>A gang of Lich girls

What do you think lich girls talk about at their Eternal Slumber Parties?

Which boys they'd like to (de)bone?

I cast Turn Thot.

>>54958970
Back ye foul-cunted wenches! I'll not let ye have my life essence for your foul magicks!

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I wanna fuck the one in the middle right in the phylactery

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>The Lich girl uses her most fiendish spell
>she points at you, turns and whispers to her friends then they all giggle.

>>54958998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFCxHmtHTGU

>>54958970
I'm spooked yet aroused.

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>>54959005
>not fucking number 2 while looking directly at the shy one on the far right

>>54959031
Dear diary,
Today I learned the secret truth hidden from me for so long:
High school girls were all undead abominations.

>>54958970
>menacing, menacing, menacing, menacing, cute!

The bard will focus on face-turning the one to the far right while the rest of us will distract the others.

>>54958970
>he doesn't have oral sex with a female demilich

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>>54958970

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>>54958970
>biches

>I cast control undead

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Lich girl with phylactery.

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>>54959136
>biches
No, that's a different gang

>>54959049
Oh shid
New fetish for me

Liches are meant to be lonely!

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>>54959208
A couple of lich girls with phylacteries.

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>>54960137
fuck, wrong image

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>>54958970
BEGIN THE CRUSADE!

>>54959236
Me on the left.

>>54960285
Are you in the shade there or are your legs that hairy?

>>54960409
A bit of both.

>>54959031
DC 21 charisma save or take 12d6 psychic damage, or half as much on a save

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>>54959049
>Not boning them all...
>I mean, yeah you could limit yourself, but why?

>>54960154
Blue board!

>>54961126
The other girls can rot.

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>>54961126
>Blue board!
Fuck the police, have some hardcore handholding for a good measure!

>>54958970
You can tell the one on the right transcended mortality just to fit in with the popular girls and they don't really like her. In a few centuries she'll find herself and settle down with a group of artsy vampires, cringing whenever she remembers her lich phase.

>>54959032
Begone is one word.

>>54958970
>tfw we are all the far right lich girl in our hearts
why even unlive

>>54958970
And I have a new idea for my players, thanks OP

>>54960285
Boris?

>>54958970
>you can tell they're female because of the stupid lean as if they were all being pulled towards something just off center

>>54961194
that joke totally didn't stop being funny after a decade

>>54962551
>being angry about females
It's 2017 buddy

>>54962692
>its current year! CURRENT YEAR!!

>>54962561
Your FACE didn't stop being funny after a decade

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>>54962758

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By the power of the Lord, I banish you!

Hotdog trough a hallway.

>>54959136
Bich is Latin for Generosity!

>>54962561
Joke?

>>54962489
I told you not to call me that.

>>54958970
a thread of fucking garbage

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>Cast Legions of the Dead
>Begin Spooky Party

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>>54958970

Got any more of them?

>>54959005
Left is old hag
2nd left is uggo
middle is the hot bitch
2nd right is token fattie
right is the qt nice one

I bang the one on the right

They pooled their resources in life to pursue lichdom, and even now they stay together. They seem to be out incredibly early to see yet another group of bards passing by their tower in the hopes of getting autographed paintings without having to kill and raise the singers first.

>>54962692
Where did you get anger from that post? Literally all pictures of females and their friends are of them leaning somewhere slightly off center. It's an amazing phenomenon.

>>54958970
I'd throw shorty a bone.

>>54958970
Pls no bully or I'm telling my paladin onee-chan!