has a perk for figuring out how to contain objects/people/places with anomalous abilities.

>>54988191
A shard is a nascent entity. Once the Cycle is over they do not return to the Main Entity, but they become an Entity of their own. Even during the cycle they might reproduce and create new Shards on their own.

>>54988185
Just don't give powers and allow the ones that you already had to be transformed into Entity's technology. That would have been cool and still power-sharing.

Even if it costed 1600 like the Ultimate Being in Jorge Joestar, it would have been fun. And seeing how people love other perks and powers in the jump, it doesn't necessarily make it OTB.

Right now Shard is kind of worthless because it is neither how it works in canon nor offers anything special.

>>54988528
>Once the Cycle is over they do not return to the Main Entity, but they become an Entity of their own.
Stop making things up.

>>54988528
See, but that requires Worm_Anon to not be influenced by Red.

And seeing as all the powers are being nerfed to accommodate for shittier ones being added, we can rule that as being the case.

>>54988491
I don't really get that restriction. Did Val ever explained it? It's not like it would matter or make the scenario easier.

>>54988545
He's right though.

>>54988528
Please inform yourself before discussing a setting. It helps a lot.

>>54988554
No. He is not. The end of the Cycle involves the Entities forcibly reclaiming every Shard, killing every parahuman on the planet, then blowing the planet up and moving on to a new planet. New Entities are not born. Their race does not reproduce like that.

>>54987883
I want Genoscythe the Eye Raper's power.

>>54988491
Do you know if Pure Human is compatible with the end scenario? Because currently I took Pure Human to get all of the Aristotiles perks

>>54988455
>EVO

The search for Eden one?

Or is there another jump just called EVO?

>>54988470
At this point he's just trying to win the argument.

It doesn't matter if he wins it by essentially playing Calvinball, or shitting all over the chessboard then strutting. He just has to win it.

>>54988573
How do they reproduce then? I remember that they blew up the planet, spreading their shards far and wide, which then become entities.

>>54988597
They don't reproduce. They're immortal space whales. They just keep on growing and gathering knowledge and power.

>>54988595
Search for Eden, yes. I believe it is one of the Gaia perks, fairly cheap too. It's not the best perks of its kind but it's a good one nonetheless.

>>54988614
Yeah no, that's completely wrong. I can't remember any sources right now, but I do remember that they reproduce each cycle. I might not be correct in the way they do it, but it does happen.
I don't really have the time to search for sources right now, so it'd be great if some anon could help with that.

>>54988597
>spreading their shards far and wide, which then become entities.
They spread their shards when they arrive at a planet, and reclaim them when they leave. This includes the shards that budded off into new shards.

>>54988644
The individual shards reproduce, but there's always two entities: the warrior, and the philosopher.

>>54988597
Some shards become Entities. The majority are reabsorbed. That's why Glaistig Uaine calls Taylor's shard "Queen Administrator" and not just "Administrator", it's to signal it out from its siblings. It's "royal", and has the potential to some day rule a kingdom of its own. As for the planet-exploding, that's just to harness as much energy as possible before leaving while also ensuring that the Cycle leaves no survivors to follow them.

>>54988614
No, they do reproduce, it's just very rare. Scion's monologue makes references to that, the Cycle is part of their reproductive process. It's just that they don't necessarily raise a shard to maturity on any given Cycle, making an extradimensional god-beast takes time, even for a baby.

>>54988651
>>54988653
Only two entities left their planet; whether that were Eden and Scion is pretty unclear, because every shard contains all of an Entitie's memories.

But we do have evidence that they reproduce, and in pretty considerable numbers: In a WoG, Wildbow stated that if they found a spacefaring race that had colonized a lot of planets already, one tactic would be to send a signal to nearby entities to tackle the problem together. He said that it could be a good 10+ entities working together. Considering the vastness of the universe, and the distances travelled by the entities, if there are 10+ in just the region of space around that civilization, they must reproduce pretty fast.

>>54988653
Glaistig says "Queen Administrator" because she's a crazy fairy girl who uses weird titles for every parahuman she talks to. Taylor has the Administrator shard, which is not special or different from other shards aside from being specialized at administration.

>>54988683
There's the source on that: https://forums.spacebattles.com/posts/15025678/

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>>54988644
Interlude 26.
>Each time the cycle started anew, lessons had been learned, methods refined. Each time, the spawn that are spewed out from the destroyed planet are more robust, larger, hosting innumerable memories. Where memories fall in parallel, they are shared out, offered to others.

>>54988683
>But we do have evidence that they reproduce, and in pretty considerable numbers: In a WoG, Wildbow stated that if they found a spacefaring race that had colonized a lot of planets already, one tactic would be to send a signal to nearby entities to tackle the problem together. He said that it could be a good 10+ entities working together. Considering the vastness of the universe, and the distances travelled by the entities, if there are 10+ in just the region of space around that civilization, they must reproduce pretty fast.

You realize that was a Star Wars joke, right?

>>54988683
>Only two entities left their planet
No, ALL the entities left their planet.

>>54988614
>>54988651
>>54988653
>You say that they don't reproduce
>And then you tell me to inform myself

You should apply that to yourself first:

From Interlude 26:
>The energy is released, and the planet shatters.
>The shattering is so extreme that it extends into other worlds, through the same channels that the fragments used to extend into other realities. Every single one of the remaining habitable worlds is destroyed in the ensuing blast.
>And the fragments radiate outwards, shedding and dropping their protective shells as they sail into the black, empty void.

>The fragments continue to divide, feasting on abundant resources, on light and radiation and the alien food sources it has started to learn how to consume. It spreads quickly now, across every possible variation of this world that sustains life.

>It encounters another. A later arrival to the same planet, a member of its own species, another that is multiplying and consuming and growing. This new arrival chose a different means of survival, but it too chose a kind of parasitism.

>The detonation of the small planet scatters the individual clusters of shards, and this time, they are better inured to the harsher ELEMENTS of space.


They reproduce spreading shards. They reclaim some of the used one to collect data at the end of the cycle, but shard clusters are still launched to space either by the fragments of the Entity after the reclamation or the clusters that were created during the cycle.

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>>54988695
>>54988702
Whoops, ignore that bit, thought you were talking about the star wars joke one.

>>54988704
At that point there were only two left. So you're both correct.

>>54988704
No, they all fought each other so that the remaining entities could have the best chance of survival and the most power. Only two were alive to leave the planet.

>>54988702
The Star-wars joke was another post.

>>54988706
Huh.

And now time to send the "Why can't we be entities" posting to Worm_Anon and kill progress on Worm for another few years. :^)

>>54988687
You're partially correct. I mean yes, Glaistig uses the titles at all because she's crazy. But the Administrator shard being special is the reason why she calls it a Queen, not all of her titles are fanciful. Like, Panacea is just something like "Life-Shaper", if I recall right. And Administrator is special, Scion had to specifically cripple it to reduce its capabilities. Not just turn them off, he broke the shard because it was too powerful.

>>54988651
>>54988683

We also know there is more than just Eden and Scion do to the third entity Eden got Path to Victory from.

Also, for the number of entities in the universe, here's a pretty good thread https://www.reddit.com/r/Parahumans/comments/3k0muo/worm_spoiler_how_many_entities_are_there/

>leddit
The Worm sub is a pretty good info source, especially because Wildbow browses it.

>>54988702
What the quote is meant to say is that all the Shards originated from the same Entities all have the memories from the beginning of that two Entities and the ancestor that first spread the message..

>>54988725
>>54988719
>>54988704
Only two was remaining in the planet. Then they detonated the planet, fragmented themselves, and the fragments floated into the void until they leeched into a planet.

>Two remain.

>They spend time reorganizing themselves, shifting the sheer masses of shards they have acquired into forms useful for another task.

>Once they are reformed, they leech all of the heat and energy from countless worlds and concentrate it in a single reality. The energy boils the oceans of silt-choked waters, disintegrates the landmasses.

>Their bodies form into a large, complex shape, with only small fragments in this one world. The extensions of those same fragments extend into other realms, in concentrated, specific shapes, made for a purpose: to survive the next step.

>The energy is released, and the planet shatters.

>The shattering is so extreme that it extends into other worlds, through the same channels that the fragments used to extend into other realities. Every single one of the remaining habitable worlds is destroyed in the ensuing blast.

>And the fragments radiate outwards, shedding and dropping their protective shells as they sail into the black, empty void.

>>54988734
Why not just put :^) in the name field, since you clearly want to be identified by it?

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>>54988528
>A shard is a nascent entity

Um, are you sure it's been 100% confirmed for all the Shards? I do remember the Cycle results in offspring but since the Shards are awfully interconnected in ways that aren't always apparent.

I dunno, always seemed like part of the point was nobody really knows how Entities work.

>>54988706
Oh hey, I was just about to wonder if he meant this:

>The next world encountered has sentient life, civilization. A complicated, rich world.

>It is a symbiosis, this time, more than parasitism. The two species learn from one another. The shards code the ‘technology’ of this new species into their memories. They learn of warping space and gravity.

>Until the species turns against them. Those lucky enough to bind with the entity’s offspring war against those who do not. Some seek to rule.

>Monarchs. The entity forms the thought, defining the memory.

>The cycle is cut short by a forced exit, as the shards are rooted out and destroyed by the natives of this civilized world. They meet, they bind and again they share ideas. Richer perceptions, complex technologies and more are fashioned in the unity of three larger creatures. It is through differences in the greater entities that a richness is created, new derivations, new connections that none would be capable of on their own.

>The planet is expended, the offspring are cast off in every direction once again.

>This time, they are capable of moving, of controlling their course. Gravity, warping space.

From slightly later in the same interlude, since that was the one that straight up called the Shards their offspring.

...

>there is now a background in Worm that makes Scion your daddy

...huh. I'll probably stick with Hero but. What a thought.

>>54988586
I mean, if we assume his power's in his name it sounds like a less specialised version of Panacea's or Crawler's.

>Since people have asked for the topic to be dropped and other people have made it apparent that their sole intent is to maximize salt content regardless of whatever is discussed, I'm out.

>This is not an excuse for said salt vendors to try a victory dance.

He says as he makes sure to get one last shot in. Good gravy some guys need a shot in the arse.

>>54988706
That scene you're talking about isn't part of Zion and Eden's Cycle. That's the very beginning of the Entity species. Each Entity that's resulted from it has evolved its own survival and reproductive traits over the eons, and Zion and Eden don't reproduce en-mass. I'm sure some Entities do, but the two that arrived on Earth are K-selection strategists, not r-selection strategists.

>>54988755
>Path to Victory
We don't know what shard "Eden" received, but it is extremely unlikely to have been PtV as that was the "important shard" that was accidentally released by crashing.

>>54988774
Genoscythe is a Tinker that can turn people into weapons, IIRC. So more like a variation on Lab Rat.

>>54988774
>I mean, if we assume his power's in his name it sounds like a less specialised version of Panacea's or Crawler's.
It's sort of in his name. "Genosythe", a blade made from family. His power is to kill people by turning their loved ones into literal weapons. The eye raping is just a hobby.

>>54988783
Only the first quote isn't Scion and Eden's. The rest is part of Scion's life.

Scion was one of the early fragments that appeared after the first destruction.

>>54988774
Yes, there are small and big shards. And Shard clusters. But seeing some of the powers that are being offered, like Queen Administrator and Eidolon-little, the possibility of being a Shard cluster is not that low.

>>54988774
That seems like a cycle that terminated early, but allowed the Entities to steal some useful tech and ideas for the next cycles.

Just watched the Eclipse here in Oregon. Jump-chan didn't sweep me away or anything. Greatly disappointed.

Was neat to watch anyways.

>>54988868
In New Mexico today was the day it rained. Because god actively hates this state.

Eh, it deserves it.

>>54988303
Larger breasts? Handsome men to service you? Your own Wizard tower?

Level with me, /jc/: is it worth reading up on the Generic Childhood jump, to include its off site commentary, or should I just avoid?

Also, I just got out of the ER and I'm high and in pain.

>>54988303
>Effects that leech on life-force

I think Sailor Saturn's suicide attack is technically a spell? It can blow up a solar system.

>>54988909
Just ignore it. Its just a sub-par jump.