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Why the fuck is this allowed?

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Why the fuck is this allowed?
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>>54972107
Why would it not be?
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>>54972107

Because back in 2014 GW ordered far too much gold paint, and decided they needed to create a faction to purely help shift the surplus.
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>>54972107

Why wouldn't it? It's not like 40k where people can go 'Geneseed' as the reasoning. Sigmar just cares if you are heroic enough, regardless of your form.
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>>54972107
Are you upset about their being Female Sigmarines?
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>>54972107
It looks wonderful, what's wrong with that
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>>54972147
this.
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>>54972107
because you are fat and a virgin
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>>54972168

Not OP, but I wouldn't go so far as wonderful. The head looks like it belongs to a completely different kit and the helmet looks a bit naff.

They are however the best feet on a female model GW has ever done.
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Why can't gw into good helmet design
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>>54972191
>best feet on a female model GW has ever done.
that's a pretty low bar
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>>54972107
naeve and sigmarites vs valkia the bloody and khornate army

is sick
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>>54972107
Probably gonna get this model and convert to a SoB canoness
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>>54972196

It'd probably be fine a model with a bit of reposing and a headswap.
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>>54972191

I think if you fused both heads together it would look sweet, turn the helmet into a mask
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>>54972147
It's a shame they didn't remember custodes quick enough really.
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>>54972107
This is probably the only good Stormcast model.
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Apparently, not all stormcast were warriors in their past lives. Anyone who had shown great courage and faith in their last moments can become Stormcast. ANYONE.

One of the Stormcast was just a simple miller. Imo, that makes them better that the space marines. They are more heroic.
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>>54972214

Thinking similar, the only issue might be scale wise she'll be a big girl...
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>>54972271
Meh, they still sound lame. Probably needs six years until GW can flesh out the setting better.
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>>54972159
This.

I don't know much about AoS compared to 40k, but I know enough to understand this.

The model is pretty bland, especially the helmet imo, but it wouldn't be terrible with some gubbins.
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You guys are ignoring the most important question. Can I fug that?
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>>54972281
Why do you think that the idea of housewives becoming super soldiers is lame?
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>>54972284

Only when one of the designers gets it anywhere close to this.
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>>54972274
That kinda fits my SoB Convent fluff if she's amazonic even compared to the others
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>>54972107
>Why the fuck is this allowed?
Because GW has been told that if they follow the demands of a fanbase that doesn't care about the models themselves they will be able to salvage what the old management threw them into.
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>>54972107
if the male models also followed similar not exaggerated proportions, perhaps the stormcast line could almost be a good one.
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>>54972107
How much longer until fem primaris?
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>>54972494
Bolter bitches already exist, it's not like giving them the new armor suits to wear, letting them wield the new bolters and making their miniatures match the new scale would be a bad thing.
>>caul uses Saint Celestine as a barbie doll to play dressup with all his new armor ideas because rowboat girlyman would bully him for asking and the living saint is too nice to tell him no

Of course that would require GW to care about soritas like, at all.
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>>54972107
how does her hair fit in that helmet?
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>>54972494
~6 months, give or take a month
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>>54972107
>deciding to start complaining an.bout female Space Wolves now
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>>54972107
If her hair was coming out of that helmet it wouldn't be bad.

And GW STILL cannot get a woman's face right, they either look retarded or like harpies.
Also Femcast have been in the lore for a while now. Sigmar doesn't give a fuck, you fight well and die heroically you are in, doesn't even have to be human.
Would love to see the sister conversions for her.
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>>54972107
>Have to come up with an entirely new set of armor
Women are the worst
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>>54972107
Not a fan of smegmarines, but this I Like a lot.
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>>54972835
Most times the problem is not the face sculpt, but the face paintjob.

GW painters don't know how to paint feminine faces.

The model itself is probably correct.
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So this is what Fantasy died for.
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>>54972107
Because it's time to cuck.
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>>54973035
Glad to hear your valuable point of view.

Now go back to your containment shithole.
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>>54973035
>White women may be causing the downfall of my race with their antifa and racemixing bullshit

Reminder more than 50% of voting white women voted Trump
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>>54973172
1. Yes
2. No
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>>54973172
I just don't want real life /pol/ shit in my happy fantasy board.
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>>54973035
>I'm a huge retard

we know, fuck off alt-shit
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>>54972274
For you
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>>54972107
>SIGMARS CHOSEN ASSASSIN
>Assassin
>Heavy shiny plate armor
>2 axes
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>>54972159
Well that and Sigmar isn't an asexual autist like the God Emperor was.
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>>54972191
Honestly given the low, low bar of female models by GW this is probably the best in a long, long time.
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>>54972317
Because anon isn't Russian.

Fear the housewife. She'll kick your men's asses back to your capital so she can have a talk with your mother about you bullying her boys.
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>>54973050
Yeah, pretty much.

Everyone asked why I stayed retired when we heard dwarves were getting new figures, and sighed in acquiescence as I pointed at those stupid ballons.
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>>54972490
This.

Sigmarines are literally space marines, they have the same giant toddler proportions.

Its fine to have a yuge chest and biceps, but those fuckers are a barrel with keg arms/legs.
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>>54973602
original content to do not steel
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>>54972107
NO
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>>54972337
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>>54972107
ENOUGH WITH THE UNDERCUT MEME ON GIRLS

ALSO WHERE ARE HER EYEBROWS
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>>54972107
As a disenfranchised Fantasy player who refuses to accept AoS, that's not actually bad.

I'll get it if it isn't $30 when nuMordheim gets made as a Sister Superior.
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>>54972214
>40kfags keep buying sigmarines
Thanks for making GW think people want shitcast eternals. That's why we keep getting more of them.
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>>54973577
I bet that water jacket hasn't been cleaned, and she wondered briefly why it exploded in a shower of rust and steam, leaving her to momentarily contemplate her starving children as the meat slid off her face.
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>>54973644
its 2015 anon
undercuts are cool on women
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>>54973654
Starving children is sign of loyalty to leader.
Is good. Make them men when they eat enough manflesh.
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>>54973668
you mean it's 2013.
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>>54973644
Undercuts on women has been a thing since the 1970's, you're only hating on it because its mainstream now you hipster.
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>>54973644
eh...that's not an undercut anon. that's just where it's been braided. maybe get your head out of your ass, ok?
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>>54972317
That's kinda hot
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>>54973692
it's always been terrible but up until now it was tolerable because it hadn't seeped its way into all of popular culture

>>54973734
it's an undercut: the temples have been shaven
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>>54973918
So you admit you're a hipster.
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>>54973943
everyone is a hipster, including you for being an apologist of shitty trends (because what could possibly be more rebellious than ironically supporting popular things right)
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>>54972271
>One of the Stormcast was just a simple miller.

Is that canon? I saw it posted here once and thought it was writefags work.
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>>54972317
This.
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>>54973644
>ALSO WHERE ARE HER EYEBROWS

Nobody has eyebrows in Warhammer anon.
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>>54973918
no it's not, it's where the hair has been pulled back retard. hairdresser speaking.
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>>54973990
So you're a hipster making a hipster argument by being an apologist for your people.
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>>54972107
>boobplate

into the trash it goes
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>>54974067
And then there is this fucking retard.
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>>54974067
The male ones have pec plates so it's pretty much the same for both of them.
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>>54972107
What the fuck is that? A dante conversion ? Not bad
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>>54973943
Diff anon
Undercuts are for faggy hipsters.
How can he be a hipster/
that and looking like a fucking faggot.
>>54974067
Muscle cuirass you double faggot, literally the entire army is equipped with muscle curiasses
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>>54975432
Everyone knows hipsters self-hate.
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>>54972107
Quite frankly both this and the other female stormcast model look much nicer than the usual male stormcast, who look like fat rectangles by comparison.
The lithe look is also much truer to the original concept art.
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>>54975481
I mean i assumed just looking at those fucking faggots.
Why rich kids dress like tramps i don't know.
Point remains that cut is a faggy one, makes you look like a dickhead.
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>>54973616
>likes: Ultramarines
10/10
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>>54975506

I hate sig marines but love that art. Impressive how much GW can fuck things up.
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>>54975567
Says the hipster.

>>54975506
This.
Honestly you're better off buying female Sigmarines then flattening the boobs.
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>>54975765
The problem is the sculptor saw that and thought the most important thing was their size, but the bulk of that soldier's volume is a huge cape.
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>>54972107
MOAR
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>>54975788
>Says the hipster.

>dislikes hispters
>ergo he must be one

anon don't be a faggot, the hairdo is trash
come to think of it i would love to be a trust fund baby with a couple mill in the bank so i could be a fucking hipster.
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>>54972107
Are they gonna use that stupid pose from FW Angron for everything now?

Also, someone on here who lives near Nottingham has to slap some sense into the Eavy Metal team so they stop over-accentuating all of the edges.
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>>54975818
God I hope they make full kits for fem-stormcast, it'd actually make me want to start AoS.
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>>54975818
See this one works much better; less extranious spikes and shit.

Better proprtions than the standard Stormcast too.

Is it and official model?
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>>54975944
Yes, it's part of the new arena battle/card game thing GW are making.
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>>54975818
I would greenstuff the elbow ribs to be smoothe, and paint her arms, abs and thighs as skin.
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>>54975963
Nice, might pick one up off ebay if I find a decently priced one.

Would have to fill in the runes or whatever on the parchment and replace that crest thing with a ropknot or laurel or something, but this looks very nice.
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>>54975965
Please don't.
Midriff armour is retarded.
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>>54976020
Depending on how much it costs I might just buy the game, especially if it comes with the cool skellingtons, because you can bet your ass that the femcast will be the most in demand model in that set.
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>>54976103
>AOS models I actually want
What is this, Opposite Day?
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>>54976240
Well it's more like AoS's Mordheim equivalent.
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>>54976103
Nice kitbash. What kits are the bits from?
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>>54976240
It turns out, when you don't overload minis with useless spikes and shit, they actually look pretty good.

Who would have thought?
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>>54976301
>they could have just done Mordheim and bullshitted in Stormcast instead of nuking the setting
>they could have done a bunch of warband sets like the Nightrunner box

I'll be picking up those spooky pals though.
Thaks for making me aware of their existence, anon.
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>>54976379
Theyre actually new upcoming models.
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>>54976103
>Skeletal Warrior alongside a skeletal Greatsword alongside a skeletal Priest alongside a skeletal Marauder

ALL OF MY WANT.

The GW boycott is over for me, I'mma buyin' skellingtonz.
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>>54975818
You can paint her abs flesh color to simulate midriff
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>>54976379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AINXWdt3sjg
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>>54976103
The boxset is khorne and stormcast, the skeletoes will come in their own box
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>>54976382
i think they learned the power of good poses too.
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>>54976103
these new skellingtons look great
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>>54972107
Are you mad about sigmarines in general, or about some of them being female? Either way it's impotent autistrage, but still.
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>>54972107
Wait wait wait. Is this the same pose as Angron?
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kirby's gone isn't this what you all wanted
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>>54976760
Of course.
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>>54976760
Femcast are both cool and cute, so yes.
And I hope they make loads more including basic troop kits.
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>>54976760
>kirby's gone
what are you on about

>>54976809
great
more waifu armies
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>>54972107
I don't see any problems. SC have been make and female from the get go in the fluff.
If that triggers you, I don't know what to tell you.
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>>54976847
CEO used to be Kirby, now Rountree.
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>>54976861
wasn't there also an announcement that he was resigning entirely after rountree doubled the company's profits after a year while also winning back a lot of goodwill?
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>>54976847
You're god damn right, I even pretty much have my color scheme planned out in advance.
There's even a pretty good head on the KD:M unarmored sprue so I should more or less fully be able to recreate her.
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>>54976760
Absolutely. That way they can stay away from fem space marines and concentrate on SoB.
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>>54976900
Indeed. Not i these terms, but the last report said something like that I believe.
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>>54976861
K but i don't really see why it matter for stormcucks but i don't know.
If this fella is why epic 40k and necromunda is coming back then i guess i am actually very happy

>>54976941
>darkness
>pic related
god i hate that i lost my reaction fold
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>>54977024
Because he's an actual hobbyist and has an ounce of common sense, unlike Kirby. Hence the overall better quality of...everything concerning GW.
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>>54972107
I think this is genuinely the first time I'd ever want a predominantly male army to be entirely flipped on its head and changed to female.

I don't hate the Stormcast like a lot here but goddamn their design is too blocky and sterile. It's not even as sensational or cool as the Space Marines, its just monotonic.

Seeing a stormcast properly proportioned gives off a much better "divine warrior" aspect than meaty blockheads.

Will buy for modelling purposes, solid mini and hope there is more of a drift to these proportions than roid raging golden armour suits.

WHERE THE DRAWFAGS AT?! WE GOT A NEW WAIFU!
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>>54973546
The Emperor had already tasted the best pucci the Mankind could provide down the millennia, of course he has lost the interest. Only books and science remained for him after that, that's why we begin in M30.
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>>54972107

???
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>>54976455
>>54975921
>>54975965
>being that neckbeard with the ALL GURLZ army
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>>54977266
She kinda looks like she could be his daughter.
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>>54975818
>boobplates

GW hasn't gone full fem
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>>54972107
>Sigmarines have the stupid mask because it's Sigmar's face which inspires terror in Chaos
>The face on female Stormcast is not Sigmar's, and their armor is blatantly feminine

What the fuck happened to the entire concept of Stormcast being anybody and anyone who was heroic enough got resurrected and was thrown into identical suits of armor?
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>>54972317
Women do not belong on the battlefield at all unless logistics have and are truly royally fucked.
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>>54972159
>women
>heroic

Pick one. The one true thing Anita Sarkeesian ever said, women are not capable of bravery, independence, or perseverance. Any female character with those traits is just a man with tits.
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>>54973557
It's like they'd never seen a woman.
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>>54972107
>Why the fuck is this allowed?

Hello, /pol/
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>>54979389
stop being edgy.
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>>54979683
>biological facts are edgy

Sorry anon but the most efficient forms of society are those which dedicate their males to warfare, especially in pre-modern times, with the women being dedicated to estate management and child rearing.
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>>54973557
dear fucking lord
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>>54979367
I'm fine with female sigs but I would like to hear an answer to this.
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>>54979784
The whole concept of Sigmarines as an army was that it could be "anybody" and that any figure could be a man, woman, elf, or even an orc shoved in. Yet when they reveal their female Stormcast... it looks blatantly feminine which defeats the original point. Which was that the armor was anonymous and anybody could be behind those masks. All you should need to make a "female" stormcast is to slap some female headswaps on. Not some flesh-sculpted armor with tits and hips.
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>>54979826
Your explanation for why the tit plate is unnecessary was very nice and thorough, but I was more wondering what GW's justification for the tit plate was.
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>>54980071
"People are gonna bitch and moan either way, so we might as well do what we want"
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>>54979766
>biological facts
>a fantasy setting in which an entire faction is made of plants
I mean, if you want to be the master of the no fun allowed brigade, by all means, but everyone's gonna think you're a faggot.
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>>54977951
Sigmarines where musculata cuirasses, the males have pectorals, why wouldn't the females have 'boobplate'?
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>>54972159

they were already supposed to be shitty ashes of corpses piloted by ghosts like the thousand sons so they could be "anything your imagination can conjure! Duardos, Aelbens, Uruk Hai — even womyn! ;)" but nobody gave a fuck and just assumed they were white male chads so they had to make a Sigmarine with a titplate and shitty tumblrite hairstyle
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>>54980828

forgot pic
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>>54973557
>Vect has been banging these two for decades
Even in Commorraugh love can bloom.
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>>54979766
Well that situation doesnt really matter here for several reasons.

Stormcast eternals likely dont have differences gender wise and if it did the female would end up several times more powerful than the average human male.

To sigmar it was more important to find people with the right attitude to survive apotheosis, than neglecting half of his potential candidates. Heck I would say female are better candidates due to higher pain tolerance.

Thirdly, age of sigmar is only pre-modern in most of seven realms because it went through an apocalyspe. Just from the sheer size of Azyrheim indicates that the population of azyr is several hundred times larger than we have on earth.
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Can gw really come out and say "No theres no girl primaris marines" in this day and age?
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>>54972107
oh shit a sculpt that understands how hips work

>>54980828
They were never ghosts, sadly. They're flesh and blood. They just have lightning in their veins

So I guess they're robots? Androids. Something.

Being animated suits of armor would have been much cooler

>>54979766
Biological facts are irrelivant here because they aren't really women. They're the soul of a woman reforged into semi-divine corporeal being made of lightning and god stuff.
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>>54972107
Isn't that the Angron pose?
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>>54981877
I thought they became ghosts when they started to die repeatedly
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>>54982105
Not sure? That chick clearly has a face.

Some of them maybe. You can probably say your dudes are all spooks in suits.

God fucking dammit they need to build the setting more and stop making up stupid words for Stormcast equipment
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>>54981704
There would be no consequence whatsoever.
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>>54979389

Does that really apply to people who are not really human any more? Heck, they are likely not actually capable of reproduction.
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>>54982105
No, they just lose their memories and personality.
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>>54982136

Somewhere a feminist might post on her blog about it. That would be the worst thing in the world. Someone would screencap her blog post and post it on /tg/ once a week for the next ten years to remind us how terrible feminists are.
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>>54982125
>God fucking dammit they need to build the setting more
No. The Stormcast are fleshed out decently enough. People just need to read the actual fluff and stop repeating fake internet rumors.

Stormcast always were humans, just "reforged".... think of them as of Space Marines, humans just bigger, stronger and better at fighting. At least when it comes to their bodies, because when it comes to their mind is a bit deeper.
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>>54982210
I said the SETTING
not the fucking STORMCASTS

We have all these mortal planes which are completly abstract. No maps, nothing. All we know is, "this is tree world!" "This is fire world!" "Lots of chaos here!" "Lots of vampires here!" Because they're obsessed with not creating anything that would prevent people from customizing their dudes however they want them

And the endless melange of cheesy made up fantasy words that sound like they were regurgitated out of a novel from the 80's would be charming if they were self aware and tongue in cheek, but it's pitched 100% earnest.
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>>54981877
>They just have lightning in their veins
I read it as 'lightning in their vaginas' and found this image very amusing
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>>54981664
Modern as in TECHNOLOGY dumbass. Women on the battlefield is acceptable when they no longer need to carry around 100 pounds of gear because they can be given a plane to fly or a drone to remotely pilot. Women however are not suited for frontline fighting, and in order to make a woman perform as well as a man, you'd need to destroy everything that makes her a woman.

This is no different from Space Marines. Great, you augmented a woman. She's still going to be inferior to her male counterparts because of starting off weaker and having a poor skeletal structure.
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>>54982391
>I read it as 'lightning in their vaginas' and found this image very amusing
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>>54982400
>Women however are not suited for frontline fighting

By your standards petite men aren't suited for frontline fighting either.

If you ask me, nobody is suited for frontline fighting. Its just something people do because they're forced to.

(You can say that women and small men aren't the first choice for expensive combat augmentation, sure, that part makes sense, but when you say "women are not suited for frontline fighting" all I hear is chivalry. Nobody is suited for frontline fighting. If you have a much larger heart and almost twice the upper-body strength of your companion that makes you MARGINALLY better at frontline fighting.)
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>>54982400
Now this is Autism.
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>>54982512
is AOS about realism? Is everything else logical except for this?
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>>54982400
>>54982512

...Except it is different, because a Stormcast is not a fucking biological being. She isn't any different from a male stormcast. She just has tits and a vagoo because thats what her soul/mind was familiar with and corporeal dysplasia would interfere with being a soldier. She's made of the same shit, has the same density, and likely nearly the same measurements as the men.

A female Stormcast is only female in the very losest sense. That isn't a mortal. It is a demigod, made in a gods forge, created to be a living and thinking weapon of war. They're closer to androids or war machines with feelings, than anything organic. They are completely divorced from biological necessity and logic. Formed whole cloth from literally energy, into matter, custom made at the atomic level.
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>>54980828

I think this is the most true statement so far. When the rumors about the SCE came out it was of golden golems with a soul attached to it. Then it became clear GW didn't even know what they where, and not soon enough a dumb sculptor made a SCE with a face. And it just happened to be a white male face (even though they painted it as a black man for its promo).
And now that they already made the mistake of showing the world they got yet another army of white male fighters, they really forced their hand to make this model overly clear.
>Tittplate
>ugly GW-style "female" face
>Im surprised if we can't see the high heels in this photo.

Its just to silly, like feminism trying to force their way in to a fantasy setting without a G-string double D-cup and an elven bow.
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>>54980092
>>54980092
>>54980092
>>54980092
>>54980092
thread closed
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>>54972191
>nice feet
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>>54982723
Except they don't act or resemble this at all. Stormcast are not bound to their armor and their bodies are still flesh and blood and subject to the physical limitations of their physiology, such as the efficiency of their shoulder-to-hip ratio.
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>>54972214
pretty much my first impression
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>>54979389
>>54979766
I guarantee you're a civilian that's never seen shit. Why do you think you're entitled to talk about war as if you know anything?
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>>54983155
>subject to the physical limitations of their physiology, such as the efficiency of their shoulder-to-hip ratio

No they aren't, because they're magic. They have lightning in their veins. This is described. They are literally magical beings mage of magic in a magical universe where one of the biggest rules is "physics doesn't apply" and the big bad is literally "even less rules: the monster". I am telling you, it does not matter because by Sigmars fiat it does not matter.
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>>54983034
Except always was stated that stormcasts were of flesh and blood under their armour.
Someone made guessing about being TS analogue but was not that.
Rumors were not right.
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>>54980828
Rubric Marines good guys? Fucking AoS... That almost makes me wanna play their shitty sigmarines.
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>>54972107
I hate it but the real question is?, how large is she to a empire human model, is she a amazonian?.
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>>54983646
>is she a amazonian?
If you mean in terms of size, Stormcast Eternals are to human models as Space Marines are to IG

If you mean is she a Warhammer Fantasy amazonian, no. Aside from races and special characters, not much carried over. The Stormcast Prime (leader dude) isn't even Franz :( Sigmar didn't start collecting souls until long after the Old World was destroyed
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>>54983339
Because statistics matter.The inclusion of women on the front line is other done out of desperation or inclusiveness for the sake of political brownie points. The result is under-performance and unreliability. At most women can fit into the Air-Force or other roles where they don't need to carry heavy loads, but 100 pounds on a female skeleton will fuck it up fast.
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>>54983462
>they have lightning in their veins
>when they die in the books they just bleed blood and scream in terror

Seems pretty normal to me. Don't tell me you take hyperbolic tomes literally.
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>>54973996
It's canon. It's from Plague Garden.
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Man, I'd want to paint her and the vanguards armor in some leathery colors, but I don't think it'll look authentic...
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I can dig it. There won't be any gold on mine though. No sir.
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>>54972168
>wonderful
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>>54984174
It would be authentic, go nuts.
Molded cuir bouilli leather is a thing.
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>>54972271

space marines have 30 years of gaming history, lore and novelization

they came up with sigmarines 2 years ago and have barely touched them since
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>>54984477
That changes everything.
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>>54984451
Projecting pretty hard there, kiddo.
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>>54972107
>Age of Smegmar has shitty lore and shitty models for kids
>On unrelated news, the water is wet
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>>54984639
Just like the old Fantasy!
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>>54984783
>
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>>54984639

The pain you feel inside cannot be assuaged...
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>>54984812
It kinda can. I'm just keking at all the AoS shills
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>>54980828
Sorry but the overall ratio of memewords in this post is too high, opinion discarded, go back to /pol/, leave the internet a couple hours, etc, etc.
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>>54984888

> look at these stupid fucks being enthused about stuff I don't like

:-(
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>>54983932
Yeah, because they really care about inclusiveness in say the Middle East. Are you really that brain dead, you imbecile? Plenty of women gave idiot males parroting crap about them being unsuited to war one way ticket to kicked the bucket, dumbass.
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>>54985109
>people playing AoS
It was already an half dead game, the new 40k edition was the nail on the coffin. People buy those kits basically only for 40k conversions or collection purposes (which I don't understand since half of them look like shit)
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>>54985129
It is literally impossible that someone this naive and self-deluded exists.
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>>54985150
Well, but that's not an argument
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>>54985129

lol sure matey, a whole lotta convertin'
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>>54985169
Eh i have a large GW nearby, and there is always both AoS and 40k games on both thursday and saturadays
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>>54985126
It's also worth adding something about the Soviet Union's night witches and snipers. Although added out of desperation, they were highly decorated.
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>>54972107
Bit disappointed by the boobplate, pretty sure the other Stormcast was much better in that respect.

Honestly, didn't /tg/ assume that a load of stormcast were female ex-Red Sonja types anyway, just reborn in the same concealing armour as every stormcast?
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>>54985264
>whining about boobplate

Kill yourself

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Muscle_cuirass
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>>54985264

Eh, it could have been worse. A lot worse.
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>>54985275
Don't blame him too hard, this board's culture has always been traditionally mysophobe and gender exclusive. Any and all forms of feminity are frown upon under the pretext of false feminism. Best you can do is filter the word booplate, bikiniplate and high heels, that way you won't ever see another one of these mysophobes again.
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>>54985336
>mysophobe
I dont think that word means what you thik it means
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>>54985336
> mysophobe
> all forms of femininity are frowned upon

I extrapolate this logic to conclude that anon thinks women are bacteria.
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>>54972107
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>>54985371
>>54985391
Welp, that was a funny accident.

How's the word for phobia (rather than hate) against women?
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>>54985404
Gynophobia
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>>54985414
That's what I meant, thanks.
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>>54985336
>/tg
>Gynophobia
naa, we are just autistic so hate the impracticaclties of tht kinda shit (whilst masterbating furiously over it in mini form)
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>>54985404

That's not it either. Boobplate is just... tacky, lazy cheesecake. I'm old.
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>>54982210
I tried to read the Flesh Eater Court battle tome fluff. I liked the ideas they have for it, but I hated the naming convention, and how territory doesn't matter in AoS and resources doesn't matter in AoS; because everything is infinite and everything is a magical theme park.
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>>54985336
OK I thought some of the above posters might have been subtle trolls, but you've exposed yourself now.

Well played anon, you baited several people and got a /pol/tard biotruther to whine about "statistics".
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Any leaks on points for Stormcast yet guys? Because I love and collect them, I dig their aesthetic and fluff, and am willing to be shat on (but give me the points too)
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>>54985336
>>54985264
On the off chance you're not trolling, /tg/ has often hated boobplate because clearly defined double breasted curved breast plate directs blows towards the heart, making the armour less useful and compromising the protection.

Better off with more subtle curves, like a single slope down the chest. Also, stormcast were initially said to be souls bound to magical suits of armour.
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>>54985521

+1. Relictor stays at 80pts pls k thx
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>it's a /pol/ invades /tg/ episode via their /v/ colony land-bridge

I don't like these re-runs desu. I shuddered to think what would happen to /tg/ if this was, what was it, 5th? Where Morathi was released. Oh wait, she had exposed breasts so it would be BASED GW! TAKE THAT FEMINISTS NU-MALES REDDIT CU CKS! LMAO! But Sisters of Slaughter, the female torsos for Dark Elves, Beastmasters, Sorceresses, Hand Maiden, Sisters of the Thorn, Those female archers I forgot, the Empire wizard I forgot. Or Ariel. Or Alarellie. Or Isabella von Carstien. Or Valkyria the Bloody. Or the Amazons.
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>>54985264
>pretty sure the other Stormcast was much better in that respect.
Pretty sure they both have the exact same boobplate.
Not that it should really matter as it's a perfectly reasonable equivalent to what all the male Stormcast are wearing.
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>>54985523
/tg/ is often retarded. Boobplate (and this isn't boobplate as it's a single line, not like SoB's boob-plate with two breasts to a central spot) is easily mitigated by reinforcing the central area that any deflections could go to. This has been explained dozens of times over the years ever since /tg/ has whined about it. Even structual engineers have commented on this as the solution. Crying about SoB boobplate was retarded as it's Power Armour. This is also retarded as even if they die, they just get reborn and it's one of the strongest armours in the setting.
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Yeah. Fuck boobplate. So unrealistic. What next? Male abs which do the exact same thing on armour LMAO!
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>>54985203
Eh, even the "desperation" argument doesn't really hold water. Israel maintains lots of female units (pictured above) despite not fighting serious war in 50 years, having enough males to fill draft quotas, and being really conservative society.

Man, it's just really sad to see fucking ARABS and Jews of all people being more progressive and less prejudiced than alt-right morons. I wonder if some girl beat them up in kindergarten that they are so scared of armed women now? :>
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BUY YOUR KIKECAST ETERNALS TODAY GOY

NONE OF THE OTHER RACES MATTER
BUY BUY BUY !
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>>54985600
Using women on defence is different that using women on attack. On defence if you're going to lose a fight, you retreat and are in a 'friendly' area. On attack, you get captured and you're a cum dump for months, just like that American soldier was. Frontline women, ignoring the progressiveness of it, end up with damaged bodies just by weighing their packs. In fact, the military usually give it to men (so a man carries two) in order to avoid being sued while on exercises.
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>>54985611
Bring me an all female Liberator kit and you will be my greatest ally.
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>>54985600
>implying using a gun is the same as swinging an axe
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>>54985627
see
>>54977406
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>>54985551
And don't forget the old bloodthirster.
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>>54985633
Second place looks cute AND has good taste in superheroes.
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>>54985633
Gender identity aside, you's have to be a massive cunt to compete when you're obviously at an unfair advantage.
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>>54985651
Man, I hope I can pick one of these up somewhere.
The new BT just looks too generic for my taste.
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>>54984451

>Playing a character in a game means you are aroused by it some way

Wow those skaven players are gross
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>>54985713
Professional weightlifting is a fucking joke. It all comes down to who can cheat more without getting caught.
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>>54985726
>using generic as an argument
Everytime.
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>>54985796
>having shit taste
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>>54985521
(You)
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>>54982512
>If you ask me, nobody is suited for frontline fighting. Its just something people do because they're forced to.

You haven't met many Serbians then.
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>>54982267
Stormcast are the setting.
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>>54985990
>shooting civilians is frontline fighting
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>>54977406
>not being that neckband with an all gurlz army
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>>54979571
>women are not capable of bravery, independence, or perseverance
>implying you need any of these to be heroic

Did you vote for Drumpf too?
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Why does this trigger people in this thread so much?
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>>54986104
Shitposting and autism.
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>>54986104
>Age of Sigmar attracts butthurt Fantasy fanboys
>Strong Womyn attract butthurt /pol/ posters

What do you think will happen?
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>>54986019
See this shows how you don't understand what war is. There is no such thing civilians. There is only us and the enemy.
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>>54986176
Wow, I just cut myself with that edge
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>>54986187
It has nothing to do with being edgy, back in WWII times, maybe even durning the Korean war, you westerners waged war like tha too. And you won, back then. After vietnam you decided to wage some sort of sudo war, and then you wonder why you can't win. Look at our Russian brothers. Kaukazus, like freaking afganistan, muslims, ton of places to hide, places from which to get support etc. And the Russians wage war the normal way, and what happens? They win. You struggle in syria for years. Russians come, uprising finished in less then 2 years. And that is without using ground forces of their own.
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>>54986172
I see no one bitching about Fantasy anon, just the female stormcast.
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>>54972107
Because how can you tell it's a grill if she's wearing a helmet?
On a more serious note, I was under the impression that Sigmarines were skellymans under their helms. Was I under the wrong impression? And how did I get it if so I wonder?
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>>54986176
Lol no, this is something they figured out in was stupid in the Renaissance. You don't kill civilians because you want them to keep running farms and industries for you.
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>>54973545
Agree to a certain point, I did have a good kek thinking of her trying to sneak through the shadows whilst glistening like a disco ball.

Having said that, she could be a sort of frontline assassin. While the stormbros are holding the shield wall, She charges ahead solo swinging her axes like an autistic child with a nerf bat through a hospital corridor. She's like an attack dog, you point her at the enemy leader/hero on the field and let her go, And come hell or high water she will kill everything in her way to get there or she'll die trying.


Maybe this is what happens to those stormcast who become too independent after multiple reforging, or return from being a questor with a wider understanding of the realms and an unorthodox attitude to battle.They basically become the berserkers of the stormbro army.

Given that Sigmar is now a god viking it seems likely that his idea of the perfect assassin would probably just be a Valkyrie with a big axe and no off switch.

In short:I'm into it.
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>>54979389
No one posting on /TG/ belongs on a battlefield.
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>>54986235
Russian lost hard in Afganistan, and they're still having troubles in a lot of the places they occupied. They had casualties in Syria too, despite basically bombing everything (civilians included) to the ground
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>>54986235
>And the Russians wage war the normal way, and what happens? They win.

Unlike popular belief, the ruskies lost all those wars (Afghanistan, Chechens), they just kinda meme'd themselves into a sort of pseudo-victory. You can probably say this about every modern conflict involving Russia (Syria, Ukraine, Georgia).
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>>54986274
because butthurt fantasy players kept using it as a shitty meme to make people think AoS was crap.
They've always been human, Right from the release. The gates of azyr book has them take off their helmets to greet human survivors.

Don't worry anon, You aren't the only one.
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>>54986235
Maybe we just wait for russia to get involved because russian lives are cheaper than vehicle repair.
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>>54986351
Well, AoS still remains crap
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>>54986386
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>>54986399
The wallet and spirit.
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>>54986321
yes, because they tried to wage war the western way.
>>54986350
chechenya submited, and the failed war in afganistan was because the high command tried to wage a non total war.
And if the last 3 were not wins then I do not know what counts as a win to westerners.
>>54986365
you wished, people cost a lot in Russia, they have negative birth rate.
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>>54986176
>There is only us and the enemy.
What a sad way to view the world.
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>>54986351
You know what be a good idea?
Explain the lore in the faction books, like how in 40k they explain about septs and the different castes leaving stuff like propaganda to the novels.
Not whether or not your soldiers have faces, that seems like more than just general minutia.
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>>54986441
I agree. The tzeench book is beautifully illustrated but very short on actual lore. What builds up the world isn't the big battle scenes, It's the tiny little vignettes that you get at the page corners, The little sentences and odd quotes that add a more ground level view of the world.
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>>54986414
>chechenya submited

You do know that it is ruled by the guy who led the insurrection back then, right?

>what counts as a win to westerners

You only need to fill one criteria to win: you have to reach your political goals as set out at the start of the conflict.

Not throwing a country into utter mayhem and ruin (Syria) for short-term gains. Not fucking up a clear invasion of a country less than one-hundredth of yours size (Georgia). And not fucking up your country's political and economic future for a literally useless naval base (that would have remained yours either way).
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>>54986472
>Not throwing a country into utter mayhem and ruin (Syria) for short-term gains

But US and gulf countries did that to syria by funding al-qaida
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>the spear chuckers are painted black
Really makes you think.
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>>54986472
no it is led by a dude who is from a clan that hated the dude that was the president of "free" chechnya.
>>54986472
lol, political goals. Political goals is to milk the country for as much possible as long as possible by the ruling class. This means you never win wars, because there will always be a new faction that want their part of the cake. In normal countries the goverment does the same, but it also has a healthy view of the world, that you can not share the world with your enemies, if possible. This way you westerners end up with wars that never end, and we end up with wars that do end, because we either chase of all the enemy or kill most of them off.
If the middle east war a real threat to Russian or Chinesse dominance, it would not be a war that drags on for a century.
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>>54972107
go back to /pol/ faggot lmao
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>>54984451
Guilty as charged yer honor
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>>54972159
There's literally no reason to employ women as soldiers, and I'm not even memeing or mysoginistic, it's just what it is. A fit man will always be better than a fit woman, so there's no reason to choose one over the other. There is absolutely no logical reason you can use to justify women soldiers aside from doing it just cause.

>inb4 autistic hissy fit
I don't understand this meme, it's a fact, why do people defend this? I understand you not being upset about it, I'm not, but it's stupid and not justifyable. At the end of the day I don't give a fuck about this model existing but people defending it are strange to me.
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>>54982613
>what is internal consistency

literally every thread, man. does the fact that fantastic things exist disable logic? "hey, this setting got orcs mate so technically gravity could not exist and humans are whales with wings that creep like snakes lol"
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>>54986472
>Not throwing a country into utter mayhem and ruin (Syria) for short-term gains
That's what USA did by funding ISIS. Or you can it was supposed to be long-term gains?
>Not fucking up a clear invasion of a country less than one-hundredth of yours size (Georgia).
Lol who was going to invade Georgia? The point was to kick Georgian forces out of Abkhazia.
>And not fucking up your country's political and economic future for a literally useless naval base (that would have remained yours either way).
Lol again. Do you even know how geopolitics works and what happens when you lose your ability to project military power? I give a hint: you will lose political and economic power shortly after. And now consider what impact losing naval access to the Mediterranean Sea would have in the light of American actions in the Middle East.
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>>54985600
>sitting on top of a hill with a stick that throws bullets is the same as being clad in plate armor and hitting people with a hammer

you sure are retarded anon, even a kid can fire a gun
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>>54986667
Because sigmar isn't going for fit, he's going for larger than life heroic.
A heroic warrior woman will kick a generic buff blokes ass.

Besides, differnt body types, different fighting styles. She might be faster/more agile.
She might also be one of few that have a strong enough soul that can take the ordeal of being torn apart and reassembled by sigmar.
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>>54986736
so basically Odin´s Einherjer? It's rare for a woman to be heroic but if they're supposed to be some kind of undead revived spirit warriors that were buffed by Sigmar or something I guess a woman could be put there.
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>>54986414
Rarity doesn't increase value if no one wants your shit.
Pretty sure the US would gladly strap the last 10 russian babies onto the front of a tank to keep it from getting dusty.
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>>54986770
Remember that woman that got raped and birthed Archaon the hedgehog? She fought back and even stabbed the guy in the heart. I guess that counts.
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>>54985600
You do realize that the people of Israel are less religious than Europeans or Americans, right? Less than 1/3 of Israelis believe there is a god. They are actually morel liberal (read: logical) in social areas than almost all western societies.
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>>54986772
I would like to see the american army to do something like that. Because Russians for example did stuff like that. They took families, as in all people including children and women, of people that went in to the mountains. Kept them in eastern prisons for some time, and after some time most of the partisans came down, to be taken out. Only the volenteers were left and those were delt by purging villages that gave them food or help. So those also either came down and were hunted down, or went away.

Westerners on the other hand can't even deal with muslims living in their own countries. Here if a terror attack happens, the militia fucks up the muslims for 2-3 months, but I mean for real, stripped naked in winter chased around prison grounds, women with children taken out of cities and let out in the middle of woods 30km from main roads. And the muslims keep easy and silent. You on the other hand are afraid to enter where they live.
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>>54986667
Dragons couldn't fly even if they existed, magic doesn't exist, wood is not an effective armour material and there's no logical reason to heavily utilize shields when there's widespread use of advanced firearms.

It's called fantasy because it isn't real, stop judging it by real life standards.
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>>54986842
>kikes
>godless
Fitting.
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>>54986712
>And now consider what impact losing naval access to the Mediterranean Sea would have in the light of American actions in the Middle East.

Not the same anon but you must learn some geography. Servastlop is not on the Mediterranean shoreline. Its strategic value is no higher than, say, any other random patch of Russian coast a few hundred miles away.
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>>54986557
Slap those wings on a sisters model and you got yourself a few discount celestines pre errata
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>>54986962
>Servastlop is not on the Mediterranean shoreline
It's the only access Russia has. Yes, through the Black Sea and NATO controled strait but still. And it's the only warm port suitable for the navy Russia has (all others are freezing part of the year).
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Can you fuckers take your autistic Russia Stronk discussion somewhere else? This thread is about super boob zombies.
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>>54987248
Ever heard of Konigsberg or Novorossiysk?
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>>54987286
>Konigsberg
Too far away from the region
>Novorossiysk
Has its own problems and requires additional investments

Are you that shellshocked Ukranian or something?
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>>54987431
>31â–¶
>>>54987286 (You)
I was refering to your claim that sevastopol is somehow the only warm water port in the russian federation. Oh and iirc tartus lease was extended for the next 49 years.
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>>54987485
>tartus lease was extended
Awesome but it happened in 2017
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>>54985551
>/pol/ invades /tg/
you can divine that from the op?
or are you inturn bait?
seriously, i couldn't tell if this was
>boobplate
>stormcucks
>stupid hair cut
>wimmin (which didn't really happen the last time we've got a storm cuck female)
this shit is generic bait man.
Gemeric fucking bait
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>>54986172
you forgot
1.
>MUH /POL/ attraks /pol/
2.
>MUH STORMKEKS atttracts rage from AoS

fuck you we fantasy player have been rather patient this thread
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>>54987588
Fantasy players have always been AoS -shills favourite strawmen.
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>>54986351
>they've always been human
really?
because there was that whole
>taken from the heroes of every race
thing
and that was the point of the relictor or whatever.
eitherway stormcucks suck man, play something better
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>>54972107
>we want tumblr audience
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>>54987640
It's just shitty lore anon, debating it is like trying to discern the future digging in a latrine
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>>54987667
I don't disagree.
but if i cannot argue over minutia what is the point of /tg/ anyway?
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>>54986626
Because Afghanistan went oh so well for the Soviets
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>>54985584
The thing is, if you could reinforce the central area, you could reinforce it without the bad deflection angles and it would still edge out boobplate.
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>>54987677
Touché
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>>54972835
All Stormcast warscrolls have the human keyword. Sigmar was human and is a god of humans. Pretty sure they're human.
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>>54985477
But anon, it's easier this way for gw: no need to think, or write half-decently or be actually creative, just shit out more miniatures!
And you know what's the best part? They're pretty much doing the same fucking thing to 40k! Even time doesn't matter anymore, and why should it when every place is the same old more war?
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>>54986899
Are women in fantasy settings different from real women and if so why and how?

Just because fantastical things exist doesn't mean you get to throw out logic and internal consistency. Dragons exist, therefore women are magically equivelent to men as fighters? What the fuck kind of argument is that?
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>>54987916
The term you are looking for is "suspension of disbelief"

If you find the idea of women fighting on parity with men to be too beyond the pale to allow you to suspend your disbelief, then that is unfortunate and I'm sure there exists fantasy universes that will cater to your particular view.
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>>54987764

Eh,

I've played M:tG.

Grey-skinned genetic supersoldiers, and 2 different types of human embedded with living metal, still count as human by Innistred humanity matters cards, and by Eldritch moon, even those made into horrors by Her touch and voice counted as human.
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>>54987916
But stormcast are not human. They're literally undergo apotheosis. They might be human-shaped, and bleed and eat, but they're not natural, un-magic'd humans. They fucking turn into lightning upon death, along with their weapons and armor.
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>>54988159
So they're servants?
Do they have that gay thing were they need semen to live and yet can't get pregnant unless you waste your grail wish?
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>>54988159
Why they is tzeentch familiar with stormcast mask trophy?
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>>54988416
>Tzeentch
Got already have the answer.
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>>54972167
Considering that the hobby is filled with Neckbeard/Gentlesirs who hilariously see most females as inferior to their obese, basement-isolated, Rockstar drinking male form I can see how a female hero might go on to ruffle some feathers
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>>54987916
If something as unrealistic, outlandish and illogical as even a simple dragon (let alone shit like dwarven sky pirates mining gold from clouds) can exist, why not women with more muscle mass and slightly different psychology?
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>>54988964
because it threatens his fragile masculinity
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>>54972271
Not a single Stormcast can even hold a candle to a Lamenter in terms of "Heroics."
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>>54988964
>why not women with more muscle mass and slightly different psychology?
Because it's stupid to use healthy womens in battle where they've could be killed and soo all their unborn childs
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>>54989037
Its stupid from the perspective of the state in a long term perspective, its perfectly rational in a shorter term perspective, particularly when things like birth rates are completely ignored in almost every fantasy setting.
"There are as many elves as the plot requires" and all that.

The argument of birth rates also breaks down when examined from the perspective of individuals rather than a modern style state, since having more soldiers in the field will easily outweigh the potential hazards of lowered birth rates to the individuals responsible for actually running the recruitment of an army.
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>>54989217
>ignored in almost every fantasy setting.
Except most popular like LoTR, Witcher, GoT etc.
Not to mention it's also ruins discipline, so get the fuck out tumblr.
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>>54989257
You've mentioned only fantasy franchises famous for their extreme love of detail and more "realistic" takes on fantasy.

None of which is applicable to something like say, Warhammer, which completely ignores realism in the name of cool.
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>>54989350
>Warhammer
>cool
pick one kid
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>>54982512
>By your standards petite men aren't suited for frontline fighting either.
an average woman is roughly equivilent to a 14 year old boy in physical ability

>If you have a much larger heart and almost twice the upper-body strength of your companion that makes you MARGINALLY better at frontline fighting
you're fucking retarded
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>>54989257


What? There are loads of fighting women in the Witcher books and games, LotR has Eowyn at least, and GoT has Arya single handedly taking down forts. And if you meant ASoIaF, then there's still Brienne and the Sand Snakes.
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>>54989037
That only really makes sense if your waging an offensive war or are in a state of peace, and not say being under siege by chaos warriors 24/7.
There's plenty of space in the AoS multiverse for warrior women, even if they might not be the norm.
And judging by the fact that we have so far only gotten 2 models they do seem to be a bit more rare.
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>>54989559
Individuals, not regular troops
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>>54989820
>here's plenty of space in the AoS multiverse
And that's why AoS is bad setting, no any kind of in-setting logic or laws, just random terrain for 40k in fantasy.
>And judging by the fact that we have so far only gotten 2 models they do seem to be a bit more rare.
GW said they are regular among the SCE, but even if you are right, then things even worse
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>>54989559
>then there's still Brienne and the Sand Snakes.
And just a large chunk of wildling culture in general.
And the Mormonts and the population of Bear Island.
And Asha Greyjoy.
Hell there's probably more I'm forgetting about.
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>>54989882
>wildling
Yeah they were very advanced civilization and great fighters
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>>54989826
And have you maybe noticed that there are currently only two individual female Stormcast models?
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>>54989899
Since when was that a requirement?
All Sigmar cares about is heroism, you could be living in a cave for all he cares.
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>>54989901
So what? Fluff says they are regular fighters.
>>54989916
>Since when was that a requirement?
Never, I've just noticed the level of wildling society.
>All Sigmar cares about is heroism, you could be living in a cave for all he cares.
See, just as I've said
>And that's why AoS is bad setting, no any kind of in-setting logic or laws, just random terrain for 40k in fantasy.
There is literally no relevant things in setting.
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>>54972107
because its 2017, time to stop being sexist you idiot
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>>54989948
>>All Sigmar cares about is heroism, you could be living in a cave for all he cares.
>>no any kind of in-setting logic or laws

How is the above not a very simple law that follows very straightforward in universe logic? Are you maybe not the sharpest tool in the shed?
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>>54979571
>The one true thing Anita Sarkeesian ever said, women are not capable of bravery, independence, or perseverance.

When's she ever said that? just too damn funny for me to believe it ever happened.
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>>54990104
He's probably referring to pic related from her masters thesis.
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>>54972107
a closed mouth like that doesnt work with such a dynamic pose. If youve ever sprinted in full combat gear and tried closing your mouth even for a few seconds you'd understand
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>>54990197
Are you a celestial star being forged from magic and souls?
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>>54985126
>posts a shit tier military
What argument is that again? There's a reason why Arab Militaries are considered a joke, and it's because they can't organize themselves for shit. The only thing they can compete against is themselves as they're all equally shit. The only ones remotely competent are the Israelis, and they allow women in because they're in said utterly fucked situation.
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>>54990104
I'll never understand why don't they tint her eyebrows too.
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>>54989217
Are you retarded anon? Birth rates are a fucking serious thing when medieval warfare could often result in the near total genocide of your people if both the men and women were fighting. Your population only consists of a couple hundred thousand people at most, and any major loss of female life will seriously harm the ability to replace losses. Having more soldiers who are inferior doesn't matter anyway, as superior numbers have NOTHING to do with victory. What matters is how many well trained, well equipped soldiers you have.
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>>54990677
>medieval warfare
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>>54990677
Stormcast are already dead though, so some of them being female wouldn't really impact the actual breeding population.
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>>54990858
Last I checked Stormcast were behaving like a bunch of retards and using shields and giant hammers in full plate armor when the mortal humans have guns able to penetrate their armor.
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>>54990044
>How is the above not a very simple law that follows very straightforward in universe logic?
Because it didn't work, first SJW-marine wasn't even brave warrior
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>>54990858
>: Kharadron-Overlords-Hero-2.jpg
Even redditors need to reproduce.
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>>54991004
Warrior was never a requirement though.
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>>54990931
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>>54991048
But bravery was.
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>>54991237
And we know dick all about her backstory other than that she was a smith so one can't really comment on that.
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>>54990677
Consider the size of Azyrheim and the fact that we havent seen any form of birth control and have seen lots of ways of healing.
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