ITT: party red flags >party has no pets or animal mascots

>party doesn't eat their enemies.

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>players are looking forward to having fun

>>54965077
This is always the biggest red flags. It's like these fucks expect to be entertained for showing up and doing bad improve.

>party has 2 players doing the exact same thing

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>>54965288
How often does this happen? I feel like it would be kinda neat if played right. Imagine two rogues forming this dream team of thieves or two paladins from the same temple committed to cooperating in smiting scum.

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>>54965041
>party tries to do their own thing instead of just following your plot like they're supposed to

>Party demands someone has to go healer

>>54965041
>Party has a full caster with motives massively out of alignment with the rest of the group.

>the players has a cop who is playing a LN Paladin

>party wants to use their sexual organs as weapons

Character only drinks milk, yeat he speaks like someone who got his throat destroyed by drinking strong alcahol since childhood.

>>54965288
lol ironic dubs