Jumpchain CYOA Thread #1687: Stereotypical Jumpers Edition

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>>54973162
>Stereotypical Jumpers

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So what weapon did you use in monster hunter, jumpers?

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So in preparation for Fate Grand Order jump tell me Jumpers, who are you going to take?

>>54973197
...Is it bad if I actually tried something like that before? I didn't use a sword though I just used a Hellsing pistol and one shotted him.

>>54973199
Dual blades. RIP.

>>54973209
Swimsuit event servants.

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>>54973199
Sword and shield, I like things balanced.

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Here's an updated version of my Haroun and the Sea of Stories jump. It contains the changes I've made to the Drop-In perks and the Wishwater post-chain bonus.

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>>54973209

>>54973209
As of right now, the working answer is EVERYONE. I've been whittling it down.

>>54973209
Lots of imports.

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>>54973197

>>54973209
I plan on cheating to take all my waifus.

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>>54973209

>>54973209
Jack the Ripper, Best Daughteru
Darth Maul Heroine X Alter
Shiki Ryougi, Saber

>three years in and we still don't have a Savestate equivalent
What is even the point of this community?

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>>54973209
EVERYONE!

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>>54970120
Scenario where your with Joan in the Hundred Year War trying to stop the English (Represented by the Lion King and her minions or generic English servants if you perfer) from taking over. You're her Gillas

However it seems that history got a 'few' things wrong about Joan of the Arc, first her charisma is terrible and she seems to always rub people in the wrong way, second she hates God and whenever the subject is brought up she can't help but go on long rants about how he is uncaring about the suffering of his servants.

She's still Joan of the Arc though, a fact that she repeats to you, a lot, almost like she's trying to convince both you and herself.

Needless to say if your going to have any hope of actually beating back the English you'll need to fill in for the charisma and be a voice of reason to her. It's up to you two to rally the French servants and French people against the invaders.

However when your in the process of beating back the English you hear rumors about an impostor Joan of the Arc. the 'real' Joan of the Arc seems to have been greatly shaken by the appearance of the 'fake' and will rush to confront her, possibly jeopardizing the entire war if your not careful. If you haven't realized by now the Joan of the Arc your with is the Alter version of her and the 'imposter' is the real one. You have a choice when you confront her, you can either side with Alter and kill Joan of the Arc so that she can't reveal the truth, side with the original and kill Alter so that the actual Joan of the Arc can take lead, or somehow convince both of the to stand down so that they can focus their efforts on the Lion King.

>>54973356
The point is to piss all over you and everything you love and hold dear, cuntnugget.

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>>54973197

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>>54973346
>Jack the Ripper, Best Daughteru

>>54973364
And how are you going to pay for everyone? What will you give in return?

>>54973356
>What is even the point of this community?
Preventing savestate from being a thing

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>>54973367
If you manage to talk them both down then Joan will decided to stick with you and her copy, to keep an eye on her copy, but also because she has no other place to go. Alter will be driven into greater recklessness with her around and will try to show her up at every opportunity to prove herself the better Joan to you. If you manage to calm her down and keep her focused then you'll earn the interest of the original. Originally she was confused about you, seeing as you did not exist in her timeline, but if you have kept Alter on the side of (relatively) good she becomes very interested in you. Privately (because whenever she tries to interact with you as individuals, Alter always tries to interrupt her and take you somewhere else) she'll thank you for taking care of Alter admitting that when she first met her she saw Alter not as an individual but instead as a doppelganger that she needed to destroy. She's happy that you talked both of them down.

>Insert epic battle between Lion King and Jumper and French servants. Possible power up with the power of love?

Once France is free then you have the option to companion both Joan and Alter.

Also I can’t believe I just wrote all of that, I just though of a scenario idea, it’s the bloody Shadow Realm all over again. Anyway Valeria feel free to use anything you need for a scenario.

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>>54973209
And Babbage probably

>>54973372
What all does that thing have?

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>>54973387
I just wanted to use that gif

>>54973372
Late chain Jumper has enough aesthetic perks to look however they want without reducing power. Your pic is more like early to mid chain.

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>>54973367
>or somehow convince both of the to stand down so that they can focus their efforts on the Lion King.
Best Ending

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>>54973209
I shall become Scathlach, and by the power of my thighs all shall yield or suffer.

>>54973410
Hollow Mask
Sharingan
Hashbrowns' face-marks for his sage mode
Kenshiro's scars
Behelit necklace
General garb, build, and hair looks like Broly
Mjolnir
Red Lantern Ring
Naruto's bullshit kurama-chakra-cloak-thing
The chakra orbs

Only thing I can't place is the belt.

>>54973440
And that glowing core in the center of his torso.

>>54973422
Reminder Merlin catfishes the King of Magic online as MagiMari

>>54973440
>>54973462
And the bracers and robe. The belt is Sentry.

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>>54973197

>>54973471
Bracers, robe, and neckpiece that isn't the Behelit are Broly.

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>>54973466
Also

>>54973462
Glowing core is a Hōgyoku I think.

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>>54973491
To be fair have you seen Mordred in Apocrypha? She may as well be a cat

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What are some of the best jumps to combine weapons or give a single weapon another form?

>>54973519
...What. Why is Mordred a cat now?

There anything that shortens the time on abilities?

>>54973527
Aion - Armsfusion Crafter

>>54973534
She plays with a kitty.

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>>54973424
>implying that's not how they want to look
Clearly your mortal perspective prevents you from comprehending real style.

>>54973480
There's no Totoro jump, so that look is impossible.

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>>54973534
Because The Lion King?

>>54973527
Just don't do it with intelligent weapons ... unless you WANT an insane intelligent weapon

>>54973519
That is adorable, I want a Mordred.

>>54973440
>>54973506
>>54973471
>Hollow Mask
Miss the Kaguya Eye he's got.
>Sharingan
Mangos for super edge!
>Hashbrowns' face-marks for his sage mode
Missed the Obvious Hulk powers he has (She Hulk Formula highly probable I think)
>Kenshiro's scars
>Behelit necklace
>General garb, build, and hair looks like Broly
>Mjolnir
>Red Lantern Ring
>Naruto's bullshit kurama-chakra-cloak-thing
Missed Shiki Fūjin on naval.
>Truth Seeking Orbs
>The belt is Sentry.
Personally I think that the belt most used by Jumpers would be a Decadriver.
>Glowing core is a Hōgyoku I think.

>>54973595
Not really, you just need a life creation perk. There's lots of those.

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>>54973613
Mordreds are a big responsibility and need proper headpats and complements

>>54973209
I don't know. There are a lot of Servants that I like. There's Medusa and her sisters, Tamamo-no-Mae and her incarnations, some of the Hassans, Nero, Meda, (girl) Jack the Ripper, Sir Francis Drake, Nursery Rhyme, Mordred, Frankenstein's Monster, Atlanta, Yorimitsu, Marie Antoinette, Boudica, Astolfo, Chiron, Oikita, Nitocris, Da Vinci, Musashi, Tawara, Quetzalcoatl, Benkei, Hector, Byrnhildr, Ushiwakamaru, Cu Chulainn, the Douji oni lords, Chevalier, Karna, Nobunaga, and Iskandar among others.

What can I say? I like a lot of the characters.

>>54973591
How to become one of Pimp Daddy G's hos? Like the silver one.

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>>54973671
They also need a big sister to asphyxiate them with their bodies.

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>>54973367
>>54973401
I can see it now...

>post scenario, the original Joan becomes friends with Jumper and tries to become friends with Jalter
>Jalter doesn't know how to respond to this, so she ends up acting like a total tsundere towards her original counterpart
>Jumper's face when

>>54973671
That's really cute.

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>Build Nobu, Saber Lancer and Jeanne across the Jumps, doing a lot of gymnastics to afford them
>Now you will able to get them from scenarios

Should I redo my builds?

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Consider the Following

>>54973735
Yes
What's up with papa bones in those pictures?

>>54973685
Galactus had all kinds of Heralds, shop around before deciding on the SS look / powerset

>>54973735
Keep them, and do the scenarios when they come out. Enjoy twins.

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>>54973724
Mordred's are really cute

>>54973752
That's Emperor JUST's transformation after meeting Papa Bones and his never ending schemes

>>54973751
Wolverine was way to bishi for his anime, and yet he looks normal in the X Man anime.

>>54973775
I can get twins through other methods. What other good waifu servants should I get?

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>>54973724
Here's the artist
https://twitter.com/runawate56

They do good shit

If I become a dragon in Forgotten Realms, how do I treat aging? Since my age gets fucked around at every new jump, do I just get stuck at the age I buy in to?

>>54973751
>Not Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure

Come on anon

>>54973783
>Don't look at her boobs, don't look at her boobs, DON'T LOOK AT HER-shit

>>54973873
Mordred is forever stuck in her awkward teenage phase where everything makes you think of sex.

>>54973913
Now I want to introduce her to Nero. That would be hilarious.

>>54973873
It's Scathy.

The boobs and the thighs all but DEMAND YOUR ATTENTION.

>>54973959
"Father? Oh god what are you wearing!"

>>54973913
That's supposed to end when you're in your 20's?

>>54974011
Not really but your brain gets a bit better at dealing with it. As always don't take sex advice from 4chan and especially not /tg/ of all places.

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>>54974006
>tfw the flirty, promiscuous empress has the same face as your dad

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>>54974058
>TFW she still wants to sleep with you

>>54973199
I Went mostly Blacksmith so I picked up the kinetic Cestus and kept it loaded with Materials I managed to get by overcharging the hunters for making stuff for them with
>>54973209
I have no idea if this is going to be possible or not but I think I'm going to import all my companions As demi-servant or something

>>54974144
Okay then, who are you going to attach them to?

>>54974178
I don't understand the question I'm really really bad at fate stuff

>>54974195
I'm asking what servants your going to shove into your friends

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Jumpers which person IRL would you like to voice you in an animated adaptation?

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>>54974256
well my wife is definitely going to become best girl.
>>54974266
I know it's no longer possible due to his Death but I've always imagined my jumper as sounding kind of like the great Christopher Lee from the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH-IJHAVN8c

>>54973209
I've been waiting to finalize my plans for ANY fate jumps till the new supplement comes out since that decides everything. But the list is hoping to look like
Angra (drawback gained)
Solomon (Nerfed for balance)
Hassan of being a cute poison girl.
Jack the Cuter.
Nursery Rhyme the other cute.
Merlin (I might quest to get him out of jail and pod his real self. no idea about how hard that would be though. I am probably going to nerf regardless.)
Maybe some others. more research is needed and there are too many of these damn cool bastards.

>>54974362
[Insert witty joke about how sakura is a wormslut here]

>>54974407
For banchô that's a feature, not a bug.

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>>54974407
Bug Catcher Sakura wants to Battle!

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>>54973209
WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM.

>>54974407
no she Isn't, I switched her with an unviable embryo in the Second trimester grew her in a vat and then arranged for her to be adopted anonymously by a loving family no connection to the magical world, because no one deserves that kind of Hell especially not for something as Trivial as being born with A new kind of magic..

>>54974423
Haha.

>>54974362
I suppose a broken clock is right twice a day... well, maybe not that often with you.

>>54974266
Ian Richardson
He's death in this scene:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnaQXJmpwM4

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>>54974444
Or

What's the most useless perk in the Chain?

>>54974266
Peter Jurasik.

>>54974452
DEUS VULT

>>54974407
Sakura is a shit, but the Extra characters are based on her look, they're not full of worms like her.

>>54974478
all of the perks in the sliders jump

>>54974266
Crispin Freeman for the dub, and Toshiyuki Morikawa for the sub.

Do imported companions in German Hollow Quest still get a background? Not having a background is pretty weird but all it says is that they get the same race as you so I'd rather make sure.

>>54974452
Lion King is the worst of That Guy edgy paladin moralfags unfortunately.

>>54974514
>sliders jump
Wait, we have one of those?

>>54974457
"No one deserves that sort of Hell, no... I'd rather subject Them to my own brand of Nightmarish evil" - Banchó

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>>54974539
>, no... I'd rather subject Them to my own brand of Nightmarish evil

listen I screw up and am messed up enough that you shouldn't need to put words in my mouth, like are you even trying to troll?

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>>54974534
yes
it's a joke jump

>>54974525
I'm pretty sure they get backgrounds.

>>54974478
James Earl Jones, I suppose?

But if they want to be completely faithful, they'd have to get an entire orchestra to record my lines. What with the multiple voices and reverb stuff.

>>54974452
Artoria would have died over five hundred years before the First Crusade, anon. She doesn't give a fuck about Jerusalem, why bother with Reconguista when you can kill Scandinavian heathens instead?

>>54974477
See, if Zouken had his magic create and control Puppies instead of worms then he might not be such an evil fuck.

Puppies make everything better.

>>54974623
>He doesnt know the new Camelot empire was built on Jerusalem in 1273

Look at this guy, I bet he doesnt even know about the American Irish War of 1783

>>54974525
Since it says you Import them in yeah I think so?

>>54974362
Gary Oldman, using his Lord Shen voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuLUZIvf-l8

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>>54974623
It's a joke based on the singularity she appears in. During one of the crusades she shows up and summons the rest of the Round Table. They kill the crusaders, drive out the Saracens, and begin a genocide of humanity barring the pure souls who will get shoved into the equivalent of a display case as a montage of humanity when she fucks off to the tower beyond the end of the world. 0 humanity Arturia destroyed Jerusalem and set up a projection of Camelot on top of it, which is actually the lance.

The one you can summon is like Jalter, less of a fuck after that. Mostly due to having humanity restored to a degree through the power of cock.

>>54974684
I bet he doesn't even know about the Hundred Year French-English-Dragon Wars

>>54974706
So F/GO doesn't have Saber killing Danish Servants in order to establish her empire in the north? Well, that's a let down. Come on, Beowulf versus King Arthur, you know you'd watch that fight.

>>54974266
An older gravely-er Gerard Butler. Law Abiding Citizen was so goood.

>>54974716
Don't be ridiculous, those were just sparrows.

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>>54974706
Ironically Lancer Artoria Alter is a way better person then non-Alter.

>>54974733
You can hang out with her and fight dragons in an interlude so it's all cool.

>>54974751
Only to the legend.

>>54974733
F/GO is really only about fanservice

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>>54974266
Wayne June
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMhYkkaR8HU

>>54974774
Isn't Saber Lancer's Interlude Merlin stuffing you two together in a shared dream because he's a cheeki boy

>>54974266
Keith Szarabajka

>>54974684
...i actually looked up the "American Irish War of 1783"....

and i learned that the irish rebellion of 1798 was heavily influenced by the american revolution

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>>54974782
Fool! Its about Gacha!

>>54974796
.... huh that's pretty neat

>>54974823
The gacha is simply the wall between you and your waifu

>>54974782
It actually has a pretty awesome mainline plot. Like for all the fanservice it has some surprisingly poignant stuff and a strong driving plot through most of the singularities. The early game is pretty lighthearted but shit starts to get real in London and it ramps up from there.

>>54973199
I use greatsword or dual swords, sometimes bow.

then again I was a smith so the fact that I used anything is kinda odd.

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So, Jumpers! What did you do while in the Horror Movies jump?

I ended up adopting pic related, both because I felt bad for her and because I thought she'd be great for causing mayhem and mischief with.

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>>54974793
That is for >>54974706 >>54974452 these Arturias, not original flavor. Original is hunting dragons to make you git gud as a master.

>>54974885
i manipulated everyone and everything so that i could watch monsters figth monsters
like Freddie vs Jason, but actually good, not like the movie

>>54973209
Tough call. There are just so many WaifusServants to choose from. If I can only take one? Probably Jeanne or Jeanne Alter.

>>54973519
Best Daughteru

>>54973671
Don't forget food.

>>54974574
damn you.

Alright, time to actually read that new witchblade jump.

>insanity
>death
>more insanity
>more death
>deathsanity

...uh. Wut?

>>54974611
>James Earl Jones
Are you sure he's a perk, anon? Let alone a useless one?

>>54973547
I'm talking non Magical abilities.

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So, should it still be considered incest to fuck your sister even if it's just a background and you have had 300 families already?

>>54973547
>>54974979
>shortens the time on non magical abilities

become faster?

>>54974979
Cantrips from Obsidian Tower Trilogy, though you need to prepare them ahead of time.

>>54975004
Yes? Is that a problem for you Anon?

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>>54973209
Anyone who doesn't take Mash isn't my nigga.

>>54974774
I think I remember her profile even points it out, how she didn't let the spear corrupt her mind and how she took it up while still insisting on staying 'human'.

>>54975043
>taking the doormat

>>54975004
Who cares if it's incest? What's wrong with incest if you two love each other?

>>54975043
Looks like I'm not your nigga

So, I decided to jump Jade Cocoon as my tenth jump, an went in as a Nagi "Maiden" (male).
Is it a good idea to just mind control my cocoon master so that he doesn't get corrupted by the black cocoons, or should I actually help him cope with their influence?
I mean, alternatively I could just mind control the divine beasts directly, but the method I'm using isn't very good for mass mind control.

>>54975043
No one sane dislikes Mash. But she isn't the best.

>>54975004
Yes. That's what makes it hot.

>>54975074
Kill your cocoon master then burn the forest to the ground. Don't let anyone force you into marriage.

>>54973209
I have hoarded all the female Servants that I wanted in other jumps... So I will probably go for Moriarty, Shakespeare, Vlad and Gilles. I don't know if I should also get Lancelot or King Hasssan.

I want to pair them up with my female companions my other Servants.

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>>54975043
Mashu is pretty cute, I will say that.

>>54975034
>>54975080
What if no one gets pregnant?

>>54975124
Eh, having kids with your kin probably wouldn't be an issue by jump 300.

>>54975069
Just remember to keep your geneticist perks handy for your kids. Only you can prevent birth defects.
>>54975124
Then you don't the advice above?

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>>54974885
basically this

>>54975142
>>54975145
But is it still incest then?

>>54975124
>>54975145
First gen incest has no real significant increase in birth defects.

>>54975009
>>54975015
Trying to spam the NEI cheat mode, for my store shop Jumper.

>>54975090
But I need the guy for Requiem of Souls, I already spent my points on getting both the Endless Corridor and the Silk Farm, so I need him to capture the monsters for me.

>>54975176
Lesbian Incest is still called incest even though getting a child out of it is impossible.

Is Echoanon around?

>>54975213
Doesn't that perk explicitly say that nothing you do will make it faster?

>>54975176
Yes? boinking your reletive is automatically incest.
>>54975178
Jumpers live a long time. Gene-boosts are as good for your kids as they are for your Great^81 Grand kids.

>>54975004
You know I'm kinda surprised there isn't a Macfarlane-verse jump, or a Simpsons jump now that I think about it.

>>54974885
All those ghosts, monsters, demons, psychos, zombies and creatures from beyond our understanding who were expecting a helpless victim got hit with a big, hard metal bat repeatedly.

>>54975142
No worse off than Zeus, anyway.

Would using Receptive Doves to have a child with a sword you've forged be considered incest?

>>54975279
yes,it's mega Man rules

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>>54975245
> Drawback: You have to stay until the series is over.
> Drawback: You can't change things in any meaningful way.

>>54975279
Was God fucking Mary considered incest?

>>54975245
>Simpsons jump
I'm not sure how you would structure it: around individual episode goodies or more meta stuff.

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>>54975043
Kouhai is taken by default. If you leave her in the lurch then you're no senpai at all.

>>54975245
>Simpsons jump
CCDT was working on one last I heard?

>>54975236
Says nothing about me cutting down the time. The base is just once a month.

>>54975290
According to Catholics, God magiced Jesus into her womb then magically repaired her hymen after he was born.

Then Joseph never had sex with her for some reason. So eternal virgin.

>>54975230
Hmm?

>>54975290
I mean, she's His mother, so...

Though He technically didn't fuck her.

>>54975124
Less hot, but still pretty good.

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>>54975323
>for some reason
Wasn't he much older than her? Maybe he couldn't get it up anymore.

>>54975323
Didn't... didn't Jesus legit have brothers?

>>54975340
Only in Apocrypha. Jesus's brothers are literally non-canon.

>>54975339
>Wasn't he much older than her?
That wasn't unheard of at the time.

>>54975340
Yes and No. It depends on the sect of Christianity you talk to. Some insist Mary stayed a virgin forever, some say Jesus had younger brothers from Mary and Joseph.

>>54975324
Do imported Companions in the Madness Combat Jump not get any CP to spend?

>>54975335
if you build a robot it's your kid if you have sex with your kid it's Incest, if you are a robot and have sex with either a child of your creator or another robot created by your creator it's incest.

>>54975169
So you were the male equivalent of Mary Shelly Lovecraft? Scary.

>>54975339
>Wasn't he much older than her?
So? Before the modern era nobody gave a fat shit.

>>54975363
No I was a male equivalent of Cassie,although that might be a good plan for the future and I totally wish I had more perks that would let me do stuff like that.

>>54975355
>>54975356
Huh. I thought at least one was mentioned in the KJV/NIV.

>>54975323
>>54975327
But for real though, she did probably fuck some guy. Might have been Joseph as part of a ploy, might have been someone else, I don't know, but that virgin story is probably bull. If not, then: Hey God! I'm ready to start jumping now!

>>54975340
>>54975356
>>54975355
>>54975387
His brothers are mentioned in the bible, but Catholics insist that they were either A) Joseph's kids by a previous marriage, B) His cousins or C) Friends he considered like brothers. Basically Catholics are too attached to some eternal virgin narrative that isn't remotely necessary. It's only there because they're basically a Mary cult.

>>54975355
>>54975356
Y'know, at this point I'm pretty sure if there is (a) God(s), their religion will have been so bastardized, rewritten, and mistranslated that no one will qualify for the good afterlife.

>>54975391
We know so little about the real Jesus' life that it's impossible to say whether Mary was even real or if he or his followers didn't invent her and the story. Maybe he just grew up in a normal household and Mary and Joseph didn't invent some bullshit story until they just supported their son when he was 30 and decided to be a messiah.

>>54975394
>His brothers are mentioned in the bible, but Catholics insist that they were either A) Joseph's kids by a previous marriage, B) His cousins or C) Friends he considered like brothers. Basically Catholics are too attached to some eternal virgin narrative that isn't remotely necessary. It's only there because they're basically a Mary cult.
It's actually because a lot of the old apocryphal texts refer to Joseph as being a widower.

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>>54975335
I would see it closer to this scenario. Depending on how your sword views you.

>>54975437
Him being a widower doesn't suddenly make it a fact that Jesus' brothers were half-brothers or that Joseph wouldn't stick his dick in his new wife.

>>54975419
So, religion has been Roboteched beyond recognition?

>>54975421
Yeah, apparently the apostles didn't write things down as Jesus was teaching them because they thought the world was ending before they died. Then they started getting old and were like "oh shit" and had to go back and write stuff that happened decades ago from memory.

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>>54974266
You have to ask?

>>54975489
And this begins a long Christian tradition of claiming every year is the apocalypse.

>>54975383
>No I was a male equivalent of Cassie
No such thing, Cassie's riding the horror movie logic of "the virgin girl survives to the end and kills the slasher". A man can't use that narrative. No, Mary Shelly Lovecraft makes a lot more sense for you. She wants to free everyone from the bounds of physics, and loves teratogenic and twisted forms. Sure, she's a villain, but you could be some sort of neutral or even good take on the idea.

>>54975419
This is why I am a deist, the way I see it if God really exists which I think there is, he must see how flawed humans are and short of being a complete mind control tyrant on which the likes of the sisters of fate are mere children then he she it, basically made stuff then sat back and says have at it.

>>54975489
That would explain why they can't agree on his mode of transportation into Jerusalem. It's either a donkey, a horse, or a donkey and a horse(if I recall correctly, I probably don't cause I don't really care).

>>54975515
well then I'm Vlad,because that's not generally what I do in horror movie jumps.

>>54974266
Bruce Campbell - Groovy.

>>54975529
could have been a mule, donkey+horse= Mule

>>54975529
Everyone likes the donkey story, even the muslims. They straight up invented a series of adventures for the fucking donkey to go on afterwards.

>>54975541
in one gospel it's one, in another it's the other, in a third it's one of each because he was too special to ride just one.

>>54974266
I'll take Kate Mulgrew.

>>54975562
and that's how fanfiction was born

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>>54975358
somehow I think normal ideas of a relationship start to break down when you get sex involved in artificial beings you created

>>54975562
was there a show?

>>54975596
Muslims, not Mexicans.

>>54975357
Yeah, 600CP, same as my other jumps these days.

>>54975587
Anon if it thinks and you made it your its parent, that makes it incest.

>>54975439
> T1000 makes her eyes glow hellfire. "I'M HAVING SEX WITH GOD."
Not sure if this is a turn on or not.

>>54975581
The New Testament is already fanfiction, banchô. It even has a Gary Stu.

>>54975596
They did a bunch of movies, but for some reasons they added an ogre in them.

>>54975299
A bit of both I would think

>>54975605
>same as my other "jumps" these days.
Fixed that for you.

>>54975614
I'm strongly on the side of 'turn on'.

I've always wanted a crazy girl to get really into it while proclaiming me a god.

>>54975605
Thanks.

>>54975600
Either way the Spanish are involved.

>>54975522
My personal perspective is essentially the same. Like, I'm sure there's some higher being comparable to what we call God, but if it's even aware of us it would look down on us in the same way we look down on the most harmless of single celled creatures.

>>54975617
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA9goS2XXzY

I was raised Wiccan,so I really don't have a dog in this fight, but I've been trying to be respectful to you Abrahamcs and not bring that up.

>>54975439
>Hank Pym is seen as God
Good lord, that's only slightly better than Richards or Tony.

>>54975656
>Good lord, that's only slightly better than Richards or Tony.
That's because none of them are Doom.

>>54975654
>I was raised Wiccan

...tell me more
what's that like?

>>54975656
Tony would be better, if only because of how many bad lessons they could take away from Hank. Not much better, but better.

>>54975692
Doom is awesome.

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>>54975626
I mean sure, if you're the guy she's calling god, that's pretty hot. But look at that guy behind her. He's not god in that situation.

If you're in his situation, you're just talking to some woman when she suddenly declares god gives her orgasms. You didn't ask for this info, she just gave it to you. That's pretty weird.

Is this a turn on? A turn off? I can't actually tell. I'm all confused down there.

>>54975522
I'm an existentialist and have a pretty similar view. There's no point worrying about that shit, just don't be a dick.

Besides, Pascal's Wager is bullshit seeing as there are not only so many thousands of different religions but also so many sects within those religions that claim contradictory things.

>>54975695
Supposedly his mother is a Wiccan, a Clown, and she abused him.

Also his father is a nigger, who he has never met.

>>54975713
Oh that's a turn off, mixed with jealousy. Lots of jealousy.

>>54975656
Depends on which Hank Pym we are talking about. Some versions are egomaniacal assholes. Others are the same but also abusive misogynistic dickwaffles. Since Tony, Reed, and Chuck are also egomaniacal assholes Hank is either as bad or worse than them, depending on the continuity. Doom is of course simultaneously better and worse than all of them.

>>54975529
it was "definetly" a donkey, because everyone was obsessed with writing jesus' biography in a way that he fulfilled literally all the prophecies of the old testament

In Zechariah 9:9, the prophet speaks of a future king presenting himself to Jerusalem while riding on a humble donkey.
therefore jesus rode a donkey

check mate, atheists!

>>54975727
Also both Bancho and his mom apparently repeatedly tried to kill each other during his childhood.

>>54975614
I dont know about you anon, but if I made a robot and it developed a consciousness and she proclaimed something like this, its a fucking win in my book.I wouldn't say its incest.

>>54975656
It's not even fucking true. Hank Pym isn't the father of modern AI in Marvel. Yeah, sure, Ultron is a big deal, but there are so many other AIs that were made before him that influenced his own design. Abel Stack, Phineas Horton, Bolivar Trask...they have much stronger claims to being the "gods" of AI than Hank Pym does. I think that when Jocasta talks about the circles she travels in the robotic community, she's just talking about her Myspace fan community where they write fanfics about kissing Hank Pym. All her internet friends are so jealous of her.

>>54975727
>Also his father is a nigger, who he has never met.
>his father is a nigger
>who he has never met.

no need to be redundant there

>>54975754
They forgot the part where the messiah was supposed to incite violence and lead a Jewish uprising to free them from foreign control.

I mean, thank fuck he didn't and was mostly a pacifist or the world would be far worse, but they seemingly forgot about that part of the messianic prophecies when writing the story.

>>54975245
I want a South Park jump

>>54974885
Just when someone like Freddy is ready to kill me and can't I use all my perks that show people my past glories and best jumping experiences. Then I watch their faces as they try and comprehend what they are fighting.

>>54975004
You have all the memories of being siblings. Are you just going to make your origin sister a waifu?

>>54975279
Is the sword sentient?

>>54975752
>Doom is of course simultaneously better and worse than all of them.
Lies, slander and libel. Doom is simply better. All know this, even if they claim otherwise.

>>54975781
My point was that despite Tera's hate of "racists", his father sure fulfills the stereotype

>>54975761
And yet both of them failed. Is incompetance in homicide genetic?

>>54975787
That's the best part about prophecies: there are so many details you can just forget all the ones that don't fit.

>>54975695
fairly decent, I don't have another childhood IRL To compare it against with but learning about Meditation and breathing Exercises really helped with a lot of my issues and going through puberty with an actual sex education was handy. plus Making an extra dinner and sacrificing it to Lakshmi Seemsto have a Higher correlation to things Getting better then When the Christian folks I knew got on their knees and prayed
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>>54975781
>>54975803
well my biological dad I've never met and was not black, my Stepdad is black and Used to work in comic books,and he certainly raised me and stuck around,he is a good father and loves me very much so suck it.
>>54975761
yeah we both had issues but we work through them like civilized people,moving on is hard but not doing it is toxic.

>>54975754
ah, but prophesy also has him riding a horse, which is why that one guy(Mark maybe? Apostles all have forgettable names unless they are Rufus.) Had him ride both, to fit all the prophecies.

So did someone adopt Pandora Hearts?

>>54975824
>going through puberty with an actual sex education was handy
A shame you never had any use for it.

>>54975775
To be fair, Hank does have a stronger claim on creating robot Satan than the others.

Except Trask, maybe. But I don't think that ever became such a big problem in 616 for normal humans... and they've got a brain parasite making them not care what happens to muties.

>>54975790
>perks that show people my past glories and best jumping experiences
Mind sharing some? I only know about War Trophies from The God of High School but that's not really even the same thing.

>>54975795
Is he better at completely missing the point than Reed? I don't think so.

>>54975824
>well my biological dad I've never met and was not black,
I would swear you've claimed otherwise in the past.

>>54975824
>we both had issues but we work through them like civilized people
Bancho, civilised people don't get to that point in the first place.

>loves me very much so suck it.
That's... nice.

>>54975843
I've had A couple girlfriends IRL so yes I have used it,granted a lot of them were as twisted as I am.
>>54975865
they do when they are both constantly past the breaking point from the hell they make each other's lives.

>>54975862
Between Bancho being Bancho and the whole speech-to-text thing, he probably did or seemed to at some point.

>>54975862
nope you're misremembering.

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>>54975862
I don't think so, he's been pretty consistent on the black dad thing. He just says dad instead of step-dad more often then not, so people think he's black too occasionally

>>54975789
Imagine using your South Park alt form and people freaking out because you just turned into a paper cutout.

>>54975936
he is the only father I've ever known so I usually say dad yeah

>>54975787
all of that happened
christianity incited lots of violence and now the jews control everyone else
again: check mate

>>54975924
>pic
See? Evidence supporting my statement.

>>54975752
That time he hit Janet is really overplayed in a lot of modern stories. You know what else he was doing in that story arc? Trying to kill all his friends. Hank Pym was having a psychotic breakdown after years of his various schizophrenic and dissociative disorders going untreated finally all came to a head. Focusing on the one smack he gave his wife and ignoring all the death lasers his killer robot directed at everyone else he knew seems kind of biased.

Also, Janet was only even Hank's wife in the first place because she took advantage of his mental illness. They got married during one of his dissociative episodes, when he didn't even known his own name. He thought he was his own murderer, "Yellow Jacket" believed that he had killed Hank Pym. Janet took advantage of this to start a relationship with Yellow Jacket, who she found much more pliable to her advances than Hank was. So yeah, she took advantage of a man who was unable to give consent. That's rape. Janet Van Dyne is a rapist. It's not connected to the time he hit her directly, he wasn't hitting her because of that (though you could argue it didn't help the stress on his already fragile sanity), but I'm just saying that Janet isn't some helpless abuse victim.

>>54975924
>>54975950
>Forgetting that Doom took her Hiking, while monologuing at her.

>>54975959
What?

>>54975954
But muh misogyny!

>>54975859
There are a few perks that let stories of past jumps appear as myths, legends, whispers, ect.

Disgaea has this beauty - JUMPER, HERO OF THE MULTIVERSE!
>You’re not just any dimension-hopping neer-do-well, no sir! You are JUMPER, HERO OF THE MULTIVERSE! Not only that, but when you do desire it, others will recognize you and have a passing knowledge of your reputation, pointing it and you out loudly and confirming that you are indeed JUMPER, HERO OF THE MULTIVERSE!

>>54975954
hmm, that's far more interesting than I remember. Ok, objection withdrawn. He is merely as horrible as the rest of the great minds. While Doom who is unabashedly a monster is both better and worse than them.

>>54975968
You have to remember, Doom is a troll. Making someone think they're going to be raped and then taking them on a nature hike is a much more satisfying display of power to his ego than the actual act of forcing her to have sex with him.

>>54975968
I lack the image, but I'm pretty sure the follow up to that is Doom hiking a mountain trail with the woman, while ranting about how much he hates Richards.

>>54976025
Well at least you can blame his problems on being actually insane, whereas Tony is just drunk and Richards has zero excuse.

>>54976026
>>54976028
That's hilarious.

>>54976026
What he did to Valeria means he is a straight up monster. Still more personable than Reed though.

>>54975787
Actually, him NOT fulfilling that part is kind of important to the story. Because he was mostly a pacifist and cared more about saving everyone's souls, the people in power both rejected and feared him. Rejected him because he wasn't the Messiah they wanted, and feared him because they were worried he WOULD lead an uprising, and then get them all killed when the Roman Empire struck back. Even if you ignore what the Church says about them being sinful hypocrites, that was their reason for wanting him crucified: better to have him executed then to risk a revolution that would get them crushed by the Romans.

Which, of course, ended up happening anyway later on.

>>54976025
>hmm, that's far more interesting than I remember. Ok, objection withdrawn.
Oh, no, you shouldn't withdraw your objections. He's definitely portrayed as being some horrible abuser by a lot of stories (it's his defining trait in the Ultimate universe, even). I was just trying to point out that it's kind of a retcon caused by people focusing too much on a single notable event and ignoring all the stuff going on around it that would give it context.

>>54976026
Well, Doom has to keep up the PR campaign.
Which are you going to believe:
1. Doom showed up and made a claim, then went hiking with her.
2. Doom showed up, made a claim, raped her, and now she's trying to convince everyone otherwise?

>>54976034
Tony doesn't even drink anymore.

He actually got WORSE after he stopped drinking. Before he was just an asshole, but afterwards he started pulling shit like Civil War.

>>54975795
If he were better he wouldn't have literally gotten cucked by Reed on a meta-conceptual level.

>>54976062
Guess who's getting gifted a lifetime's supply of alcohol?

>>54975862
He has also claimed his father was a nazi and his mother was jewish in the past, his story has changed over time.

>>54976034
If I recall correctly, Tony was on all the drugs. Reed has no people skills, or understanding of people. At all. Chuck insisted on leaving the X-Men vulnerable to telepaths in spite of there being enemy telepaths out there, just so he could fish in their skulls.

>>54976080
>>54976062
Force feed the man hard liqueur.

>>54976048
Just ignore that. That's one of those things where the writers are just retarded.

Like how they revealed Thor apparently repeatedly cheated on Jane now. Even though Jane's always been the flighty whore who abandoned her husband and kid.

>>54976059
Ah, Ultimate verse. That's why I thought that. I tend to suppress my memories of it, so I mostly just have subconscious effects from it.

Don't ever take comicbooks as a united canon. Only ever take 1 author's works/run as canon ti itself and any other works they reference. This is how you stay sane and get a coherent story out of this shit.

>>54976048
Wait, which Valeria are we talking about? I haven't kept up with Marvel in years, did he do something to Valeria Richards? Or are we just talking about his old girlfriend (after who Valeria is named) that he skinned alive as part of a magic ritual that one time?

>>54976089
I knew I wasnt the only person who remembered that!

>>54976080
>>54976097
Actually, he DID start drinking again during AXIS.

This also correlated with him actually making the world a better place by giving people transhuman phone apps that gave them eternal youth and the ability to redesign their body. For doing so, he was treated as a monster.

>>54976102
Yeah, some of the things they do is just insane. Though to be fair, it is pretty common for gods to nail pretty much anything that catches their eye.

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Have you ever been imprisoned, Jumpers? As in, truly imprisoned, not just faking it for your own amusement or a plan or for some other reason? If so, how did you escape? What did you do to those that imprisoned you?

Comics, everybody

>>54976160
Well yeah, transhumanism is evil. For some reason.

>>54976138
Richards. He turned her into a meat puppet while making all sorts of demonic deals.

>>54976059
To be fair, Peter has spazzed out and punched a pregnant MJ across the room, and Reed has slapped Sue at least once. Both are still canon and neither have the excuse of being bugnuts at the time.

>>54976160
You're forgetting to mention the part where they Caused withdrawal symptoms and had a $99 a day price tag.

>>54976180
Unconventional parenting...

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Now that sailer moon has a fanfic drawback what would be a good fanfiction to go to?

>>54976180
I think you're getting them mixed up. His old girlfriend was the one he sacrificed in a demonic pact. Reed's daughter actually decided to go live with Doom because her own family was too neurotic to be around all the time.

>>54976193
Worth it for immortality.

>>54976194
Are you claiming that Doom is the father of Valeria Richards?

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>>54973209
It's a toughie for me. Probably CasGil, EMIYA Alter or Cu Alter. Definably Cu Alter.
May or may not pick up a Diarmuid Alter for plot purposes.

>>54976193
I've been agreeing with Bancho entirely too often lately. I'm starting to get worried.

>>54976207
That one where a minor villain suddenly turns all of humanity into brainwashed rapist slimegirls who enjoy brainwashing all their friends and family into the hivemind.

>>54976210
or you know you could intercept the packet reverse Engineer it and give out a free version like a decent person.

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>>54976171
Violations to the status quo have got to be some villainous scheme in comics and must be erased ASAP to get things back to how they should be!
Hurts people? Bad
Helps people? Still bad.

>>54976213
Isn't he? Could he be?
I have to admit I don't keep track of Marvel, but I understand their family relations have a lot in common with soap opera.

>>54976160
Him using the withdrawal to make people more pliable to the 99 dollar price tag was kind of a dick move. I mean most would be up for it anyway 'cause transhumanism is awesome, but still.

>>54976210
No, Valeria Richards was mind controlled by Doom and he literally was able to remotely pilot her like a drone while looking through her eyes.

>>54976160
You should probably actually read the story. It was treated as evil because Tony downloaded onto people's phones without their consent for free. Then he revealed it was actually a trial and cancelled it, leaving the people who had been dumb enough to trust him suffering from withdrawal not unlike a smack addict. And started charging out the ass for it.

>>54976216
>Cu Alter
>Not summoning the REAL Berserker Cuchulain who will be much more capable than the shitty version Medb created.

A question for the hardcore fate fans. Does Justeaze Lizrich von Einzbern have a soul, and if she does what happens if I pull her up?

>>54976235
Honestly? Yes, there are definite parallels with the soap operas. However, to my knowledge, if this is true it has yet to be revealed.

>>54976223
Don't worry. It'll fade like a bad rash soon.
You may want to self medicate in the meanwhile and drink heavily.

>>54976163
I've been imprisoned by this board into a horrible world of escapism, power fantasies and responsibility evasion. I haven't escaped yet, but the nerds who put me here will feel my eternal wrath once i break free

>>54976228
Fucking communist.

>>54976237
>>54976246
I know, I'm just joking around.

I do they it's funny that it takes his morality being inverted for it to occur to him to actually use his tech to improve the world at large. At least MCU Tony is trying to make sustainable clean energy.

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>>54976207
Dungeon Keeper Ami

>>54976284
Never. You are here forever!

>>54976261
She IS the Grail. It's mentioned that even if someone tried to contact her, that the pain of her form and the corruption of the Grail Mud would make her evil and insane, though.

>>54976294
Not a bad story, but how would a jumper interact with it?

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>>54976028
That would of been a lot better, but no, it is implied he was going to rape her if it wasn't for Marvel's most beloved and well known superhero, THE SHROUD!

>>54976235
She definitely isn't his. Doom would have brought it up or at least implied it to Reed. He's waaay to jealous and petty for that not to be the case.

>>54976316
building a temple to let ami ascend to godhood?

magpieing all that sweet sweet dungeon heart magic?

grabbing the neat gold power energy source that pumps out evil magic?

>>54976291
Well I mean having a production staff and layman filters kinda does that to a universe.

>>54976296
Damn! I was hoping to use master of karma from Lord of light, to get her to slap some sense into her shitty friend.

>>54976330
>He's waaay to jealous and petty for that not to be the case.
Maybe he's biding his time? To be extra dickish!

>>54976330
Unless he had some master plan involving some special event. Doom can be patient. On occasion.

>>54976318
I'm going to have to scourge this universe aren't I.... The stupid is way too strong.

>>54976249
>The first warp-spasm seized Cúchulainn, and made him into a monstrous thing, hideous and shapeless, unheard of. His shanks and his joints, every knuckle and angle and organ from head to foot, shook like a tree in the flood or a reed in the stream. His body made a furious twist inside his skin, so that his feet and shins switched to the rear and his heels and calves switched to the front... On his head the temple-sinews stretched to the nape of his neck, each mighty, immense, measureless knob as big as the head of a month-old child... he sucked one eye so deep into his head that a wild crane couldn't probe it onto his cheek out of the depths of his skull; the other eye fell out along his cheek. His mouth weirdly distorted: his cheek peeled back from his jaws until the gullet appeared, his lungs and his liver flapped in his mouth and throat, his lower jaw struck the upper a lion-killing blow, and fiery flakes large as a ram's fleece reached his mouth from his throat... The hair of his head twisted like the tangle of a red thornbush stuck in a gap; if a royal apple tree with all its kingly fruit were shaken above him, scarce an apple would reach the ground but each would be spiked on a bristle of his hair as it stood up on his scalp with rage.
ACtual Warp Spasm Cu is more monster then man.

>>54976296
What if I shot her with a bunch of purity magics and therapyed the fuck out of her?

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>>54976291
>>Fucking communist.

>Get looked down upon for wanting things to be better for everyone rather than a select few.

>>54976437
You're right. Fuck us for ruining the paradise that was the USSR, huh?

>>54976437
Communism ain't the road to get there. It's a path to misery and empty bellies.

>>54976421
>purity magics
If you can get at her in the first place that should work. though I'd like to know where to get purification magic that strong. It'd be a nice game changer for the Madoka-verse.

>>54976437
Communism, how to get everyone with power or wealth to ditch the country immediately thus sending it into an economic collapse.

>>54976467
not when you got the resources to actually Share it around Star Trek style.

>>54976452
I don't want to get into the whole"not real Communism " thing but that was clearly a Kleptocracy With a literally Kafkaesque bureaucracy run by a succession of paranoid Madmen.
>>54976499
I'm a jumper ,my society doesn't need an economy since the wealth is infinite and the means of production are universalized.

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How do you govern /jc/?
>>54976437
>things to be better for everyone rather than a select few
>Looks at Venezuela
>Chavez family literally went shopping to the us while the country starves

>>54976525
>Venezuela

I never said real communism works I'm saying the ideals behind communism Are good ideals.

>>54976386
I know, it's great. He's basically living chaos and murder in the form of a being, not even a humanoid. How the fuck Nasu has kept himself from having this show up is beyond me. Shit taste I imagine.

>>54976525
The people who tell me to look for the good in people aren't very convincing lately.

Shit like that's one prime example of why.

>>54976499
Also to take away any system checking those with power and wealth by not acknowledging they exist in the Communist government.

>>54974266
Lucky Yates, I think.
>>54974885
Knocked the shit out of some monsters. Scared some ghosts, kneecapped some vampires, set some werewolves on fire. I mean, what else is there to do?
>>54975004
I would say yes, be you be weird if you want, anon. As long is they're consenting.

>>54976516
Sufficient resources does nothing to address the flaws inherent in human nature. And before you go telling me you'll change human nature, that's even more monstrous.

If you can uplift a setting to post-scarcity, then you can institute systems that make something as barbaric and stifling as communism completely obsolete.

>>54976525
>How do you govern /jc/?
Benevolent Dictatorship. All the power rests in one person's hands, they use that power to benefit the people and the nation.